Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

 

[fox69]

"1 Up"

"1 Up"


Here comes a motherfuckin' goomba

Here to steal your hoe
When you find that bitch,
She'll be pregnant fo show

Sliding through crack pipes
Jumping over shells
Just another motherfuckin' day in hell

I'm a dago, So pin a can of vago
Munchin magic mushrooms makes my day go
Better when a letter from the princess says,
Help Me!

And then a nigga's gone bust some heads
I jump on em' SPLAT!
And I crush them bitches

My grumpy ass brother, Luigi, wishes
He could be like me, He'll never be like me
Cause I'm a P-I-M-P

I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

Mario Lopez, cut my grass

Little android man with scissors on his dome
Never trust an android, cause I got a iPhone
Turtle with the wings, thinking we could play some games
Got a couple skinny turtles tossin' round a boomerang

The plant with the teeth, living on a vine
With no mind, and no conscious
He eats what he could find

And them ghosty ass niggas seem to be deaf and blind
Till you turn your back on em' they creep up from behind
Nevermind the baby goombas, I killed before they lived
Spilled their blood cold blooded
I could never be forgived by the turtle that I murdered
The one I took this cape from
What is it inside of me I'm trying to escape from?

Running to the right, I'm always running to the right
This endless cycle of excitement that I like to call a life
And when I die I try again, pretending this time will be different
I'm addicted, it's something I can never fight.

[Chorus]

I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

I got 1 up on you punk ass, broke ass, dirty dog
Good for nothing motherfucker, suck a dick hoe
So, come on some real game and get on my level
I'm in a secret world, But I'm from the ghetto

Who took my bitch now, I'm joke, a trick, ow
I run this shit now, you ain't, you ain't shit.

[Chorus]

I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

You know what I'm saying, it's like every time we deal with the same bullshit
bitch says she got kidnapped, now I gotta go kill a thousand fuckin' turtles
Them niggas endangered man, bitch says she loves animals
How you gon deal with this shit hoe?

Next time I gotta come find you, I best be gettin up in that ass, hoe

 

[fox69]

"12 Days Of Christmas"

"12 Days Of Christmas"


On the first day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
A big old bag of some tree

On the second day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the third day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Six free chileans
five spinnin' rims,
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free chileans
Five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Eleven pips a pipping,
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five...oh fuck!

Oh! What the fuck?

Four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Twelve nuckas, nuckin
eleven fuckin' something
Ten crips are cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight bitches, bitching,
seven hookers, hooking
six free chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big ass blunts,
three fat hoes,
twos tolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree

 

[fox69]

"A Bitch Nigga Christmas"

"A Bitch Nigga Christmas"


I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

I got more niggas than you niggas got niggas, my nigga
I got more fingers than you niggas configure, my nigga

It's Christmas
Bring your bitch hits and your wish lists
I gotta kick this bitch

I gotta mystery for Rucka's Nuckas

Wazzup, bitches

I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

I got a bitch lickin' my dick
Christmas is here
Bitch nigga, yeah

 

[fox69]

"Aids In Our Butts"
(parody of "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz)

"Aids In Our Butts"
(parody of "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz)



Tiger Woods is the best in the world
At stealing?
It's a conspiracy
'Cause the white man can't never make it in the golf game
Remember 9/11? That was me
The government pretend,
they your friend
And then when you steal some shit,
they put you in jail
Let's do a revolution
Everybody go outside, and find a white guy to kill

Martin Luther King had a,
plan to kill all the white people,
and the plan was good
But then he stepped his ass outside,
just to get some fresh air,
and someone said,
"Hey, that guy's black. I'd better shoot him. Where's my gun? Oh, here"

And because, Gandhi
was Chinese
They gave him, some HIV
So he couldn't eat meat
Then like a trillion Indians died
And I ask you why,
did they have to die?
Why?
Is it because they're black?

The Jonas Brothers,
gang raped Katy Perry's butt,
and gave her AIDS,
and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber,
and that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut

No one knows this stuff is up
That's why I'm here to tell you all about this stuff

K, now, let's take a look at Sweden,
all the girls are sluts
Everyone's private parts are beeding
Why can't that be us?
I pay taxes!

And Palestinians always,
look pissed off
'Cause all them Jews be makin' millions
So they blow they selves up
That's pretty, emo

Black people just wanna eat,
in Africa,
but instead,
we give them money
"I can't eat this! Well maybe with some hot sauce.
I could eat money with hot sauce. Especially if it's fried"

The government will break,
break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay
They'll rape, rape,
your mom
They brought all that cocaine,
into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS,
in our butts

Listen bitches,
the white man,
owns all them fast food chains,
that gives us black people diabetes
And just 'cause you steal some cars,
you get boned in jail by some Mexican, named Jesus
They put secret chips in your penis,
but you could never this,
it's concealed
Let's to a revolution,
everybody go outside and find a TV to steal

Yeah,
gingers are the ones,
that have it worse than anyone
'cause, no one will sleep with them,
but they'll always have a place in porn
'Cause people like watching,
porn of girls that they'll never bone

At least not without a condom!

Oh, that feels good
The Jonas Brothers,
gang raped Katy Perry's butt,
and gave her AIDS,
and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga
And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber,
and that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut

The government will break,
break, break into your car
The government is gay, gay
They'll rape, rape,
your mom
They brought all that cocaine,
into our neighborhood
The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS,
in our butts

 

[fox69]

"All About That Rice"
(feat. DJ Not Nice)

"All About That Rice"
(feat. DJ Not Nice)



Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
Oh, herro,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice, rice, rice

I ain't no Japanese, I don't know kung-fu,
But I could bake a bacon, it's what I chose to do,
I got that Goo Goo sauce, give you a taste of my soy sauce, all over your face (heh)
Don't go to P.F. Chang, fuck all that ihop, I give you Goo Goo beef, with side of soda pop,
If you are really hungry, come eat it up, chicken cum with fortune cookie & a wonton lollipop

Yeah my grandma she told me put curry on all the rice (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
She said curry is better with Goo Goo mixed up inside (curry, curry, ah, curry, curry)
Yeah I won't be no bitch nigga serving you free eggroll (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
So if that's what you're into then go different restaurant

Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
Vote Pedro,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice (hey)

I'm bringing curry back, go head & tell them chinky ninja's that,
No I just play I know you think you're black,
But I here to tell you every meal come with coupon for half off at Dry Cleaning Store,

Yeah my grandma she told me put curry on all the dogs (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
She said boys like a little more curry with shitzu paws (curry, curry, ah, curry, curry)
Yeah I won't be no bitch nigga serving you free eggroll (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
So if that's what you're into then go leave the restaurant

Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
You want Jell-O?,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice

Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
You are negro?,
I'm all about that rice, you want eggroll? No dice

I'm all about that rice, It's good rice,
I'm all about that rice, for good price,
I'm all about that rice, but we charge for ice,
I'm all about that rice, you know the love of Christ?

Welcome to America, you want to order?
You want Goo Goo chicken special?
No extra charge for Goo,
I have hole in my pocket, I feel cocky all day (hehe)

We have fresh Goo made daily

FreeRice

 

[fox69]

"All I Do Is Game"

"All I Do Is Game"


Waiting for Zelda Breath of the Wild
Hope that mom gives me the cash to buy
I fingered a thousand women's pies
So my thumbs are really toned up

Hitting the controller, thinking I could troll a
Kid over Halo Wars
Sitting on the sofa, sipping on some cola
And my fucking life is good (Hey!)
I could spend a thousand years inside
I would go out, but you know that

All I ever do is game
Every minute, all day
Play on Xbox
PlayStation, I'm gay
All I ever do is game
In the basement
My hands on my cock
I sit here, it's great

All I ever do is
All I ever do is game

Pwning bitches, hanging with the bros
I've never met my friends or girlfriend though
I don't wanna spend my life alone
I don't need to, got BF2

Sitting with a boner, I don't have to grow up
I could stay forever young
Living on my sofa, jerking it to PornHub
Think of naked guys and cum (Hey!)
I could live without any sunlight
I could go out but my bong's here

All I ever do is game
Every minute, all day
Play on Xbox
PlayStation, I'm gay
All I ever do is game
In the basement
My hands on my cock
I sit here, it's great

All I ever do is
All I ever do is game
All I ever do is game
So gay
Yeah

All I ever do is game
Every minute, all day
Play on Xbox
PlayStation, I'm gay
All I ever do is game
In the basement
My hands on my cock
I sit here, it's great

All I ever do is game
Gay

 

[fox69]

"Am I Gay?"
(parody of " Hemorrhage (In My Hands)" by Fuel)

"Am I Gay?"
(parody of " Hemorrhage (In My Hands)" by Fuel)



Never been up inside, of any man
I always thought of, my dick is meant for girls
But I just had sex with guys
Now I know what his ass is like
Told you be gentle, when you stick your dick in myself

Don't come in me
Please pull out instead
Don't come in me
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess
I have semen in my hands
In my ass
On my penis

I heard that HIV's contagious
But I heard it's only gay, if you lick their butt
This guy I met outside, said wanna do it once or twice
But then his dick got long
Over and over his boner was hittin' mine

Don't come in me
Please spit on my chest
Pull out of me
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess
I have semen in my hands
In my ass
On my penis

I don't like men
I really isn't gay
I blowed a man once
But not two
Was never even Bi

Don't come in me
Please pull out instead
Don't come in me
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess
I have semen in my hands
In my ass again
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess

 

[fox69]

"Anne Frank Bash 2009"
(parody of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65)

"Anne Frank Bash 2009"
(parody of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65)



Yo, listen up
Here's a story
About a little girl who lived in an attic
And all day and all night,
them Nazi soldiers were lookin' for her
And she sang a little something like this
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got some weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
Yeah,
I gotta army lookin' for me
And this attic's gettin' too crowded for me
Gotta go get a bus outta Germany
Gotta rush, 'cause if them Nazis find me,
then it's on to the train and off to the camp
And it's not the kind of camp where you wanna be
It's not the kind of camp with arts and crafts
It's the kind where they make soap outta me
This attic's gettin' too whack for me
All I got is a bucket to crap and pee
It sucks when you're stuck in the attic, B
Ain't even got cable on this TV
And my little laptop's got dial-up
How'm I s'posed to see "Two Girls, One Cup"?
And I can't make a call to order some grub
Ain't even got service on my Blackberry
Hitler, might as well give up
'cause I ain't comin' down
And I ain't gonna be found
It's my Bat Mitzvah
We gonna get drunk,
and get this attic bumpin' down
Everybody sing it now!
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
Hey, yo!
Why them Nazis waste their time on me?
I'mma tryn'a chill with my homie
It's fine, don't pay no dime
I'mma be just fine, but keep on tryna' find me
Kinda started, I liked this attic
It's not bad,
I ain't even mad
It's rad
I'mma have me a little party
Manichewitz, instead of Bacardi
And you're all invited
Bring your posse
You ain't gettin' carded
We all gonna get retarded
We gonna drink until we fart it
And we gonna order pizza
We gonna be hiring a DJ
We gonna sing "Hava Nagila"
We gonna be smoking our kilo
This ain't something you wanna miss, man
This gonna be a sweet Bat Mitzvah
We gonna be in the VIP
And we might even be throwing a bris
Bitch Ass Nazis ain't invited
They try to get in, don't bother
This party, it can be one of a kind
Anne Frank Bash, 2009!
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high

 

[fox69]

"Anne Frank Bash 2012 (Ima Jew)"

"Anne Frank Bash 2012 (Ima Jew)"


Yo, listen up
Here's a story
About a little girl who lived in an attic
And all day and all night
Them Nazi soldiers were lookin' for her
And she sang a little something like this
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got some weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
Yeah
I gotta army lookin' for me
And this attic's gettin' too crowded for me
Gotta go get a bus outta Germany
Gotta rush, 'cause if them Nazis find me
Then it's on to the train and off to the camp
And it's not the kind of camp where you wanna be
It's not the kind of camp with arts and crafts
It's the kind where they make soap outta me
This attic's gettin' too whack for me
All I got is a bucket to crap and pee
It sucks when you're stuck in the attic, B
Ain't even got cable on this TV
And my little laptop's got dial-up
How'm I s'posed to see "Two Girls, One Cup"?
And I can't make a call to order some grub
Ain't even got service on my Blackberry
Hitler, might as well give up
'cause I ain't comin' down
And I ain't gonna be found
It's my Bat Mitzvah
We gonna get drunk
And get this attic bumpin' down
Everybody sing it now!
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
Hey, yo!
Why them Nazis waste their time on me?
I'mma tryn'a chill with my homie
It's fine, don't pay no dime
I'mma be just fine, but keep on tryna' find me
Kinda started, I liked this attic
It's not bad
I ain't even mad
It's rad
I'mma have me a little party
Manichewitz, instead of Bacardi
And you're all invited
Bring your posse
You ain't gettin' carded
We all gonna get retarded
We gonna drink until we fart it
And we gonna order pizza
We gonna be hiring a DJ
We gonna sing "Hava Nagila"
We gonna be smoking our kilo
This ain't something you wanna miss, man
This gonna be a sweet Bat Mitzvah
We gonna be in the VIP
And we might even be throwing a bris
Bitch Ass Nazis ain't invited
They try to get in, don't bother
This party, it can be one of a kind
Anne Frank Bash, 2009!
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
I'm in an attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
(Attic, an attic
It's so sweet, it's so sweet)
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high
I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die
Yo, get the keys to the ride
Homie, we gotta fly
We gotta flee
Come on I, got me some rocks
I got weed in my socks
Homie, we gettin' high