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"I Love Michelle"

"I Love Michelle"


I don't do a whole lot
I like to sit back and smoke pot
Do I like being President?
No
It counts as having a job
Now I can't get welfare
How the hell did I get myself here?
Just a couple more years until my unemployment check clears.
Yeah
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
Guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I can bomb anyone I want at anytime
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
Ya know what's crazy
I never thought I would meet my kids, let alone raise them
Congress must get my child support checks
I'm not the one that pays them
I could steal a car, drive as fast as I want, take up 2 parking spaces when I park
And I still wouldn't go behind bars
I'm the president
I could poop on the oval desk
Set a new precedent
And put the turd I laid for sale on Ebay
And get the new Beats by Dre
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
I got a drone in the sky and a gun in the street and a blunt in my mouth and I'm at KFC
I don't give a fuck about the whole Middle East
I just want Hot Sauce with whatever I eat
Yeah
These crazy ass Ayrabs ragin in them sandy nations
Please don't test my patience or else prepare for invasion
I want Middle East peace
We could all shake hands and plant some trees
Or I could bomb everyone with a smile
& we could close that file
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
Smoke some good trees
Bomb some countries
I'm brown and a Swede
I was born in Zimbabwe
Fi Fa Fo Fum
Eat my Scrotum
I got a gun
Give me your Funyuns
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
I went to war last night
I was in a fight with Michelle and she was like
Boy you a weak ass wimpy Vegan
Lucky if you bomb anyone on weekends
Who me?
Yeah you weak
The only missile you aim is when you take a leak
But I bombed Afghanistan last week
Yeah you and every other Muslim Sheik
You know what, you just too nice
We'd be safer with president Ray Rice
Michelle, I'm getting upset
What you gonna do?
Condemn me at the UN?
You never get rough, you're not able
But the option is always on the table
Nyuka, impress a girl
Fuck it
Goodbye World
 
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"I Love Minoritites"

"I Love Minoritites"


I think that every race
is a-okay
We all have something to be proud of
('cept white people)

I like very country the same,
even the ones where my own music's not allowed in
or the ones that wanna bomb us!

Women are as smart as me and you
No! No! It's true!
They could be president of this country,
I mean who cares?
There's already a black!

I love minorities
especially, people that get around in wheelchairs
That's hot!

I love everyone in the world!
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone is fuckin' like someone
And if you fell like I do,
take your hand and touch my balls,
and sing along this fuckin' song!

Black people are good at playing basketball!
Asians cook Chinee food on woks
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico!
So suck on my cock if you don't love everyone!

White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts!
They need Jews to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs!
We could all learn from everyone lots of stuff

Sex, them Europeans
do it with kids,
it's like their proud of it or something
It's legal in their countries

Canadians, at age fifteen
can legally suck off dirty old man for money
No they can't!
OK, for free
That's right!

Everyone in the world's good
because no one is better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if you feel like I do,
(Your a homo)
Take your ballsack and your bongo drum,
and sing this gay ass little song

Black people are good at stealing stereos!
They've got Jewish lawyers in court
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff
Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most

Africans like lynching homosexuals
Cubans turn dildos into boats
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes
Everyone's special in their own gay little way

Arab girls have got to be sweaty
They put to death if they show they tittie
That's baller shit,
I ain't even playin'
Lemme tell you what's the same about the
Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis
They're all fuckin' crazy!
Except the Swedish, they're just lazy,
and love the penis
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
got enough VDs to turn those dudes around them gay
And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing
and Haitians love a good earthquake
Caging a Mongol?
Russian tradition
Rape in the Congo?
As long as it's women
Taking a dump on someone else's culture and making fun of them just 'cause they're different
and making a song calling their country stupid, mixing the absurd with the true?
Don't to it
So if you hate racist humour,
get your pooper up,
and sing this fuckin' song!

Black people are good at wheelchair basketball
They got shot,
and now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone's good,
no one is better than someone

White people can show black people how to vote
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey, 'cause they're black
Helen Keller can't drive because she's a woman

Gary Coleman's gone
It was so sad,
he was so young
I mean he was like fifty-one
but it's sad.
because he looked like he was nine years old
Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka?
His wife did it!

I love minorities
 
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"I Say Herro"
(parody of "No" by Meghan Trainor)

"I Say Herro"
(parody of "No" by Meghan Trainor)



I come, I from, Tok-Tokyo.

I say he-rro.
I make je-llo,
Sleep on pi-low,
You need eggroll, I bring eggroll
You eat eggroll,
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I say he-rro,
Drive cama-ro,
I drive real, slow
You need eggroll, I bring eggroll, you eat eggroll,
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

What can I say about myself,
Not a lot if it has letter L,
I go to store in a big mall,
Buy a belt, blanket, and some shorts.

When I on phone, I make a call
I'm not sure why you hang up for,
Konichiwa, where you go?
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

Hi hello plz listen now, I want vacation to China,
no Hong Kong not good enough they are not the same thing!

I say he-rro,
I play Ha-lo,
I have a dil-do
You need eggroll, I bring eggroll, you eat eggroll.
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I say he-rro,
I snort some blow,
I smoke the dro
You need eggroll, I bring eggroll, you eat eggroll!!
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I spill ranch,
On-a my pants,
It happen every time I eat Chinese,
It was good brand
Very expensive,
I get new pants eventually.

Where do I go,
To clean my clothes?!
Oh I know, I'll do Dry Cleaning.
LOL, hahaha, I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

Talking Asian is not hard,
Take your L, replace with R,
Judo kick, eat with chopstick, and say Ching Chong all day!

I say he-rro,
I nice fe-llow,
I real me-llow,
Let's be political
Bernie's a little good
Hillary's into girls
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I'm Asian bro
I like Skid Row
I drummer in Hole
You need eggroll, I bring Salmon Skinroll, you eat Salmon Skinroll
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I touch your balls [x6]
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I like Lunchhables
I like to go to Mexico
Leave my young girl with Doc Huxtable
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

Hello ladies
Hi what's up
Will you pay me
For a fuck?

Cosby is so innocent
I'll drink anything
He makes me

I say he-rro
Eat vegetable
It make you grow
It make knee grow
I am negro
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I say he-rro
I live in home
I found on Zillow
It big bungalow
big bungalow
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.

I touch your balls [x6]
I come I from Tok-Tokyo.
 
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"I Wanna Blow Up China"
(parody of "Right Now" by Akon)

"I Wanna Blow Up China"
(parody of "Right Now" by Akon)



Remix!
Rucka Rucka Ali
Oh yeah, very nice!
Pinegrove Records
oh, oh, yeah, I like this
Serchlite Music, number one is USA
Confucius say...
It's been so long,
Since China first became a place
They are so strong,
soon they will enslave the Fillipino race
I'm Viet Kong (Kong)
And I can hear my people cry
I know a thing or two,
about kung fu,
so kiss your ass good bye!
I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na
I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na
When I go,
to get my steak fried rice for two,
and it's cold,
and it makes me mad,
'cause I paid five, ninety-two
Plus tax
And you know,
The Dalai Lama
is my friend
He lives in Detroit,
and we boys,
and we would like to free Tibet
I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na
I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na
Ninja please,
Everybody in the house,
smokes tree
I'm Viet Kong,
Do I look Chinee?
China never pay their Blockbuster fees
Ninja please,
everybody in the house,
smokes tree
I'm Viet Kong,
Do i look Chinee?
China never pay their Blockbuster fees
I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na
I wanna blow up China-na-na
They have sidways vagina-na-na
I really don't like China-na-na
We need to blow up China-na-na
 
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"I Wanna Rape"

"I Wanna Rape"


I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape
girls in the city park
at the titty bar
driving a shitty car
I wanna rape
Eva Longoria, so hard...
I wanna rape
Girls at the KFC
givin' chicken to me
with extra skin and cheese
I wanna rape
the crazy Octomom eight times...
Jessica Simpson, Demi Lovato
Janet Jackson, her monkey Bubbles
Mila Kunis, Keira Knightley
Miley Cyrus
And, Alicia Keys
Meg on Family Guy
And all the Real Housewives
The whole Party Of Five
'cept the parents, cuz they died...
I wanna rape
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Halle Berry
Katy Perry
I wanna rape
Kate and Penelope Cruise (Cruz)
I wanna rape
Erin on CNN
Greta Van Susteren
and that one lesbian
and also rape
That hot Republican on The View (who knows her name?)
Selena Gomez
Lindsay Lohan
Eva Mendes
All the Teen Moms
Julianne Hough
Kate Middleton
Julianne Moore
And...
MARGE SIMPSON!
All the Kardashians (Except for Khloe)
Scarlett Johansson
and Wendy Willians
(and everyone thats on)
Dancing With The Stars
I wanna rape
Jessica Alba, Cher and Madonna
(I wanna rape)
Anna Kournikova...
I wanna rape
Paris and Nicky, JWoww and Snooki
I wanna rape
Holly Madison
I wanna rape...
Natalie Portman (Uma Thurman)
The Queen of England
And the 3 boob girl on Total Recall
Old one and new one...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
 
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"I'm Afraid"
(parody of "Take It Off" by Ke$ha)

"I'm Afraid"
(parody of "Take It Off" by Ke$ha)



I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns,
They're like "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white!

When the night comes,
They come outside
You might hit one with our car,
And yell
"Twenty points!"

They might rob your ass,
They might pop your ass
It all depends on if,
Your white or black

I'll be leaving a baseball game,
Might stop at the ATM
Someone says, "Excuse me sir, but can a cracker spare some change?"
And I pretend that I don't hear him
He says, "Please don't walk away! I need cash to buy some books and pencils"
I don't give a FUCK!

I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns
They're like, "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white
(I stay at home)
With my wife
(And kid and dog)
And I might drive by the hood,
And wave Hi to black people

I'm afraid to go,
See a game of basketball
It's a real dark sport,
And I don't mean on the court
I'm white
(I stay at home)
And I might
(watch basketball)
On my
(television)
But then my fuckin' dog would bark

And there was a time,
I wasn't scared of them,
Back then,I'd even,
Watch the Cosby Show
But then in an episode,
Theo stole his dad's car
I got scared and built a fence,
Around my back yard

I'll be sipping some light beer
I'll catch an episode of Scrubs
Maybe speaking with my kids,
Picking Jesus over drugs
And on the TV someone says,
"Send us money, we have AIDS"
Well I have AIDS,
And I don't give a,
I don't give a,
I don't give a FUCK!

I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns,
They're like "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white!
I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns
They're like, "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white
(I stay at home)
With my wife
(And kid and dog)
And I might drive by the hood,
And wave Hi to black people

I'm afraid to go,
See a game of basketball
It's a real dark sport,
And I don't mean on the court
I'm white
(I stay at home)
And I might
(watch basketball)
On my
(television)
But then my fuckin' dog would bark

Oh, no!
Someone stole,
All our stuff
(It was prolly black people!)

Oh, no!
Detroit, lost!
All we have is basketball!

Right now?
I stay at home!
Tomorrow?
I stay at home!
All my life?
I stay at home,
With my Bible!
Hanukkah?
I stay at home!
Ramadan?
I stay at home!
The white house,?
Can't go there

I'm afraid of black people!

I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns
They're like, "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white
(I stay at home)
With my wife
(And kid and dog)
And I might drive by the hood,
And wave Hi to black people

I'm afraid to go,
See a game of basketball
It's a real dark sport,
And I don't mean on the court
I'm white
(I stay at home)
And I might
(watch basketball)
On my
(television)
But then my fuckin' dog would bark
 
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"I'm Afraid (Of Black People)"

"I'm Afraid (Of Black People)"


I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns,
They're like "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white!
When the night comes,
They come outside
You might hit one with our car,
And yell
"Twenty points!"
They might rob your ass,
They might pop your ass
It all depends on if,
Your white or black
I'll be leaving a baseball game,
Might stop at the ATM
Someone says, "Excuse me sir, but can a cracker spare some change?"
And I pretend that I don't hear him
He says, "Please don't walk away! I need cash to buy some books and pencils"
I don't give a FUCK!
I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns
They're like, "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white
(I stay at home)
With my wife
(And kid and dog)
And I might drive by the hood,
And wave Hi to black people
I'm afraid to go,
See a game of basketball
It's a real dark sport,
And I don't mean on the court
I'm white
(I stay at home)
And I might
(watch basketball)
On my
(television)
But then my fuckin' dog would bark
And there was a time,
I wasn't scared of them,
Back then,I'd even,
Watch the Cosby Show
But then in an episode,
Theo stole his dad's car
I got scared and built a fence,
Around my back yard
I'll be sipping some light beer
I'll catch an episode of Scrubs
Maybe speaking with my kids,
Picking Jesus over drugs
And on the TV someone says,
"Send us money, we have AIDS"
Well I have AIDS,
And I don't give a,
I don't give a,
I don't give a FUCK!
I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns,
They're like "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white!
I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns
They're like, "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white
(I stay at home)
With my wife
(And kid and dog)
And I might drive by the hood,
And wave Hi to black people
I'm afraid to go,
See a game of basketball
It's a real dark sport,
And I don't mean on the court
I'm white
(I stay at home)
And I might
(watch basketball)
On my
(television)
But then my fuckin' dog would bark
Oh, no!
Someone stole,
All our stuff
(It was prolly black people!)
Oh, no!
Detroit, lost!
All we have is basketball!
Right now?
I stay at home!
Tomorrow?
I stay at home!
All my life?
I stay at home,
With my Bible!
Hanukkah?
I stay at home!
Ramadan?
I stay at home!
The white house,?
Can't go there
I'm afraid of black people!
I'm afraid downtown,
'cause some people there are brown
And they all have guns
They're like, "Nigga, give me money!"
I'm white
(I stay at home)
With my wife
(And kid and dog)
And I might drive by the hood,
And wave Hi to black people
I'm afraid to go,
See a game of basketball
It's a real dark sport,
And I don't mean on the court
I'm white
(I stay at home)
And I might
(watch basketball)
On my
(television)
But then my fuckin' dog would bark
 
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"I'm Chinee"

"I'm Chinee"


(I'm a Korean)
Oh, hello, it's me, DJ Not Nice!
In China we
cannot be
Dykes or Taiwanese
Somebody gave to me HIV
Wanna see?

I might be Japanese
I don't know my family
I'm Chinee
Get this price tag off of me

In China we
have TV finally
I can see show called Simpson family
Why they yellow?
That make fun of Chinee!
Sing the song, Rucka Rucka Ali!

Imma drop atom bombs on you white devils.
China take over America in twenty-twelve. (HA!)
China is, very big, whatcha gonna do
We got two billion Chinamen and not one Jew (uh-uh!)

China make you kill, all your female kids,
cause we have too many chicks
and China has not enough tampon!
China be so very sad...
Because we don't have any friends!

In China we crap in our beds!
Because we cant buy a mattress
We missed 2005 and six. (I was high!)
I was high on cocaine.
China has very small wang (very small)
OK!

China drink on Kool-Aid!
Economy of dirty underage sex slaves
We get murdered, if we don't like China president
That's a restaurant in Detroit, they shoot everyone!

In China, we probably gonna bomb Germany
Come on please, somebody, how come we cannot be
Rich, we ain't got shit, and we live in a dirty ditch, with some animals
Pass the fuckin' butter please!
I've got soy sauce
Now I need some dog meat
I can eat what I want
Don't make fun of me!

I could meet Rucka Ruck,
I heard he lives in the street
Why can't we go to America!?

I'll get me a bus pass, and we could roll
We'll open up a wonton drycleaning store
I could also coach wheelchair basketball
How come we Chinee are like five feet tall?

I could sell cereal,
while stealing stereos
Bury your terrier
he's an AIDS carrier
we could make a show with Morgan Freeman
We call it "Everybody Gets Shot By Raymond!"

Somebody messed up the song, now it just got racist
Black people been through enough
(40 cases!)
Why can't we all just send all white people to Africa
'cause China people are taking over America

Let's go!
I'm the boss!
I can tell you where to go!
Get the bros on the bus,
and send 'em down the road (Peace!)
We can go Vegan, but we gotta eat dog
We'll beat him up, cause adrenaline tastes good

I could read stuff like books
'Cause I made something of my life
I tried to get by on looks,
but it looks I'm closing my eyes

All you punk-ass, bitch ass ninjas
Suck my dick, cause you ain't shit
'cause I come here from Indo-China,
China has sideways vagina!

China be the best at baseball! (YUP!)
Filipinos have little butt holes!
I'm China Number One guy, (Because)
I have one dollar fifty-five (Nigga)

I must listen to em-per-or, because he has bad tem-per-er.
I'm not some kind of gambler
Australia has kangaroo!

I'm Chinee
Why can't we
All just be
friends with me?
I give you the good rice
In China, we eat Chinee food (I like that)

I'm Chinee
Why not me
play Ghandi in movie
I could break up a hood fight
I tell Crips and Bloods to be cool

I'm Chinee
I know which, ninja killed, Kennedy
I'm one of the good guys
I teach the secret service ninja moves

I'm Chinee
I'm not even in Ninja Kid 3
They hired some girl that time
I mean Karate Kid Three
No, Four!

I'm Chinee
It's gay
How my videos get deleted
But the Ruckas Nuckas load them videos up, and tell everybody at school

I'm Chinee
So call me
to MC
your party

Weddings, or Bar Mitzvahs
I even do funerals
Lets go!

Everybody!
Touch somebody!
Don't be scared of them pressing charges!
Put some Saki in your coffee
Tell your mother to get off me
Ninja Turtle was good movie
I remember when I saw it
And the second one was better
And the third one was whatever
And I like the Power Rangers
Billy, Jason, and the black guy
They had to save the world,
from the lady who looked like Kim Jong Il
Where were the Power Rangers on the day of 9/11?
I thought they could have stopped it
I guess they were busy fighting putties

I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
I'm Chinee
Now buy me on iTunes, bitch!
 
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"I'm In The Illuminati"
(parody of "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran)

"I'm In The Illuminati"
(parody of "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran)



From Stegosaurus Age, there was a Club that controlled us in our souls
They keep us in line tell us to do all the time and they hold us by our balls
And over thousands of millennia passing, they put us through different events yeah
Gave us cancer, and 9/11, and the plague and then fucked us in the ass
Now the whole wide world is run by homo frogs that are controlled by forces far beyond me
God is now part of the league under Muhammad Ali
And we're all toys children of the mods
Carefully chose to toy with nominally
Wanna know why it all be? Just follow the oil money

And it's run by a race of Jews and the Lizards control them too
And it's run by some black dude
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
I'm in charge of the Club now too and my dick is inside some dudes
I control all your thoughts and all your moves
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
Everything that you believe is probably not true
I'm in love with some gay black dude

First step of joining the New World Order as you find out your first day
Commit a blood sacrifice and perform two acts of which the nature of which is gay
Then you go up in the tower where the man in high castle bends you over for him to rape
Come to think of it, actually, I blew twenty guys and my membership card is late
Now I'm thinking like do you know who I call up for information on Illuminati
Someone there could explain me how world domination plans tie into boy's
Cocks stuck up my butt, now I'm in bed rest hurts my butt when I pee
Now I'm all outta moneys, gave all of it to the Chineese

The World is run by an Asian dude
Who transforms to a gay Tom Cruise and that's controlled by the same black dude
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
And these guys that are in my room represent New World Order too
And they say when they're inside of my poop chute
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati, I'm in the Illuminati
Everything that I believe is coming now true
I'm in love with the shape of dudes

The forces of Hades pulls us, controlled by a ancient culture
Killed all of the Haitis and the Jews of the Mercedes troll-off
Was told I could pay to join up, all they did was rape my cornhole
I called to complain, was told that "All sales are final, don't call back!"

And it's run by a pack of coons, and they pull us with magnets too
The Kabal where our ass is lubed
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
Black guys always send my nudes and now my butt hole smells like dudes
And Yo Gotti says soon as he jizzes
I'm in the Illuminati

Come on Gotti, baby, come on
Come on on me, baby, come on
Come on Gotti, rape me, come on
Come on Gotti, baby, come on
Come on Gotti, baby, come on
Come on Bobby, baby, come on
I'm in the Illuminati...
Everything that I believe I was told by black dudes.. that are up in my anus too!
 
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06.07.2010
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"I'm Not Racist"

"I'm Not Racist"


First off girls are bitches.
I´m starting this song with
burning some bridges.
I don´t give a shit
if I never get rich
cause gays that rape kids
run shop business.
Catholics batshit crazy old fascists.
I see them guard more pedophiles
than hassidim in Reseda
and PETAs are cracked out asshole eaters
protecting animals
with their penis
believe this
each dude in congress
sleeps with each bitch
laughin at people that eat shit.
And the president won´t let us
in the level of his bedroom.
He sits and takes
orders from the Devil

I´m not racist
I hate everyone
We´re all the same thing
everyone´s a monkey yo.
I´m not racist
I love everyone
we´re all amazing
one love!

Mexicans,
can´t help but to
get a bit upset with them
send them back
they just come
jump the fuckin´ fence again
let us in
we´ll cut your grass
half price
we pick lettuce
real nice
like Asians
with the rice.
Look at the whites
afraid of their own shadow
cause it´s black
white trash smoking meth
instead of crack
when did blacks
get whack?
it started with Simmons
in the yoga pants
now rappers dress
like women
the food at Ayreb restaurants
is great, but your money gets sent
to some towel head of state
but the food is
too good to pass up
it´s true the worse of culture treats women
the better the food.

I´m not racist
I hate everyone
We´re all the same thing
everyone´s a monkey yo.
I´m not racist
I love everyone
we´re all amazing
one love!

For today all.
 
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