Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Ima Korean"
(feat. DJ Not Nice)
(parody of "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas)

"Ima Korean"
(feat. DJ Not Nice)
(parody of "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas)



I'm a Korean
And I'd like my chinese food cooked right
Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian
I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time I eat your food I got the
Rice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peeing

And you might not belive I could fight
I'm a white belt but I have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries I don't like
Cause I'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow I up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is good

I talk like ching chang chong
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
Bonzai
I like to play magic cards
You heard of china
I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
I'm still around
You can come through to play

When I play poker I just throw all my chips in
Hello, I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think I'm joking man
I made alot of money from Pokemon

I'm a Korean
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their penis
And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Macaroni n' cheese so good I got her out on the street
For a good good price 10 years ago

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (uh huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (uh huh)
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (aww)

I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck next time
You heard of London (uh huh)
Not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's Japan
Not again
I made a goof
Now I gotta start again

I roll thw world up in a ball like Katamari
If I bomb your crib, yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, I bomb pearl harbor
I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful
(I am small penis)

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die
Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa
Death to all, fuck the world cause I like Tupac
Now the world must stop, cause of my small cock

One day you'll say why is everyone dead
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said
Now we all are slaves, monkeys run this place
It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean
And I'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because I think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find my and tell me I'm stealing

And I'd like my chinense food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
Cause I'm a Korean

 

[fox69]

"In The Jungle"
(feat. Joseph Kony)

"In The Jungle"
(feat. Joseph Kony)



Yo man, I'm Joe Kony, I adopt kids
And teach them to fight the white man
Here's my side of the story
I live in Nigeria, I am a Nigero
Everybody's starving here
Because KFC is closed
Please send 10 cents to me
My address is
I'm chief of mmdar urrdm dlolol Tribe
My name is Joe Kony, I snatch kids from your tree
While Jason Russell jacks off publicly, allegedly

We are all living in the jungle
Dying from the hunger
No one in the Congo has any clothes
I'm a spear chucking fighter
Cutting off vagina's
I can read or write but I can go
We are all living in the Jungle, Jungle
I live in Africa
We are all living in the Jungle
Bleeding from our bungholes
Please give me a phone call, ask for Joe

We are a proud people living in Zimbabwe
You can see our nipples inside of magazines
You get email from me
I'm prince of Uganda
I give you money whats your bank account number

I'm in the jungle
Raping with my uncle
Sleeping in the bunker in Cameroun
I am a spear chucking fighter
Working for AlQaeda
Go onto your flight with a bomb in my shoe
We are all living in the jungle, jungle
I live in Africa
We are all living with no water
Please send me a quarter
I can eat my daughter
We cannibals

Africa is a good good country
Everyone here is wearing undies
Bono came here and stayed with me
I know that he's gay but I'm proud he come to my sh*t country

We must send these people aids
Top of the morning to ya
Have you seen me lucky charms
Would you like a potato?

Jungle, dying from the hunger
No one in the Congo has any clothes
I am a spear chucking fighter
Cutting off vaginas
I can't read or write but I can go
We are all living in the jungle, jungle
I live in Africa
We are all living in the jungle
Bleeding from our bunghole
Please give me a phone call, ask for Joe

Kony steals little boys and he jerks em off
Kony steals little boys and he jerks em off
Kony steals little boys and he jerks em off
Kony steals little boys and he jerks em off

 

[fox69]

"In The Sun"

"In The Sun"


Soldiers always tell me: "Rucka, we love your music, man. We blast your songs in every shit third-world country we deployed in!"
So this song right here is for the troops. Here we go!

You in the sun, nigga
You got a gun, nigga
Don't try to run, nigga
Cause that ain't fun, nigga
You in the East, nigga
You got a piece, nigga
Don't try to peace, nigga
Hang out at least, nigga

Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan
You sprayin' more bitch niggas than a mace can
They said you can't catch 'em bitches, but I bet ya can
This ain't the National Guard, these ain't Mexicans
You with the big boys, playin' with some big toys
Bombin' cities leave 'em lookin' like Detroit
They wanna fuck witchu? Yeah, they could fuck witchu!
Blast a couple towelheads, jammin' to some Rucka tunes
You the man now, dog nigga you the greatest
Fuck the haters cause you takin' out some Al-Qaedas
You got the latest in weapons, yeah represent
Send a cruise missle flyin' to some Arab's anus
You ain't rich and famous, but you a action star
So fuck 'em Hollywood faggots with electric cars
You rollin' tanks over skulls of dirka dirkas
Fuck a media circus, let's get to work!

You in the sun, nigga
You got a gun, nigga
Don't try to run, nigga
Cause that ain't fun, nigga
You in the East, nigga
You got a piece, nigga
Don't try to peace, nigga
Hang out at least, nigga

You overseas, nigga
Hundred degrees, nigga
Go get the keys, nigga
We'll catch a breeze, nigga
You in the corps, nigga
You keep it raw, nigga
Fuck what you saw, nigga
We in a war, nigga

What's the real cost of freedom? You gotta try to beat 'em
You got the skills to defeat 'em, this time you really need 'em
You up against evil they shootin' at your people
Pour some salt and pepper on these suckas before you fuckin' eat 'em
This ain't Little League, this is the Middle East
These monkeys live 1,000 years behind... at least!
They get you when you sleep, or when you take a leak
They sneak into your base and try to rape you when you take a leak
So keep your weapon loaded and your armor tightened
'Cause you don't get a second chance when you out there fightin'
You better aim, this for what your ass trained
You win or lose, what you thought we out here playin' games?
You fightin' for the music, and for the free speech
And slammin' back a 12-pack on Virginia Beach
You fightin' for baseball, french fries, and burgers
Fuck a media circus let's get to work

You in the sun, nigga
You got a gun, nigga
Don't try to run, nigga
Cause that ain't fun, nigga
You in the East, nigga
You got a piece, nigga
Don't try to peace, nigga
Hang out at least, nigga

You overseas, nigga
Hundred degrees, nigga
Go get the keys, nigga
We'll catch a breeze, nigga
You in the corps, nigga
You keep it raw, nigga
Fuck what you saw, nigga
We in a war, nigga

All the US Marines say oorah (oorah!)
Nuckas in the Army say hooah (hooah!)
Nuckas in the Navy say hooyah (hooyah!)
The Air Force above me say what? (what?)
Everybody overseas say oh (oh!)
Protectin' the country say yo (yo!)
We got your back homies, say bro (bro!)
C'mon home, nigga please (oooh!)

You in the sun, nigga
You got a gun, nigga
Don't try to run, nigga
Cause that ain't fun, nigga
You in the East, nigga
You got a piece, nigga
Don't try to peace, nigga
Hang out at least, nigga

You overseas, nigga
Hundred degrees, nigga
Go get the keys, nigga
We'll catch a breeze, nigga
You in the corps, nigga
You keep it raw, nigga
Fuck what you saw, nigga
We in a war, nigga
...

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"


The year is 1997.
The world is a much different place.
The war between man and machine has begun.
Skynet began the war by dropping a nuclear bomb on the Soviet Union,
followed by the remainder of Europe
and finally, New Jersey
Ninety-five percent of the humans were killed in the battle, as well as some hippies
Only one man can save the human race from certain extinction,
and doom
That man is a noble, generous, and caring individual,
also known as "Rucka Rucka Ali"

 

[fox69]

"iPhones Gay"
(parody of "Why Don't You Get a Job" by Offspring)

"iPhones Gay"
(parody of "Why Don't You Get a Job" by Offspring)



My friend's got an iPhone and he hates that shit
He tells me everyday
He says "Man, I'm down to 22%, and I just charged all day!"

He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone
Deletes his fucking music all day
If he wants to plug his headphones in his damn phone, he can't get an iPhone 8

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
iPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

He slits both his hands and it still isn't enough
To bring an end to system updates
OS is just lubing up his little but for like 10 or 11 rapes

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
iPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

Well I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah!
Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong everyday!

(Let me tell you 'bout the other friend now!)

My friend's got an Android and it sucks his dick
And grills him savory steak
If he wants fucking cancer, then he'll get iPhone
But 'til then, his life is great

iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
iPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

iPhone did 9/11, it wasn't Zayn!
iPhone why don't you lick a cock?!
iPhone's gay, iPhone's gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

(And that's why now everyone's an Android...)

 

[fox69]

"iWhack"
(parody of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars)

"iWhack"
(parody of "Grenade" by Bruno Mars)



I'm from America cuz it's number one
I could take a fuckin' dump and it would look like where you're from
Bad men flew a jet into 9/11
In the greatest fuckin' country...
This ain't your country!
So many people ask "Why did you take Iraq?"
I'll tell you why right fuckin' now...
(I'll tell you right now)
So that every time you fuck with us,
we'll take some 'yer fuckin' stuff
So tell your homies I said
that all your countries have AIDS
Fuck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay shit)
Suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the fuckin' carpet and drapes,
Let's play some fuckin' games!

"At 9:11 this morning, we were given a message
And that message is that them folks in Iraq must not want their country very much"

Yeeehaw!
Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews
Living side by side
In this country, if you know another like it, you're a fag
Arabs mad 'cause imaginary man up in the sky told you to
strap a bomb and blow yourself to shit
We'll take your fuckin' oil and make you suck our balls
and we'll rape your seven wives in the tits
(BITCH YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE HUMMUS!)
Cuz baby, certain Muslims hate the things we love
like bacon covered chicken fried steak
and all them suckers have AIDS
fuck 'em (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay shit)
Suck my balls
In this game we're playing for keeps
So all you faggots better keep your receipts
cuz it'll be a cold day in Pakistan if you think
you'll fuck with Toby Queef!

Remember when they hit them towers?
Man, that shit pissed me off for hours
So if them punks want fuckin' trouble
Better tell 'em they better go fuck with Mexico instead!

"We will catch the folks who did this, sodomize them and get 'em in Guantanamo, and make 'em watch episodes of Glee."

You faggot motherfuckers have AIDS
Fuck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay shit)
Suck my balls
When freedom calls, it's calling collect
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
Cuz these colors match the fuckin' carpet and drapes,
Let's play some fuckin' games!

"Now, I'm not sayin' everyone on the plane WAS a terrorist...but...
Statistics show.
Hell, most of the people on that plane probably had somewhere else to go.
But we ain't never gonna know now, will we?
Now, I'm-a tell you plain simple, you knock down our buildings, we'll take a couple yer countries.
You can tell Mr. Bin Laden and his army of 70 virgins we can play games, God dammit!"

 

[fox69]

"Jared The Footlong Lover"
(parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato)

"Jared The Footlong Lover"
(parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato)



Hey there little kids, my name's Jared, I'm a friend!
Can I eat a sandwich with you?
How 'bout a footlong? Wheat or white? What kinda bread?
Help me squeeze the mayo out this tube.
Got my mind on your body, and your body's only 9.
Have a taste of my Terikyaki sauce, you wanna try?
Don't tell your mother.
Kiss the cucumber.
It's time for supper...
I'm the footlong lover!
5... 5 dollar... 5 dollar foot dong!
Put me down, you scream and start to cry
Don't be scared, just have a little bite!
I'm Jared, I'm the Subway guy... let's do a line!
I'm the footlong lover!
Guess how many kids I can fit, in these pants!
Have you had the meatballs they're... yet
Yes I like my subs like I like, my women:
I like them 6 and 12, yeah!
Got my mind on your body, and your body's only 9.
Add some chips and a drink for just $1.99!
Go get your brother
I got a boner
Would you like that toasted?
I'm the footlong lover!
5... 5 dollar... 5 dollar foot dong!
Take a bath with me, and close the blinds
Here's some ranch, you got it in your eye!
I tuck my shirt in all the time... now you know why!
I'm the footlong lover!
5... 5 dollar...
I'm the footlong lover!
5 dollar foot dong!
Shhh... I got a boner. Uh, I would a Kids Meal, with extra kids.
Got my mind on your body, and your body's only 9.
C'mon. Even Michael Jackson got three second-chances!
Have a taste of my minisub, it turns into a grinder!
How 'bout if I go through your Craigslist history? Wanna know what my favorite sub is? Turkey Ham!
Eat this double meaty yummy sub
Tell your parents that you played outside
Chicken's still in the microwave... each fucking time!
I'm the footlong lover!
Turkey Ham
I'm the footlong lover!
I, like kids, is that fucking crime?
No please, don't fucking start to cry... or you will die!
I'm the footlong lover!
5... 5 dollar... 5 dollar foot dong!
I'm the footlong lover!

 

[fox69]

"Jew Boy"
(parody of "Empire State Of Mind" by Jay-Z)

"Jew Boy"
(parody of "Empire State Of Mind" by Jay-Z)



Yeah
They call me MC Meshugana
Niggas walk up with some pork and I'm killin' 'em
This is my street
? up in Brooklyn
Seymour Schwartz
I'm a certified attorney
Look me up
I'm also a doctor
Drink vodka on Hanukkah
Me and my Schwartzes run from helicopters
I'm the most lactose intolerant
Gimme some cheese with my meat and I'm gonna fart
I'm about five-foot-two with my shoes on
Turn on the TV just to see what Jew is on
Chinese food, I need to get me some coupons
I eat soup with lots of balls on my conference calls
All the stocks are falling
I lost my retirement
I pin on my yamaca and go fight Sharpton
Bitch, I fuck more bitches than that Madoff boy
Rucka Rucka Ali, sing the fuckin' chorus, man
Jew boy
Posted, outside, spinning your dradel
Sippin' on some grape juice
Rocking that Jew gold
The world just don't understand you
They try to kill all of you
But no one can sue ya'll
Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money
Catch me in my neighborhood temple where I pray
God, please, let me sell some diamonds on e-bay
Usually I'm hungry, but now I need some money
So God, please give me couple bagels and a twenty
Twenty bagels with lots of cream cheese on the top
Gimme couple shots of Manischewitz on the rocks
It hits the spot
They should of never had Hitler done the Holocaust
Yo, I'm in the bakery
How much does that hola cost?
All across the trailer park, people hate Jews
I would too, if my father was my grandfather too
Fuck you
I hate you, you anti-semite son of a bitch
If not for Jews, blue jeans wouldn't even exist
We invented lipstick and the atom bomb
So Lebanon could kiss they ass goodbye when we're bombing 'em
Please God, let there be peace in the Middle-East for once
And please let Iran bomb all these mothafuckas
Jew boy
Posted, outside, spinning your dradel
Sippin' on some grape juice
Rocking that Jew gold
The world just don't understand you
They try to kill all of you
But no one can sue ya'll
Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money
? can be worst than the first couple
It can put you to sleep
Or it could be controversial
Shoot us!
I'm tired of all you so-called Jewish MC's
You're dumb as shit
Choosin' hip-hop over ?
Suck my schmickle!
Fuck you bitches badder than Mel Gibson fucks shit when he's wasted
? on stage, blamin' Jews for the slave train
I hate you
I'll probably get killed for sayin' all this by the same guys that killed Malcolm X
But I don't give a shit
I won't throw my people down the steps like you faygolas
Can't we all be friends?
Choosin' blacks we're almost the same
We both been oppressed
We both got crazy mothers (fuckers), and we're scared of them
We both like chicken
We both got weapons
Jews got Jewish guilt, blacks got handguns
Manischewitz got you actin' a meshugana
?
Jew boy
Posted, outside, spinning your dradel
Sippin' on some grape juice
Rocking that Jew gold
The world just don't understand you
They try to kill all of you
But no one can sue ya'll
Too bad, 'cause you got, all the money
Eh, looks like we 'bout at the end of the song over here
This song wasn't too bad
Eh, I've heard better
But look , you tried your best
It's OK
?
You know how much my bar mitzvah
Who sang this song in the first place?
Chase?
J-A-Y-S, am I right?
Chase, am I sayin' it right?
He's a good rapper
He likes college, that's good
?

 

[fox69]

"Jews & Faggots"

"Jews & Faggots"


If you leave your car
In Detroit for a minute it's gone
But it's alright
The city is great
They'll get it one day
They just need some gays

(Let's give Detroit a make-over!)

You know Mexico
Is a piece of shit
Where nobody knows
How to speak English
Do they all come here
But they need some queers
And some Jews to go there

(Crunching numbers take it over here we go now)

Haiti looking like a turd bowl
Shake it up and make it good

They need some Jews and faggots
Get them some Jews and faggots
They want some Jews and faggots

Pennsylvania has no Jews
Netherland's a homeless dump

They need some Jews and faggots
So they can do their taxes
They want some Jews and faggots

You know Africa
Can be fixed
It's full of retards
Throwing sticks
And they all have aids
So they leave out the gays
But Jews would be great

(I brought some bagels, who's hungry?)

In Libya
They fighting
And in Syria
They rioting
The whole middle east
Is like N*** please
And over in Greece
They're like... I don't know
What is their fucking problem?

Manhattan has enough gay homos
Hollywood has tons of dough
They got some Jews and faggots
Like that one dude, Bob Saget
Yes he's a Jew and a faggot

Harlem's even wore tan Compton
Atlanta's even worse than them
They want some Jews and faggots
No I said Jews not black kids
Jews and faggots

El Salvador
Is a piece of crap
Help them all
They need some Jews and fags
Like faggot Seacrest
And Jewbag Biebitch
This video needs cleavage

Puerto Rico
Is full of crime
Fix it up
One gay Jew at a time
And if I ever see a bitch
Trying to take some free s***s
I'm going to rape and skeet quick

(Yeah! Yeah! [*Splick*])

The I run fucking fast

Send the gays to fix up Cleveland
I sort of just don't want them here
They need some Jews and faggots
Get them some Jews and faggots
They want some Jews and faggots

Vatican has no gays or Jews
They got tons of young gay boys
They want some Jews and faggots
Get them some Jews and faggots
They got some Jews and faggots

 

[fox69]

"Jihad Me @ Hello"
(parody of "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga)

"Jihad Me @ Hello"
(parody of "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga)



I like to blow myself up into small pieces (hey)
Sometimes I'm too busy, so I strap bombs on my kids (I love you)
I like to kill Jewish people, a Sunni would be fun
And that's why I'm hooked up with dynamite in Turkistan

Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's my Jihad,
I do for my God
Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And you've never seen a club, until this one blows up (poof)

My Jihad,
Yeah Jihad,
Me at hello,
Now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up,
Give the boxcutter to me,
While I flow this plane,
Into someone's fucking office!

I blow, blow, blow this place,
I blow up this place
J-J-Jihad
I blow, blow, blow this place,
I blow up this place
J-J-Jihad

I like to blow myself up in the crowded street (hey)
I'm angry 'cause I was circumcised at thirteen (aah)

Mustn't forget to strap my baby, with a gun (waah)
I'm gonna get that Arab money, when I'm in Heaven (cha-ching)

Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's my Jihad,
I do for my God
Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause I'm the bomb
No, really, I'm the bomb!

Yeah Jihad,
Yeah Jihad,
Me at hello,
Now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up,
Give the boxcutter to me,
While I flow this plane,
Into someone's fucking office!

I blow, blow, blow this place,
I blow up this place
J-J-Jihad
I blow, blow, blow this place
I blow up this place
J-J-Jihad

(derka derka)

I would like to blow myself up,
In the presence of civilians
Then I'll have a pile of gold and,
Then I can rape 72 virgins

I strap my children with a bomb,
They can't get off it
Then I tell them, "See those people,
They will give you some chocolate!"

Yeah, Jihad
Yeah, Jihad
Me at hello,
Now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up
Give the boxcutter to me
While I flow this plane,
Into someone's fucking office!

Yeah, Jihad
Yeah, Jihad
Me at hello,
Now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up
Give the boxcutter to me
While I flow this plane,
Into someone's fucking office!

J-J-Jihad!
J-J-Jihad!
J-J-Jihad!
J-J-Jihad!
J-J-Jihad!