Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Fuck France"
(parody of "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga)

"Fuck France"
(parody of "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga)



French fries
And goat cheese, on the side
Yeah,
let's go, wooo!

I don't like France,
very much
All of the people there are sluts,
(they like ze butt, sex)

Those girls are so stupid,
can't shave their armpits
Here is a razor, take it home

Don't talk French,
this is not Canada
(they hold the record for a-losing at a every war)

We should
give those poor guys,
a couple McDonalds
(Becuase they have ze better French Fries, french fries)

Fuck France!
They are so gay,
they eat they poop
Fuck France!
They all have crooked teeth
Fuck France!
They are so gay,
they are so gay,
Fuck France!
France, France, France,
F-F-F-F-F-UCK FRANCE!

It's good no?

They smell like crap,
with their cologne
the Eiffel Tower is a chode
They gave away the Statue of Liberty,
but they left off the Double D's
So she ain't got her no titties

Why don't yall eat American cheese?
(They are sophisticated so they only eat debris)
We should teach yall
to make some french toast

Menaj a Twa,
in France means two guys,
TWO GUYS!??

Fuck France!
Zey are so gay,
zey eat za poop
Fuck France!
They all have poopy disease
Fuck France!
Zey are so gay,
Zey are some assholes
Fuck France!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, France!

Bonjour, J'mapelle
Rucka, Rucka!
some people call me,
zey party poopa'
I have a funny mustache,
I can only speak in Francois

Ple Pl'ou Je D Ple D ' Plo
Comme vous appelez vous

Who is playing a game? You?
You like to do cocaine too?

Zey say the french are the best lovers
My country loves to bend over
I get six month vacation,
and sit down while urination

We have eight kinds of cheese,
We give human right to trees
We all have small wee wee
But we like to eat kiwi

Everybody do disco dancing
Let's do it
ANAL RAPE!

Fuck France!
Zey have some gays
Fuck France!
Fuck France!
Zey are so gay
Fuck France!
France, France, france,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
Fuck France

 

[fox69]

"Fucka Zombie"
(parody of "Focus" by Ariana Grande)

"Fucka Zombie"
(parody of "Focus" by Ariana Grande)



I was just a fuckin' cop
when zombies came for me
but I got practice bustin' shots
at unarmed young black teens, ow
Everyone does what I fuckin' say
Everyone knows Daryl's fuckin' gay
Too bad his brother can't beat off
but that knife hand is sweet, white power

That black guy saved me & he gave me some food
Zombies or no zombies there goes the neighborhood
And now he shows up with a stick fightin' skill
A black man that actually refuses to kill

Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie

I showed up with my little sis to Atlanta State Prison
(home sweet home)
It's only place we thought to go,
cuz it's the only place we been (that's racist)
the Governor came and we all ran out
went to Everybody Hates Chris's house
and I got me a little bite
They wouldn't kill me off, if I was white

I'm Samurai bitch yeah I'm crazy as fuck
Them cannibals thought they could eat my ass up
Them faggot ass hipsters shoulda fucked with someone else
Before the apocalypse they was Kony 2012

Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie

2, 3...
Oh hello
My name Glenn I from Korea I practice zen and pray sharia
I love white girl, she love me too, I use to deliver pizza, Chinese food
now I go get grocery zombie get too close to me
You can't fuck with me no siree
Bitches ain't nothin', but hoes to me
My wife is pregnant with a half yellow child
Mazel tov

She like to shoot zombie from up in a tower
The tower fell I must return to my wife
I'm dead no wait just kidding I'm alive
I'm ok, everyone

Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie

Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie
Fuck fuck fucka zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie
Fucka zombie, oh shit
Fuck fuck fucka zombie, oh shit zombie

 

[fox69]

"Get it Straight"

"Get it Straight"


Look, I'll explain to you dumbass, soft shoe,
motherfuckers, sell outs, that are too stupid
and too out of touch with the ghetto.
Who don't even know what the fuck's going on, Okay?
I'm posting up in West B, Y'knowwhaImsayin?
That's a, like a mile west of Bloomfield hills, Y'knowwhaImsayin?
I mean, it's pretty rough Y'knowwhaImsayin?
Sometimes I roll out to uh Wild lake to cap some bitches
but most of the time West B is where it's at Y'knowwhaImsayin?
There's been some confusion I'm tryin' to clear up
APPARENTLY there's some lil' bitch man fucking spot on the map uh
of Michigan called "West Branch"
Okay? I dunno who
THE FUCK THEY THINK THEY IS TAKING THE INITIALS W.B
or even West B, but lemme tell you theres only 1 West B
Y'knowwhaImsayin?
And normally I might let it slide
but there's one bitch ass mofuccka from uh West Branch,
his name's Vinnie
THIS MOFUCKA comes talkin shit to me of all people,
Y'know what I'm sayin', startin' shit with me.
He don't know who the fuck he fuckin with Y'knowwhaImsayin?
Mofuccka, he comes up uh on uh W-Where was it at?
W-was it at the corner? Oh-h That was on myspace, he was all like:
"You're a jackass Fagger"
Man, w-I don't know what that means, but it ain't a complement,
I'll tell you for sure
And he was like uh- He said the "N" Word, AND HE'S WHITE.
Man we-we ain't gonna stand for this bull shit.
Just got on my last mofucking nerve
Y'knowwhaImsayin? I told Vinnie; Ight we gonna see what happens
Y'knowwhaImsayin? THERES ONLY ONE WEST B, and it ain't West Branch
It sure as hell ain't some fuckin-ah pasty ass lil cracker joint
Y'knowwhaImsayin?
Fuck West Branch, Okay? This is my PEOPLE, this is where we grew up!
Y'knowwhaImsayin?

[Rucka Goes on to list a couple racist names]
Daly llama
tickleman
N-Word Scissorhands
Jihad Joe
Too-Black
Nigger R-Dub
Niggy Smalls
Jefro
Optimus Crime
Lil Seamos
Seaterpunch Jones
Purple Darius
Orange Julius
DJ Vinegar
Jigabo Joe
Your mom, my mom, everybody's mom

T-this is my people Y'knowwhaImsayin? T-this is where we live
N' this mofucka living in West Branch thinkin' he's from the Ghetto?
Man fuck West Branch it's West B mofucka
Man don't fuck around with Bloomfield mofucka,
you get shot around here, mofucka
There's only one West B, fuck West Branch
West Branch is a breeding ground for bastard faggots
And don't forget that all these drug deals with 50 mile and Drake
[*Laughing*]

 

[fox69]

"Ginger"
(parody of "Timber" by Pitbull)

"Ginger"
(parody of "Timber" by Pitbull)



I'm just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
I'm just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold.
I have no soul.
I have no soul.
I want your soul.
I want your soul.
Gingers! Have no friends.
And no one will have sex with them.
They come out at night they creep and crawl.
Who does God hate most of all? Gingers!
Who should have never been born? Gingers!
Who's adopted? Gingers!
Who belongs with floating turds in a fucking toilet bowl? Gingers!
Gingers are leprechauns, evil Irish little drunks.
They should all be killed at once!
Kill 'em and collect insurance.
But they're already fucking dead.
Skin is white, hair is red.
They like giving head to men in bed. It's gay.
I'm just a drunk with a temper.
Has anyone seen me lucky charms?
I'm just some scum from the shitter.
My hair is red, it's fucking wrong.
I'm just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
I'm just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold.
I have no soul.
I have no soul.
I want your soul.
I want your soul.
Prince Harry lookin' scary.
Virgin ginger german fairy
From the royal ginger cunts.
WTF is Kirsten Dunst? Ginger!
What's Conan O'Brien? Ginger!
Kanye? Nig... eh Ginger!
Ed Sheeran, Lindsay Lohan, Jesus fuckin Christ? Ginger!
Ginger grows in the ground, looking gross , tasting sour.
Creeping close without a sound, steal your soul, never found.
Gingers, eww, orange colored pubes.
And by the way, don't get me started on the jews.
Wait, what?
I just hate all stupid gingers.
They all are bad, none of them are good.
So suck my balls, evil gingers.
Like carrot top I hate them the most.
I'm just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
I'm just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold.
I have no soul.
I have no soul.
I want your soul.
I want your soul.

 

[fox69]

"Give A Jew Some Gold"
(Soulja Boy parody)

"Give A Jew Some Gold"
(Soulja Boy parody)



[Intro:]
This next song is by somebody, calls himself Sol-Soldier Boy tell em?
I don't really understand this kind of music
Everybody dancing suddenly is having sex on the dance floor?

[Hook:]
Hey man, I don't really get Jews
Always tryin'a jip you
Only kind of Jew I know is one, and that's a rich Jew
Always tryin'a rip you
I never miss a frisk
That's when they get together and cut off a baby's dong
I just think it's wrong
He'll need it later on (Later on)
Just give a jew some gold
Even just to hold
He'll probably get it sold (Get it sold)

[Verse 1:]
They be, always be conspiring
Even Barbara Streisand
They do 9-11?
They got so much money
I just wonder why
They killed the son of God
Nailed him to a cross cause he wouldn't be a doctor, lawyer
Married him a boy, or
Now every time you see a Jew, he'll do you taxes for ya
I missed the Bar Mitzvah, it made me feel so guilty that I
"You didn't come to my Bar Mitzvah, what did I ever do to you? "

[Hook]

[Verse 2:]
They be, always be complaining
All about they problems
Everything they got ain't enough, they want more of it
Always gettin money, takin it and double it
They got damn country, probably made of money
They own all the banks and the media
Now every time I see them, they eatin on Chinese food
I hate 'em, they Pagan
They won't even eat bacon
"It's much too expensive, and besides it gives me gas"

[Hook]

"Hello, this is K-Mart, how can I help you? "
"Hello, this is Seymour Shwartz, who are you?
"John"
"Yeah, John it was you, I bought your air conditioner yesterday-
It won't start, I already took two sips of (?) so I can't drive back over there-
I'm shmitzen like a shmotz over here, how do you suppose I get my air conditioner-
Working, after I bought it from you and sugar nuts over there, you wouldn't-
Accept my coupons."
"Sir, we don't sell air conditioners, it's March"

[Hook]

[Outro:]
So this is hippy-hop?
Not bad, back in my day the hippies played a whole different kind of music
It was much more peaceful, they didn't shoot eachother or call eachother names or anything
A lot of them did drugs, most of them were anti-semitic

 

[fox69]

"Go Cops!"

"Go Cops!"


I walk up to the police,
in Detroit city,
and I'm like
"Excuse me officer, I'm tryna find some weed"
And he's like
"Shit, so are we! Why don't you roll with me? We're gonna go around pulling over some minorities"
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
Get up in the police ride, ride
Crack a forty ounce inside, side
Nigga, we be gettin' high, high
Me and the cops rollin' around goin' sixty
When we see a trick ass bitch,
we gon' tell a hoe to drop them titties
Go cops, get the dogs
Let's go fuck with old folks
That's right, let's get high
and pull over black guys
Get buzzed,
smoke some drugs
Bitch, I'm rollin' with the fuzz, now
Po, po, po, po
Po, po, po, po
Smoke rocks!
With the cops
Let's go storm the barber shop
It sure is nice, bein' white
Haha, just kiddin' black guys!
Waving guns,
at some nuns,
bitch bend over,
we the fuzz, hoe
Po, po, po, po
Po, po, po, po
So we pull up the police car,
right up to KFC
And we're like,
"Gimme a chicken sandwhich and waffle fries for free!"
Unforgivable
But everyone ran out the store,
and we're like,
"Hey, come back here! I'm just hungry, I won't search you for no crack rocks, N****"
Now, that's just awful...
Get up out the police car, car
Police unleash the dogs, dogs
Dogs are chasin' people down the road, road!
Bark, bark, bark, bark!
Me and the cops drivin' down uptown, town
Trying to find someone brown, brown
Pull over someone brown
Let's pull over someone brown
Go cops, get the dogs
Let's go fuck with old folks
That's right,
let's get high,
And pull over black guys
Get buzzed,
smoke some drugs
Bitch I'm rollin' with the fuzz, now
Po, po, po, po
Po, po, po, po
Smoke rocks,
with the cops
Let's go storm the barber shop
It sure is nice, bein' white
Haha! Just kidding, black guys!
Waving guns,
at some nuns,
bitch bend over we the fuzz, hoe
Po, po, po, po
Po, po, po, po
They pull me over,
and they're like,
"Yo, my bad. I thought you were a black guy"
I said,
"It's fine. Yous ee I'm white. But I look black when I'm dancing"
They pull me over,
and they're like,
"Yo, my bad. I thought you were Indian"
I said,
"What Kind? The 7/11 kind? Or the kind of Indian that goes 'who, who, oh, oh, oh, who"
The police said,
"I honestly can't tell the difference!"
Go cops, get the dogs
Let's go fuck with old folks
That's right,
let's get high,
And pull over black guys
Get buzzed,
smoke some drugs
Bitch I'm rollin' with the fuzz, now
Po, po, po, po
Po, po, po, po
Smoke rocks,
with the cops
Let's go storm the barber shop
It sure is nice, bein' white
Haha! Just kidding, black guys!
Waving guns,
at some nuns,
bitch bend over we the fuzz, hoe
Po, po, po, po
Po, po, po, po

 

[fox69]

"Good Kids Smoke Crack"

"Good Kids Smoke Crack"


I make them good kids smoke crack
I make them good kids smoke
Good kids smoke (crack)
Good kids smoke (crack)
You take the pipe (the pipe)
Torch it, and give it a little twirl
It get's you high (now try)
Try to stay out of jail
'Cause just one rock couldn't kill no one
I've smoked since I was two years old
If you smoke crack
You might one day be president
I make them good kids smoke crack
I make them good kids smoke crack
Don't be hatin' on a brother 'cause I smoke with kids
I smoked with all your mothers when they was pregnant
I make them good kids smoke crack
I make them good kids smoke
Good kids smoke (crack, crack, crack)
Good kids smoke (crack, crack, crack)
Good kids smoke crack
You know my type
I'm a nice guy
Everybody likes me
White collar crimes
Killing white people nightly
I get high with twenty nine year olds
I mean, there's twenty of 'em playing outside nicely
I got the price of the crack
You might be surprised how it helps you relax
Well, I take it back
You'll be dancin' and askin' the crackers for cash when they pass
Now your mom's comin' at me for answers
"Why you smokin' crack with my grandson?"
I don't know
Why is the sky black?
I don't know
Why is this guy black?
Why do grandmas give me handjobs for crack?
I make them good kids smoke crack
I make them good kids smoke crack
You can take his bag of drugs and share with your friends
I could've charged you double,
but I care 'bout your kids
I make them good kids smoke crack
Good kids smoke (good kids smoke crack, crack, crack)
Good kids smoke (crack, crack, crack)
Good kids smoke crack
The FCC's gonna take all my money
'Cause I'm teachin' kids to smoke the crack
But I'm not the one making songs teaching little girls how to take it in the ass
So please go and buy my CD for your kids,
Even though I have a dirty mouth
'Cause when you were a kid,
You were probably lynching my people in the south
I make them good kids smoke crack
Good kids smoke (good kids smoke crack)
Good kids smoke crack
Don't be hatin' on a brother 'cause I smoke with kids
I smoked with all your mothers when they was pregnant
I make them good kids smoke crack
I make them white girls go black
I make them good kids smoke
Good kids smoke (crack, crack, crack)
Good kids smoke (crack, crack, crack)
Good kids smoke

 

[fox69]

"Heroes & Trolls"
(parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth)

"Heroes & Trolls"
(parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth)



Somebody once told me the Internet is only for talking shit and looking at tits
It is 2000 and 1 now I'm triggered, fat and drunk and I'm raping a kid in the comments
Well the lols are coming and they don't stop flooding, black lives matter when they kill harambè
Didn't make sense not to live online you smell like farts but you're the king of bombs
So much to say so much to read so much porn out there for the fapping
You live alone with your four bros and everyone is a cuckolds

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls as long as you don't go and leave your home

Its a cool story bro I'm a dangerous colder I started at 9 now I'm just getting older
And the media is getting much bigger no one is getting shot if I say the word (woah there)
And I can say pretty much anything and got enough porn for a night of jacking
The world outside is dark and cold I'll just stay inside like a little good troll

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls as long as you don't go and leave your home

You think you're funny bro? I'll DDos you and fuck your mum's ass up dude
You know who I am? I'm the leader of anonymous I'm behind 17 proxys and your mum's IP address bro
I don't want to fuck chicks girls are gay my brother sore a vagina once and he said it smelt like old sweaty dicks (I'm the best)

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls and we're all fucking fags

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get the Jews away from this place
I said yep what a concept I could use some less Jews myself lets load them all on the Minecraft train
Well the Minecraft money made the mine cop funny death to the Jews I did nazi that coming
Didn't make sense not to live for lols you're cool online but you smell like balls
So much to say so much to read so much furry shape for the fapping
You live alone with your four bros now everyone is a mictoe

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an asschow get your pwn on get gay
Where all tough heroes and trolls as long as you don't go and leave your home
We all got big fucking dongs as long as we don't go to talk to girls

 

[fox69]

"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls"

"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls"


All hippies
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees
Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!

First of all hippies always smell like balls
And they're all a bunch of free huggin' dumb fuckin' buttfuckers
Run hippies run, I got 21 guns with me
Come around town, and you're done if you fuck with me
Yeah, drum circle, ching chang chong
Get some goddamn balls in you're goddamn song
Get a goddamn jerb, you're a goddamn bum
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun

Now I'm a nice guy
But hippies are gay
They're always gettin' high
And spreading the AIDS
I'd love to find
Some hippies in my yard
Playing their guitar
They're gettin' sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead is the new green (yeah)
My name is Toby Queef
I was sent here by Rucka Rucka Ali

Yawl Hippies
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you
Hangin' round Tennessee
Better run, hippie
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends about me
Yeah I'm coming with a gun, I hate 'em!

All hippies
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees
Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!

I have a farm
With plenty of grain
But hippies could starve
That's fine with me
God help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked in the booty (yeah)
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book for vegan revolutionaries

All hippies
Are some vegan pussies
Eatin' dog feces
You should eat a little meat
Always pretending
To like Bob Marley
He sucks a big D
You should grow a couple nuts, I hate 'em!

All hippies
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees
Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!

Where were you september 12th?
I was shootin' me some hippies real good in the chest
If you don't like this darn country
You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef

I'm a little bit of country
With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
I'm a female bangin', racecar wagin'
Jesus, save me
I got no teeth
I'm a decent man
I just don't like asshole hippies dancin'
With no pants on
Reminds me of the first time I heard rap music
I was like: "Did he say nigga? I like this guy? "

Yawl Hippies
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you
Hangin' round Tennessee
Better run, hippie
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends about me
Yeah I'm coming with a gun, I hate 'em!

All hippies
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees
Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!

 

[fox69]

"Hitler Is Pewdiepie"
(parody of "Scars to Your Beautiful" by Alessia Cara)

"Hitler Is Pewdiepie"
(parody of "Scars to Your Beautiful" by Alessia Cara)



Felix claims to be an average Swedish bro,
His motives seem known, he lives in the basement, and plays video games,
And has no relation we can see to nazis or the fuhrer.
But what we don't see,
Is late at night he puts on his nazi tights and leads the 3rd reich,
And he marches hundreds of his men
To Poland from Berlin cuz millions have to die
To serve the chosen race

But there's a wall street journal article that's out
Written by the daily stormer's favourite group of guys,
Exposing plans to take over the world and make it white.
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie.
And he won't have a chance to kill the Jews, his secrets out.
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie.

Hitler seems to be dead since the 40s,
Or so we thought cuz he was in Felix's basement,
Putting his messages in the image of just a little nice white boy,
With the blue eyes to die for, he may be gay.
We don't see, the purges or the pewdie camp
Where he puts his friends like Ethan and Andy Serkis.
So to all the Jews he's burning, I'm here to help ya,
Save you from literally Hitler,
These guys are the same thing.

There's a holocaust led by Pewdiepie,
You should know that Pewdie's just a furry shitty fuck.
If I see him I'll rape him in his cutey Asian butt,
Cuz I love Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie.
And he won't have a chance to take over the world this time.
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie.

Nobody knows the real Pewdiepie (Nobody brofist like Pewdiepie)
Nobody knows that he's out there killin (Nobody knows that he mass kills millions)
No one could ever deny all his crimes (Nobody else should die)
Hitler is Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie.

There's a butt hole that I wanna bang tonight,
It belongs to Hitler also known as Pewdiepie
And he won't have a chance to say "no thank you sir I'm fine",
Cuz I'm like super strong, and I fuck super hard
And he won't have a chance to kill the Jews to anymore,
Cuz I'll fuck Pewdiepie, Hitler is Pewdiepie