Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Charlie Wins Over Japan"

"Charlie Wins Over Japan"


Oh hello!
It's me, DJ Not Nice.
You know, there's been a little tragedy in Japan, man
Come help us out now...

There's a tsunami
If you don't believe me then go see on the news
Now we're all drowning
Oh no
Where did i put my little Pokémon tube?
And we're all staving
Give us money
We need to buy a little hot sour soup
We need wasabi
Eggroll
A little rice and noodle with tofu

Listen bitch-ass ninja
I have a judo dildo
And I have a yellow belt in tae-kung-fu
I know you think you're big
But you're fucking with Godzilla
So tell tsunami we're not afraid of you

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!"
(Do the wave, everybody! Do the wave! Everybody do the wave!)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!"
(Put your hands up! Put your hands up in the air! Take off your underwear!)
Tell tsunam---
OH HELLO CHARLIE!
(Winning, duh, winning, duh)
Adonis DNA and tiger blood in you
(Winning, duh)
You have no job so
Come on over
Come help us clean off all this water and poo
Tell The Situation
Forget the fucking Haitians
Stop the fucking flood with all your grease and goo
Come over for vacation
Enjoy the radiation
Don't worry, Japan doesn't have any Jew

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Woo! Yeah! Fuck you, tsunami! Fuck-a you! Fuck you!)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Ooh, radiation, very nice. Hey, is it hot in here? Umm does this feel like a lump to you?)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"

Tonight, I die alone
Tsunami take my home
You have ten dollar? Let me have it!
Send it over from your phone!
Chinee soldiers are taking over!
"We've come to help you"
Suck my boner!
I no trust you!
"Why not? Fuck you!"
Fuck me? Fuck you!
"I'm gonna cut you!"
I cut you like chinee chicken!
"Fuck you bitch, get in the kitchen!"
I'm in the kitchen!
"Oh, then cook me up some fish and wash the dishes!"
Oh hello Elmer Qaddafi!
Don't just eat your toffee
Libya needs the water more than we do!
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(I'm a ninja turtle! I'm a-I'm a ninja turtle!
Turtle power turtle power super magic turtle power)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(Gimme money we need money everybody give us money
I am ninja ninja turtle fuck you cowabunga dude)
Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!"
(What the Japanese need right now is some tiger blood and 7 gram rocks!
Duh, winning!
I would be fine out there in Japan, I'm super fucking human!
They're losing, I'm....WINNING, duh!
How about if I come out there, cover all you Japanese in my tiger sperm
Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning.
Winning, duh, Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning.
Duh! Forget Japan, Japan is gone, nobody cares, it's Emilio Estevez!
Duh, winning.
Did I ask my father what to do about Japan? No. duh!
I'm a grown man! Hello? Duh, winning. Winning. Duh!
I don't need to hear what my father says. Duh, winning!
I'm 45 years old, duh...)

 

[fox69]

"Child Support"
(parody of "Put On" by Young Jeezy)

"Child Support"
(parody of "Put On" by Young Jeezy)



Ayo!
Remix! (Child support)
Rucka Rucka Ali! (Child support)
Hot 102.7 Detroit! (Child support)
Pinegrove Studios
Akon, will not be on this song

Child support
For my kid
Child support
for my kid
Child support
For my kid
I got a ?
Child support
For my kid
I got some pot,
For my kid
Child support
For my kid
I got a ?

When you see me up at Chuck E. Chesses, feeding my kids
And I'll be buyin' them some fries and a couple of ribs
While my baby mama tellin' me what she wanted more
"I need a ? check, and a mothafucking child support!"

She want my money all day
And she gets her hair fixed
She wants my chrome piece of change
And she gets her nails fixed
'Cause when ? shot ?, and they need braces on they teeth
And I can't buy a X-Box for ? and ?!

Oh no!
I let my Nikes go!
Oh no!
I let my Nikes go!
And my baby mama cryin' 'cause she know that I'm broke
She says,
Damn, Rucka Sucka!
I'mma take you to court
Got these kids waitin' on me
Ain't got no money
And these kids ain't mine
We could take them to ? 's
These twenty kids ain't mine

I ain't got no damn trash tonight
Why you givin' me crap tonight?
Can we eat somethin' fresh tonight?
You cook the same trash everynight!
I come home, and dinner is pizza?

Child support
For my kid
Child support
for my kid
Child support
For my kid
I got a ?
Child support
For my kid
I got some pot,
For my kid
Child support
For my kid
I got some pot
For my kid
Child support
For my kid
Asia, Konicha!
Child support
For my kid
Laweesha, malaria
Child support
For my kid
??
Child support
For my kid

You know who this is
It's yo baby's mama
I need a ? check and a motherfuckin' child support
Don't even tell me you've been messin' around with them pretty ass bitches
You know who this is
OK, Rucka!

 

[fox69]

"Ching Chang Chong"

"Ching Chang Chong"


Oh hello please
You can call me "DJ Not Nice"
I run a drycleaning service in Detroit
You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash?
No ticket, no laundry!
Here we go!
Ching Chang Chong! (Oh yeah)
Ching Chang Chong! (I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice)
Ching Chang Chong!
Here we go everybody (Ching Chang Chong!)
Help me sing this song (Ching Chang Chong!
Rucka Rucka Ali (Ching Chang Chong!)
Number One in USA (Ching Chang Chong!)
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
You walk into my store
Hurry up and buy
This is America!
They call me Jackie Chan
I come here from Japan
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Welcome (Sing my song!)
I got that How U Cow
I give you eggroll now
Don't care if you want steak
I give you by mistake (does middle finger)
You want some won-ton soup?
I give you eggdrop! Oops!
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Don't fuck with Viet-Kong!
With my ninja-supplies
I catch you by surprise!
I throw my ninja dagger!
Hit you between the eyes!
I cook my Black-Eyed Peas
while the black guy pees
Please, wear a black tie, please
Tell the black guy
Peace!
I use my kung-fu grip
to slap your bitch's tits
My people come to your village
and tear your heart to bits
I teach you tai-kwan-do
You come to my condo
I cook up crack you smoke
You think I be some joke?
If you think I'm Chinese
I be like "Ninja please!"
My people come from China
but we not from Beijing
We won Olympic games
because, you whimps can't play
My people wear diapers
No time for bathroom-breaks!
Ching Chong!
Ninjas in the plaaaace!
Do the Ching Chang Choooong!
Throoow your nunchucks in the aaaairrrr!
Rucka like sidways vagina..
Call me DJ Not Nice!
I eat no food but rice!
Ancient Korean recipe
I get from Jesus Christ!
Have you achieved the Zen?
I give you two-for-ten
We drink two heineken!
I be your Chinese friend!
You bitches grind on me
but not if you Taiwanese!
I make you bitches cry
with cream of some young guy!
I eat my Ramen cup
Where did my mom end up?
I left her in Tokyo!
Those Filipino sluts!
I don't like Kim Jung Ill!
He tried to get me kill!
He fire blank missiles
all up close in my grill!
Wait!
Who just bombed Detroit?
The city's been destroyed!
It was the Japanese
Hello, remember me?
Mother fuckers in this biiiitch!
Do the Ching Chang Chooong!
Yeah!
It would be great honor
to enter every vagina in this party
I have been a disgrace to my father
for every vagina I have not entered
by force
Open Sesame... Seed Chicken
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget...
Confucius say
You ever see Ninja turtle movie?
I was the third Clansman

 

[fox69]

"Chris Brown Diss"
(parody of "Umbrella" by Rihanna)

"Chris Brown Diss"
(parody of "Umbrella" by Rihanna)



Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh
Rucka Rucka Ali!
Pinegrove Records (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Serchlite Music droppin' me after this one (uh-huh, uh-huh)

I heard about Chris Brown
Wrapped his hands around Rihanna's neck, and choked her, left her passed out on the ground
Yo Chris, I'm pissed!
I'll put you on my hit list
Kids look up to you!
How you come to this?

You know what, man?
Biting arms? That's charming!
You raised on a barn by your mom?
Yeah!

Rihanna's got the curves that could stop moving traffic
I'mma tap that ass, if it puts me in a casket

I heard about Chris Brown
He was driving his girl around
And then Rihanna threw away his keys
'Cause she found hoes on his phone
And then Chris Brown bit her arm
And choked her 'till she hit the ground
And then he left her there
I guess 'cause his ass was scared

Chris Brown!
If you gonna fight yo girl Rihanna,
Hit her somewhere she won't remember
With a swift punch upside the head
And leave her outside and she'll forget

You could've blamed some other ninja
Now she's running 'round, sayin' you try to kill her
And your ass gettin' locked up in jail
With some dudes usin' you for a pillow
I know, it's a, damn, shame, them using you for a pillow
Here's a book on Malcom X
We can lift weights together
Come on, for the next ten years
I convert you to Islam
Allah, allah, praise him yeah, it's great

His apology
When they played it on TV
Chris was usin' some big words
It looked like his ass was scared

When Chris Brown goes to jail
I think that he will get killed
When big dudes come for him
He'll try to bite they arm

Chris Brown
If you gonna fight your girl, Rihanna
Here's a syringe with tranquilizer
Dope her up good, and she'll forget
And leave her locked up inside the crib
You could have used this damn syringe
And then blamed on some other ninja
Now your ass locked up in jail
With some big dudes usin' you as a pillow
I know, it's a, damn, shame, them using you for a pillow
Here's a book on Malcom X
We can lift weights together
Come on, for the next ten years
I convert you to Islam
Allah, Allah, praise him, yeah, it's great

I seen Chris on Sesame Street
Teachin' kids they ABC's
Said "Pligganese"
Get these kids away from Chris
Right now, Chris is into biting arms
Get him away from Elmo!

Chris Brown!
If your gonna fight your girl Rihanna,
Hit her somewhere she won't remember
With a swift punch upside the head
And leave her outside and she'll forget

You could've blamed some other ninja
Now she's running 'round, sayin' you try to kill her
And your ass gettin' locked up in jail
With some dudes usin' you for a pillow
I know, it's a, damn, shame, them using you for a pillow
Here's a book on Malcom X
We can lift weights together
Come on, for the next ten years
I convert you to Islam
Allah, Allah, Praise him, yeah, it's great

Oh Ragin, Oh Baby He's Ragin
Arrest him please, saying "Pligganease"

He's ragin, Oh Baby He's Ragin
Arrest him please, saying "Pligganease"

 

[fox69]

"Coincidental Racist"

"Coincidental Racist"


[Rucka Rucka Ali:]
When I was in the 3rd grade
I thought that I was black
Cause I couldn't swim
Destined for a life of fly clothes and golden rims
Told my mom the news with pride in my chest
She's like Rucka you never been arrested
Or failed a drug test, you crazy
Ha, guess she had a point ain't she
I remember adding it all up together in my mind
I'm a straight A student taking all honors and AP
And I can't watch full house if my grades fall behind

Guess I really am white
And that's all I'll ever be
In a world where it's cooler to be a minority
Where you could dance and you could rap
If you're African or Black
But as a cracker what you do is automatically just whack
Man it's hard, when even Obama won't acknowledge
The white half of him that got his ass through college
And the only white person working on CNN
Is a smelly lame crooked tooth bloody Englishman
Man fuck him

And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
That I live in a good neighborhood
And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
That I live in a good neighborhood
With my wife and car and dog
It stinks being white
It stinks being white
But it keeps me employed
And finding a job is hard

If I was Zimmerman I would think twitter hates me
Have you read the tweets
On the trending topics lately?
"Fuck you Zimmerman, you fat faggoty cracker"
It's like for every hate tweet George gets
He gets a calorie fatter
Does it matter
That he took a black girl to the prom
Or that he got a Mexican cleaning lady for a mom
Nah, just call him White
And he becomes our problem
Killing Trayvon means the same thing as racist

It's the same shit they did when Michael Jackson touched a kid
Oh he's White but he'll be Black when he dies and we forgive him
And how did Paula Dean learn them racist words in the kitchen?
If you ask me black and white isn't no different
They're the same thing
So I stay out of trouble
When I see black and white people
It's just like I'm seeing double
If you profile Blacks as more likely to be criminals
You rob them of the right to walk home eating skittles
Drinking watermelon flavored AriZona
You shoot 'em and the five-o shows up
For some high fives and donuts

Think it's time we finally have a honest racist discussion
The 99% of our time we talk about race is not enough
It should be a hundred

[Obama:]
"Uh, 35 years ago, I was Trayvon Martin
I changed my name to Barack Hussein so I could run for president
Of Pakistan
Where I was born"

[Rucka Rucka Ali:]
And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
And I went to a good private school
Where I learned to read and write
It stinks being white
It stinks being white
But it keeps me alive
When I'm walking home at night

Justice for Trayvon
I'm pissed that you're gone
Wish we could of have shared a bag of skittles and a bong
But some things went wrong
Now you're up in heaven
I bet Bin Laden works the counter there at 7 eleven
And Zimmerman
You should apologize to Trayvon's mom
Find a way to say you're sorry
Coming straight from the heart
And a gift certificate to bed bath and beyond
Won't fix everything
But it'll be a very nice way to start

Let the black kids walk home
From the store with munchies
Cause from whatever race you are
We all came from monkeys
It's time we get along
It's the we spread the love
This song is for Trayvon up above

And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
And I sit in Caribou
Writing on my laptop
And I can't change
That I'm rich and white
And I'm afraid of black people
When I'm walking home at night

Rest in Peace Trayvon
Rest in Peace Trayvon
Rest in Peace Trayvon
You're my boy, my boy, my boy
You're my boy blue!

 

[fox69]

"Crips And Bloods"

"Crips And Bloods"


Bloods and Crips,
Act like kids
They always fightin' each other,
and I don't like it
I see them hatin' on each other, and it's sad, bro
That's why I got a red shirt, and blue pants on

I wanna make nice,
Between Bloods and Crips
They could work out,
through their tons of differences (See, I like red and you like blue)

They're the same thing,
But they fight in every state
Except Connecticut
But that's like the fucking whitest place

I never saw why,
Bloods don't get along with Crips (along with Crips)
They should be thinking about uniting
Let's be friends! (Yeah)
And I'll be wearing red kicks, with blue tube socks

Bloods and Crips,
Should all sit down,
And talk their problems out (There's pizza!)

Crips and Bloods get along (Crips and Bloods should get along)
just drop the guns,
And play basketball
Put down the guns (it could be fun)

Crips and Bloods
All calm down
I mean, c'mon, what you fightin' for?
Let's go, come on
Put down the gun!

I really wanna,
Hear a Crip say "Ya'll can wear red, and sling a couple bitches on my turf today"
I'd love to see you assholes agree
Bloods and Crips don't have to fight (Don't have to fight)
I would even say it to their face,
But then I would get shot (Oh yeah i so would get shot)

They would beat my ass up
Bloods and Crips would blast me,
If I tried to spread peace in the hood
But if that would unite them,
'Cause both of them don't like me
Wouldn't that be good,
then maybe I should

Go in the city
and take a bullet
And win the Noble prize for peace,
I think i would at least win some bullshit hippie-shit prize
Cuz imma be the corpse to finally unite the-

Crips and Bloods get along (Crips and bloods should get along)
Just drop the guns
And play basketball
Put down the guns (it could be fun)

Crips and Bloods
All calm down
I mean, c'mon, what you fightin' for?
Let's go, come on
Put down the gun!

My name is Rucka Rucka Ali
And I'm some sort of cracker
Wierd Al couldn't say half the shit that I said
You call me racist on Serchlite TV
Well, first of all, I think that I am Chinese

MC Serch's passed out
He blacked out, laughin'
Please stop askin' him why he co-signed my stupid ass
Jeez, lighten up, you sensitive pricks
Ayo, Paul Bakes yo girl has seen my dick

They pay me by the click,
So ya'll can keep on talkin' mad shit
Spendin' hours trashin' my ass, while I cash in
Everyone goes "Yo, get out yo mama's attic"
You always stay at home too if folks wanted to blast you

I can do whatever I like
Whether I'm black or whether I'm white
I run red lights, It's an old habit
I smoke crack and I let babies play with matchsticks
Yo ladies stop yo antics
Don't make me smack a bitch
I blow up China, Filipino faggots Herro!
get off the set of Home Alone,
Michael Jackson
Am I black? Or from Iraq? Or Alaskan?
I think my race is unknown,
so stop askin!

Crips and Bloods
Let's get along
Just drop the guns
And play basketball
Put down the guns

Crips and Bloods
All calm down
I mean, c'mon, what you fightin' for?
Let's go, come on
Put down the gun!

Crips and Bloods...

 

[fox69]

"Dago"
(feat. Nigariga Tony)

"Dago"
(feat. Nigariga Tony)



I am a dago
Garlic in my nose
Bakin some garlic bread for you
Watchin Italians try to be normal's
Like watchin monkeys fling their poo
Ay, I'm walking here
Im just a spaghetti vender
Im just a dirty guinea
I don't need lube on my weiner
Because im so gr-easy
My wife has a pretty mustache
Its growin off of her back
I own my own pizzeria
Mobsters all meet here at night
Come order a bite
Calzone and a Sprite
Al-Capone also might
Put you in a box
Concrete in your socks
Guess all that us wops is good at is crime
Im just a dago
Spaghetti slurper
All that they say of my race is true
All an Italian
Has ever done was
Loose at a world war
1 and 2
Them nappy headed bastards smell like shit
Id rather see them all sleep with the fish
Their all some furry hairball piece of shits
Provolone spagettos
Suck my dick
Im just a burnt pizza guido
I shoot up to stay in shape
Gym, tan, and laundrio
Im known to do date rape
Im allegedly a pedophile
That means I smush little kids
Sometimes I watch Jersy Shore and
I get so oh very proud
Wow look at those nice young talented
Bright zips goombas and wops
Suck eachothers cocks
Now Snooki's knocked up
Child protective should just park at her house
Im just a dago
A mafioso
Im just a banged up gangster dude
I guess Italian something that happened
Afficans raped some dago jews
There might be a good answer to this shit
Lets throw cannolies off of Brooklyn bridge
Italians are the dumbest group there is
Mexicans, Italians
Whats the diff?
Ciao paranto
Mitalianto
I run pasta la restaurianto
a-please come in
for slice a-pizza
im a fascista
café barista
they call me nigarigatoni
hook up my homies
with extra cheeses and perpperoni
in macaroni
im a jabroni
like mista Jesus
when will spaghetti
be hot already
it take long time
and I a-sweaty
I drink white wine
And I smoke cigario
I clog the toilet
Call up MARIO
Mamamia papapia
Eat a pasta quesadilla
Sicicilia sucka dia
Spaghetti was my idea
I am a dago
Gobbling orzo
Im just a racist hatefull goon
No one Italian has ever done one notable thing but make Ragu
Salami eating brown shirt rizzo zips
Grape stompin ginzo hot-head gino flips
The last I would like to say is this
Their food is good
And the girls have big tits
So uh no hard feelins right?

 

[fox69]

"Dagowops"
(parody of " As Days Go By" by Jesse Frederick)

"Dagowops"
(parody of " As Days Go By" by Jesse Frederick)



There's a race of people
That isn't too great
They make some good food
And are 2% ape
They're called Italians
They're a batch of slobs
All of them stink
And they're all part of the mob

Well they're all crusty old faggots who
Should die, I hate them all
Cause all of them drink
Marinara with zinc
Putting too much garlic on everything

Dagowops
Shit smells real good compared to them
Could they die?
They're Europe's version of Mexicans
Dagowops
They're worse than Jews
Worse than chinks
Worse than blacks moving right next to me
It's dagowops
When you're in Olive Garden you're family

 

[fox69]

"Dear White People"
(parody of "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi)

"Dear White People"
(parody of "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi)



Smoking a blunt in my new Aston
Borrowed it from a man who wants it back
Said I just gotta take it to get some crack
Oh woah in my new car

As I'm driving the cops say hey
Did we beat a black guy today?
Police pull me over and I told 'em no please
I'm Kobe

My head hit the curb that they threw me on
They said you should've fucking said that you're Lebron
They took my Aston Martin and they all went bowling
Bowling

Why am I treated this way because of my color
I thought shit would be different after Obama
But it's only racister now, it true though
Oh yeah

Trump, did you get elected here through ya man
What is your connection to the ku cucks klan?
Did you ever molest that little nigga Trudeau?

Dear White People
I got me some questions you could answer me bro
Why is you oppressing all of my-y people
Why you all pretending like you're not evil?

Dear White People
Sitting around in a fucking gazebo
Sipping on a bottle of Pellegrino
Stroking on a cute ass little fucking beagle
Oh

Why do you attack us everywhere that we go?
Telling us to park your Porsche
Guess how it affects our ego
(Lemme get your phone thing code)
Why you always bragging that you have one black amigo?
Lemme guess if does he know
That you say words like negro

You hire fucking Pablo
To cut your fucking shrub bro
But I can't get a job though
If I'm not fucking rob lowe
Everytime you do a crime the charges always got dropped
But I'm always getting thrown in prison yeah I got got
When you're up out in the street up in the morning running
And you see us and you always think we're gonna mug you
I just wanna see if you had any extra money
Why I gotta chase you when you take off running

Police on the streets all fuck with my peoples
Took my desert eagles and all my pringles
Why you always think that every brother sells crack
I'm just selling Wii Box 2s and a Dell Mac

I sleep on the street bro outside of home depot
Shoes are made of bondo, house is made at kinko's
Chilling at the red box, smoking on some red rocks
Used to be a shortstop playing with the red sox
Oh yeah

Dear White People
Why you always telling me what shit is legal
Why you take my opportunities from me bro
Why my new car now getting repo'ed

Dear White People
Sitting round listening to Flock of Seagulls
Listening to Iron Maiden and Meat Loaf
Buying fucking new shirts at Uniqlo
Oh

How the hell we ever gon get out poverty yo
All we got is EBT clothes
Some of us still wearing jncos
(Got gold where our teeth go)
Where the fuck did all them good times and the peace go?
Black on black crime cuts deep yo
Hurting ourself like emos

We're Black People
Individuality traded for hammer and sickle
Ghost of Booker T lays comatose and feeble
History repeats itself like a ripple

Mohito Burrito
Salad and Dorito
Five dollar wonton, comes with young chinko
You can get shwarma, blow up all the gringos
(Wig wog ag wig wog)
Let's have some pizza

Don't think for yourself no
Find out where you came from
Dress up like a retard
Base your life on choices of dead old people
They must've known something that we don't
Dear White People
(Now on Netflix)

 

[fox69]

"Don't Be A Playa, Haiti"

"Don't Be A Playa, Haiti"


Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.
Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)
We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad)
We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids.
Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool.
You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)
(You know)
Now I'm thinking while we over there
(We should)
Lay down a couple states.
(Yessir)
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run shit a whole new way.
Yeah
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu.
Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany?
No, Germans seem to really like starting shit but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win
"But we did kick France's ass!"
Yes you did, but who did not?
Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad!"
We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again.
They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million.
I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now!
Fuck y'all
"Nein please don't blow us up!"
Get fucked
"But it was only a game!"
Y'all suck
"But we won't do it anymore!"
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!
Yeah
Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white.
We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans.
(Yeah)
Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think.
Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees.
When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec.
(Oui Oui)
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say "Ninja please!"
And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses.
(Then)
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan".
(Cause they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.
Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake.
Hey man at least they didn't get raped.
Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money.