Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Smoke Christmas Tree"

"Smoke Christmas Tree"


Here's one for the ladies...

Smoke Christmas tree
Smoke Christmas tree
Just pack one up on niggy

Smoke Christmas tree
Smoke Christmas tree
Don't pour your hate on niggy

The ? stars,
and AKA's
I smoke at least uh, eight a day

Smoke Christmas tree
Smoke Christmas tree
Roll it up on niggy

Smoke Christmas tree
Smoke Christmas tree
Someone pack enough on kila

Smoke white snow in outer space
The crumpled haze, will blaze for days

Smoke Christmas tree
Smoke Christmas tree
O lunch's on niggy

Smoke Christmas tree
Smoke Christmas tree
Hot knives of hash with your homie

Been filled with cheese,
and bubblegum
And just enough to make me cum

Smoke Chirstmas tree
Smoke Christmas tree
I fuckin' love to smoke weed

Santa, do you know what's really in your bag?

 

[fox69]

"Smoke Tree"

"Smoke Tree"


I'm Chinee
Take a pee
Everybody in the house, smoke tree

I be a cop,
do I look Chinee?
But before, we used to roll with the drugs, in the West B under the gazebo
This is how we used to smoke rocks and the trees, yo
I got pulled over, driving by Fillipino
I kill the Po-Po, while I swallow the Kilo
The police told me to switch on my headlights
He still pulled me up when I run through the red light
I rolling from the bar east going like twenty
I bang that hoe!

 

[fox69]

"Some Black Guy"

"Some Black Guy"


Ali ate them crackers
Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin
Yeah
Where's my pants
I had'em on me
And now I don't
Someone black just
Took my coat
I had it on me
And I was warm
Now I'm cold
Someone black took
My contacts
Now how could I watch
Star trek
Someone black just stole my gun
You think he'll shoot Someone?
No
I got no parents
Dad & mom are Dead, and I'm Upset that some
African american shot them in the head and runned
No don't say black
Black hate that
It's sorta racist
If you say black
They wanna be called
Awesome chocolate people
That make crack
Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin
The couch is gone
Where's my table
I eat on the floor
Like a gook
My furniture Was taken
But all my books are here
THANK YOU
Wake up at 3 In the morning
And I see my TV floating
Say "Put down my TV homie"
Man How you see me?
Your teeth are glowing
They Know when I'm leavin town
They go in
And steal all my shi*
And bounce
I get home And the seat is down
And the guy sitting
In the seat is Brown
Did they take
My shake weight
Now i gotta go out
And date rape
Ay thanks for
Raidin the place
I'm goin to rape
Have a great day
Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin
Breaking news
Some black guy
Stole something
The world is in shock
Over this unbelievable act of stealing
By some black guy
This is no joke
The president is expected to speak
My fellow American
Today in a unforseen
Uh turn of the events
Some black guy
Uh
Stole a jet ski
The FBI agreed to get to the
Bottom of this
And uh
Return the jet ski
To its white owners
YUP
Some black guy
Is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And it never never never never is returned
No No, Some black is stealin
Yeah
Some Black guy is always stealin
SHIT
Some black is stealing
And It never never never never is returned
No No some black is stealin
(Some)
(Some)
(Some)
(Some black guy is always stealin)

 

[fox69]

"Star Wars Is Kinda Gay"
(parody of " Hide Away" by Daya)

"Star Wars Is Kinda Gay"
(parody of " Hide Away" by Daya)



I'm the black guy in Star Wars, bro
I'm tryin' to escape
I stole a car that flies goodbye
And flied through outer space
Met a girl with a couple balls
Said, "hi would you like to date?
And what's this planet's policy on rape?"
She said, "I'm waiting for my mother."
I said, "I'm black, I never had a dad."
We went off to find ol' Luke Skywalker
We met Han and his old ass monkey friend
Grrrrr

Star Wars is good
But
It
Was
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
It was good
If you've
Va
Gina where your dick should be
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay

The guy in Girls likes incest games when he and girls lay up
(You're my sister)
Now he plays the son of brother kissing Prince Leia
(Hey boy)
He realized that the Dark Side is better than the Light
'Cuz they got power and money and gun rights
(So, they're white?)
So we flied with Solo and his monkey
Grrrrr
To the star where bad guys are doing something
[snore]
Like al-Queda, we blew up lots o' people
Lalalalala
Then the girl found and they said
Nothing

Star Wars is good
But
It
Was
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
It was good
If you've
Va
Gina where your dick should be
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay

Hello son, it's Han Solo
We miss ya', please come home
Me and your mother never bone
It's a bitch
You feel me?
(Feel me?)
No dad, it's too late now
C'mon boy, lemme help you out
Will you help me?
Yes for sho'
Then fuck you! (Aah!)
Peace out yo!

Star Wars is good
But
It
Was
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
It was good
If you've
Va
Gina where your dick should be
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
Rawrawrarawrarawr
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
Rawrawrarawrarawr
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay

 

[fox69]

"Suck My Balls"

"Suck My Balls"


Howdy there, faggots!
It's me, Toby Queef
Everybody wanna hear a story?
Grab your fifth of Beethoven,
or yer moonshine with a little bit o' eggnog in there for good luck,
And listen up.
The following was all said by Jesus Christ at some point:

I was drivin' down the street
When the police came to me
And they pulled to me to the curb,
and said "Can I see ID?"

And I said, No, Sir, fuck you
Your probably a Jew
So deck the halls and suck my balls,
Let's a smoke a blunt or two
Orrr, you could...

Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Police all to have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one day from a bathhouse gang
in Southeastern LA (Yay)
Suck my balls
Suck my Balls
Police all have AIDS (Hey)
So I hit the gas, and I crushed his ass,
and then I got away.

So I drove down to the park,
To hunt right after dark.
And I saw some hippies dancin'
So I shot one in the heart.
And his friend said,
"Oh shit, you fuckin' killed him, man!"
Then I made him eat his frisbee, and he thre up in his hand.
And I made him...

Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one time from the butt sex vine on a vacation in Spain (Hey)
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
They smoke their crack, and shoot their smack, and smell like shit all day.

Went to the tittie bar
'Cause it wasn't too far
Saw a big tittie bitch with a bush so big, one day she'll be a star
She likes Twinkies in her G-String,
or maybe a Hershey bar
Tonight, we gon' cow tippin' in the fuckin' tittie bar (Yeehaa)

Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Fat bitches love cake.
I love to fuck fat bitches, like Catholics like to rape (Hey)
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Fat bitches love cake.
And if you stole this album, Rucka thinks your fucking gay

WHAT...POWDER!
Powder? You know, cocaine?
YEE-HAW!

 

[fox69]

"Supa Black Man"

"Supa Black Man"


[Verse 1:]
Everything was great, 'til I showed up
That's the message that I get from the hate
Like, "Wait a minute, hold up!"
9-1-1 hung up when you called up
So who you gonna call when the airplane rolled up?
Supa Black Man, I'm a coked-up superhero!
Looking like a cross between Tupac and Bob DeNiro.
Like a boss, I'm lonely
I land on my feet when I speak up, but at what cost?
Are we lost as a culture?
Free speech tossed to the side by the butthurt, PC vultures...
Fuck you, look what you've done!
I'm the one cleaning up after all you cunts
Everyone it's...

[Hook 1:]
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm here to help you!)
Supa Black Man! (I got drugs to sell you!)
Supa Black Man! (I fight for justice!)
Supa Black Man! (But nobody would trust us!)

[Verse 2:]
Fuck's this internet? I never heard of it.
Kitty-cat pics just account for a third of it.
Pictures of tits, for some fat kid to fap
Sittin' back, talkin' mack with some faggots playing Minecraft?
Fuck the shit, I don't even go online!
I send smoke signals, let my Nuckas know when it's time.
'Cause what I'm doing is fine, but what I do is a crime.
And when you look for truth, you won't always love what you find, yo.
I knocked over a couple buildings, my bad.
You'd understand with the life I had.
See, I was born in jail, I will die in jail
And if I see you in jail, I'll fuck your ass for real!
I never knew what wrong, I never knew what was right
I wasn't white, so I didn't know to read or to write
But I could fight, so I did. I killed and I stole shit!
My X-ray vision sees through the bullshit!

[Hook 2:]
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm from the streets!)
Supa Black Man! (I got smoky treats!)
Supa Black Man! (Man, fuck the police!)
Supa Black Man! (I got a gold piece!)

[Repeat Hook 1]

[Bridge:]
[News Announcer:] Chaos, on the streets of Detroit, as notorious black man, Rucka Rucka Ali, is finally arrested on eighty-five counts, of being black...
[Rucka Rucka Ali:] Let me go, man! This is some bullshit! This is just like when they arrested OJ! You know what I'm sayin'? That's an American hero! He rushed 2,000 yards in 1973... Free OJ!

[Hook 3:]
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm innocent!)
Supa Black Man! ('Cause I didn't do shit!)
Supa Black Man! (This is all some bullshit!)
Supa Black Man! ('Cause I didn't do shit!)

[Repeat Hook 1]

[Verse 3:]
So remember this day
I tried to help out, but the world all pushed me away, It's gay!
When will the hate end toward me!
When Jesus brings us some love and some pizza?
And he was black too, 'cause he a black Jew!
Tried to send a message, but it must not fax through
And if I ask, you where we all goin...
Would you say we got one whole pad he's only known as...

[Repeat Hook 1]

Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm the blackest!)
Supa Black Man! (I know where the crack is!)
Supa Black Man! (I kill people for practice!)
Supa Black Man! (So you best wear jackets!)

Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm here to help you!)
Supa Black Man! (I got drugs to sell you!)
Supa Black Man! (I fight for justice!)
But when we go to jail? Yeah, it's just us!

 

[fox69]

"SuperAIDS"
(feat. Ricola Volvos)

"SuperAIDS"
(feat. Ricola Volvos)



This one's for the Jews at YouTube
Always deleting my shit (Fuck you too!)
YouTube always delete my vids!
Look how happy, I make little rich white kids
Will, you chill, I'm trying make deals
I'm not a black guy, I gotta pay bills
I'm so broke? I smoke coke!
YouTube eat my shit and choke!
You say "Tamato", I say "Tomato"
I'ma kinda nigga eat a spoon full a Play-Doh
I'ma same nigga flew a plane, into Waco
Think I won't blast bitch nigga with potatoes?
FREE SPEECH! This America!
I'm just a Average Guy, like Jon Lajoie!
I'm from Detroit, fuck JB!
You want hate speech? Fuck Carrot Top! (Wuh!)
Yes I did, yes I did
World army of Chinese kids
Rucka's Nuckas for life
'Cause I fucked your wife and I busted twice! (Hmm...)
YouTube has to stop these faggoty ways
Even Elton John is calling you 'gay'
Did you hear that
YouTube, You-YouTube is gay (Them faggots super gay)
YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (Th-Th-They got that super AIDS)
You-You-You-You-You-You-You-YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
(Them faggots super gay)
You-YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)
This one's for the YouTube homos
So full a bullshit you could almost
Hear Norweigians yelling, "Jesus come blow up Oslo!"
YouTube delete Nuckas load it back on
If YouTube bleeds I wouldn't give 'em tampons
I just think a bitch best cook, if a bitch don't cook
Then my belt coming off (Aw SHIT!)
It's FREE SPEECH! I could say what I want
And I skeet on the street, any way that I want
I'm Americanized, my American eyes
See YouTube just like feminie guys (Huh, huh...)
Yes I did, yes I did
World army of Chinese kids
Rucka's Nuckas is boss!
Rucka's Nuckas is boss!
YouTube has to stop these faggoty ways
YouTube has a twat between all their legs
Did you hear that
YouTube, You-YouTube is gay (Them faggots super gay)
YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (Th-Th-They got that super AIDS)
You-You-You-You-You-You-You-YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
(Them faggots super gay)
You-YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)
Did you need to put that bomb inside Norway?
Why'd you had to shoot them little kids?
All the kids was gonna buy my shit, shit (Ooh!)
YouTube put the bomb inside of Norway
YouTube has the butthole case of AIDS
Did you hear that, YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
Did you hear that, YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS... AIDS...
YouTube has to stop these faggoty ways
Even Elton John is calling you 'gay'
Did you hear that
YouTube, You-YouTube is gay (Them faggots super gay)
YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (They got that super AIDS)
YouTube, YouTube, YouTube (Th-Th-They got that super AIDS)
You-You-You-You-You-You-You-YouTube, You-YouTube is gay
(Them faggots super gay)
You-YouTube, You-YouTube has AIDS (They got that super AIDS)

 

[fox69]

"Suspended: The Sequel"
(parody of "Telephone" by Lady Gaga)

"Suspended: The Sequel"
(parody of "Telephone" by Lady Gaga)



Herro, herro YouTube
Will you please talk to me?
I don't know why you take my account away from me
Why I get suspended,
but you don't explain to me
Why you make me cry?
Is it because I am Chinese?

Because I am Chinese,
YouTube no rikey me
They fuck me in the butthole,
without using vaseline
My name is DJ Not Nice,
and I can speak in Mandarin
I fry my beef fried rice,
I like to eat my tangerine
So why do you suspend my friend Rucka Rucka Ali?
Say hello to my little friend,
his name is Toby Queef

Stop pissing off everyone,
YouTube, you really suck
I think I used to think this used to be America
What the fuck's up your butt,
can't a black brother talk?
Should he just be some dumb fuckin' French guy?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I'm French, French, French, French
I'm from Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec
Shampoo Jimple
Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec
I come to my home,
after all day long,
I was running California
I go to my favorite YouTube page,
and I find out that it's gone
I have the perfect part for YouTube in "Terminator 4"
They will be the guy,
that I punch with my fist when I find out I'm a clone

The way you deleting things,
will not stop Rucka Rucka
One billion Chinese people,
watch Kung Fu shows in China

Since Google bought YouTube,
YouTube has really gotten fucked up
I will go ask Jeeves,
next time I need to know about stuff

Enough with the voices!
This is Rucka,
and I'm pissed off with all of this!
So get off my dick, bitch
Enough with the bullshit,
you salty 'cause you not a star!
You just wish I'd commit suicide, don't ya?
See, I tried being nice,
but society made me DJ Not Nice
Like it's my fault?
If you ain't one of Rucka's nuckas,
fuck you

And now,
Seymour Schwartz

What's this, mishugas?
You takin' down the YouTube page, for what?
It's what the kids wanna hear these days
I don't come to your house,
and pull the dildo out your hand

Stop pulling off, Rucka's stuff,
and grow a couple nuts
You little faggots,
grow some hair on your cock and balls
Suck on my schlong,
if you don't like Rucka Rucka
You're all just mad,
'cause Rucka knows him a black guy
Stop pulling off all them songs,
this is America
If you don't like this country,
you're just an asshole
What's all this for,
can't a joke just be said anymore?
When did the internet,
turn into Russia?

Nyet, nyet, nyet, nyet
Hello, Lenin!
I'm from Lizensk
Trotsky, Lenin, Stalin, yeah!
Gorbachev
We stand in line for bread
Gorbachev, bring down the wall,
come on!
We've never been to space
Hello, hello, please
We go to space

Tired of this bullshit!
Y'always pullin' down my YouTube page for what?
I didn't do nothin' wrong, man
I think there's some racial shit!
Fuck this shit!
Man, you know what?
This ain't China,
you know what I'm sayin?
This ain't NAZI Mexico!
This ain't about ME!
This ain't about YouTube!
This ain't about FREE SPEECH!
This ain't about music!
I just made all these videos,
so that's I'd find some bitches,
to wear my shoes,
and walk on my back for me
It's like Zach Fairclough says:
"Smack a bitch once, shame on her"
But now that bitches know I'm fly,
forget YouTube!
Ruckasworld.com!
That's where I'll be,
if you need me

 

[fox69]

"Take Yo Pants Off"
(parody of "Club Can't Handle Me" by Flo Rida)

"Take Yo Pants Off"
(parody of "Club Can't Handle Me" by Flo Rida)



A, one!
A, two!
A, you know what to do!

Imagine stealing people's songs
It isn't hard to do
Yeah if they dead!

If you are cold out
I know a place you bitches could warm up
At Chinaman gay little restaurant
I welcome you to here with my balls out
So come and eat my little eggroll now

Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop

Oh, herro, come in!
Bring your dog
We'll watch him
You sit down, relax
How you want your dog, I-I-I mean you chicken cooked?

I'm the best ninja in this place
Ninja kick, bust on your face
You shoulda got a can of mace
Now your pregnant, and the kids has AIDS
DJ Not Nice goes to space
Why those spacemen dress like gays?

#1, Shields Up Engage!
Captain, there's some sort of Asian!

I'm Commander Keen, bitch!
I blow up your ship!
Tell your robot friend, he can suck my dick!
I'm a kung-fu spaceman, on vacation
Hand over the keys to your fuckin' spaceship!

That Muslim, space monster, just raped Alf in the nostril!
Call me Dark Baiter, son
I like the dark side of the porn!

I never go out
I like to sit and play World of Warcraft
My mother says go work at McDonalds
I told her she can suck on my gonads
So come and play with me if you know how

Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
My Nuckas work for me, you don't know that?

Ahh, why you betray me?
I'm on you team!
You kill me for no reason!
Fuck you bitch!
It's Rucka's Nuckas, yeeeah!

I go down to Jersey Shore
I meet some short Italian whore
Me and her like the same stuff
Gymtan and drycleaning store

She says "I'm 16 and pregnant"
We get abortion and some breakfast
She says, "Now I want divorce"
So I enter her butthole by force

Fist pump! With Guido wops
All their grandpas are in the mob
I fuck all the TV teen moms
And I toss their babies off a building

I'm Asian
I was raised in, the Asian part of Beijing
Now Snookies in my basement
No more Jersey Shore sensation

I told all, my friends in the police, that I smoke rocks
They said "That's all you had to say"
And we rolled out
To find some Mexicans at the border
We smoked their crack, and let them in California

Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
The Situation made some lasagna

Oh, good lasagna
How old are you? 35?
Oh, what you do?
Oh, you go to club, and fuck sluts?
Very nice!

I went to Chile, and got the miners out of the cave
We ate tacos, and took them home to the cave where they live
And Haiti, oh baby, you drivin' me so crazy
The way you shake it, makes me jizz myself in my Mercedes

They say that every lady wants a sexy Asian man
They pay me to rape them
Oh, you didn't want rape? That's okay!

I come from Vietnam
If this video's taken down
Them Nuckas will load it up, what's up?

If you are cold out
I know a place you bitches could warm up
At Chinaman gay little restaurant

I welcome you to here with my balls out
So come and eat my little eggroll now

Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop

Take yo pants off [5x]
Take yo fucking pants off!

 

[fox69]

"Take Your Pants Off"

"Take Your Pants Off"


A, one!
A, two!
A, you know what to do!
Imagine stealing people's songs
It isn't hard to do
Yeah if they dead!
If you are cold out
I know a place you bitches could warm up
At Chinaman gay little restaurant
I welcome you to here with my balls out
So come and eat my little eggroll now
Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop
Oh, herro, come in!
Bring your dog
We'll watch him
You sit down, relax
How you want your dog, I-I-I mean you chicken cooked?
I'm the best ninja in this place
Ninja kick, bust on your face
You shoulda got a can of mace
Now your pregnant, and the kids has AIDS
DJ Not Nice goes to space
Why those spacemen dress like gays?
#1, Shields Up Engage!
Captain, there's some sort of Asian!
I'm Commander Keen, bitch!
I blow up your ship!
Tell your robot friend, he can suck my dick!
I'm a kung-fu spaceman, on vacation
Hand over the keys to your fuckin' spaceship!
That Muslim, space monster, just raped Alf in the nostril!
Call me Dark Baiter, son
I like the dark side of the porn!
I never go out
I like to sit and play World of Warcraft
My mother says go work at McDonalds
I told her she can suck on my gonads
So come and play with me if you know how
Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
My Nuckas work for me, you don't know that?
Ahh, why you betray me?
I'm on you team!
You kill me for no reason!
Fuck you bitch!
It's Rucka's Nuckas, yeeeah!
I go down to Jersey Shore
I meet some short Italian whore
Me and her like the same stuff
Gymtan and drycleaning store
She says "I'm 16 and pregnant"
We get abortion and some breakfast
She says, "Now I want divorce"
So I enter her butthole by force
Fist pump! With Guido wops
All their grandpas are in the mob
I fuck all the TV teen moms
And I toss their babies off a building
I'm Asian
I was raised in, the Asian part of Beijing
Now Snookies in my basement
No more Jersey Shore sensation
I told all, my friends in the police, that I smoke rocks
They said "That's all you had to say"
And we rolled out
To find some Mexicans at the border
We smoked their crack, and let them in California
Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
The Situation made some lasagna
Oh, good lasagna
How old are you? 35?
Oh, what you do?
Oh, you go to club, and fuck sluts?
Very nice!
I went to Chile, and got the miners out of the cave
We ate tacos, and took them home to the cave where they live
And Haiti, oh baby, you drivin' me so crazy
The way you shake it, makes me jizz myself in my Mercedes
They say that every lady wants a sexy Asian man
They pay me to rape them
Oh, you didn't want rape? That's okay!
I come from Vietnam
If this video's taken down
Them Nuckas will load it up, what's up?
If you are cold out
I know a place you bitches could warm up
At Chinaman gay little restaurant
I welcome you to here with my balls out
So come and eat my little eggroll now
Yeah, come in
Yeah, we're friends
Yeah, come in
Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop
Take yo pants off [5x]
Take yo fucking pants off!