Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Banana Peels"
(parody of "Battlefield" by Jordin Sparks)

"Banana Peels"
(parody of "Battlefield" by Jordin Sparks)



I don't think cocain has ever gotten any body killed
And little kids with guns don't even seem that bad to me
Cancer won't kill anybody I ain't scared of nicotine
With meth I'm down
No one but gay people in africa hav hiv
And I'm not black sooo
No chance of a heart attack or nothin
Oh no
The swine flu don't matter I ain't mexican
Why is Micheal Jackson whereing a mask
I ain't afriad of a holocaust
No one would ever want to hurt a jew
There is only one thing I'm scared of

I just don't want to slip on
Banana peels
And I fell this is a big deal
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels
On the street
It's a bad idea

People fall every day and die
When I slip outside on them banana peels it makes me mad
If I knew who left them there then it would be gunshot blasts
Tell your friends: throw it in the trash or something
Something
I roll with some bad people and we strapped with guns and shit
I don't want to cut your ass
And if I see them peels on the floor
Then I'm a fuckin' know that it's you
Your peoples going to be dying slow

While I slap your bitch with a
Banana peel
You getting killed
I ain't going to chill
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels
On the street
It's a bad idea

Better go and tell Obama
Get the bomb and kill them farmers
That are growing bananas out in Nicaragua
Or Pakistan or fuckin' China
Get them for the pain that they've caused us
Billions die every day and that ain't right
So
I wrote this song so litterbugs know I ain't scared to fight
Don't make me kill your kids and wife
Cause I don't want no one to slip on
Banana peels... banana peels... banana peels...
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels... banana peels... banana peels...
Ain't you faggots ever heard of kharma?

Your leave the peel there on the floor (on the floor)
You thinking about no one but you
And then your cousin comes along (your cousin comes along)
And breaks his skull cause he slipped on your
Banana peels
And I fell
This is a big deal
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels
On the street
It's a bad idea

Better go and tell Obama
Get the bomb and kill them farmers
That are growing bananas out in Nicaragua
Or Pakistan or fuckin' China
Get them for the pain that they've caused us

Woa-oh-woa-oh-woa-oh-oh

Better get your banana peels

Woa-oh-woa-oh-woa-oh-oh banana peels

I never had to bring Michael Jackson into this one
It was kind of uncalled for

Woa-oh-woa-oh

 

[fox69]

"Because I'm White"

"Because I'm White"


La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa
I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna break in your house but I'm white
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!)
I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white
I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!)
They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!)
And if a black guy my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
That organic shit, it's good shit man
I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man
Give 'em some kale chips
You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
You see that shit?
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
That's a doctor for your asshole
I been payin' into my 401k
Payin' my taxes and shit
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
You catch them CMAs?
I got this new washin' machine too
High efficiency nigga!

 

[fox69]

"Bing Bong"

"Bing Bong"


Yes herro, where my snare?
Huh my snare ah poo
This one go out for all the real mc's
The real mc's is all chinee
Run tell yo bitch I say so
Here we go

Do you like hip hop I am big rapper,
I smoke crack when I'm trapped in the crapper,
You want snack? I have egg roll cracker,
You and me is like orange and apple,
I the best no you not good as me,
No one cook good Chinese food as me,
You wanna be like me? Nigga prea
You better run go hide in a tree,
I the master, you the student,
I cook good fried rice you ruin it,
You are bubbles, I King Kong,
I go ching chong, ding dong, bing bong,
Konichiwa mother fucker, I crazy
You other rappers in the game don't faze me,
I angry when a bitch don't pay me,
She go "oh help save me"

If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong

Yo back for a new verse
You fuck around and I put on you a curse,
Oo it hurts,
A ricka rucka rucka rucka Buffalo Wild Wings
[?] mild zing
I try to sell bootleg of lion king,
Now I accused of running two pedophile rings,
Have you ever heard a Chinese child sing?
This is the way we Nike Nike shoe,
Rubber dub I'm in the tub,
Splash splashing like a thug,
Playing with my rubber duck,
Do you bitches wanna fuck?
Beep, herro this wonton Paris,
We import wonton from Paris,
We grow our own beef and carrots,
Come and eat you faggots,

If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong

Yeah, everybody knows Chinese people invent hip hip
It was stole by black man, like my '92 Toyota Corolla
All you fake mc's can't spit fly rhymes like this here,
I spit for you today,
Thank you, come again,
You gay

If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong

If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong

 

[fox69]

"Bitch Nigga"

"Bitch Nigga"


I'm a unit
That means I got no dick
They cut if off
when I was young,
'cause I was very sick
They're very mental
Thanks for fuckin' chess
Poppin' cherries in the schoolyard,
for the ultra sex

That shit was pretty sick
but it's all worth it in the end
to see you shit out brick

So fuckin' say something'
Go ahead and let me have it
By the end of the day,
your still a bastard faggot!

Fuckin' hit it!
You call the rest of your clips
Rollin faster than night
still stuck in that Joe shit!

You fuckin' faggots!
You better sweat out piss
You fuck wit me,
turn your light into a river of shit!

Rucka Rucka, to your motha, fucka!
Suck your momma's titties round, sucka!!
The only bitch nigga that I seen in the room,
is fuckin' you nigga
is fuckin' you nigga

I capped your granny,
and ran her,
'cause I couldn't stand her
I'm a bad man,
people ought' call me a bad name!

You ain't understand,
why I cocked Michael Magnam
but I feel your kicks,
and your bitch,
so bitch, hand 'em!

You call the rest of your clips
Rollin faster than night
still stuck in that Joe shit!

You fuckin' faggots!
You better sweat out piss
You fuck wit me,
turn your light into a river of shit!

Rucka Rucka, to your motha, fucka!
Suck your momma's titties round, sucka!!
The only bitch nigga that I seen in the room,
is fuckin' you nigga
is fuckin' you nigga

 

[fox69]

"Blowing Up"
(feat. Jihad Joe)
(parody of " Dammit" by Blink 182)

"Blowing Up"
(feat. Jihad Joe)
(parody of " Dammit" by Blink 182)



It's alright
To tell me
My new vest
Is ugly
But I'd run
If I'm you
When I walk
Behind you

I blow up
And kill men
And women
And children
And kitties
And doggies
This building
Is falling down

A 6 pack
Would be great
The bad look
A few chains
But I'm in
To roses
And good old
Explosives

On airplanes
At airports
I'm blowing
Up people
And emus
And monkeys
If it moves
I'm killing it

And I'll wake up in heaven
And I'll learn that I'm dead
And Muhammad is my friend
Let's screw our virgins
When I'm yelling god is good
And wearing explosive stuff
Infidels are all fucked
Well I guess this is blowing up
Well I guess this is blowing up

And maybe
I see jews
Making movies
In hebrew
I'll show up
And walk by
And blow up
Some rabbis
And I'll die
So will they
We'll be dead
It's ok
We all had
A good life
So jihad
Salam goodbye

And I'll wake up in heaven
And I'll learn that I'm dead
And Muhammad is my friend
Let's screw our virgins
When I'm yelling god is good
And wearing explosive stuff
Infidels are all fucked
Well I guess this is blowing up

Well I guess this is blowing up
Well I guess this is blowing up
Well I guess this is blowing up
Well I guess this is blowing up
Well I guess this is blowing up

 

[fox69]

"Booty Call"

"Booty Call"


I Call You Up
When I'm Effed Up
And You Come By, We Get High
And we Fu-u-uck
Then I'm Like Yo
"Whaat"
It's Time To Go
"Whaat"
You Say "Let's Cuddle"
I Say Girl You's A Ho-o-oe
Let Me Explain About And Me Girl
Let Me Be Clear For You-u
Baby You're Kind Of My Girl I Call Over When
I'm Looking For Some Good Head After 4am
Girl You're The Best I Could Get If I'm Not Paying
You Don't Kno-o-ow
You Don't Know You're A Booty Call
If Only You And I Were Meant To Be
Then We Could Hang Out After You Had Sex With Me
But As It Turned Out Girl You're Just A Vaj To Me
You Don't Kno-o-ow
You Don't Know You're A Booty Call
Thats Right Bitch You're A Booty Call
"OhMyGod You Came On My Salad"
"Hahahaha"
So Girl Go Home
Thanks For The Dome
Don't Let My Door Hit Your Butt When You Go-o-oo
Get Off My Couch
Get Out My House
Next Time A Cock's In Your Mouth
Spit It Ou-u-ut
Fish Out Your Pants From This Pool Of Semen
Pleasure Being In You
Baby You're Kind Of My Girl I Call Over When
I'm Looking For Some Tight Place Put My Boner In
But When I Splooge On Your Face I'm Still Wondering
You Don't Kno-o-ow
You Don't Know You're A Booty Call
If Only You And I Were Meant To Be
Then You Could Hang Out In Bed Right Here Next To Me
But As It Turned Out Girl You're Just A Vaj To Me
You Don't Kno-o-ow
You Don't Know Your A Booty Call
Thats Right Bitch You're A Booty Call
Uh [x20]
"That Was Good"
Yeah
"What Do You Want To Do Now?"
W-What
"I Think I'm Falling For You"
Let Me Tell You Something Girl
Maybe In Another Life We Could Watch TV
You'd Make Me Sandwiches And Wash My Dungarees
But As It Turned Out Your Just A Wet Hole To Me
You Don't Kno-o-ow
SO CUT THAT BITCH OFF
Baby You're Kind Of My Girl I Call Over When
I'm Looking For Some Good Head After 4am
Girl You're The Best I Could Get If I'm Not Paying
You Don't Kno-o-ow
You Don't Know Your A Booty Call
If Only You And I Were Meant To Be
Then We Could Hang Out After You Had Sex With Me
But As It Turned Out Girl You're Just A Vaj To Me
You Don't Kno-o-ow
You Don't Know Your A Booty Call
"I Like It In My Booty Hole"
Thats Right Bitch A Booty Call
Uh [x10]
Okay Thats Enough
"Okay, W-What?"

 

[fox69]

"Brother Toby"

"Brother Toby"


And Jesus said "That is my foot"
Lordy glory Halleluiagh
Everybody have yourselves a merry Christmas
The collection plates are going around, brotha
Sista Mary! Jesus told me to tell you the rash I gave you will go away in three to five weeks
God bless you all
And remember: Christmas don't come 'til the first or fifteenth of January
Ha ha, Brotha Toby, please come brace us with a song

I'm high as hell right now, I don't know

Stuff your bong with pills of Miley
Fa la la la la la la la la
Smoke some paint with your friend, Holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Let's snort some gas and huff some roofies
Fa la la la la la la la la
Bong some crack and watch Judge Judy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make some moonshine in my bathtub
Fa la la la la la la la la
Thank your mother for the ass rub
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hippies suck and your a asshole
Fa la la la la la la la la
My farts smell like White Castle castle
[farting]

 

[fox69]

"Can't Stop Stealing"
(parody of " Can't Stop the Feeling!" by Justin Timberlake)

"Can't Stop Stealing"
(parody of " Can't Stop the Feeling!" by Justin Timberlake)



I'm always stealing, it's not my fault
I steal electric shit like brand new stereos
I was in prison when I was born
I'll die in jail for being black cause that's my home
I got your cell phone in my pocket
I got your Jordans on my feet
Bust your door if you lock it, forgot to knock (oops)
I can't help it if I shoplift
Nothing's ever handed to me
Want some Sunny D and some chocolate and some socks
Stealing your bike, your bed and your clothes
Stealing your wi-fi password next door
Stealing movies that I download
I'm just a black kid, just a black kid, just a black kid

Nothing I do's my fault because I'm black, black, black
And the things I do's determined in advance, vance, vance
Born in jail, I never had a chance, chance, chance
I'm a victim of some fucked up circumstances
I can't stop stealing, I just can't, can't, can't
I can't stop stealing, I just can't man

I stole this badass car
It comes with leather seats and air conditioner
With power steering and cruise control
And flashing lights behind me everywhere I go
I jack your android from your pocket
And sell it back to you on the street
That's why they call it the black market
Get it? I got it! (oooh)
I steal your Envoy when you park it
And take your wife and kids to the beach
Should've locked it twice when you lock it
(Yo, cops)
Spend every night in jail all alone
I sell drugs since I was one years old
When I was two, I was shot in the shoulder
I'm just a black kid, just a black kid, just a black kid

Nothing I do's my fault because I'm black, black, black
And the things I do's determined in advance, vance, vance
Born in jail, I never had a chance, chance, chance
I'm a victim of some fucked up circumstances
I can't stop stealing, I just can't, can't, can't
I can't stop stealing, I just can't, man
I can't stop stealing, I just can't, can't, can't
I can't stop stealing, I just can't, man

 

[fox69]

"Canada"

"Canada"


Hello
This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods
Ha ha
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes
In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight
Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive
I hate the queen
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team
They all statistically have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike
Homos
Seems like we should be telling them what to do
The metric system isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose
Michael J. Fox
Your shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan should have stayed in
Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags
Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice
Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like

 

[fox69]

"Celebs Kill Yerself"
(parody of "Sweet Dreams" by Beyoncé)

"Celebs Kill Yerself"
(parody of "Sweet Dreams" by Beyoncé)



This is Seymour Schwartz reporting for WJOO
I'm outside the residence of Michael Jackson
All these meshuganas are throwing flowers at his house.
And what's the big deal?
He used to be a handsome black man
Now he looks like a holocaust survivor

Celebrities been dying everyday
I think it started with the death of Michael Jackson
Then that Charlie's Angel,
than Billy Mays

He's in all those commercials,
his sales have doubled since he died,
I'd like to offer some advice

You washed up celebs,
you'll have your comeback when you die
That's why I'm thinking...

Celebrities,
should commit suicide, yeah!
Take your own life,
you'll be a legend just like Biggie,
or his buddy, 2Pac, man
Biggie, and 2Pac are,
the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop

You should just blow your head off,
like Kurt Cobain,
or that guy, JFK,
they shot his ass in the face

My autopsy's,
sceduled for next friday
Look at the slaes
We selling Bernie Mac

Hi, kids
My name is Michael
Never had a childhood (cookies)
too busy working
I could sing like I found Jesus
hey there, kids!
Have you seen my penis?
Come here, blanket
Let me spank it
Without kids, we'd be extinct
I could buy anything,
I bought the Beatles
I need needles to put me to sleep
I'm home alone!
Oh no, I'm scared
Macaulay, come over and hold me
here, come ride my ferris whee
Milk and cookies (cookies)
I have a chimp named Bubbles
he likes to cuddle,
and never says no

National Many Boy,
Love Asscociation
said they are sad,
about the death of Michael Jackson
Now he's deader than disco
Most them pedophiles,
just go and work for the UN

You should just blow your head off,
like Kurt Cobain,
or that guy MLK,
killed by the white government

My autopsy's sceduled for next friday
Look at the sales
We sellin' Patrick Swayze

Stephanie Tanner diappeared
and then she was like,
"Hey, I quit moking meth and no one cares"
that's why I'm thinkin'...

Celebrities,
should commit suicide, yeah!
take your own life
You'll be a legend just like Biggie
or his buddy Tupac, man
Tupac and Biggy,
are the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop

You should just blow your head off,
like Kurt Cobain,
or that guy JFK,
they shot his ass in the head

My autopsy's,
sceduled for next friday
look at the sales
We sellin' Bernie Mac

How rude!