Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Talking Chinese"
(feat. DJ Not Nice)
(parody of "Talking Body" by Tove Lo)

"Talking Chinese"
(feat. DJ Not Nice)
(parody of "Talking Body" by Tove Lo)



I'm Asian, so no one understand anything I say.
All I can do, is take your order for sweet & sour soup.
When I try to say hi, no one understand, so I have no friend, yeah
When they ask me for rice, they need ask me twice, my English is bad.

But if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long, if you come say hi, we have good time, chong ching chong, ching chong
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it better and I know karate, I come from Vietnam
If you could say hi, it would be nice, chong ching chong, King Kong

Try to find love, I walk up to a girl and I say hello,
But I can't talk English, she asks me for a eggroll like a bitch.
No one knows what it's like, being all alone, it really blows, yeah
Someday I'll learn to talk, til then I'm stuck, with a shitty wok

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me.
I talk it very good, if you want some rice, or some advice, come and ask for some.
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk in mandarin and in cantonese, I talk in lots of stuff
If you come say hi, we talk all night, chong ching chong, ching chong

So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I from Beijing
So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese, the language from which all other languages come.
Chinese, it goes like rucka rucka chucka ching chang chong.
Chong ching chong, ching chong
My name Lee, hello. My last name Lee too. Lee Lee. ehhe

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it good so will you talk it to me
I talk like ching chang chong, if you come say hi, we're friends for life, wong wing wong bing bong
Now if we're talking Chinese, or if you talk in Thai, that's good by me.
I talk in lots of stuff, if you black or white, or girl or guy, I love everyone.

Talking Chinese, I talk Chinese
Talking Chinese, oh god why me.

If you're free tonight, we could get high, on bath salts, bath salts
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me, we talk it all day long
If you come say hi, we do some guys, chong ching chong, ching chong

 

[fox69]

"Taquitos"
(parody of "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga)

"Taquitos"
(parody of "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga)



K? Aloha,
You can
call me Alejandro Whereizwaldo
Three time Latino Grammy winner
Two time political prisoner, Peru
South of Texas (is a place that's)
Called Mexico (Called Mehico)
And it goes from California to Brazil (Hell yeah)
They like nachos (And wear ponchos)
And play bongos (And like tacos)
And all other types of food from Taco Bell (I like those quesidillas)
Life is nice, south of the border
But they go to Arizona (Arizona)
To fall asleep in the truck on the lawn (that I payed them to mow!)
The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
that we stole from them (Give it back)
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
And Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos
Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
Spicy chicken, jalepeno, taquitos,
Makes the bitches and the hoes take off their clothes
Do the Samba,
Ay caramba!
Taquitos (with salantro)
Get your diarrhea all over your clothes
Jalepenos
Here's a napkin,
you can crap in
They were Mayans,
and then Mexicans
And then Latins
Then back to Mexicans
And their calendar,
says that the world will end (in twenty-twelve)
So not to be racist,
but it makes sense,
That if they think the world will end,
That some of them, don't never pay their bills (How's that racist? They're not even black)
Thank you, drive through, here's your order
Would you like two more, for quarter?
No thanks, I'll just have a cup of water
And Oh, yeah, this is all to go
The Mexican's land was taken,
from them by the Gringos
If they'd been Indians,
they'd been given small pox and casinos
Nacho Libre,
was kinda gay
I don't even like Jack Black
Well he's OK,
but overrated, That's just me though
Taquitos,
You can grab a couple extra for your bros
Let's take Sancho,
to the gun show
Taquitos, black people are the best at the basketball
Alejandro, Whereizwaldo
Javier
Now you can see, man,
why I sing for revolucion in Argentina in Nicaragua,
And Puerto Rico
You know that thing, they put on trucks, to make them shits look brand new
Yeah, well that thing
It has a name. It is bondo
The Mexicans, are no different than other types of people
They like to sit, out on the porch
Instead of drugs, they sell oranges
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like War & Peace, and Who Moved The Cheese?,
and Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos
Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
I'm a Gringo, let's play bingo
Taquitos, with salantro and some packets of hot sauce
Habenero, for dinnero
The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
that we stole from them
They all can read
They like to read, great works of literature,
Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
And Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos

 

[fox69]

"That's Just The 80's"

"That's Just The 80's"


This song's by somebody called Tupac Shakur
I've never heard of him,
but I guess he's got a movie comin' out,
called "Notorius", so...
Let's go back to the 1980's!
Yeah, come on, come on
It's 1980,
I wake up in the morning, wearing Spandex
Is John Lennon living or his ass get dish?
I got a GameBoy in my fanny pack
It's goes well with my member's only jacket
That Captain Planet is a hero
That show brought my IQ down to zero
Cast of Different Strokes gettin' death threats
Couple less, open your mouth for the Pez dispenser
Donatelo and his ninjas gettin' down karate
Three ninjas whoopin' ass with Mr. Eogy
I guess Bob Marley's dead
But we still got a million white dudes with dreads
And we'll probably see OJ sent to jail,
before we see a black president
What's a dude gonna do with a Rubix cube?
And someone tell me what the hell is a Power Ranger?
Can't a brother get some Cosby's?
Stephanie got the bullet off of Uncle Jessie
I wanna go back to watch a movie
With the rat-at-at-pack
That's the 80's
That's just the 80's
We ain't ever heard of AIDS
That's just the 80's
What's crack?
That's just the 80's
We ain't ever heard of AIDS
What's crack?

 

[fox69]

"The End Of Rucka's World"

"The End Of Rucka's World"


Well look at the clock on the wall
It's time you all hop of my cock and my balls
Last call to jack my off in the bathroom stall
So eat your bathsalts and snort you Adderall
I hope you had fun(fun)
I hope you learned some shit about how the fucking world runs (fucking world runs)
Before you go (you go)
Before we say goodbye I really hope you know
(We'll be together again tomorrow)
WE'LL FUCK SOME HOES
AND STEAL THEIR CARS
AND DRIVE TO MEXICO!
We'll smoke some crack
Search people at the airport that look like they might be from Iraq
We'll steal some bikes
We'll fuck some dykes, and pick some rice
And deep-fry some cornflakes
We'll take a shower at past eight
We'll show the world, that no one tells me where to masturbate
Cos I'm black
Yes I'm black
Yes I'm black
How 'bout that?
Oh yes I'm black
I'm black
What you know about that?
Oh I'm black
And that's a fact
Goodbye now
Looks like I've gotta go away for a little while
Some hatin'-ass motherfucker said I'm a sex offender
So bullshit!
You're always tryin' to hold down a brother, you know what I'm sayin'?
First OJ, then Kony
Now you wanna lock me up, 'cos I won't play by Whitie's Rules
Think they've got basketball in jail?
Uh, if they do they've probably got some black people too
Ima talk to the manager and see if he can me up with some crackers and peanut butter
Last time I stayed there it was all noisy and shit, with all kinds of mayhem
I'll probably see Jesus in there, Jesus Gonzales
Good people

 

[fox69]

"Treat Jew Better"

"Treat Jew Better"


I don't like the Jews
I'm guessing that they
Don't like me too
And you can tell me if I crossed the line
Or if I'm racist
I'll try to keep an open mind
I put them all into a camp
But its my concentration
That wasn't really there all along

I know I could treat Jews better
And I can probably have been a better
Better friend
Tell me is it too late to try
I know I made Jews cry
And a few million Jews are dead
But I know I could treat Jews better
If I get a second chance

I'll stop fighting Jews
And I hope that they'll be nice to me too
I was so focused on promoting
My own Aryan nation
I forgot about my friendship with Jews
I haven't met too many blacks
But if I had to guess
I must have made some of them
Feel left out too

I know I could treat Jews better
And I can probably have been a better
Better friend
Tell me is it too late to try
I know I made Jews cry
And a few million Jews are dead
But I know I could treat Jews better
If I get a second chance

"Next message"
[*beep*]
Hi, it's me. I hope you are surviving okay and everything I don't really know how to say this but

If you give me some time
I could change
I could try
I made you to soap
I must wash my hands
Just know that I always
Loved Jews
In my heart
Promise I won't do this again
I just want to speak together
Maybe I can
We just come meet for dinner
At Benningan's
I never meant to make you cry
Is it too late to try
Don't you remember what we said
As long as we stick together
Well make it to the end

And I can probably have been a better
Better friend
I just want to start again
Could we go back to when
We used to listen to Radiohead
But I know I could treat
Jews better
If I get a second chance

 

[fox69]

"Trump"
(parody of " Stitches" by Shawn Mendes)

"Trump"
(parody of " Stitches" by Shawn Mendes)



And so I ask you American people to vote my ass president, please.
Thank you, Dr. Carson.
Mr. Trump, your turn to make a final statement.

I was born in my own hospital, a great hospital, the best you could imagine.
Delivered by the doctor that I bought and he thanked me, he said said, "Donald, thank you t-this is terrific"

I bought at least a couple wifes, 3 highest paid women in America.
But the third one doesn't speak English just right and she's great I-I see her on holidays. Terrific.

Now this country needs a good, strong leader.
I'm real busy but I may just have the time,
If I let you elect the Trumpster, you're welcome.

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my bitches.
I'm the filthy richest.

We need a hero that'll come help,
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm the filthy richest.

I want to make this country great - right now we're NOT great
But the Mexicans keep coming here to rape and by the way - at least rape in English.

I'll build a wall no-one could climb.
No-one will climb this wall.
And the spics could rape on their own fuckin' side.
Mexico is the new China.

Now I'm seein' people talk about the Trumpster,
Saying things that quite frankly aren't nice
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program,
You're all bombed (and fired).

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my bitches.
I'm the filthy richest.

We need a hero that'll come help,
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm the filthy richest.

We're losing, it's a catastrophe.
I'll negotiate a better deal.
I'll do a good job.

We need a leader pres that'll get us out of our debt, help the people get lower wig prices.
We need a leader pres that'll get us rid of ISIS - rip 'em all to shreds fuckin' towel heads.
We need a leader pres that'll get us drivin' hybrids, give us all some bread with the side of PEZ.
And tell the Mexicans that all the illegal migrants you gotta get a license.

I'm a great leader and I can't read.
We're being rapen by the Chinese.
I'll make these China dogs my bitches.
I'm the filthy richest.

We need a hero that'll come help,
I'll sell America to myself.
I'll build yous highways and some bridges.
I'm the filthy richest.

And I just cant help all yous bitches.
I'm the filthy richest, it's gonna - it's gonna be terrific.
'Cause I'm the filthy richest.

 

[fox69]

"Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa"

"Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa"


Twas the night before Kwanzaa,
and niggas were drinkin'
Santa Claus walked in
They said,
"Bitch, what you thinkin'?"

One of them had a gun,
the other one had a knife,
but Santa Cluas was not going down without a fight

He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts,
and called them all fags
But they didn't like that,
they thought it was gay,
for Santa's boner grew five times that day!

They ran all his shit,
from his cash,
to his rocks
Santa pleaded with them,
"This black on black crime must stop!"

And just in that moment,
in walked Little Suzie
Little Suzie walked in with a sub-machine Uzi
Everyone hit the deck,
'cause those bullets was sprayin'
but Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'!

And on that little night, Little Suzie got famous,
she shot Santa in his cock,
and it still hurt his anus

Santa pulled out his miss'le TOW,
and started to blast
no man left that night,
without a cap in his ass!

And they heard Santa shout,
as he skipped up the chimmney
"Merry Christmas, bitch niggas! Ya'll shoulda got fucked wit me!"

 

[fox69]

"Ur A Cartoonist"
(parody of " Lips Are Movin'" by Meghan Trainor)

"Ur A Cartoonist"
(parody of " Lips Are Movin'" by Meghan Trainor)



If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
Look at me, I drew the face
Of the Prophet of the Islamic faith
Will I get killed by a Caliphate?
And should I accept this kinda fate?
Mo Hammad Mo Problems
Where's Charlie?
They shot him
Mo Hammad Mo Problems
Silly Moslems
You can take a piss on Jesus and it's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine
But draw a picture of Mohammed
And goodbye, bye, bye
You die, die, die
You're gonna die
For some cartoon shit
Tell me, are we four years old?
You got a gun
Over some bullshit
Tell me, did we bomb a country you're from?
If God is great
He's friends with retards
Living in another millennium
You're gonna die
You're a cartoonist
Muslims are just tons of fun (bro)
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
Mohammad isn't even real
Nor is Jesus, Jesus baby
Spoiler alert
We'll all be dead in a few short years
So when will you taste, you taste bacon?
You can take a shit on Moses
And it's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine
Draw the face of one Mohammad
And you die, die, die
Goodbye, bye, bye
You're gonna fly
Your camel dune ship (dune ship)
To kill me just for drawing a man?
That has a bomb inside his turban (turban)
How is your vagina so filled with sand?
If God is great (great)
Then do a Jihad
We'll blow you motherfuckers away
America (yeah)
The land of pizza (pizza)
And comic legends that like to rape (allegedly)
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die
We're gonna die
It's so cartoonish
Tell me, what is all this for?
Religion's all
So fuckin' stupid
But I'm only afraid of one right now
If God is great
He's friends with retards
Living in another millennium
Mohammad bae
I wanna be friends
Please stop acting like a cunt

 

[fox69]

"Vegans"
(parody of " Heathens" by Twenty One Pilots)

"Vegans"
(parody of " Heathens" by Twenty One Pilots)



All my friends are vegan faggots bro
Searching for another man to blow
They're all gay and they're into dudes
They don't want any meat in their food
All my friends are vegan faggots bro
Searching for another man to blow
They're all gay and they're into dudes
They don't want any meat in their food

Welcome to the veggie grill, hi, my name is Dave
And I am gay, what would you like today?
Just because I'm vegan, doesn't mean
I don't swallow cocks night and day, cause I am gay
If you ever had a bunny rabbit sleep next to you
If you ever had a chicken hen make sex to you
Then you get why it's bad to eat em in your food
Animals are friends, we all are gay

All my friends are vegan faggots bro
Searching for another man to blow
They're all gay and they're into dudes
They don't want any meat in their food

We feel that it's wrong to eat a little snail
We eat sweaty balls with a little kale
You should come to the vegan convention
You'll cum on several men's chins
If you're into having big cocks, swing next to you
If you ever had a pig stuck his penis into you
It brings meaning to the saying cockle doodle doo
After all, we're gay, nothing more to say

All my friends are vegan faggots bro
Searching for another man to blow
They're all gay and they're into dudes
They don't want any meat in their food
Animals should not be on our plate
But, animals, they might be good to date
I'm out here, banging some homeless mutt
Looking for a set of monkey nuts

 

[fox69]

"We Drive Drunk!"

"We Drive Drunk!"


Excuse me, please get out my way
I'm driving me a little drunk
Buzzed driving is drunk driving,
So might as well get really crunk
I had a fifth of Popov
And I topped it off with a little 'Ier
I had a margarita, and licked all the salt off,
Which is gay
Had me a couple pints of Captain Mo
Ain't hardly feeling nothin' yet
Had a little of Jimmy Beam
I think I might be seein' things
Who the hell is under my Corvette?
And as I drive
I crack open
A beer and chug it down
I can't see the road
Tonight,
We Drive Drunk!
Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac
With some Contiac
And some Rum
Tonight,
We Drive Drunk!
So I just might kill your father
And your mother
And your son
Get rolled by the cops
They ask if you got
A beer to spare
Yeah, right here
Got a half fucking case of Rollin' Rock
So let's do a toast
We did two of those
He said you look drunk
So head on straight home
Tonight,
We Drive Drunk!
Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac
With some Contiac
And some Rum
Tonight,
We Drive Drunk!
So I just might kill your father
And your mother
And your son
Driving drunker than a Lohan
Sippin' Rum and Coke and,
Pissin' in a Coke can
Speedometer's broken
(Driving drunk tonight)
Sipping on Bacardi
(Driving drunk tonight)
Winning like I'm Charlie
(Driving drunk tonight)
Listening to Marley
(Driving drunk tonight)
Watching some iCarly
Coulda taked a bus
And gotten safely off
Coulda raped a slut
Or stayed at home
And taken drugs
But I'm drivin' drunk
With hoes in the trunk
If I see Travon
I'm driving him home
Tonight,
We Drive Drunk!
Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac
With some Contiac
And some Rum
Tonight,
We Drive Drunk!
So I just might kill your father
And your mother
And your son
And as I drive
I crack open
A beer and chug it down
I can't see the road
Tonight