Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"I'm Obama"
(parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore)

"I'm Obama"
(parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore)



Michelle, can we go bomb dropping?
I'm gonna smoke some crack,
Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma
Bitch, I want some corn dogs
I walk up into Congress like
What up with all the ruckus?
I'm the lead speaker
Of the Big Black Caucus
I'm here to give back
To all my crackheads and junkies
Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm a old ass honky!"
I'm a little fuckin' lazy
I get high with Jay-Z
and give myself a raise,
cuz I'm the one who pays me
Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street
Now let me get a chicken samwich at the KFC
Shit, but Michelle, it was 99 cents!
I'm just gonna pocket shit
Chicken bits and chocolate chips
And anyone that's starting shit
is getting hit with rocket ships
I'ma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking shit
It's politics, wanna come start the next apocalypse?
I'ma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan
No, for real, I used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan
Standin' round, handing out burritos at the border
Let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughters
You want fucking health care?
I'll give you some MichelleCare
Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare
Hell, I'm still on welfare
Food Stamps, bridge cards
I still smoke crack, smack a bitch and steal cars
I could blow up any country from my cell phone
Michelle, wait hold on, where'd Michelle go?
I'm gonna choke a tramp
Homie, got glocks in my pocket
All your mamas workin' for Obama
On the White House street corner
I'm gonna smoke a pack
Only got a couple fried chicken buckets
Me, Michelle and Hillary and Palin,
It's a fucking foursome
What you know about fightin' against evil?
What you know abut bombing countries full of brown people?
I did it, I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant
One man's nigga is another man's president
I was born in Chicago, that's a village in Africa
All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika
I'm illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill
I cut through lines at Disney rides
And the cider mill
Playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties
In the Oval Office getting my cock sucked, muthafucka
I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat, muthafucka
I'm smoking JFK's crack rocks, muthafucka
They be like, "All of these kids are pretty dumb"
I'm like "Yo, how about these broke ass teachers?"
Kids are dumb fucks, and teachers want money
So let's give teachers money, and maybe they'll wanna teach.
I call that a plain common sense solution
I smoke crack with a rolled up Constitution
I hate America! First chance I get,
You can bet I'll give this place
Back to the Cherokas
If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden
It sorta kinda looks like Obama Binen
I'ma Muslim, praise Osama,
And I did 9/11, it was a mistake!
One I'm not proud of
How could I have known you'd elect me president?
I look like a Taliban marathon runner,
This is awkward
I'm gonna bomb Iraq
Before they try to build a nuclear rocket
Achmadina, daba duba dilla,
Bitch I'm comin' for ya
I smoke the baddest dro
I stole a Camaro
I boned the fattest ho
From that bus stop down the road
I drop the baddest bombs
I was born in Taiwan
I can do what I want
Got them fly ass Nigga drones
I'm gonna smoke some crack,
Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma
Bitch, I want some pork chops.

 

[fox69]

"I'm Osama"

"I'm Osama"


I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
Okay now turn left
I SAID TURN LEFT
"For everything else... there's Mastercard"
Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
Let's start over
Hi we're gonna die
Here's a plastic bag for cover bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
P;uitgf)(*&^vxzn/zjki;&%agfsbcsz dirkistan
Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office
You heard of One Direction?
I'm in Al Qaedirection
My name is Zayn Hussein
I flew a plane on 9/11
Yes I may have let 'em planes go too far
I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
All the terrorists are like "oh he got a telephone"
I'm gonna drive a cab
Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
I'm I'm Osama
Sorry for the drama
Where should I drop you off at (Thank you)
I'm gonna drop some bags
At the marathon up in Boston
"TOO SOON"
Shit I blew my balls off
Whatchu know about explosive turbin on your noggin
Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden
This nigga, will fuck your kid and kidnap your parents
One man's terrorist's another man's arab
I'm a bad man bitches
I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan
I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
Come and find me everybody I'm right here
Hide and go seek champion 12 years
I'm selling you slurpees at 7/11
Up in Dearborn chilling with Saddam and his mothafuckers
I lead a Syrian rebellion mothafucker
I'm in New York on welfare mothafucker
They be like "you must pay for 9/11"
I'm like "Bro, can I pay you in Trident Layers?"
I give you free Chili gift card and a bootleg Iron Man 3 and a Angry Birds t-shirt
I call that a gift from me to your nation
I call that a full 9/11 compensation
Now we're squared up
And the Kardashians have always worked for me
I just wanna get that cleared up
Anyone you see with a turbin is workin' for me
Will we ever see middle east peace?
Nigga please
They'll always be 1 or 2 jihads at least
Watch me spit a flow bro (Here we go)
I got back hand like Macklemore (What)
A bitch walk up and I smack a whore
I'm gonna pop some caps
Homie got dynamite in my jacket
I'm I'm Osama
Get ready for the summer
Shit's about to blow up
I wear the baddest robes
I chill with bad ass bros
Like David Allan Coe, Al Assad, and Camel Joe
I wear the baddest bombs
I kill americans
I win the marathons
Taylor Swift has camel toe
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
Let me fly Air Force One
(Oops)
Thank you
First I need to thank, Jesus
Without him there could be no 9/11
I'd like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama [clears throat]
Obama, sorry hummus in my throat
Jihad Xpress for the last minute job
The Saudi family, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of Hamas
Thank you to my wife, there's too many of them to name
And thank you R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly
Thank you
Oh and the fans, thank you to the fans

 

[fox69]

"I'm Really White, Dude"
(parody of " I Really Like You" by Carly Rae Jepsen)

"I'm Really White, Dude"
(parody of " I Really Like You" by Carly Rae Jepsen)



I'm wearin' Birkenstocks, sippin' on some Kombucha
I'm standing on the Dock in Santa Monica
I'm wearing a wristband that says Go Vegan in Tibet
I only eat Organic Stress-free Grass-feed foods

Yoga
Great time
Joggin'
Hiking
Fishing
These Kale Chips are so damn addicting
I'm making friends with all different cultures
But I gotta tell you bro

I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
W/ my Tofu & my Chai tea, Greek Yogurt top
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
Do you want to
Play Frisbee
Do you want some Juice?
Bro
What should we get for lunch?
Could go anywhere
Let's hit the Taco Truck
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
Do you want to
Get Sushi?
We could watch the News

I do my Laundry every day
With my Gluten-free Detergent
All I wanna do
Is take my Vitamins
Stop off at Trader Joe
In a Tank Top and Lulumelons
Sun dried veggie chips
Yeah I brought my own bag
Trail mix

Paddle
Boarding
Watching Simpsons
I'm taking selfies
Co-existing
Can't wait for the
Film Foreign Festival
But I gotta tell you bro

I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
Do you want Soup?
Peet's Coffee is open at 2
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
I got a nice Vest and a beanie
Seersucker Suit
Bro
What should we get for Brunch?
Let's go get Quinoa with extra Sea Salt
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
No thank you
I quit Smoking
It's bad for you

I'm dressing up my cat like Tyler Steven
My dog loves Breaking Bad and he's also vegan
We're out of Almond Flour
Dinner Party's in an hour
Man, what would Ghandi do?
He'd drive quickly to Whole Foods

I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
I got a iPad
I hang with my dad
Sometimes Mom comes too
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
And I Longboard
And I Skateboard
Eat Superfood
Bro
What should we get for Lunch?
Let's go anywhere
C'mon you decide
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
No not thai
We had it last time
Let's try something new
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
And I'm a coder
And I'm a gamer
And I'm a DJ too
I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
How are you?
Do you want Cheese?
I saved some for you

 

[fox69]

"I'mma Korean"

"I'mma Korean"


Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phone
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
Banana phone
I'm a Korean
Oh, Herro! Remember me?
My name is DJ Not Nice (I'm A Korean)
You might remember me from my last record, Ching Chang Chong (I'm a Korean)
You made me very rich (I'm a Korean)
and now I roll in American money
I'm a Korean
And I'd like my Chinee food cooked right
'Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the dyke giving me my food,
looks like a lesbian
I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time I eat your food, I
Got the rice chicken beef tofu
Now I poop while I'm peeing
Yeehee
And you might not believe I could fight
I'm a white belt,
but I have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue-eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my Bud Light
Maybe bomb a couple things in Hawaii
And blow up the countries I don't like
'Cause I'm a Korean
I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow it up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo?
That movie is good
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
Why do you drop on me so much napalm
I been trained to kill,
with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent
is a dry-cleaning store
Bonzai!
I like to play
Magic cards
You heard of China?
I was in charge,
of China Town
In Vietnam,
I'm still around
You can come through to play
When I play poker,
I just throw all my chips in
Herro, I'm yerro, just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke its fun
You think I'm joking, mon?
I made alot of money from pokemon
I'm a Korean
Yeehee
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
'Cause in my country,
we can touch young guys on their penis
And my wife is thirteen,
and cooks my, macaroni and cheese so good I,
Got her out on the street for a good good price
Ten years ago
I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (Huh huh)
Hilary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (Huh uh)
It's very small (So small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (Awww)
I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck (next time)
You heard of London? (Uh huh)
Not anymore (Awww)
I bomb Iran (Yeah)
Oops, that's Japan (Not again)
I made a goof
Now I gotta start again
I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
If I bomb your crib, yep, sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard
I bomb Pearl Harbor
I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful
*in Korean* "I am small penis!"
Everyone to the floor
We all gonna die, die, die, die
Put your head between your legs and say Koni Chi Wa wa wa wa
Death to all
Fuck the world
'Cause I like Tupac pac pac pac
No the world must stop stop stop stop
'Cause of my small cock cock cock cock
One day, you'll say
"Why is everyone dead?"
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jung Il said?
Now we are all slaves
Monkeys run this place
It's Planet of the Apes
Oh, okay
I'm a Korean
Yeehee
And I'm not gonna beef with Suge Knight
Because I think that if he heard my,
My Tupac parody, he'd find me and tell me I'm stealing
Hurry up, take a picture of me dangling this baby over the balcony
And I'd like my Chinee food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die cuz I'm a Korean
Yeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

 

[fox69]

"I've Got Cancer"
(parody of "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea)

"I've Got Cancer"
(parody of "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea)



First my wife got pregnant
Then I got cancer
So I said to this kid Jesse that I taught chemistry
Cook meth with me
We need an rv
We got an rv
What I didn't know then is that he got the rv from his dead fat friend
Who would then get shot by a little ass kid
Who would later get shot in the exact same spot
Prolly gus gave the order
But that began a ripple
That would get gus killed by a mexican cripple
Cuz I posend a kid and got him sick
And is it weird that the one black guy I knew sells chicken?
Coris
I've got cancer I need money now
I'm in the meth lab
Don't tell my brother in law
I've got cancer I'm Heisenberg
Remember my meth its blue
I never knew that
Me letting that girl gag and die
Would lead her dad to crash too planes
And my wife would screw that guy ted
And he'd fall on his head
While that fat guy is like wheres ya food at
My son has aspergers
He thinks that I murdered his uncle
I told him it wasn't my fault
But hes kind of atistic
So it doesn't stick
Its just kinda lost on him
He can't even walk good
I knew that dyin ringin guy
Didn't like his friend gustav
And would give his life to see him die
So I blew that guy up with gus and plus
That gay black guy who was kind of a dork
I've got cancer I need money now
I'm in the meth lab
Don't tell my brother in law
I've got cancer I'm Heisenberg
Remember my meth its blue
This bach is so great
I’ll get my kid some shitty car
My meths in Ukraine
Cuz that red head’s into lydia
I can't stop selling these drugs
I never thought id have blood on my gloves
I can't stop bakin it up
I can't believe this is what I've become

Jessy is a scumbag
He told hank everything like a dumb fag (snitch)
I'm in the desert gettin my money
But then jack killed hank
And took most of it from me
He left me a barrel
So I told my wife lets go
She said no this has all gone far enough
I went off to die alone in New Hampshire
But then I saw my old partner run his fuckin mouth about me
I've got cancer I need money now
I'm in the meth lab
Don't tell my brother in law
I've got cancer I'm Heisenberg
Remember my meth its blue
I took those 2 guys to the house
And made them promise to give my 2 kids my money
I said bye to my wife
And the truth that everything I did I did because it felt GOOD
I taught my gun to shoot at those guys and they died even todd that burnett called up
I'm like hi you ate ricin
Good bye jessie then I died better call saul

 

[fox69]

"IDK"

"IDK"


Power of the pen, I'm walking out a state pen
I seen cold-hearted thugs turn to gay men
Would I pay for some poontang? Amen
I'm lookin' around for some bitches, uh!
It's cold and my dick's hard
Got a gun and a shank and pepper can spray and a Pritz card
I can't pray, I betrayed every witch god
My bare hands to choke out a ninja, yeah!
Walk up to the street corner, see two crackheads and a Chinese foreigner, in a sauna
Said "Can I get some marijuana? I gotta get baked, I just served ten days for rape!"
He said "Are you porice?" I said "Don't make me fuck yo ass in the face, homie!"
I'm trying to get a buzz, it's what I does, I'ma join you niggas in the tub
(I don't know)
What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all
(I'm like yo!)
How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?
(If you don't)
See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw
We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro
Woke up two days later, fucking Ruth Bader
Took my dick and I told her that I wouldn't date her
Went downstairs, two dudes from Al-Qaeda at a passover seder
Uh waiter?
That's when my phone rang (Ring!)
Collect call from Pyongyang, oh dang, gotta go man! (Peace!)
Grabbed a salty potato from the place and said
"Y'all have a good one, I'm gon' get some cocaine!"
Got into the Uber car, neighborhood is super dark
Rolled up to the diner, got a table with the driver
Told him not to speak, what he sees, to forget it
He said "I'm Japanese, all I speak is Japan!"
I screamed "Nobody move, I want some free food! Bring me some chicken fries!"
Driver said "Me too!" (Shut up...!) He got tossed out the joint
Driver said "That was bullshit!"
I said "You missed the whole point!"
Reach in my pocket, pulled out some ketchup packets
Salt and pepper shakers and forks, extra napkins (Aw shit!)
Then I pointed my gun at his fucking head! (What?)
I said "You saw too much, now you're fucking dead!" (Wait!)
He said "You don't gotta do this, I won't squeal!"
Man I told you, keep quiet for the whole meal
He said "You're so cruel, isn't this enough?!"
But isn't this how God and his angels treat us?!
(I don't know)
What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all
(I'm like yo!)
How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?
(If you don't)
See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw
We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro
What the fuck?

 

[fox69]

"If I Ran Detroit"
(parody of "If I Were A Boy" by Beyoncé)

"If I Ran Detroit"
(parody of "If I Were A Boy" by Beyoncé)



If I ran Detroit
Even just for a day
I'd get my office in the morning
Legalize the chronic, and go

I'd run some drive-bys
And call up some call girls
I'd spend a dollar fifty on 'em
Then slap some charges on 'em
And pardon my big cousin, Kwame

If I ran Detroit
I think we could have a chance
I'd load the streets with cotton candy
Some chicken fries convered in ranch

I'd give ya'll some herbs
Put bitches on every curb
I would get yall hooked on phonics
And change it to ebonics
So everybody can be employed

If I ran Detroit
I'd walk into people's homes
I'd give everybody coke
And I'd replace their Five O' Clock with Nuvo

I'd pay myself first
Then pay my bitches and hoes
And if you get payed under the table,
I'mma find out and I'm come break your jaw
I'll break your balls

If I ran Detroit
I think we could have a chance
I'd load the streets with cotton candy
Some chicken fries convered in ranch

I'd give ya'll some herbs
Put bitches on every curb
I would get you hooked on phonics
And change it to ebonics
So everybody can be employed

It ain't never too late
To get Detroit back on track
If you let me be mayor I would govern on crack
If you put me in charge, Crips and Bloods would get along

But I don't run Detroit
And we don't have a chance
Detroit is going to hell

Oh boy, how I'd love to run Detroit someday
I swear I'll have a better plan

I'd give ya'll some herbs
Put bitches on every curb
I would get you hooked on phonics
And change it to ebonics
So everybody can be employed

 

[fox69]

"If I Was Mongolian"
(feat. Dj Not Nice)

"If I Was Mongolian"
(feat. Dj Not Nice)



Stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall!
Stupid Mongolians, breaking my balls!
Eating my wonton, chicken egg roll
Go tell Mongolian, I say, "Hello!"
Hello? Hello, how are you?
I dry clean clothes, since year 'Oh-Two
Year of Cock, Year of Poo
It was nice year, in Hong Kong too-ha!

I am Chinese, build a city wall
Mongo, hey fuck you!

If I was Mongolian, I would break down the wall
I be stupid Mongol, my eyes are always closed
And I could read your fortune, cookie says it all
Stupid dumb Mongolians, you never win the war, you never win the war

Chicken fry rice stir, chicken fry dog
I could fry tiger, I could fry frog
I could wear diaper, poop on the floor
Mongolese sniper, shoot at my store

Ow! Ow! Why you shoot me?
I was star, in a Bruce Lee movie
My Chinese food, come with roofy
Go to bed girl, show me your booby!

I'll have soup please, in big shitty wok
Egg roll, with mushroom

With a little onion, sweet and sour pork
Or you could put some broccoli, 'cause I don't give a fuck
And I don't need a chopstick, 'cause I could use a fork
But if I was Mongolian, I rather eat a dog, I like to eat a dog

I builded a fence, around the Chineses
To protect them from some dumb Mongolians
The wall was knock down, by Mongolesians
I just want some beef chicken fry rice

If I was Mongolian, I break down all the wall
My people die of hunger, could we please have egg roll
And I don't see my parents, they left me by the road
If you see my Uncle, say him my hello, say him my hello

Oh, hello, remember me? I build this big wall
Around the City of China!
Oh no! You don't, don't break my wall!
Damnit! You stupid Mongolians, breaking my wall!
You go back to Somalia
No extra soy sauce for you!

Chicken fried rice…

 

[fox69]

"iLost My Jobs"
(feat. Toby Queef)

"iLost My Jobs"
(feat. Toby Queef)



I heard
Steve Jobs got some
AIDS and died, and he
Left behind billions of
Dave Matthews fans
I heard
Good ol' Steve
Joined the flowers, grass and trees
Well thats according to them gay hippies!
He was actually fed to Bill Gates to eat!
And I broke
Down and cried and I
Prayed to God, "Jesus
Will you get us by
Til they drop the iPhone Dildo 5?"
And the turtleneck that your wore with such pride
Made me think you prolly sleep with guys
And I heard that you're an adopted Arab
Go tell Uncle Osama I said hi...
No one's life touched more
Hipster white Jews...
Drinking Starbucks
Listening
To U2
I know your somewhere
Out there
Wearing some sandals
Made from hemp
Some Apple users are gay
But most of them are bi...
Some Apple users are gay
But most of them blow guys
When I go the Apple store
I ask for somethin' I can use for e-mail and porn
And some faggot talks me into gettin' something more
And my farm got nowhere I could plug in the cord!
And I end up leaving there with two iPads
And a 2 year Genius blow job plan
And a T-shirt that says 'Obama Fan'
And a coupon for transgender pants
And I'll be taking me a shit on my own front porch
And I get a call on my iPod
And they say
"This is Mr. Macintosh
And you agreed to suck my balls
I'm coming over now to touch your cock!"
No one touched more bi-
-sexual white Jews
Blocks of faggots waiting for
IPad 2
When I turn on my PC
ITunes keeps reminding me
That there's a new version of
Their service now for free
If Stevie was here
We'd have us some beer
And talk bout the times that we had
And Bill would come too
He looks like a Jew
My grandpa is also my dad
No one's life meant more
To hipster white jews
Driving hybrids
Knitting belts
And shoes
Groom your mustache, you fags
Come around me and I'll beat your ass
Some Apple users eat sushi with soy milk and those are the facts
No one touched more bi-
-sexual white Jews
Drinking lattes
Sending cash
To Darfur
And if Steve Jobs is in Hell
He probably gotta use the computers he sells
Some Apple users like blowing each other
While using a Mac
Some Apple users are gay
But none of them are black
Now what you wanna do right now
In honor of Steve Jobs' life
Please let's all buy this song on iTunes
It's the way Steve would have wanted it
You're my boy, Blue!

 

[fox69]

"Ima Dirty Iraqi"
(feat. Jihad Joe)

"Ima Dirty Iraqi"
(feat. Jihad Joe)



Ima dirty iraqi
Ay bro man habibi
Bro dude man
Bro man habibi
You can call me jihad joe
You need gasoline?
Bro, I have that good shit
Premium bp
For me it's free
Throwing bomb at everybody
Doing a jihad with my bros
Would not shower yesterday
If I knew you have cologne
Strap a bomb to every nut
And I'm itch them in the street
Every Body blows up and I say
Don't look at me
(Let's go)
People always say don't do jihad
Ima dirty iraqi
We be flying plane in to your town
Ima dirty iraqi
Niggas tell me not to blow myself up
Ima dirty iraqi
72 virgins isn't enought
Ima dirty iraqi
Bro man bro man bro
I work at party store
You buy grape soda
I send your cash to Al qaeda
They kill your mom and dad
This makes you very sad
So You buy wild turkey
I send cash to wild durkys
Uncle osama
Sent me new sweater vest
It come with automatic bomb strap to the chest
My name is mister dirka al assad jihad awaki
Ima dirty iraqi
If you blow up
And you don't give a fuck
This is what you say:
Ima dirty iraqi
And if your on the watch list in 40 countries
This is what you say:
Ima dirty iraqi
And if you own a summer home
In guantanamo
This is what you say:
Ima dirty iraqi
And if your put explosives on your own kid
This is what you say:
Ima dirty iraqi
Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro Bro
I Grew up in pakistan in Abadabadabadaba
Whatever we call it
Blew up falafel stand
And drive off bumping
Dj khaled
What is brown and hairy
And makes your plane ride scary?
I give you clue
Give up?
It blows up twice a week
In iraq
I'm like 2pac
I don't give a fuck
Wearing a birka and birkenstocks
Work at 7-11 part time
Do 9/11 When I have time
Yeah
And I always buy 1 way ticket
When I fly
Fly a plane into your bitch
If I have to tell her twice
Ima dirty iraqi
People always say don't do jihad
Ima dirty iraqi
Bringing the grenade to your night club
Ima dirty iraqi
Niggas tell me not to blow myself up
Ima dirty iraqi
72 virgins isn't enought
Ima dirty iraqi