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"We Need Some White Kids"
(parody of "I Like It" by Enrique Iglesias)

"We Need Some White Kids"
(parody of "I Like It" by Enrique Iglesias)



My crew is hangin' with me,
and this party's kind of slow
We're almost out of Henny,
and the party store is closed
We already banged the same fat underage hoe
We need some way to change this,
'cause this party kind of blows

I dunno what to do
Let's go home,
it's no use!

But then the best idea,
comes from my nigga, Tyrone...

We need some white kids!
Two fuckin' drinks and they're drunk!
We need some white kids,
we can see them in the dark
We need some white kids,
'cause they won't steal all your stuff
We need some white kids!
White kids!

It's on dog! We'll get us, some white kids, some wiggers,
with enough of their parent's money to get all us coke!

This school is pretty shitty,
in this ghetto neighborhood
These kids don't have a daddy,
and their mom's in jail for good
The bitches are all pregnant,
and the dudes are crips and bloods
The teachers and the principal,
sell all the kids drugs

I dunno what to do,
let's just close down the school

But then some fat bitch with short hair,
says here's what we gun' do!

We need some white bitch!
To come and teach at this school
The things that white kids,
all learned when they were like two!
We need some white bitch,
to teach them to play the flute
So three kids might graduate,
if none of them get's shot!

What's a party,
without white kids?
Let's get high,
and watch Family Guy,
or we could take acid and watch 3-D Spy Kids!
Snort adderral, and watch Barney! (Hi, kids!)

Don't get me wrong,
we need one black guy to be like "Yo dawg!",
but otherwise, step aside kid!
Everyone's like,
"YEAH NIGGA!"
SHHHHH!
There's a black guy,
don't piss him off,
he at least has a knife!

We got white hoes,
on the dance floor
Two shots of rum,
and they takin' they pants off

I'm a teacher,
in some black ghetto
It's the weekend,
I'm suckin' some dick, yo

And then when,
the police shows up,
they're like,
"Aww shucks! It's just some white kids,
smokin' crack! Here, point a gun at that black guy!"

STOP RESISTING!

Don't stop snitching,
always keep tellin'
the cops what they wanna know!
We need more white women,
teaching black children,
in these ghetto ass black neighborhoods

Go find us, a white girl,
to teach here
Michelle Pfeiffer?
And she could,
teach them to photocopy a highschool diploma!

We need some white kids!
And get some Jews on the phone!
'Cause we don't like them,
but they got moola to blow!
We need some white bitch,
to teach in poor neighborhoods,
full of non-white kids,
stealing your Nikes!

Get naked undo your pants! Take of your boxers, and insert it fast!
 
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"We Wish"

"We Wish"


We wish we could see your bitch tits
We wish we could see your bitch tits
We wish we could see your bitch tits
Bitch nigga for real

We slip shit into your bitch drink
We slip shit into your bitch drink
We slip shit into your bitch drink
Bitch nigga, yeah yeah

I stole a car
and got in a fight
I should have stayed home,
and just beaten my wife

We wish we could see your bitch tits
We wish we could see your bitch tits
We wish we could see your bitch tits
Bitch nigga for real

I smoked my coke
I got from your mom
I got it for free,
'Cause she jerked off my dog

We wish we could see your bitch tits
We wish we could see your bitch tits
We wish we could see your bitch tits
Bitch nigga for real

We slip shit into your bitch drink
We slip shit into your bitch drink
We slip shit into your bitch drink
Bitch nigga, yeah yeah
 
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"We're All Asian"
(parody of "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars)

"We're All Asian"
(parody of "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars)



Oh, herro
My name is DJ Not Nice
I'm here to end the hate,
and bring peace between all the Asian race
I mean Korean and Chinese?
We're all really the same.
I mean, we look the same right?
We eat with chopstick?

My eyes look like,
I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll
I'm sad, 'cause my dad,
died fighting for his country's butthole
He told me,
"Son, who cares what color is your skin? We're all Asian.
Some guyslook like Asians, but they're just Mexicans"
Oh, okay!

I pray that one day,
the whole world will be oriental
I play video games,
I finally beat the second level
Stand in the center,
and jump on the bosses head,
and now he's dead
Oh very good, let's play again!

The Filipino race,
and the Chinese can all be friends
'Cause we're all Asian
Fuck whoever's not

When China gets the bomb,
the whole world's eyes will be slanted like ours
'Cause if you're not Asian,
suck my yellow cock

Oh, let's watch some BBC news
Oh, they're talkin' about me!
Cool!

The kids,
in Bournemouth
made fun of someone 'cause he's Asian
The principal said,
"DJ Not Nice is probably racist"
Oh thanks,
you're probably gay with AIDS

You know Confucius say,
If the shoe fits,
steal it from Payless and give it to your kids,
for Christmas

Herro, herro
Come in my store
Thank you come again
I would like white and black people,
if they were Asian
So when your teacher shows,
my videos to your special ed class,
please no one laugh

The Fillipino race (The Fillipine is a place)
knows much more things,
than the Jews and gays
So if you go on vacation,
don't go near China
You must stand outside city wall

The Japanese are fine,
and Taiwanese tastes nice
But Hawaiians are crossing the line
'Cause if they're not Asian,
they can,
suck my little cock
I will ninja kick you in the nut

White people suck,
and Jews eat Chinese food too much
Black people steal your stuff
We will kill everyone but us
'Cause if you're not Asian,
then you're,
probably white or black,
or Puerto Rican, or Iraqi

So you see my friends,
I hope you learned something today
From the song that I sing, and my clear message (Nuclear, hehe)
That if you're not Asian (From Beijing)
Won't be long 'til you're gone
So you can suck on my ding dong

'Cause China's building a bomb
With a little help from Kim Jung
With the money we made from the song,
Ching Chang Chong
I suggest you get facelift,
and take some Kung Fu fight lessons
So we might think you're Viet Cong

Yeah
Ninja
 
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"Welcome 2 Rucka's World"

"Welcome 2 Rucka's World"


Open the door, shut the goddamn door!
I got a herd of dead hoes on my goddamn floor!
And if you park too close then yo car gets towed!
This ain't yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
What kind of world is we livin' in?
Where every girl showin' titties to the world,
Getting views by the millions
8 niggas sucking on hillyo, make a billion!
Now he turns stars out of everyday civilians!
It so happens they haven't any talent
Their characters are faggots
Jacked off by their parents!
Now every little hack that got a mic with his allowance
Is singing whack faggot shit, while faggots fuck his salad!
I was sent here with a mission, so everybody listen!
You in Rucka's World now!
Fuck all you clowns!
You in Rucka's World now!
I'm unloading rounds!
You in Rucka's World now!
Don't start no shit!
Cuz I'm 'bout to blast off
On your mom's old tits!
Rucka-R-Rucka's World!
Rucka Rucka-R-Rucka's World
[x4]
Open the door, shut the goddamn door!
I got a herd of dead hoes on my goddamn floor!
And if you park too close, then yo car gets towed!
This ain't yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
Youtube tried to ask me!
125 billion view gone bye, bitch nigga! Who's counting?
I'm wanted dead alive for unlimited bounty!
In every civilized town, village and county!
They're finally getting high at my own funeral!
Pull the bullet out my brain and shove it into your skull!
Rip my dick out and fuck you in your grandmother's bathtub!
You niggas make male cum look like Alfalfa!
Without me, you bitches couldn't even survive!
You bitches need me to squirt cheese in your eyes!
The world hates me, but I see through the lies!
Light a flame through your town. Boomhouse, surprise!
You in Rucka's World now!
Fuck all you clowns!
You in Rucka's World now!
I'm unloading rounds!
You in Rucka's World now!
Don't start no shit!
Cuz I'm 'bout to blast off
On your mom's old tits!
Rucka-R-Rucka's World!
Rucka Rucka-R-Rucka's World
[x4]
This ain't yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
You in my house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
Get the fuck out my house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
This ain't your house, nigga!
I like yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
I think I'll take yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
Now I'm in yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
Get out my house, nigga! (House, nigga!)
You in Rucka's World now!
Fuck all you clowns!
You in Rucka's World now!
I'm unloading rounds!
You in Rucka's World now!
Don't start no shit!
Cuz I'm 'bout to blast off
On your mom's old tits!
Rucka-R-Rucka's World!
Rucka Rucka-R-Rucka's World
[x8]
 
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"West Branch Pillage"

"West Branch Pillage"


Wake up and smell the weed ?
Yo Khaki pants is the last thing you gonna need

(When it all go down)
When it all go down!

Rise up and follow me
Blast yo ass to the past with some sodomy
My AK is the last thing you gonna see

(When it all go down)
When it all go down!

Calling all cars break out the bars
We'll ride it out
Call up them faggots from west branch
We'll fight it out
It's been a minute since i busted a head
This bitch is dead
(Fuck him in the ass, til his face turn red)

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man burnin down your crib now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man stealin all your bitches now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man fuckin all your hoes now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man somethin somethin somethin now

Dali Llama, Tickle Man and the Rucka Rucka
Ready to smash on a bitch ass mother fucka
Now who the fuck will they cast right back
Bust a cap in your trap while i'm leanin and i'm laid back

What's the chance of Vinny comin to West B?
Bout' the same as Christine getting skinny
Nah, that shit ain't goin down
Bitch, i'll smack her face cuz she a fuckin clown

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man burnin down your crib now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man stealin all your bitches now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man fuckin all your hoes now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man somethin somethin somethin now

You in the wrong place startin that bullshit
Think about it dog, you and your crew can get killed quick
Understand that you all ain't shit, yo man is lame
And we all know your bitch is thick-so She gettin no dick
That's why your whole relation's goin to shit
Matter fact, you can cry on this
I'll fuckin hang you with this hankerchief
When i'm through i'm about to call you a bitch
And tell you you ain't shit, bitch

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man burnin down your crib now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man stealin all your bitches now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man fuckin all your hoes now

You can't fuck with Rucka Ruck
Dali Llama, Tickle Man somethin somethin somethin now
 
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"What The Black Says"

"What The Black Says"


White goes hi
Canadian says eh
Mexican goes half a night day
Arab goes brrrooo
French goes hoh hoh hoh
And the Asian says oh herro
German goes yah
Wop goes eeeyyy
And the Jew says oy oy oy
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Black say?

Maniga-niga-nig-nig-niganiganiga
Maniga-nig-nig-niganiganig
Niga-niga-nig-nig-nignigniganig
What the Black say
Pow-pow-pow-pow-powpapow
P-p-pow-pa-powpapow
Pa-pow-pow-pow-pow-powpapow
What the Black say
Honkey honkey honkey ho
Honkey honkey honkey po
Honkey honkey
What's hockey?
What the Black say
Sm-sm-sm-sm-smosmosa-smoke some crack
Sm-sm-smosmosa-smoke some crack
Sm-sm-sm-smoksmoka-smoke some crack
What the Black say

Big black guy
Baggy clothes
Flaunting ice
And pimping hoes
Shiny guns
Golden grills
Are you late to pay your bills?
Your skin is dark
So beautiful
Like the bad side of the Force
And if I meet
You on the porch
I'll say
How come are you so good at
Spo-o-o-o-orts
Spo-o-o-o-orts
Spo-o-o-o-orts
Is it because you're black?
Of co-o-o-o-ourse
Co-o-o-o-ourse
Co-o-o-o-ourse
What does the Black say?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chicken now
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chicken now
Ch-ch-ch-ch fried chicken now
What the Black say
Riki-riri-riri that's Racist
Ruku-ruru-ruruk that's Racist
Riki-ruru-ruru that's Racist
What the Black say
Give me all your moneeey
Give me all your moneeey
Give me all your moneeey
What the Black say
Foobooooooooooooooo
Foobooooooooooo
What does the Black say

The secret of the Blacks
They can say anything
Somewhere deep in Detroit
I know you're rioting
You can say what you want
It offends no one
We'll always blame society

Nothing's your fault
You're only a victim
In a white man's world
What is your sound?
I wanna bone some white girls
I wanna bone some white girls
I wanna bone some white girls
Will we ever know?
Bop-bada-bop Obama
I want to...
Bop-bada-bop Obama
I want to...
I want to know
I never met my baby
 
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"Who's The Black Guy?"

"Who's The Black Guy?"


And now it's time for everyone's favorite gameshow,
"Who's The Black Guy?"
Who's the black guy?
I'm the black guy
Who's the black guy
He's the black guy
Who's the black guy
She's the black guy
Who's the black guy
Your the black guy
This black guy co-stars in "Lethal Weapon, "2", "3", and "4"
He plays a cop who cheats death four times in four movies
Can you tell me who's the black guy?
[Timer ticking]
That's right
The correct answer is...Mel Gibson!
Join us again next week for "Who's The Black Guy?"
And this has been your host, Rucka Rucka Ali
Who's the black guy?
I'm the black guy
Who's the black guy
He's the black guy
Who's the black guy
She's the black guy
Who's the black guy
Your the black guy
 
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"Whutchu Jewin?"

"Whutchu Jewin?"


Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal yo' shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue

They take your ring, they take your watch
They take your rocks, they take your pipe
When you ain't lookin', they take your bike
Feed them some bacon, they'll take your life
Sometimes we'd like to hate all of 'em
But lookin' back, they gave us Hoffman
So trust me, homie, they rip you off?
Just count your losses, don't piss 'em off!
They made Einstein, stand in line
For Chinese food, wasted his time
He built a bomb, dropped it on 'em
Then drank some wine, and said "L'chaim"
And if you're black, don't go to court
Cause they gonna ask you
"Where was you last Tuesday?"
Get a Jewish lawyer
Wanna date his daughter
And you're black?
Yeah, good luck with that.

Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue

Let's all be honest!
OK, let's do this
You fuckin' hippies
You're fuckin' Jewish!
The fuck you doin'?
Rich son-a bitch!
Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich!
So why you sayin'
That you're Indian?
You smoke the purp?
You're European!
Always complainin' about
Something or another so
Go tell your mother, fuckin' grow up!
Answer this question
Don't get offended,
What's your connection to 9/11?
OK, you're right, it wasn't you
Jews couldn't fly, they try to sue!
OK, we got it, Hitler was bad
Stop cryin' 'bout it and bomb Iran
Well, I don't like 'em
I think their wack,
They steal your shit and they're not even black!

Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue

STOP!
Stop tryin' to take my shit!
(Oh it's just to borrow)
No! No!
(I'll give it back!)
Stop! Man, gimme my shit back, it's my shit!
(I'm gonna sue you!)
Won't ya just stop tryin' to sue me cuz I can't take it
Why won't you eat bacon?
(Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive!)

Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue
(OY VEY!)
 
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"Why Did Jesus Kill My Mother's Baby?"

"Why Did Jesus Kill My Mother's Baby?"


I'm Selena Gomez Jennifer Lopez.
I'm a singer.
I'm a young, talented Puerto Rican.
I like burritos, margaritas and other Mexican things.
Mama said to me she has little tiny baby in her tummy.
It will sell in the streets for a buck fifty, and then we can eat,
but the baby died.
So no Taco Bell for me.

Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)

Justin, when you were dating men, it was 'har for me.
And our kids had to live in my car with me.
But now you're back with me.
And Chris Brown.
Can't come within a 100 feet.
There is one thing.
That still bother me.
When I'm fucking you.
You fajita's hairy. (Girl!)
And I beg you to shave,
but your razor has AIDS.
You say 'no.'
And I want you to know JB.

Why you won't shave off your muff hair JB? (JB)
I have razor for your butt hair baby. (Baby)
I have Pesos that my mother gave me.
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)

Justin's butt hair gets caught in my throat.
Like a gordita nacho.
My sister's dead before she's born.
I like tacos and calzones.

Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby? (Baby)
Why did Jesus kill my mother's baby?
I drive in a lawnmower
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. (Coming Through!)
 
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"Yeah, It's A Plane (Intro)"

"Yeah, It's A Plane (Intro)"


Hey look up in the sky
It's a bird
It's a plane
It's some kind of U.F.O
its
up up yup
It's a plane
there there it goes
yup
yup there it goes right into that building
ahh shucks
well this is a case for
no don't say it
uhhh its a case for
sup
yup
don't say it dont say it
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
woups
 
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