Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Let's Go Jesus!"

"Let's Go Jesus!"


Someone black just stole my car
How my kids gonna get to the water park?
If you needed a ride just ask,
Now I'm stuck at home,
Guess I'll beat my wife
Just wait 'til Jesus gets back
He'll be real pissed off,
That you did that
He got some caps with your name on 'em, bitch ass
Keep playin' game
I'll pray for you, asshole
Hey everyone you should read the bible
It says, don't do drugs,
And don't get sexually aroused,
When wiping your ass
And make sure you don't fuck anyone's butthole
And don't give AIDS to your uncle
'Cause I come in the name of Jesus, Mary, and all them Nuckas!
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!
Now don't kill your kid with a fork
And don't fuck your grandma when she's plugged into the wall
And don't give blowjobs for a dollar in a highschool bathroom,
That's not cool
And don't have sex,
And don't get raped,
And don't masturbate in your mama's basement
And don't kill a baby,
With a coat hangar
And keep Kosher just in case
God, is the guy, that you don't wanna fuck with
'cause He'll pop, all you dumb shits
And He's been around, like a million years!
And He's got a Son,
And His name is Jesus
And He died like a hundred years ago
Who da fuck's Jesus?
That's that one dude who's dead on a cross
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!
Yo,
I'm always praying,
Like everyday in my church to Jesus,
'cause no one got their salad tossed like He did
I'm saying
God got got
'Cause no one cares about God,
They just wanna roll with His kid,
Jesus
All my niggas are talkin' about...
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!
God is my guy
I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!

 

[fox69]

"Let's Talk About Race"

"Let's Talk About Race"


Because you know we all should talk about race about race.
Don't be scared we could talk about race about race.
Come on who cares?

Let's all talk about race about race.
It's about time we all just talk about race about race.
The white race has no rhythm and isn't very cool.
The black race is faster and never stays in school.
There's many Asian races or that's just what they clam.
They all look the same.
They all just look the same.
The German race is mean it dunno when to stop.
It took over the Polish race they had to call the cops.
The Jewish race is smart but not the most athletic.
If it's to close to the Arab race ya better call a medic.

Obama's of multiple races but mostly black.
That's why he runs so good in his campaign like he smoked some crack.
And all the folks of the white race wonder how he runs so well.
It's all them African jeans, you can't buy them you're born with them.

So let's all talk about race about race.
Don't be scared we all could.
Talk about race about race, especially you know that one certain race.
it's about time we all talk about race about race.
Wait what?
There is no good and bad.
Everyone's special in a different way.
So don't you ever judge another race and everyone will run at there own pace (That's clever).

There so much drama with race every day it's around-the-clock.
If someone says something about race you know they could lose their job.
If you don't like certain races you best keep it to yourself.
I'd like to see American Indian race but there's none left (Whoops).

So let's all talk about race about race, why can't we all just finally talk about race about race.
Cause all we ever fucking talk about is race about race.
So let's all finally fuckin' talk about race about race.
I think we all should really talk about race about race, and all share our feelings.
Talk about race about race.
It's time that everybody.
talk about race about race.
So let's just everybody.
Talk about race about race.

 

[fox69]

"Letter To Santa"

"Letter To Santa"


Dear Santa,
this yo little cousin, Rucka Rucka Ali
First, I wanted to tell you, what a good ass mo'fuckin' boy I been this year
I raised thirty-two dollars for Haiti,
and a buck-fifty to help BP
What? A nigga needs some skittles

Anyway,
for this year's Christmas,
all I ask you,
is a pound of purple pot,
the ability to seduce any bitch,
and for my videos to stop gettin' deleted every motherfuckin' day

You give me the same bullshit every Christmas,
and some shit I did not ask for, and don't need to be here!

And for this year,
all I ask is for you to help a motherfuckin',
brother out, for once

Ten seconds from you on the video blog,
talkin about, "yo quit deletin Rucka's shit"
will come a long way with me, sir!

Fuck you!
I'm tired of your bullshit!
And don't not never ask me for nothin' again,
if you don't come through this mo'fuckin' time

Merry fuckin' Christmas, bitch nigga!
FUCK YOU!
Sincerely,
Rucka Rucka Motherfucka Ali

[PS:] Ain't no cookies out, ain't none for you,
so keep your black ass out my cupboard, this year
PEACE!

 

[fox69]

"Life Is Over"
(parody of " Closer" by The Chainsmokers)

"Life Is Over"
(parody of " Closer" by The Chainsmokers)



Hey, life is like a box of tissues
You gonna cry before you get through, then you're dead
Maybe you'll find love and two or three friends
But I'll bet you want to be someone else
You want to be a star
The world's so shitty but you know you're smart, yeah
And you try so hard, but all you ever do is only get so far
It's like you were set up from the top
But when life is over it stops

So, baby, get the toaster, fill the bathtub with some water
Stick a metal kitchen fork inside a socket in the wall or
Turn the keys in your Ford Focus
And as the garage door closes
This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over
This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over

You, waiting for someone to come and rescue
Everyone you know has left you, you're a stray
But hey, it's like that Blink-182 song
Six months and your memory's gone, they'll forget you
The world broke your heart
Left you sitting here, broke down crying
And your fucked up arm looks like feelings that you can't get out
You might have a fresh start
But why's it always this hard?

So, baby, get the toaster, fill the bath tub with some water
Stick a metal kitchen fork inside a socket in the wall or
Turn the keys in your Ford Focus
And as the garage door closes
This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over
This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over
So, baby, get the toaster, fill the bath tub with some water
Stick a metal kitchen fork inside a socket in the wall or
Turn the keys in your Ford Focus
And as the garage door closes
This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over
This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over
This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over
This horrendous life is over, this whole dead end life is over
This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over
This horrendous life is over, but it ain't ever fucking over
It ain't ever fucking over, no, it ain't ever fucking over

 

[fox69]

"Livin' In The Vatican"
(parody of " Hall of Fame" by The Script)

"Livin' In The Vatican"
(parody of " Hall of Fame" by The Script)



You could be a Rapist
You could be the Blessed
You could show your big Cock To little kids
You could tour the World
Hearing the applause
You could talk to God
While bangin little boys
You could stay in Mansions
Drive in gold carts
You could have a Fountain
You could rape Tots
You could cure Cancer
You could feed the Poor
But instead you sit around and rape kids

Living in the Vatican
And the World's gonna know You're gay
Cuz you're playing with the boys all day
And World's gonna know You're gay
Sleeping with the boys in the Vatican

You get paid Millions
Just to wave and smile
You could rape kids
And you'll never go to Trial
You could wear a Yamulka
You could wear a Cape
Raping all the kids that they thought never could be raped
You could tell People
You speak for God
And Jesus wants a provate word with little Todd
You could give thirsty Africans rain
But instead you sit around and rape kids

Living in the Vatican
And the world's gonna know You're gay
Cuz you're playing with the boys all day
And World's gonna know You're gay
Sleeping with the boys in the Vatican

You could be a Pedophile
Be a Pedophile
You could be a Pedophile
Be a Pedophile in the Vatican

Rape students
Rape these kids
Rape altar boys
2 or 3 kids
Rape chocolate milk drinkers
Rape tiny tots
Rape boy scouts
Rape little leaguers
Rape students
Rape these kids
Rape altar boys
2 or 3 kids
Rape chocolate milk drinkers
Rape tiny tots
Rape boy scouts

Living in the Vatican
And the world's gonna know You're gay
Cuz you're playing your balls all day
And World's gonna know You're gay
Sleeping with the boys in the Vatican

You could be a Rapist
You could be the Blessed
You could show your big Cock to little kids
You could tour the World
Hearing the applause
You could talk to God while bangin little boys
You could stay in Mansions
Drive in gold carts
You could have a Fountain
You could rape Tots
You could cure Cancer
You could feed the Poor
But instead you sit around and rape kids
Living in the Vatican

 

[fox69]

"Luvin Her Drink"
(parody of "Slip It In Her Drink" by Blizzard)

"Luvin Her Drink"
(parody of "Slip It In Her Drink" by Blizzard)



(Uh)
(Shiiiiiiiiit)
I walk up in the club right? (yeeh)
I got patron in my cup right? (yeeh)
I see a hoe on the dance floor (what up girl)
She like nothin' what you ask for? (oh)
I said girl who you come with
She said I came with my friend
That dumb bitch
Tell your girl take an Uber
We gon' leave
She said I ain't going no where
Let go of me (c'mon girl)
I said girl but you're just my type
She said no thank you but goodnight
I said look this is our first fight
I wanna see where it goes girl
But can I buy you just one drink
She said I-I that fine I think
Got a drink and when she wasn't watching
I got a crushed pill from my pocket
I slipped some luv in her drink (yeah)
I slipped some, I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some, I slipped some, I slipped some luv in her drink
In her drink (yeah) I slipped some luv in her drink (uh) (yeah)
I slipped some luv in her drink, slipped some, I slipped some
I slipped some luv in her drink, slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some luv in her drink, I slipped some in her
I slipped some, I slipped some drink drink drink drink (uh)
By the time she was done sippin'
She was looking at me kind of different (hey)
I said girl how you feel now
She said I feel like I gotta be sittin' down (okay)
We got booths in the VIP (yeeh)
Bottle service served up to her and me
But then she couldn't breath
I'm like yo we got a doctor
Come CPR on this girl B (c'mon)
We had to call us an ambulance
She was pronounced dead at a first glance
I left the club through the side
Must've mixed up my rufies with the polonium
So I went to the club next door
Saw a hoe up by the dance floor
She said she liked captain mo
I'll make it happen (yo)
What the hoe didn't know
I slipped some luv in her drink (uh)
I slipped some, I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some, I slipped some, I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some, I slipped slipped, I slipped some luv in her drink (yeah) (c'mon)
I slipped some luv in her drink, I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some luv in her drink (whoo) (yeah)
I slipped some luv in her drink, I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some, I slipped some (uh) (c'mon yall)
I slipped some luv in her drink, I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some luv in her drink, I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some luv in her drink, I slipped some, I slipped some
I slipped some luv in her drink (c'mon) I slipped some luv
I slipped some luv in her drink (drink) I slipped some
I slipped some luv in her drink (uh) (c'mon) I slipped some luv in her drink
I slipped some luv in her drink, I slipped some, I slipped some drink drink drink drink (uh)

 

[fox69]

"Malevolent Universe"

"Malevolent Universe"


If I could speak to everybody in the world, I wouldn't
Not a single fucking soul would deserve to have heard it
They couldn't even grasp what I'm handing them
It's like there's so many blank stares I can bare in one life

If I could feed all the people of the world with need,
I wouldn't even stop eating for them to stop bleeding
I feel better every second I hurt you
In a world where suffering is seen as a virtue

I'm falling apart, every day is the same
Everybody's a stranger, I'm basting in anger
It's the same shit, each day is over before it started
Walking around every party, is everybody just fucking retarded?!

Somewhere far off in a luminol world, every girl I ever wanted takes a form that I thought
of when I saw her standing tall, looking gorgeous in the corner
Right before she would fuck it up, shattering my dreams
Cause the image that I've saw is what she could've been

Listen to me, why don't you want me, huh?
You think I'm ugly, do I bore you or something?
Cause I've come a pretty fucking long way to be here and to make myself available, to hell with you!
Wait, no. I'll tell you what you are: the reason I'm breathing

You're why I started singing, burning every bridge beneath me
Do I make shit look easy?! (It is!)
The tallest monument to someone I could've loved
I'd tear the fucking sky apart to show that I'm good enough

You're the music, I discovered as a kid
I was told not to listen to the music, but I did
And I heard the sounds of Athens, calling through the centuries
A ripple from the past, things Aristotle said to me

In writings that were buried, leaving the world in darkness, 'til his words surfaced on Earth by Aquinas
(Writings that were buried, leaving the world in darkness, 'til his words surfaced on Earth by Aquinas)

You know that song I wrote for you? Bet you never knew it was for you
That song that lit up the planet in laughter?
Not after it made me a fortune, I guess I thought that... if I wrote the perfect song, you might notice me
Might know you made the wrong choice when you chose him over me...

Guess that's what I get letting someone close to me

 

[fox69]

"Me No Rikey Youtube"
(parody of "Down" by Jay Sean)

"Me No Rikey Youtube"
(parody of "Down" by Jay Sean)



YouTube took my number one video down
Damn, how
Tell my why you suspend my account
Damn, why

I come on a boat from red China
Cause they won't
Give me free speech talk
I come to America and get some turntables
And play my song
Outside drycleaning stores

And everyone liking me
And they dance, so I say OK
I'll make a video for my song
Ching Chang Chong
And it was the number one in the USA

But suddenly one day the video wasn't there
And YouTube told me that they decide to
Take my hate song down
Cause people complaining
They think I hate asians
What kinda pussy can't tell I'm a clown

Clown, damn
YouTube take my number one song down
Damn, how
I think they still mad about Vietnam

It's not hate speech
Come on it's listed under comedy
Why you take my song away
Don't you know laughter is the best medicine
Except if you have aids
Why you take Ching Chang Chong from me
It's not nice to take it away
You take Ching Chang Chong away
If you spent some time with me
You would see that I'm OK

So let me tell you about me

My dog I Alaskan
My friend is a black man
My wife is a dyke and
I love everybody in the whole world
If you think I'm racist
Well you just can't face it
That black people just like me
More than you

Yeah
How about that
You just mad cause I have
More black friends
Than you

(Little wayne is in the house
Everybody come on)

Damn why they gotta be
Mad about some comedy
I'm thinking YouTube owes
Rucka a apology
Nailed him to a cross
With a form of cyber sodomy
We call that Severe Vaginitus
In psychology

Rucka's got it rough
He got his bullshit taken off
All you meshuganas at Youtube
Got a chopstick in your butt
What the hell's your fucking problem
Your just jockin Rucka's cock
Cause he got Weezy F Baby
On this song for free

You all dunno me, Weezy's my homie
So you all can blow me
Cause I don't care if you take my song down
You think I'm from China
But check my vagina
Cause I lied I'm really from Japan

Yeah, what's up
I don't care if you suspend my account
Fuck you

 

[fox69]

"Me No Rikey Youtube Part 2"
(parody of "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz)

"Me No Rikey Youtube Part 2"
(parody of "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz)



Welcome!
Youtube take my video down and say
"oh no it's not cause your Chinese"
But every time I say AIDS and Russians in the same sentence
It's get deleted
The government invented AIDS
And gave it too youtube and said
"here give this too rucka"
This song is called
"me no rikey youtube part 2:
No more dj nice guy"
I come here from Red China
Cause internet there is controlled by
Men with vagina
And youtube say
"oh hello
Welcome to America
We like Chinese people
So come make yourself comfortable"
But then they were like
"Hold up rucka ali we didn't mean for people to like you more then me"
If I was nigahiga
Or youtube freddy
Then I could say whatever I want
But since I'm rucka rucka
The thugs at youtube
Take all my videos down
They hate me cause
They're racist and I'm kind of brown
They tell me I can't say things like
Ding ching chang chong
They fuck me everyday
With their dicks in my butt
"What the fuck"
Grow some nuts and balls people
You hate me cause I tell you what you know
Youtube please tell me why you did this
Why you take my song
I bring your shitty website business
Count them 40 million
I bring Chinese food too the table
And try to be your friend
If I was signed to major label
You'd say "oh hello come in have a blow job"
I'm pissed off you don't like me
And next time I have
Some rice crispies
And youtube say
"hey can I have some"
I will tell you too fuck off
You won't get no cereal
Youtube is kind of racist
They're breaking my balls
I think they're all just angry at asian people
They took this fuckin' nation from native people
Then they tried taking Beijing from from west Vietnam
Give it back to Hong Kong
Listen
Now I talk like "Ching Chang Chong"
And I've seen King Kong
Back when it was in theaters
And Youtube cellphone kept ringing
So I missed the thing
With the monkey's penis
I think that I might move to Korea
Cause there I could have a singing career
Cause over there Kim Jung Il made it clear
Youtube is against the law
We should do that here
Yeah
Youtube hates me
Cause I wont obey the white man's law
They want me too just stop singing
And build them another railroads
But I won't stop making songs
I'm the one that calls the shots
Did we give up when China bombed us
Wait that's next year
Err
Youtube just hates black people
They treat us yellow people like we're chopped liver
Youtube take away all my dang videos
But it's okay cause they get reloaded
By twelve year olds
I'm only gonna make fun
Of many more people
There are so many cultures all over the world
And I have only made songs about 3 or 4
Youtube will have too say "Please"
If they want me too stop
Say pleeeeeease
Buy my song on iTunes
One dollar
Look me up on Youtube
Making a New Video Parody Music

 

[fox69]

"Minecraft Won't Add Inches To Your Cock"

"Minecraft Won't Add Inches To Your Cock"


(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit. Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit)
(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit. Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit)
C-C-C-Careful of the Enderman he's
Black
He will get angry if you look at him and
Attack you
He's black, and he'll steal, he'll rob your blocks
He cannot swim, cannot swim at all
I'm in the deep, deep basement of
Mom's house, mining til I get to the next
Level
I just gotta build something big
Bigger than me and i'll be
Crafting in the basement all night
Minecraft won't add inches to your cock!
So mine it up Mine it up Mine it up Build it higher!
So mine it up Mine it up Mine it up To the sky(ahhh)!
(Woooaahh wooooooooahh
Woooaah wooooooh)
This is Minecraft
(Woooaahh wooooooooahh
Woooaah wooooooh)
This is Minecraft
Zombies and Creepers and the
Spiders and the Skeletons, that carry bows and
Arrows I gotta build a building that'll
Keep 'em from me, because the
Netherworld's the only thing
That waits for me
I'm always living in a lego land
In-vented
By a Sweedish Viking lookin...
Fat kid
Gotta keep on building and survive vive vive
And then mabye somebody will have sex with me
Minecraft won't add inches to your cock!
So mine it up Mine it up Mine it up Build it higher!
So mine it up Mine it up Mine it up To the sky(ahhh)!
(Woooaahh wooooooooahh
Woooaah wooooooh)
This is Minecraft
(Woooaahh wooooooooahh
Woooaah wooooooh)
This is Minecraft
(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit. Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit)
Minecraft won't add inches to your cock!
Minecraft won't add inches to your cock!
(Ba doom ba da!)
So mine it up Mine it up Mine it up Build it higher!
So mine it up Mine it up Mine it up To the sky(ahhh)!
(Woooaahh wooooooooahh
Woooaah wooooooh)
This is Minecraft
(Woooaahh wooooooooahh
Woooaah wooooooh)
This is Minecraft
(Woooaahh wooooooooahh
Woooaah wooooooh)