Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Rebecca's Black (High Day)"

"Rebecca's Black (High Day)"


Everyday I wake up in the morning
Smack my bitch, where’s breakfast, bitch?
Tell a bitch once, she goes cooks up some shit
Bitch better not burn that shit
Which kinda drug should I get fucked up with?
Gotta get a buzz and I smoke
Rocks
Watch Good Morning America
Smokin' my crack
Bitches tryin' to fuck me
Ninjas tryin' to jump me
Bitch says "Yo man, I'm done
Cookin up the meth..."
It's High Day
High Day
Make-a-bitch-wait-outside day
Everybody's smokin' on purple keef
No cheap shit
High day
High day
Order-crack-online day
Smoke coke and choke a bitch
Cuz she be speakin'
Smokin' me smokin' some
CRACK
Smokin' me smokin'
I'M BLACK
Blunts, guns, fun
Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy
Bitch I get high and plant bombs on the highway
Watch 'em blow up and I snort some white
Blunts, guns, out in the sun
I'm too stoned to choke a bitch
Slap a bitch, smack a bitch
Mix heroin with Special K
Stop by Kindergarten
To buy some fuckin Ritalin
Bitches tryin' to fuck me
Ninjas tryin' to jump me
Gonna get my gun and shoot some
Hippies in the chest....
It's high day
High day
Give-a-bitch-a-black-eye day
Everybody's smoking on kush
and keepin the streets clean
High day
High day
Chill-with-a-black-guy day
Clean off your heroin needle
With some bleach, yeah
Smokin' me smoking some
CRACK
Smokin' me smoking
I'M BLACK
Blunts, guns, fun
You know this needle has some HIV on it
Yes, Justin Beaver's gay
(No I'm not, since when is Bi gay?)
We We We getting high, kids
We getting high, bitch
We got a eightball of cocaine
Tommorrow I go back to bein' a
Public school teacher
I'm be getting high for all of today...
(This song needs somebody BLACK!)
Bitch ass, ho' ass, trick ass ninja!
Push you out the window like Chris Brown
Smack a bitch in the mouth like Chris Brown
When I'm done with a bitch I piss brown(Woo!)
You heard-a 9/11?
That was me
That Columbine bullshit?
That was me
You wanna fuck around in Iraq with me?
I leave you passed out covered in crap and pee!
High Day
High Day
Make-a-bitch-wait-outside day
Everybody's smokin' on purple keef
No cheap shit
High day
High day
Order-crack-online day
Smoke coke and choke a bitch
Cuz she be speakin'
Smokin' me smokin' some
CRACK
Smokin' me smokin'
I'M BLACK
Blunts, guns, fun
Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy
Bitch everybody show them titties
C'mon c'mon everybody now
Yo titties now
Everybody now
C'mon c'mon
Everybody show me yo titties now

 

[fox69]

"Red Rocks"
(parody of "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf)

"Red Rocks"
(parody of "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolf)



[Verse 1:]
I found my mom's cocaine, when I was eleven
Was too young to know, heroin is better
Now I cook up meth, everyday for breakfast
And I like it, I like it a lot
And my teeth are gone
And my dick won't cum
And I still can not
Get it uuuupppp
[Hook:]
Cause when I, get high
I, mix baking soda with some coke
Then I, boil up some water
Then I add some ice, mix it all together
Then it's rocks, red rocks, red rocks
[Verse 2:]
And now the blunt, is laced
Cocaine mixed with chronic
If you try to play, two hits for a dollar
I don't do, cocaine
I just like the way, that it smells
That it smells, that it smells
And my teeth are gone
And my dick is soft
And I still can not
Get it uuuuupppp
[Hook:]
Cause when I, get high
I, mix baking soda with some coke
Then I, boil up some water
Then I add some ice, mix it all together
Then it's rocks, red rocks, red rocks
[Verse 3:]
Yeah! Train well, plan it right
Hand jobs for crack rocks
That's the way I live my life
Posted outside on the block
(Rocks!) Red, white, and black
(Rocks!) For five a sack
(Rocks!) My life is wack
I call Jay Bock at five o' clock
He got the rocks tucked in his sock
He say's let's go for a walk
That's how I know this ain't a joke
Get my cash and make a swap
We got the park on lock
Chaldos walk up and they're like "bakalakalak! "
[Hook:]
Because when I, get high
I mix baking soda with some coke
Then I, boil up some water
Then I add some ice, mix it all together
Then it's rocks, red rocks, red rocks
Red rocks, red rocks, red rocks
Red rocks, red rocks, red roooooocks
[Verse 4:]
Back in Pontiac, I was crack-runnin
I got jacked and it, wasn't that funny
I got clapped and it, wasn't that fun
I got my glock and shot right back at 'em
My aim ain't perfect, I missed 'em
And then bought my crack right back from 'em
I wish I could sleeeeep
Or eeeaaat soooome fooooood
And I wish I could taaake
A craaap ooorrr twwwoooo
But it's crack that gets me this hiiiigh
And thaaaat's juuuust fiiine

 

[fox69]

"Ring A Ding Dong"

"Ring A Ding Dong"


I know how it feels to be left out
And that's what bein' Black is all about
Something's always goin' wrong
And that's why I'm rappin' this song
I grew up livin' in the Hood
It was always bad, it was never good
I couldn't even hardly go outside
Where we heard gunshots, we had to hide
Not like we could have called the cops
They'd beat our asses and plant some Rocks
Police never cut us slack
If you ask me it's cause we're Black
Man, it's hard livin' in the streets
Ain't never got nothin' to drink or eat
Lucky if we got some Ramen and Kool-Aid
We don't get food stamps till next Tuesday
And even If I had a little bit of money
Somebody would snatch it and take off running
No place for me to get a job
Everywhere I work keep gettin' robbed
I guess that's why I started sellin' Coke
Hey! It's better than bein' broke
Dealin' on the corner Day and Night
I can finally afford those shoes I like
Got some hubcaps on my [?]
And I could get a haircut whenever I want one
Everybody knew that I'm the man
When I roll up, you can hear me sayin'

A ring a ding dong, I'm number one
I'm the number one pimp livin' under the Sun
A ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy
Got a gun and I'm red hot, ready to run
A boom shaka lac, I'm on the clock
Gonna dance and sing and swing a little bit of Rock
I'm hippidy hoppin' 'till the day is done
I don't rap for the money, I just wanna have fun

One day I was sitting out
With my boy Eggnog, just chilling out
Talkin' 'bout stuff like Basketball
When his phone started ringin', he was gettin' a call
He hung up the phone and said yo, there's trouble
I said well, I'm down to bust a cap or a couple
We got up to leave when a car pulled up
A four-seat convertible ride with five sluts
One of them ladies was lookin' real fine
With big ol' titties and a round behind
I told Eggnog yo, that one's mine
He said Rucka! You out your mind?!
I said what's wrong? Look she flirting
Yeah but the only problem is SHE DIRTY
Ali, don't bone her!
I don't give a shit if ya got a bo-ner!
And that's when things got kinda heavy
Cause all them girls pulled out a Machete
They started to shoot Eggnog and me
We got the feeling it was time to leave
We ran off and said well, that was fun
I don't know 'bout you but let's smoke a blunt
We got real high, it felt real good
Cause it was just another day in the Hood

A ring a ding dong, I'm number one
I'm the number one pimp livin' under the Sun
A ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy
Got a gun and I'm red hot, ready to run
A boom shaka lac, I'm on the clock
Gonna dance and sing and swing a little bit of Rock
I'm hippidy hoppin' 'till the day is done
I don't rap for the money, I just wanna have fun

A ring a ding dong, I'm number one
I'm the number one pimp livin' under the Sun
A ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy
Got a gun and I'm red hot, ready to run
A boom shaka lac, I'm on the clock
Gonna dance and sing and swing a little bit of Rock
I'm hippidy hoppin' 'till the day is done
I don't rap for the money, I just wanna have fun

Yeah! Hip hop music!
All day and all night!
You can dance to it
Or just move your head!
Soon everybody's gonna be
Listenin' to this, man!
Even White people!
But then it'll go too far
And rap will get kinda gay
Not that there'll be anything wrong with that
Being gay will be pretty much accepted by everyone
Except us Black people
Kind of ironic, huh?

 

[fox69]

"Rucka & Friends"

"Rucka & Friends"


Whats up bitches
HI RUCKA
Who wants to smoke some crack
MEEEEE
HAHA
AH SHIT
Rucka is a nigga from down in his mother's basement
When he's hard he really smart and pretty fucking racist
Ah shit, shit, shit
Rucka was chosen by some, white guy think he Jesus
Children buy all of his music if their parents geeze him
Rucka's always on the roll and chiller on probation
the only kind he ever did was public masturbation
Rucka is the fucking voice of our generation
Fuck you two with alcolube I really fucking hate them
A bitch bitch bitch
WHA
[*Snore x2*]
RUCKA!
Scully jeez Rucka

 

[fox69]

"Russia's Gay"

"Russia's Gay"


R-R-R-R-R-Russia is gay
Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS,
and they all got it from butt sex
Their president finger bangs,
them little kids
I, wait so long,
in za snow,
for one little piece of bread (of bread)
And I (I),
have been drunk (drunk),
since I was born (born)
And I keep Mongolians in a cage
I'm poor
and I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named
Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
At my space station (space station)
we try to send,
a cardboard box,
up into za sky
When the wall came down,
and them Russians rushed out,
it was a day when freedom won
If Mister Putin wants to invade Georgia,
we'll be waitin' here with guns
I live in Atlanta
Russia's gay
They suck a lot of long dicks,
on the internet
Russia's gay
They like to touch on young boys,
a little bit
Russia's gay
and they all got it from butt sex
R-R-Russia is gay
I, eat sour dogh
It no good
I have never seen a real black man (black man)
And I, (I),
have ten kids, I can't feed
I hope we fight in nuclear war
DA!
I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner
We have a wall to keep my people in here
The KGB, arrestin' me, 'cause they catch me touchin' myself
Tell the troops, right now
Time to bomb Moscow
Fun time and games are done
We should kill them Ruskis,
and take their land
Cause it's far from Mexico
This one's for 9/11
Russia's gay
It looks like CandyLand
And the palace is plastic
They wear them dumb fucked up hats
with fur on it
Russia's gay
In it, everyone has AIDS
and they all got it from butt sex
R-R-R-R-R-Russia's gay
Hey! Let me tell you right now
Them Russians ain't gonna take Vietnam,
Not without me in charge
I, got a mail order bride
Came here in a box, from Petersburg,
She left her fuckin' kid to starve
Hey, Mister Obama,
get your club and go have a word with Medvedev,
Get 'em good in the chest
And tell Mister Ching Chang Chong,
if he wants to get involved,
all of your missiles,
won't add inches to your penis
When the wall came down,
and them Russians rushed out
it was a day when freedom won
But then when David Hasselhoff,
started singin' on cars,
they were puttin' the wall back up
'CAUSE BABY, RUSSIA'S FUCKIN' GAY!
Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS,
and they all got it from buttsex
Russia's gay
In it everyone has AIDS,
and they all got it from buttsex
R-R-R-R-Russia is gay

 

[fox69]

"Second Coming"

"Second Coming"


Ay, yar
This be the story of baby Jesus
Jesus was (hiccup)
Jesus was sailing his manger on the seven seas (He was?)
It was then that the great Muslim prophet, Jesus
Told the Jews "You better stop eating Chinese food on Thee birthday"
But the Jews, being Jews, would not stop going to the fucking movies on Christmas
Nor would they cease to order Chinese food
So Jesus hopped on his magical dinosaur
And went to the moon, where he met with Obama and Hitler,
To plan out the next 2000 years, yar
Jesus skowered the seven seas for forty days and forty nights
After being swallowed by a fish, he was reborn
And met Kanye,
Who was gay

 

[fox69]

"Send That Bitch A Kissy Face"

"Send That Bitch A Kissy Face"


[Dali Llama:] "Ey yo Rucka?"
[Rucka Rucka Ali:] "Whassup Dali Llama?"
[Dali Llama:] "Man these cats ain't gettin' these girls wet enough."
[Rucka Rucka Ali:] "I know man, these girls drying up here in all these songs these days."
[Dali Llama:] "So what we gone do?"
[Rucka Rucka Ali:] "I don't know man, lets ask Tickle Man. Where he at?"
[Tickle Man:] "I'm in the booth wit you"
[Rucka Rucka Ali:] "Oh Tickle Man, there you is. What we about to do?"
[Tickle Man:] "Uhhh, I dunno let's see what the hood says."

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

[Rucka Rucka Ali]
Bitches love to make the little kissy, fishy, wishy,
Call me I'm so ugly in the mug that I must make a fishy face
Will she let me stick it in her butt?
If she holdin' up a phone by the mirror then she'll probably say that it's okay

Let me get your mathmatics, Gurl
I'mma have to have it, Gurl
Gonna text you and sex you, and that's about it, Gurl
Perfect match, yeah we could put my dick in your err (ear)
I got some burr (beer)
In the curr (car)

That's right bitch I'm 21
So I signed in to my G-mail
Checked my e-mail
Probably somethin' from a female
Could it be?
She look about thirteen
Tryna send me to jail?
Please bring some ID and at least three friends

Rucka Rucka Ali
Get at me on MySpace
We can get all wasted
on FaceBook
And my place

Twitter me, Twitter
Now she's playin' with my little "D"
My penis is so little that she wanna get rid of me

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

[Dali Llama]
Shawty just text me
Kissy face, sexy
On my camera phone
Send her pictures of my testes

'Cuz you know I ball out
Sometimes with my balls out
I call her Mr. Bucket
how she spits them damn balls out

But she a hoe, she a bitch, she a freak
She got a different pic every day of the week
And I just might add her on FBook
And she ain't gotta nothin' but headshots, dog how her chest look?

You right, I'm trippin'
Jesus Juice sippin'
Try to shout out on my Twiggas
Twistin' fingers, Twitpicin'
We niggas on a mission Kissy face fishin'
Surfin' through the web for the heads in Michigan

So if you down
Call your girls and her besties
Oh, bring the webcam
Count down drink some Pepsi's
O-M-G, it's Rucka Rucka Ali
Back on the track, Tickle Man, Dali

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

[Tickle Man]
I keep the hoes on they toes like a cold floor
And put the "D" on they lip like a cold sore
Hold up, hold your uhh
Applause for my balls 'cuz I'm fuckin' hoes with gauze and applesauce

Oh, you loggin' on?
MySpace check
Where the breasts, where the sex, where the AIDS test?
Love brain, yes
I got a case of the Einsteins
My skeet be makin' her eye blind

Yeah, I fucked her bush nine times
If your girl was faithful, she fuckin' with my rhymes
I busted fatty to fuck up her whole mind
Then I'm back with the shots to fuck up her whole spine

Tick, DL and Rucka we on time
Plus we got these hoes suckin' our fuckas for old times
And next time you see our names on MySpace,
Bitch don't smile at a nigga
Blow a kissy face

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

Send that bitch a kissy face
Bitches love a kissy face
Send that bitch a smiley face
Bitches love a smiley face
K-I-S-S-Y F-A-C-E 'Til I die

 

[fox69]

"Shvartza"
(parody of " My House" by Flo Rida)

"Shvartza"
(parody of " My House" by Flo Rida)



Hear a knock on the door, it's the cops again
(We know you're in there)
Said hold on could I finish my Chicken
(almost done with this bucket)
They said we got a report that you did some shit
(SHHHHHEEEEEEEEIIIITT)
I said "please officer, let me explain"
(I'm a splain you)
You see I'm a Black man
In Arabic they call me Abed
It's Mooley in Italian
But if you ask the Jews how to say
It
They'll say

I am a Shvartza
Playin Magic Cardsa
Throwin me some Dartsa
Tryin to have Fuuuuun
I am a Shvartza
Stealin shoppin Cartsa
Wish upon a Startza
Swingin round my gun

(Nice try pal)
(You're coming with us)
Break into yo House
"('m tellin you the truf man)
(Tell it to the judge)
Lemme take yo Couch
(thanks mane)

Police took me to Jail where I stayed all day
(I remember this place)
(Woogie boogie)
Took me Weed, and my Gun, and my Gucci shades
(Where my Shades man)
(I can't see)
Went to Court and the judge said What do you say
(How do you Plead young man?)
I said your Honor lemme talk if I may
(May I proach this Court)
I'm a Nigga you see
Maw la cha in Cantonese
Vaole zwetzak in Flemish
Fuzzy in British
And the way to say it in
Yiddish
Is

I am a Shvartza
Drawin me some Heartsa
Doin Crafts and Artsa
Never met my sooooon
I am a Shvartza
Lettin out some Fartsa
Oops that was a Shartsa
Fried Kool-Aid for Luuuuunch

(I sentence you to Death Row)
(the record label?)
Break into yo House
(But I'm only 35 man)
(I ain't even finish High School)
Can I stay on yo Couch?
(Any last words?)

I'm a Shvartza
Ridin golf carts
In the Park
In the Dark
And i'm eatin Pop Tarts -tza
When Fire stats
You know I ain't far -tza
Burn down the City
Cause I finish what I start -tza
Your Dog barks at me
When I walk by
I'm like Why
But i'm Smart
Steal your Car
For it's Parts -tza
End up behind Bars
Watching Bill Maher
And I keep gettin my ass beat
By the Jail Guards

Shvartza
Shoppin at Walmart -tza
I don't work too Hard -tza
Hanging in the Suuuuun
I am Ben Carson
Driving in my Car-son
Drinking at the Bar-son
Presidential Ruuuuun
(I will be running for Office of America)
Break in the White House
(It's the Job I need)
(under conditions of my Parole)
C'mon man this my House
(And I also sellin magazine subscriptions)
Break into yo House

(And so I ask you American people to vote my ass President)
(please)

 

[fox69]

"Sirent Night"

"Sirent Night"


Oh, herro
It's me, DJ Not Nice
I hope your gaving a very nice Christmas, huh?
Here is a song that is Chinese national anthem

Sirent Night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright

Round up the Jews,
they want chicken and rice
Why do they want to go see movie tonight?
I'm just rying to keep the peace
I just want to tree

Sirent night
Holy night
Crack may steal your shit in the night
? be standin' on the curb by my house
Niggas call me Nigga, don't steal my car
? Who doesn't like porn?
?

 

[fox69]

"Smack My Bitch"

"Smack My Bitch"


Dinner's running late behind, so I hit a bitch in the eye
I told her once, then I tell her twice, now get the ice
You fucked up my rice!

Told a bitch to get me some snacks, she must've thought I said "go relax"
I took my belt off and whooped her ass
Then took a bath, smoking my pipe...

Smacking my bitch, let a bitch know
Smacking her cheek when she burning the toast
Smacking that ho, with all my might
Shut that bitch up, when she's supposed to be quiet!

Smack. My. Bitch.
Nah, don't be talking back, I ain't got time for that!
Smack. My. Bitch.
Girl, what you talkin' 'bout? Just shut your fucking mouth!

G-grew up on the rough side of town
I looked up to men like Chris Brown
I saw my momma get smacked around
My father's brown, he's younger than me!

I told the bitch all of my demands
Make some sammiches for ya man!
I ate too many and crapped my pants, then swung my hand
I smack her and sing...

Smacking my bitch, let my fist go
Smashing her teeth like a ten-n-is pro!
Smacking that ho, sippin' High Life
Did you forget I want food before five?

Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't mean shootin' smack, it does mean also that...
(I smack my bitch in Hollywood)
Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't be smokin' crack, 'cause drugs are fucking bad!
(Drugs are bad, m'kay?)

You... left the TV... on Honey Boo Boo!
Sunday at 9, on TLC!

Smacking my bitch, smacking my ho
Smacking my trick, just to let our love grow
One I hope, I'll make her my wife
And smack my bitch up, for the rest of my life!

Smacking my bitch, smacking my ho
Smacking her cheek when she burning the toast
Smacking that ho, with all my might
Shut that bitch up, when she's supposed to be quiet!

Smack. My. Bitch.
Nah, don't be talking back, I ain't got time for that!
Smack. My. Bitch.
Girl, what you talkin' 'bout? Just shut your fucking mouth!

Smacking my bitch, let my fist go
Smashing her teeth like a ten-n-is pro!
Smacking that ho, sippin' High Life
Did you forget I want food before five?

Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't mean shootin' smack, it does mean also that...
(I smack my bitch in Hollywood)
Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't be smokin' crack, 'cause drugs are fucking bad!
(Drugs are bad, m'kay?)

[Man:] Yeah, bitch... [slapping] Didn't I done tell you?!
[Woman:] Ow... I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
[Man:] I come home, and dinner is pizza? And it's cold?!