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"Down"
(feat. DJ Not Nice & Lil Wang)

"Down"
(feat. DJ Not Nice & Lil Wang)



YouTube took my number one video down
Damn, how
Tell my why you suspend my account
Damn, why
I come on a boat from red China
Cause they won't
Give me free speech talk
I come to America and get some turntables
And play my song
Outside drycleaning stores
And everyone liking me
And they dance, so I say OK
I'll make a video for my song
Ching Chang Chong
And it was the number one in the USA
But suddenly one day the video wasn't there
And YouTube told me that they decide to
Take my hate song down
Cause people complaining
They think I hate asians
What kinda pussy can't tell im a clown
Clown, damn
YouTube take my number one song down
Damn, how
I think they still mad about Vietnam
It's not hate speech
Come on it's listed under comedy
Why you take my song away
Don't you know laughter is the best medicine
Except if you have aids
Why you take Ching Chang Chong from me
It's not nice to take it away
You take Ching Chang Chong away
If you spent some time with me
You would see that I'm OK
So let me tell you about me
My dog I Alaskan
My friend is a black man
My wife is a dyke and
I love everybody in the whole world
If you think I'm racist
Well you just can't face it
That black people just like me
More than you
Yeah
How about that
You just mad cause I have
More black friends
Than you
(Little wayne is in the house
Everybody come on)
Damn why they gotta be
Mad about some comedy
I'm thinking YouTube owes
Rucka a apology
Nailed him to a cross
With a form of cyber sodomy
We call that Severe Vaginitus
In psychology
Rucka's got it rough
He got his bullshit taken off
All you meshuganas at Youtube
Got a chopstick in your butt
What the hell's your fucking problem
Your just jockin Rucka's cock
Cause he got Weezy F Baby
On this song for free
You all dunno me, Weezy's my homie
So you all can blow me
Cause I don't care if you take my song down
You think I'm from China
But check my vagina
Cause I lied I'm really from Japan
Yeah, what's up
I don't care if you suspend my account
Fuck you
(I'm about to rock. Right Weezy?)
(Yeah hehe)
I don't care if you delete my video!)
I have so many people who will reload it in
Various places where you cannot control
I have an Army of Small Children working in the sweatshop
Every single day
Buy my song on iTune and Amazon dot com
Thank You, Come Again
 
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"Eat A Bag Of Baby Dicks, Canada"
(parody of "Day N Nite" by Kid Cudi)

"Eat A Bag Of Baby Dicks, Canada"
(parody of "Day N Nite" by Kid Cudi)



Hello
This is a public service announcement from the Government of Canada
The Canada is what happens when you put French people in the woods
Ha ha

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We'd probably beat them to the ground by 6AM, eh

Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the US, yes

In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them try to run their mouth at us one day
They'd probably be wiped off the map that very night, ni-i-i-ight

Yo it's cold
The royal police riding horses fighting crime
They funny hats and pants demand respect
Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive

I hate the queen
They ruined basketball with a Toronto team
They all statistically have smaller boobs
Gained independence from the queen in '82, 1982

Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
They're only there till they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike

Homos
Seems like we should be telling them what to do
The metric system isn't very cool
Them park rangers wanna take care of a moose, moo-oo-oo-oose

Michael J. Fox
Your shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked
Ok, I guess Back to the Future was okay
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan Adams should have,
But Bryan should have stayed in

Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time
And no one knows just who their leaders are
All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags

Canada
Is kinda cold, a bomb could be kind of nice
They ruined bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, not not not nice

Canada
Is only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
They're only there till they do something we don't like
 
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"Ebola (La La)"
(Fergie "L.A. Love" parody)

"Ebola (La La)"
(Fergie "L.A. Love" parody)



(La la la la la)
(La la la la la)
(La la la la la)
(La la la la la)
Rucka Rucka Ali

I tell you where it's from
Africa
That's from where Ebola comes
West side
It hides in the suitcase
Two days later
It lands in USA
I get it from my girlfriend
And give it to my dad
I catch it on the subway
And leave it in the cab
I eat it at Subway
Drink it at Starbucks
Ebola's everywhere
And I give no fucks

They scared
It's bad
Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
They mad
How'd this happen?
Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it

I'm sorry but I have it and you have it
Or you'll get it so forget it
Don't sweat it
Just let it be
I'm telling you Ebola's not the enemy
Listen

I have Ebo (La la la la la)
And you have Ebo (La la la la la)
And we have Ebo (La la la la la)
Everybody has Ebo (La la la la la)
Selena has Ebo (La la la la la)
Justin has Ebo (La la la la la)
Taylor has Ebo (La la la la la)
Jesus has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ebola

Every shitty little village in Africa
Has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with it bruh

Airports
Check if he's Black
He could have Ebola
So send him back
In fact keep an eye
On the Black Eyed Peas
Mostly Black and Guy
Don't worry about Peas
And the Cosbys
Could have Ebola
Also Oprah
Let's just close up Detroit
'Til this crisis is contained
Don't let the Obamas
On the plane

'Cause they black
They could have Ebola
Might as well also
Watch for Ayrabs
If they have a brown face
We'll keep 'em safe
In Guantanamo Bay

I'm sorry everybody for the drama
But we're gonna get Ebola
If we let black people in
Ebola's not a country in Africa
It's the whole continent

I have Ebo (La la la la la)
You have Ebo (La la la la la)
Obama has Ebo (La la la la la)
Kanye has Ebo (La la la la la)
Will Smith has Ebo (La la la la la)
Tupac has Ebo (La la la la la)
Steve Harvey has Ebo (La la la la la)
Magic Johnson has Ebo (La la la la la)
And AIDS

Diddy and Biggie and Jay-Z and Nas
Have Ebola
Stephanie DJ and Kimmy Gibbler
Have Ebola
Every shitty little village in Africa
Has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with the flow

You have Ebo (La la la la la)
Your mom has Ebo (La la la la la)
Your Uncle Tom has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ariana has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ben Affleck has Ebo (La la la la la)
Matt Damon has Ebo (La la la la la)
He got it from Ben Affleck (La la la la la)
The Kardashians have Ebo (La la la la la)
Ebola

I have some Ebola
We all have Ebola
We need some Ricola
And some Pepsi Cola
Tommy has Ebola
Billy has Ebola
Jason has Ebola
Trini has Ebola
Oh wait no
She died years ago
 
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"Eff Australia"
(parody of "Black And Yellow" by Wiz Khalifa)

"Eff Australia"
(parody of "Black And Yellow" by Wiz Khalifa)



Yeah, uh uh
You know what it do
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

Yeah, uh uh
You know what it do
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

Yeah, uh huh
You know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh uh
You know what it do
Stupid ass country
Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway,
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song, they're so far away
So fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

They talk like,
Hello, G'Day, mate!
I'm so much smarter than people in the United States
Let's start a party
Throw some shrimp on the barbie
Oh, poppycock! Now I must use the potty!
Have we ever told you all about how me shite country got started
To help you understand why we're all half-retarded
We got dropped off, on a boat from England
See, we're a bunch of criminals
It's in our DNA, friend!
The black people here, are Aborigines
They didn't know they're black, 'till they got a 50 Cent CD
We celebrate summertime sometime around February
We freed the Aborigines sometime around 2003

Yeah, uh huh
You know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh uh
You know what it do
Stupid ass country
Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway,
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song, they're so far away
So fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

They got a neighbor, and his name is New Zealand
Nobody cares about them
They're Canadian
They got some Indians, Aboriginals
They live in tents, with no pants on
You can see their balls

I hope, Stephen falls, into a pile of stingrays
And he could take Dundee with him, 'cause that sucker be gay
But I guess it don't matter 'bout Australia's gay shit
When it's gettin' taken over by the fuckin' Asians

Yeah, uh huh
You know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh uh
You know what it do
Stupid ass country
Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway,
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song, they're so far away
So fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

I stay as far way as I could from you
'Cause them koalas will attack
Koala bears remote-controlled by Jews
And when I'm droppin' huxtables at the pool
I got me a handfuls of Aussie conditioning shampoo
And I'm thinkin' 'bout skeetin' on Natalie Cover Kylie with goo
Nicole kidding me, sayin' that the carpet matches the drapes
And Mel Gibson dunno shit about punching fucking tricks in the taint

Yeah, uh huh
You know what it do
This racist song only shows how ignorant Americans are

Yeah, uh huh
You know what it do
Whatever, man. At least Hitler ain't from America

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway,
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song, they're so far away
So fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

Yeah, uh huh
You know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh huh
You know what it do
Ladies there shave not down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway,
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song, they're so far away
So fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
Fuck Australia
 
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"Eff Germany"

"Eff Germany"


Bitch ass nigga
I don't like anyone in the fucking world
First Canada's a piece of shit,
And then Mexico
Cuz' I don't like the damn Norwegians
I don't like Sweden
Not a fan of the dirt poor assholes
In the Middle East
For the Africans I don't have the patience
And there's too many kinds of Asians
But of all the different types of races
The (the) worst (worst) is
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Bitch ass nigga
You know that hole in the ground
We once called England
Is now called Londonistan, full of Indians
I don't like Red China
Should be dead by now
I hate the continent of Mexico,
I mean South America
Been around the world and I've seen some gay shit
Wish I could erase it
Bu the one gayest of all the places
Is (is) guess who
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Jews, always with the bagels
Blacks, they'll steal your Dreidel
Wops, they're all bunch of dagos
(yeah, ahh)
How are you?
I am Arnold, the child of Hitler
A dark black man is a Schwarzenigger
I'm from Germany, my race is chosen
We marched through the street
Dressed in lederhosen
Rubber baby, buggy bumper
I break off your arm,
Eat your torso for supper
Discard your carcass and move to the next
Like fünf, I'm living between fear and sex
I did Nazi that coming
Anne Frankly, I do not care
Let's play, who's your daddy?
And is he in jail?
Who told you, you could touch MY cookies?
Stop it!
They were baked in the oven
Like the Jews
All the boys and girls think I'm the greatest
But have some patience,
When I'm president of this filthy nation
I'll teach you to say
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany (ahhh)
Fuck Germany
Bitch ass nigga
 
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"Emo Like A Nazi"

"Emo Like A Nazi"


When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi

[Crying]

I am emo
I dress in girl's clothes
When I'm dancing at shows
I look like a four-year-old
Throwing a tantrum
Reattach my testicles

[Whimper]

I'm in The Scene
I play bass in my band
I like cutting my wrist
I weigh 91 pounds
It's OK to cry
Most emos kiss other guys
'Cause emo chicks are fat

When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi

[Crying]

You guys are mean!
I'm not gay!
Two knuckles doesn't count!
Not even!

I'm so scene (Yeah!)
I don't care what you think!
I'm better than you!
You guys are mean!

Craig Owens, don't leave please
I'm seriously
I still cry to your first CD
I wish Craig Owens would love me
But he's busy entertaining little white girls
Nobody loves me
In the whole wide world
I was emo
When you were busy watching Spice World
And everyone would laugh at me
So I fucked myself
And got HPV
But now that it's cool
To be a emo faggot
I have an advantage
I speak Spanish

I crashland on your mattress
Do a backflip into a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trashlid
My fist, yo ass
'Bout to have a blast, kid!

When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi

Do you know what it's like, bein' me?
I'm the coolest guy I know
And I have no friends!
You know how many girls I fingered in the bathroom?
Like seven!
In the butt!
My grandma said,
"Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees 'em?"
I'm da best!

When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
at least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi

Fuck you! (weeping)
 
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"Everything Is Racist"
(parody of " Everything Is Awesome" by Tegan and Sara)

"Everything Is Racist"
(parody of " Everything Is Awesome" by Tegan and Sara)



Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2017

Everything is bigger when it makes you triggered
If you find if offensive, it's micro-aggression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from the truth, from bad things
We'll be Nazi Germany

Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2018

Tres, Dos, Uno. (Ehh?)
Have you heard the truth?
I'm tryna escape it
Everything's bad, cuz everything's racist.
Shirts, Go Fish, strawberry smoothies
All the Blowfish (especially Hootie)
Everything you say is insanely racist
Every single day the racism's outrageous
You know who needs Sensitivity Training?
Every single name in the Yellow Pages
Cats, dogs, felines, bitches, Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson, chicken, chicken, (chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken...)

Every word is "nigger" when it makes you triggered
If you find it offensive, it's micro-aggression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from uncomfortable things
We'll be Fascist Italy

Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2019

Jesus Christ, hyperlinks
Birthdays at ice skating rinks
Suit & tie, expensive drinks
You know what's racist? kitchen sinks
iPhone charger
Broccoli
The old guy from Monopoly
Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex
Any form of human sex

Eggs, kegs, legs
They're racist
Cars, stars, and jars
They're racist
God, and cod
Your mom
Is racist
Everything you see or think or say is gay
And racist

I pledge allegiance to the fascist Unites States Universities
To mute all the buzzwords that make me sad
One day we'll silence them all, and liberty will be flushed down the toilet

Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2020
 
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"Fat Violent Dykes"

"Fat Violent Dykes"


There's some crazy lesbians
Full of AIDS and PMS
Bigger than hot air balloons
Tryin' to tell me what to do
All them dykes are pretty large
Sniffin' on each others farts
Carpet munching, what it do
Is this an Asian or a Jew?

Bitches all act like they know what shit's right
For you
(It's very important for our society)
Soon them dumb fat dykes will control the world
I'm screwed!
(DAMN!)

Fat violent dykes!
Always bitchin' all the time
Always wishin' they were guys
No one givin' them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always tryin' to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot
Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hatin' on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pops
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat
Bitch, am I right?

You just don't like men
(Women are smarter than men)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there when you were young...

Trying to respect a bitch
But you make me slit my wrist
I'm Black Jesus with a blunt
You're Fat Hitler with a cunt
When some bitch is president
We'll be living in a tent
Black people are like "Oh well
Either way, I'll be in jail!"

There's a dumb fat dyke running every fuckin' school
It's true
No one reads and writes but the chinks and kikes and spooks
(Hey, two out of three ain't bad!)

Fat violent dykes!
All these bitches playing God
Tell these bitches get a job
Better yet, just suck a cock
Fat violent dykes!
Do some dishes and get fucked
I don't wanna hear you talk
Go beat off into a sock
Fat violent dykes!
Why do bitches think they smart?
They can't even drive a car
Ever see one try to park?
Fat violent dykes!
I don't wanna hold your coat
Bad enough you get to vote
Bitch don't touch my credit card
Bitch, am I right?

You just don't like men
(We want equal pay in the workplace)
Bitch, am I right?
Someone touched you there when you were young
Bitch, am I right?

Christ!
Dykes are mad at the world!
Who striked your vagina when you were a girl?
You lonely? Wanna blow me?
You could go get a sandwich fo' me
Where's Daddy? Is he a raper?
Is he in jail with your Asian neighbor?
It's OK, let go your anger
Here's a tampon and a used coat hanger!

(I can't believe this hate speech is allowed to be on the Internet!
It's so disrespectful to women!
We're gonna find this guy and give him sensitivity training!
You're a sexist fascist!)

(I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!!!)

Always bitchin' all the time
Always wishin' they were guys
No one givin' them the cock
Fat violent dykes!
Always tryin' to be the boss
Where's the kitchen, are you lost?
Heat some food up in a pot
Fat violent dykes!
When these bitches gonna die?
Why you hatin' on the guys?
You're just mad at all your pops
Fat violent dykes!
Put these bitches in the yard
Let 'em run around and bark
Get the sand out of your twat
Bitch, am I right?
 
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"Fly Like Me"

"Fly Like Me"


Yeah!
Everybody told me: "Stop what you're doing man... you're white!
Rapping doesn't sound good when a white guy does it!
Take out your grill! A grill doesn't look good on a white guy!"
And the thing is... they were right. I'm black, black!

Yo, when you saw me on the news then you saw that it was on
That my song was causing problems, they said that it was wrong
These dinosaurs are boring, old media's gone
Try to sell these kids Jordans, they all about LeBrons!
And that's the last time I'll give advice, don't ask why
I'm doing what I'm doing or to name two more black guys
Okay I'll try. Trevon. That's one, uhhm...
How about the guy from King of Queens? He was good!

They love me when I drive my Nissan through the hood
The lease on it ends in a couple months then I could
Get a fly ass pimp brand new Subaru
And you know that what I'm driving, I'm living in it too
And women love it too, yeah, bitches love a dope ride
Errbody gets a free ride like Oprah
But don't cry when I push you out the Legacy
You didn't think you were staying here after you had sex with me!

You ain't fly like me, a black guy like me
You'll never be a loud-mouth tryhard like me
You ain't brown as me, or as down as me
You won't be a half retard clown as me
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
I fuck the world in the ass 'till my dick gets stuck
And everywhere you look, in every city they should
Tell you Rucka Rucka Ali (me) is pretty good!

It's 9 A.M. and you eating you a Big Mac
If you don't like the music that you hear, eat a dick sack!
Only 17, but she bought me a house
So have a Coke and a smile, and shut yo bitch mouth!
"You're such a dick, wow, oh my god you're irrelevant.
Don't call him a terrorist, he wouldn't kill Americans!"
Yeah, well I guess he still did for the hell of it
You mad at me for pointing at the room in the elephant?

Look where we're headed man, nobody can say shit
Your racist base is just a private conversation
Have some patience, soon they're gonna plant a sensitivity chip in everybody's head!
Get ready for it man, you'll be strung out and hungry
In a free country where everybody's banned
It's getting out of hand, how'd this happen?
I'm just a black man, good at selling crack and rapping, yeah!

You ain't fly like me, a black guy like me
You'll never be a loud-mouth tryhard like me
You ain't brown as me, or as down as me
You won't be a half retard clown as me
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
I fuck the world in the ass 'till my dick gets stuck
And everywhere you look, in every city they should
Tell you Rucka Rucka Ali (me) is pretty good!

Why can't a black man never say shit? [x8]

Now I lay my ass to sleep
Pray the Lord at a jail, my ass to keep
He said: "What the hell are you asking me? You're black! It's like asking for magic beans!"
I planned a scheme just to have this dream, but these faggots thinking: "Well, just hand it to me!"
I had to bleed, suffer and kill
I spilled the blood of anyone that didn't think I was ill!

They weren't feeling my skill, so I cut their ass open
When you feel torn and your spirit is broken
You gotta stand tall, and act like a man
And beat the fuck out of anyone that isn't a fan!
Remember the plan and who you work for, Nucka!
The world can't stand us, they don't understand us!
Tell the bastards what they can suck,
'Cuz if you ain't one of Rucka's Nucka's, well fuck you!

You ain't fly like me, a black guy like me
You'll never be a loud-mouth tryhard like me
You ain't brown as me, or as down as me
You won't be a half retard clown as me
And I don't give a fuck if you think I suck
I fuck the world in the ass 'till my dick gets stuck
And everywhere you look, in every city they should
Tell you Rucka Rucka Ali (me) is pretty good!
[x2]

Shit
Now when do you ever hear some shit like that?
Now run tell your peoples who just dropped the dopest hip-hop record for at least the last 10 years!
It's the last you'll ever hear from me man, I'm out
I'm retiring the mic, stepping out the game, yo
That's it for me... at least 'till my next song comes out in like two weeks
That's gon' be some hot shit man
Tell your boys!
 
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"Free Kony, Dog"

"Free Kony, Dog"


There's a black guy I don't like named Joe Kony
Its not cause he's black its because some other things..
He took kids from there dads and moms
Gave them grenades and guns and bombs
He has a army of small child
Because he's aaa gay pedophile
Listen to me!
This kid's Ugandanese
Is he really all the different from you & me? (yeah!)
Lets take this kid back home
And take Uganda's gold
These children are invisible!
At night these kids have got to be fucking praying We invade their little gay country
I am Kony
This my homies
Everyone around here know me
Invisible children can blow me
White hippies won't overflow me
I fight for free Zimbabwe
I'm fed for free at subway
Oh look its time to pray
[snaps lips]
These kids need us
To stop this creep
Please send some cash to them through me
Their just like us except their black
Because Kony put the infant back
In infantry
This kid's Ugandanese
Gonna find Kony and hang him from a big tall tree
This kid's ungandanese
Gonna cover Kony's lawn a lowercase
If theres two things I don't like
In all this world
Its kidnappers & black pe-epholes
This shit don't fly with me
I'm not racist but I would expect this from Chinese
Now lets be honest you and me..
This ain't the first black guy to steal something
In fact it probably isn't the
2nd or
3rd
or foorth
Its probably not the fith or sixth
Or 7th 8th
9 or 10th
But when it comes to stealing kids
Thats BAD
SO FUCK KONY
This kid's Ugandanese
Gonna beat the living out of that bitch Kony
This kid's Ugandanese
Kony's racist cause he's doing shit with slavery
Kony likes dicks and balls
He fucks kids and dogs
He likes when old men jerk him
Oooff!
This shit don't fly with me
I'm not racist but I would expect this from Chinese
This kid's Ugandanese.....
Your so gay Kony
This kid's Ugandanese.....
Your a gay Kony
Lets take this kid back home
And take Uganda's gold
These children are invisible!
These kids have got to be fucking praying We invade their little gay country
 
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