Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"Hitler's Suicide Note"

"Hitler's Suicide Note"


Everyone at my school called me a fag
At home I was lied to blowing my dad
So now I would like to, kill all of the jews
I just saw my gas bill and I want to die
But before I go, I will tell you good bye
I will be back someday in the form of Tom Cruise

In another life
I will take the world
I will make it wonderbar for all the white people
If your not a white
I will make you slave
Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on ur face
I know it sounds gay

I could have lived my life in a better way
I could have been nicer to gypsies and gays
People in the wheelchairs I never should have raped
I know this now
Why did I put numbers tattoos on jews
However could I know that 3rd reich would lose
Now that numbers for how much the jews will sue

But in another life
I will gas them all
I will gas the jews that sell the jewelry at the mall
In another life
I will make it great
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way
He'll show you all the way

I want
To take over the world
Kill all the gays
It would be very great

If I could only change 1 thing in life it'd be
I'd go and put a gas chamber in Italy
I could have killed grandparents of Pauly D
But now, but now it's much too late

But in another life
I will take the world
I will make it wonderbar for all the white people
If your not a white
I will make you slave
Turn you to soap and wash my schwanzstucker on ur face
I know it sounds gay

I want
To take over the world
Kill all the gays

In another life
I will make it great
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way
Justin Bieber is gay

 

[fox69]

"Homeless"
(feat. Ed Words)
(parody of "Live Your Life" by T.I.)

"Homeless"
(feat. Ed Words)
(parody of "Live Your Life" by T.I.)



REMIX!
Rucka Rucka Ali
Ed Words!
102.7 Detroit!
Pinegrove Records!
This one goes out to the (real) Americans!

I live in the street
I live in a box
I got me some keys
But don't got a door!
I eat Mickey D's
Right off of the floor
Outside of the store
In the parking lot
[x2]

So if you're white (Throw!)
Some change....
Because you're balling like bigshots
So if you're white (Throw!)
Some change....
Because I live in a bus stop
[x2]

I'm covered in lice
In lice
In lice
In lice

I live with my lice
My lice
My lice
My lice

Never mind cicada babies crawling on my face, I hate it (?)
8 or 9 or 10 I ate a couple on a plate today
Safe to say I blazed away my savings, I'm amazed, but hey
Throw me up some tonic and a drop of orange Gatorade
Baby I can take some baking soda and some cane and make a
Shake-and bake and take it to my lady for a little date
Book a (??) and pay in rocks and look us up what day it's 'bout to
Rain and maybe we can raid the basement of a baby's place
Living day to day is great, greater than some grated bacon
scraped up off the ground that's been around like since like '88
Ate a couple steaks today, scraped them off the road cuz they were
stuck inside the body of a dog that met its maker
They can take away my Lakers tickets, cuz they fake
But they can never take away my God forsaken salt and pepper shakers!
Let me get some change, you crackers gon' get paid
Sit around and talk about how the office should get AIDS(?)

I live in the street
I live in a box
I got me some keys
But don't got a door!
I eat Mickey D's
Right off of the floor
Outside of the store
In the parking lot

So if you're white (Throw!)
Some change....
Because you're balling like bigshots
So if you're white (Throw!)
Some change....
Because I live in a bus stop
[x2]
I live with my lice

Heads up, you better duck, swinging fists like I don't give a fuck
cuz I'm drunk, brown-baggin' is very necessary
So hairy people think I'm scary, sleeping in the cemetery
Cold as FUCK, cuz the shelter gave Ruck the last bunk
So I'm stuck eating garbage out the damn truck
ally cat for a snack seven days a week
Only gold plaque I got is on my teeth, buyin crack, cuz it's cheap
Hold the record for nastiest feet
Stuck up Mickey D's for a double cheese with a fake piece
Tried to be Bruce Lee n got a ride home from the police
real drunk, humpin' tree stumps to get a nut, and yea I got
Herpes, so what, lemme get a cigarette, cuz.
aint had a shower in 12 weeks, and that's late
I've been sleeping on 15 Mile and Orchard Lake
Girls be like "Words, you smell bad" I'm like
"BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!"
You know, I'm a soulja, drink a case of King Cobra
Might weeble and wobble, but won't fall down
Looking shitty like Detroit City from 6 Mile down
Reverse paparazzi, I watch the watchers watch me
Cuz I jump over shells like Mario and Luigi
BIATCH!

I live in the street
I live in a box
I got me some keys
But don't got a door!
I eat Mickey D's
Right off of the floor
Outside of the store
In the parking lot

So if you're white (Throw!)
Some change....
Because you're balling like bigshots
So if you're white (Throw!)
Some change....
Because I live in a bus stop

I'm covered in lice
In lice
In lice
In lice

I live with my lice
My lice
My lice
My lice

 

[fox69]

"I Can Do Whatever, I'm White"

"I Can Do Whatever, I'm White"


Wait a minute,
ha ha!
I'm white!
Ha ha ha

I can do whatever, I'm white
Yeah, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeeah

When I'm in Detroit,
I run red lights
The cops don't mind
Inside, They say, "You can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I Can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes,
I dress real whack
Bright white pants,
and a fanny pack,
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

Anything I want
I could buy a couple stocks
And I sit outside,
and I drink some red wine

And the cops drive by,
and they shout "Hell yeah!",
'cause you know that the cops don't care, yeah

I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbees alright, but it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever,
and listen to Reba
and I could be a stay-at-home dad
Yeeeah

When I'm in Detroit,
I run red lights
The cops don't mind,
Inside they say "You can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes
I dress real whack
Bright white pants and a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

Any time I want, man
I could go golfin'
I could go joggin'
Ride on my moped
right out to the lakefront
In my Dodge-Neon
Do me some fishin',and some jet-skiin'

Grab me my keys,
and head out to the skate rink
Got my rollerblades,
and my camcorder taping
I could wear my shorts up above my knees,
And I always pay my Blockbuster fees
Yeeeeah

I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbees alright, but it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever,
and listen to Reba
and I could be a stay-at-home dad
Yeeeah

When I'm in Detroit,
I run red lights
The cops don't mind
Inside, They say, "You can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I Can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes,
I dress real whack
Bright white pants,
and a fanny pack,
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

Remix!
Rucka Rucka Ali!
Hot 102.7 Detroit.com
Pinegrove Records, represents, yo
I'm white!

 

[fox69]

"I Don't Like Old People"

"I Don't Like Old People"


Wanna know what makes Me mad?
People older than seventy
They're always like

"ehhh...back in my day,
the year was 1903"

They say they know everything
but they can't do shit without your help

"You kids with your sort-sleeve shirts...
eh...I just crapped myself..."

Old ass grandpas all sit outside
"Ahh"
And bitch about how shit used
to cost a dime.
"It cost...uh..."

They run us over,
Why can't they drive?

"Well, back in my day,
Negroes gave us piggy-back
rides"

I just don't like old people
'cause they want everyone to
wipe their butts

"Wait there's more!"

Old people are fucking dumb
They always want to you tell about
the war

"Back in the war, uphill both ways"

Old people won't never be quiet
Well, I guess they will when they die
Because they got Alzheimers and
cancer.

"Well, at least I don't have alzheimers"

They drive those high-tech scooters
and they can't work cell-phones
or computers

We gotta stand in line all day
at the self-checkout
because they think its magic

Old ass white boys
think that they're smart

"huhhhh...I invented the wheel...and fire......and farts"

They're all good Christians...

"'Cause I knew Christ"

They need him now, because...

"I'm deaf and blind"

Old people, get off the road!
Why don't y'all
ever flush the toilet bowl

"ehhh...how do I work this thing?"

And the Pope is as old as dirt
and he lets people
touch young little boys

"ehhh...guess who's got some candy?"

I dont like old geezers, they think that...

"Russian people did that 9/11 day..."

They spend their life on the porch smoking their pipe,
and calling everyone else lazyyyyy

You wanna know why I really hate them?
Because their gonna die soon, so I get attached, ya know?
Let's take Grandpa out on the boat one last time and drop him off
to swim off peacefully into the night
Here you go, Gramps.
Ah, Grandpa sure did love the ocean.
That's the way he would've wanted it.
Ya know? I can still hear his voice...
I sure am gonna miss that old faggot!

Fuck them old people (cause they all)
take a dump in their diapers

"there's my raisin bran!"

Old people like apple-sauce
and they all
call coca-cola, soda pop

"eh...don't drink too much soda pop"

Old people belong in a
old age home
They're too old to live with u

"But I built this house!"

Old people are dumb as fuck
All their teeth fall out
when they chew apples

"where they go?"

"Eh...what's with all these sports you play these days?
Ski...that's a sport
If not for the hill, they'd be standing still there
Uhh...
All these channels you have on your television
Back in my day, the radio had two channels
On---and off.

 

[fox69]

"I Don't Like White People"

"I Don't Like White People"


[Speech on TV:]
We are going to exterminate white people
Because that, in my estimation, is the only conclusion I have come to
We have to exterminate white people off of the face of the planet;
To solve this problem (Applause)

[Hook:]
Ohhh (Heeeey!)
I just don't like white people (People)
The Bible says they're evil (Evil)
If honkeys wanna go, let's get it on (Let's get it on)
Ohhhh (Heeeey!)
They be always jockin at the mall (The mall)
Sippin mochachinos ('Chinos)
Can't we all get along?
Hell no

[Verse 1:]
Have you ever wondered why white men can't jump?
They too busy drivin around on mopeds, gopeds
Drivin a damn Ford Focus
Sittin in the crib with they kids playin Go-Fish
Gold fish and golden retrievers
I can't believe these idiots still wear Reeboks
Reba gets these retards off
We should keep them locked up with some coffee
They love (coffee)
It's always (coffee)
They watch Oprah Winfrey often
They all Mormans
They all call up Dr. Laura and ask her stuff
They play golf with sun-tan lotion
And they all got they shirts tucked in
They all wear suspenders and they got bow-ties under they chin
They can not dress
They always stress
"I need my pills cause I'm depressed"
White girls always have fake breasts
Like they feedin saline to they kids
They drive hybrids, they listen to Kiss
They get they movies from Netflix
They all so rich, I say we jack 'em
They got no rhythm, but they square dance
Maybe crackers wouldn't suck at sports
Spend less time at the Starbucks
With the quarts of coffee, private plays
And gettin gay with the Facebook page
I don't like white people, on the real
Whites been gay, that way for years
Watch how we find out where they live
And bust through a window into they cribs

[Hook:]
Ohhh (Heeeey!)
I just don't like white people (People)
The Bible says they're evil (Evil)
If honkeys wanna go, let's get it on (Let's get it on)
Ohhhh (Heeeey!)
They be always jockin at the mall (The mall)
Sippin mochachinos ('Chinos)
Can't we all get along?
Hell no

[Verse 2:]
Jesus; Black!
Ronald Reagan; sold crack!
Did we pay him? Fuck that!
That nigga got jacked!
Get the facts instead of askin crackers for answers
Put some pads on and get a bus pass!
We the ones that be always harrassin
They the ones we should all be blastin
Up in Aspen, in a mansion
Can't dance cause they got no fashion
And these ass holes at the back row
They all so white we could call them Casper
I come back for them bastard crackers
Hey Barack, can we blow up Alaska?
Can we roll up to the Nascar
With the ass on the lassos and cash all them assholes

Let me talk in a way that you crackers can understand!

Hello there, I wear blue-jean pants
I own three dogs and thirteen cats
I keep my children away from rap
I get all my clothes at The Gap
I've lived in a condo most my life
Every now and then, I beat my wife
Her name's Linda, my name is Todd
Have you seen my fishing rod?

[Hook:]
Ohhh (Heeeey!)
I just don't like white people (People)
The Bible says they're evil (Evil)
If honkeys wanna go, let's get it on (Let's get it on)
Ohhhh (Heeeey!)
They be always jockin at the mall (The mall)
Sippin mochachinos ('Chinos)
Can't we all get along?
Hell no

[Outro: white guy talking]
Ohhh, hello
W-w-what are you doing here?
You guys making a hippity hop song?
Cool, very cool
My children love that shit
You know, I love hippity hop
Can I get on this song?
I've always wanted to get on a hippity hop song
But my wife, my wife
She-she's afraid of black people
It's not that they're black
It's just the color of their skin that scares her
You know, it's like my father always used to say
"Don't hate the cracker, hate the race" [Lights get clapped off]
Guys? Why are the lights off?
I can't see you... cause you're black
[Punching sounds]
Oww, ohh my head
Do I taste blood?
That really stings, I've never been stabbed before
W-w-what's that? Is that a... ?
[Gun gets cocked]
Oh yeah, it definately is

 

[fox69]

"I H8 Nickel Back"
(parody of " Beg for It" by Iggy Azalea)

"I H8 Nickel Back"
(parody of " Beg for It" by Iggy Azalea)



I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback
Oh yeah
I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback

They showed up
Sometime around 9/11
I'm not sure
But I think Al-Qaeda sent 'em
They the worst thing
Ever happened in music
At least Kurt never had to listen to 'em
Look
They're Canadian
What else can you say to them?
They spread gay radiance
And gave us all AIDS again
Play the song backwards
And you hear the devil laugh
Even worse
Play it forward and you hear Nickelback
Why did we let them start singin'
Now they're not leavin'
Make it stop Jesus
Hitler likes Nickelback
They're his favourite band
Canada please will you take 'em bitches back?

I love Jesus Christ
And I love America
I love my redneck fans

I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback

I ride my eagle
Over to Bennigans
And hang out with my friends

I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback
Oh yeah

Pussy music
How the fuck do you do it?
Cowboy boots and a butt cut
Lookin' stupid
They never made it as a band
Tryna write music
Now how the the hell d'we wind up with these douches?
They're real cool among tribal tattoo faggots
Mom listened to em'
Driving you to soccer practice
Mom rock
Cool moms love a good rock band
Like this soft, shitty version of Pearl Jam
Why is Nickelback even in the rock section?
Can we get these retards a guitar lesson? (c'mon!)
Osama loves Nickelback
Canada, fuck you
Sending us fags

I blowed some guys
To get a record deal
For me and my whole band

I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback

I blow more people
By nine or ten am
Then most guys do all day

I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback
Oh yeah

Guys named Chad are really really hot
I heard he married the queen of punk rock
Nuh uh
Yuh huh
Guys named Chad are really really hip
I bet his band gets a lot, a lot of chicks
Yuh huh
Nuh uh

And all your life, I will remember you
My one and only friend

I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback
Oh yeah

We'll ride this eagle
Down our old avenue
We'll make it to the end

I hate Nickelback
I hate Nickelback
Oh yeah

Let's go to the biker shop
I need a Harley
To ride around the block

Nickelback sucks
I hate Nickelback

Kroeger is where I buy my stuff
Hot dogs and some beer
We'll have a barbeque

Nickelback sucks
I hate Nickelback
Oh yeah

 

[fox69]

"I Have A Little Cock"

"I Have A Little Cock"


I've got the smallest cock that anyone has ever had
My cock is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand
When I fuck women with it, they never know when I begin
When I fuck women with it, they always ask "is it in?"
I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock

My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how u make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little cock

I drive a really big car to compensate for other things
I have an angry big dog, he's really loud and really mean
I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV
("U fuckin asshole Peirs Morgan!")
I don't want no black neighbors, they raise the cock size average on the street (and the crime rate)

I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock

My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled
To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled)
I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church
Hey Jesus fuckin thanks a lot (when I am at church)
When bitches see my cock it doesn't end well
They always tryin not to laugh
When bitches see my cock they always say well
That really does explain a lot

I have a little cock
They say size matters (it does not)
What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you
I'm embarrased when I'm standing in the bathroom by the pisser
With no divider in between em and I'm standing next to a black dude

Cock, a cock, a cock, I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how you make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I have a small wee wee

 

[fox69]

"I Heart Crack"

"I Heart Crack"


Speak bitch!
"Uh, hello? Is this Rucka Ali?"
Bitch, you callin' me, motherfucker!
"You got a rock?"

I smoke crack
Red, white, and crack
I crack you down with a mask on and a I got tactics
I got mad tricks
What you know about that?
I fuck every bitch on the same mattress
I'm a backstabbin' evil ass motherfuckin' crack smoking bitch, what?
I'm bringin black back in anything, but crack is whack
Can't yall match this?
All them other tracks ?

I smoke crack
Now the last thing we want to do is offend someone
I smack bitches for riches
These hoes need stitches
We flippin' switches till them bitches be doin my dishes
So light up the crack and flip up the switches
Grab a genie ? and it'll grant you three wishes!

I'm just a regular guy
'Cept I'm hittin' the sky
take the morning-after pill,
just incase i survive
But I got's to say hi
And I got's to stay fly
go by your house pull out my dick and poke your mother in the eye

'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
(Dude that's not how you spell bitch)
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
(For real that's not how you spell bitch)
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
(I'm tellin ya man that's wrong)
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
(B-I-T-C-H)

I smack you now with an axe and a sack filled with tacks ?
and a 10-gauge AK just to see if you talk back
This shit is whack, so what if i'm black?
Get off my back, so what if i smoke crack?

I'm probably goin to bell
along with Samuel L.
We Throwin babies in a fire
While we watchin them swell

Bitch shut your fuckin mouth
What you goin insane?
Pull this piece of shit over
there's some snakes on this fuckin plane

'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'

'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'

'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H' (B-I-T-C-H)
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H' (B-I-T-C-H)

'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H' (B-I-T-C-H)
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H'
'B' to the 'I' to the 'C' to the 'H' (B-I-T-C-H)

 

[fox69]

"I Know A Black Guy"
(Ne-Yo parody)

"I Know A Black Guy"
(Ne-Yo parody)



[Intro:]
I know a black guy!
No, no, no, it's true!

[Verse 1:]
Oh yeah, I know a black guy
Knowing a black guy makes me cool
But I better watch out, what I say around him
If that one word accidentally slips out, he'll probably shoot me
But, I'm so excited, I know a black guy (I know a black guy)
He loves hot sauce, must have hot sauce
He'll eat hot sauce with whatever it's on
Especially some chicken wings (Chicken wings)
He loves him some clothes, must have new clothes
He'll buy a coat for whatever it costs
And wears his pants around his kneeees

[Hook:]
He got some gold teeth
And drives a Hummer
He says "My white friend, won't you come commit a little crime?"
He says we're homies
He calls me brother
He is my black friend, felon seven times
I know a black guy

[Verse 2:]
Ohh, when he tells me about all the times his ass has been locked in jail
All you crackers better watch out, because I know a black guy
And he owns a Nextel too, cause he's gotta call his bitch
He says I gotta keep sleepin around, but I can't live without her
And he loves him Jesus, must have Jesus
That's that one dude who's dead on a cross
And his bills are paid? Nevermind
And he loves him his gun, must have his gun
He takes a gun with, wherever he goes
Cause cappin fools ain't not no crime

[Hook:]
He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble
He knocks out white kids, cause he's tryin'a do a little time
He says we're homies
He calls me brother
He is my black friend, felon seven times
I know a black guuuuy

[Verse 3:]
And if a girl is white, don't worry he'll bone it
And everything that he's got, best believe that he stole it
He gon' steal my car, ain't no doubt about it
You know, ain't never got no weed
He always askin me for weeeed

"Know what I mean man? Real talk man!-
I don't mind smokin you up once in a while-
But every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen smokin my pot!-
Man, wassup!?"

[Hook:]
He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble
He says "My white friend, won't you come commit a little crime?"
He got some gold teeth, and drives a Hummer
He is my black friend, felon seven times
I know a black guuuuyy
He fucked my motheeerrrr...

 

[fox69]

"I Know That You'll Miss Obama"
(parody of " I Know What You Did Last Summer" by Shawn Mendes)

"I Know That You'll Miss Obama"
(parody of " I Know What You Did Last Summer" by Shawn Mendes)



We know
It's been pretty fun for me
Smoking presidential tree
On the White House balcony
And on the porch (monk-keys)
Crackers always be hatin'
On the color of my skin
I'm in the Rose Garden outside
Where weed grows

I put a man on Mars
Stealed a couple cars
And legalized backhanding girls
So they know you're in charge
I shortened the workday (for me)
And smoked a blunt with Dre
And told Korean boy he's gay

I know that you'll miss Obama
Don't lie, you gon' miss the drama
We had fried chicken every night for supper
With a side of beans
I know that you'll miss Obama
I stole your brand new Hummer
I smoked with the Roots fat drummer
Yeah, that shit was sweet

I blowed up all the world
And I stole all their fucking gold
I told the whole UN
That the world's too fucking cold (or something)
I said to Hillary
She can suck on my penis ho (blow me bro)
Dancing and sniffing coke
Slapping and beating hoes

I choked
And had sex with girls I liked
Most of them were not my wife
She was teaching black kids to eat white
I played golf
And sold grape soda on the side
And gave gay people marriage rights
I love LGBTs, Mexicans, and dykes

My game is really sharp
My skin is really dark
I used to hang
And sell cocaine
Outside of Rucka Park
Got bitches on the phone
Got snitches on the drone
Got a drone, got a drone, got a drone

I know that you'll miss Obama
I killed my cousin Osama
I chilled with a sick old llama
Jail is where I've been
I know that you'll miss Obama
I blew up the disco-rama
I pray to Saddam Mohammad
Paul Abdul Wakeem

Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono is gay
Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono is gay
Blasting countries that don't
Have libraries and roads (how it goes)
Blasting countries that won't
Can't seem to find their clothes
(we're gonna need some clothes)
Haven't paid my bills lately
Haven't seen my kids lately (we're not that close)
Blazing on the daily
With some pills and Baileys (this is how I get down)
I have a few grams of coke
I share it with average folks (hit me up for coke)
I sell crack to the average Joe
I lowered the tax on dope (I lowered that shit, yo)
If you're glad to see me go
It's too bad we didn't flow (too bad we didn't flow)
If you voted against me I know
I wrote it down and keep it close
I had your votes deleted, though
So you didn't even need to vote
Dancing and sniffing coke
Slapping and beating hoes

I know that you'll miss Obama
I was born in the Bahamas
My dad never met my mama
He was Bill Cosby
I know that you'll miss Obama
Don't lie, you gon' miss the drama
I'm black and my dick is larger
Ask your bitch for me

I blowed up lots of folks
And I gave them iPads and soap
I'd like to invite all of you over
For fried meat loaf
I hope you enjoyed the great
American Dark Dark Age (get it?)
I know you'll miss the days
When I ran the United States (I'm broke)