Rucka Rucka Ali

[fox69]

"My Korea's Over"

"My Korea's Over"


DJ Not nice, back from the Dry Cleaners
(Awww Shit)
Rucka Rucka Ali, big American rapper
We 'da realeast ninjas left in the game
You no never here shit like 'dis
We bring the bitches to the yard for barbecue eggroll
Oh hello, remember me?
Number one Korean, dead chinee
Now I'm a ghost
That's all folks
No more children in bed with me
I take train to Payongyongyang and
I fall asleep and die from AIDS
Now I go shopping with Steve Jobs
and do Bin Laden's dry cleaning
My Korea's over
(That's it for me)
Can't bomb Asia no more
(Or Hawaii)
I can't get a boner
(It's hard for me)
Say herro
(To my little bastard son)
Say herro
(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)
I like dog
Dog is nice
Specially with shrimp fried rice
I like poodle with some noodle
Make sure is Kooter is neutered
I sorry pitbull bit you
Here some sweet and sour shih tzu
Look how my people cry to me
(Ah boohoo hoo, we want food)
Aw you so hungry
You want eggroll?
Don't blame me
I voted Pedro
There's enough food for me
You could order some Chinese
It looks like
My Korea's over
(That's it for me)
Can't bomb Asia no more
(Or Hawaii)
Why does black guy take your
(Your stuff from me)
Say herro
(To my little bastard son)
Say herro
(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)
Goodbye, my fellow Koreans
Think of me when you poop and pee-in
Hey Philippines, fuck both of you
Now I kick it with Confucius
Smoke some crack
And slap a few tits
Soon my son
Will drop the bomb
on Vietnam
Oh, look; its gone
I'm just try'na blow up China
Take a steak
Rape a vagina
South Korea is about to see a
Ground Zero meets Hiroshima
My Korea's over
(That's it for me)
Can't bomb Asia no more
(Or Hawaii)
I like banging homos
(It's fun for me)
Say herro
(To my little bastard son)
Say herro
(To Kim Ching-Chang Un
I
May be dead
But the dream of a free China Town lives
(Forever)
I died
From AIDS
and I probably got it
from some children
See, my son?
You must be good leader
American black president
can't even read
probably
(Don't shoot me)
PEARL HARBOR
My Korea's over
(That's it for me)
Can't bomb Asia no more
(Or Hawaii)
I can't get a boner
(It's hard for me)
Say herro
(To my little bastard son)
Say herro
(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)
My Korea's over
(That's it for me)
Can't bomb Asia no more
(Or Hawaii)
I like Asian Joe Bros
Say herro
(To my little bastard son)
Say herro
(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)
Oh, hello Michael Jackson
I no see you
Since we do
Sleep over
With Gary Coleman
Lets go watch
Home Alone Tokyo
We get sushi
Remember my son?
Un?
You babysit him
Now he dear leader
Of Korea
La-La-La-La-La-Little Faggot Son
Goodbye, Sarah Palin
I never forget that night

 

[fox69]

"My Name's Donnie Trump"
(parody of " Stressed Out" by Twenty One Pilots)

"My Name's Donnie Trump"
(parody of " Stressed Out" by Twenty One Pilots)



[Intro: German Moderator]
Ich mag nicht fünfzigste Celebrity Apprenta!
Meet new host Arnold Schwarzenegger!
[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Mr. Bieber, why'd your team lose?
[Intro: Justin Bieber]
(Mumbling)
[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
No excuses! Off to the gas chamber!
Now for paid political advertising
[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
Look, I'm rich as hell from my real estate and sale of shirts
I wish this president would give us better health insurance
I'll build a wall, just got taller with a better view
I'll build the Mexicans who make good money from cocaine
I just sold the billion hats
If you even blink I just sold a billion more, it's for charity!
[Hook]
My name's Donnie Trump and I'm orange and pink
My name's Donnie Trump for prez 2016
That's my name, okay! It's on my birth certificate!
We're gonna bring down crime
We'll keeps cops guns and bugsprays (I love cops!)
I'll build a wall so big that'll keep all of the spics out
We're gonna bring back jobs (Jobs, jobs!)
It'll be so great!
I'll build a wall so big that you'll say
"Donald, it's too big! Can you bring it a few feet down?"
[Verse 2]
Believe me. I know walls
I went to the best schools. The best
I got perfect marks. Perfect
My teachers said: "Donald, your marks are too high for us!"
"Could you get a few answers wrong?"
Sometimes certain people talk about a certain Trump
They probably do it so their ratings start going up
They say: "Who could we invite on the show?"
"The low ratings here are killing us! We probably should invite Trump!"
Look at the numbers. I have the best polls, best clothes
Best dressed in my own Trump suit and tie
Oh look behind me, it's Hillary and Sanders
If you faggots come from Mexico you have to take a ladder
[Hook]
Who's this curry-face in charge with Al-Qaeda links? (Look, who is this guy?)
I'll send him back through immigration to find out what language he speaks
Ma'a salama ding dong, motherfucker!
Look, I love black guys (And blacks love me!)
I think blacks are great
I love Hispanic things like taco salad by the roadside!
We're in a big decline (Cline, cline!)
I'll make this country great
So we could have nice things like snacks and cheese and crackers (It's great, yeah!)
[Verse 3]
I used to host the Apprentice, it was on every Sunday
We will build a couple things and give each a different name
And everyone of them competed back and that'll let them stay
See in which one could make the most money for me
Now I'm travelling around the country with my friends
Saying things people like to hear about Mexicans
Please, take a MAGA hat and wear it, that is your donation
Thanks, I don't even take money (Laugh)
[Hook]
When this world is mine (Mine, mine)
I'll build a wall in space
And everyone will see that my penis is a pretty big cock (I guarantee that!)
I don't like China (Na, na)
Although the food is great (It's great!)
And those Chinese chinks have a big wall to keep the spics out
I love Mexicans. The Mexicans love me
I love Mexicans. I love Mexicans. Trust me
I get along with them. I get along with everybody
So vote for your good friend Donnie
[Outro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
And if you don't vote Trump, you'll be rounded up today
Folded onto a train and sent off to vacation
There you will be taught the correct way to vote
All thanks to my good friend Donnie

 

[fox69]

"My Name's Obama"

"My Name's Obama"


[Donald Trump:] Now Carolla, why did ya team Lose!?
[Adam Carolla:] Now hold on a second, & buy the way

[static]

[Obama:] My Fellow Americans, I'd like to announce that I'm running for uh, president of America, as a Black Man this time!

I did some time in jail,
I did a crime with Michelle
We stole from fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay

I'm known to smack up a bitch
I got kool-aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye

Guns yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't tase me
My name's Obama
I was born in Haiti

I still get food stamps
I'm just lazy
I'm still on welfare
So fuck you pay me

They might arrest you
But you could blame me
They'll pull me over
Incarcerate me

If I get unemployed
Shit don't phase me
My name's Obama
I roll with Jay-Z

Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
Are you young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?

I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my Neighbors Driveway

I did alotta of drug deals
I killed Osama for treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And fucked his bitch sideways

Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Rocks weed meth heroin
White House garden showin'
What you think I'm growin' daisies?

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No it's OK see
My name's Obama
I'm half Kuwaiti

It's hard to look white
Robbing Macy's
Give me the FUBU
Don't try to play me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't mace me
My name's Obama
I dance like Swayze

If you live in Detroit
Yawta thank me
My name's Obama
I'm Pakistani

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black

I was born in Dubai
I'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at?
Take off your clothes
And don't talk back

Now the American people have a clear choice
Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?
Or with the back of my hand?

It's hard to look white
When I'm smackin' Ladies
So it's no wonder
Ya'll crackers hate me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
And this is crazy
I stealed your hummer
And throwed your baby

Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say see
My name's Obama
Chicken is tasty

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I use to sold crack
I use to roll so black

If all you haters don't like me
Lick my ballsack
Ya'll haters fall back
So fuck you pay me

I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
She is a typical white person

 

[fox69]

"Obama Been Watchin'"

"Obama Been Watchin'"


Everybody get up

My fellow Americans
It has come to my attention
A black man is
In the White House
Please rest assured
The Secret Service is looking into the matter
And the black man will be dealt with
Thank you

If you're talking
About me on your twitter
Or chatting with your neighbour
Calling me a white house nigger

I see you on the
N-S-A
I hear you on the
N-S-A
Why don't you say it
To my face?
You're talking shit about me

When you take off your clothes
Taking some titty picture
Posting them videos
For some old man to jerk it

I see you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
Come rub them titties
In my face
Showing your tits without me...

Your Guns
I really want'em (I want your guns)
Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
I'll give 'em back and I need
Your funds

I need some money (I need some money)
Give me some money (Give me some money)
Hillary Rodham is a
Bull dyke

She munches carpets
She has hairy armpits
And we be tappin' on your
Phone Lines

When you talk 'bout me
When you insult me
You're saying fuck me

I can hear you talking shit
Telling people I ain't shit
Suck my giant hairy dick
I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE

I hear you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
You're talking 'bout me
Everyday
You're such a player hater

Hey fuck you Edward Snowden
Why you fuck with my shit for?
This guy is a hero?
He's another bum living at the airport

I see him on the
N-S-A
Drinkin' a pint of
Hennessy
Come catch a flight with me
Esse
I got drones circling in the
WHOLE WORLD

You wanna start shit?
Ya better watch it
I see the hobbit porn that you watch
ONLINE

Oh, you embarrassed?
Should I show your parents?
Whatcha get your ass kicked in the
LUNCHLINE

Ya little faggot
Dungeons and Dragons
You're just a 4eyed virgin
Book Worm

Ya feel like scrapping?
Yeah bro come at me
My boys are strapping

When you're walking
minding your business
Or at home trying
heels and lipsticks
I'm watching you from
Air Force One
So before you talk shit
Be careful son

I monitor your
High-speed connection
To help you vote for me
next election
I watch you pee
For your own protection
I'm in your dreams
Like Inception

My skin is
Brown and white
When I'm in your kitchen
I blend in and hide

My ears are built in
Hearin'shit you say
Tell your children
I'm under the bed

Edward Snowden
You fucked up, mah niggy
Ask Bin Laden 'bout
Fuckin' with me

I went to show him
How I deal with hoes
Think I won't punch you
Where your penis grows?

Smack a bitch
Get down
What's up now?
yeah

Would you like to twerk?
Everybody let's twerk
I really don't like to work
Yeah
Suck my balls

Hey who cut the cheese?
Play the surveillance tape back
Hell no it wasn't me
I should put you in jail for saying that

Hey that's me on the
N-S-A
Stealing a thigh from
K-F-C
This must be some kind of
mistake
I was at home watching
Real House Wives

With all my daughters
Well the ones I know of
You know about keeping track of children and us
Black guys

Please don't arrest me
Here I'm confesing
Since when is stealing chicken
A crime?

I was really hungry
And I had no money
And they wouldn't accept my
Food Stamps

I'm really sorry
Let's play atari
I am Bengali
I'm from Benghazi

Ladies and Gentlemen of this
All white females jury of my peers
I look forward to my time in prison
Where I could easily find crack
And hangout with my good friend OJ

Spying on Americans is like uh
Saying the N-word
Only a black president can do it
hehe hehe

As your president
I replaced the bald eagle
With the fried chicken
Thank you

Four more years

 

[fox69]

"Only 17"
(parody of "Just A Dream" by Nelly)

"Only 17"
(parody of "Just A Dream" by Nelly)



She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat

Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen

We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone black's,
Tellin' me to bend over

I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen

My life is a story of trials and jailbait
Why do I have a bisexual cellmate?
I told some hoe to get naked
Now I'm in jail,
And I'm gettin' butt raped, and

Shoulda told her to show me some ID
Before I know it,
She was suckin' on my "D"
In prison, I can't get into a gang
So I'm gettin' gang raped by Mexicans

I fucked up my life
Her butthole was tight
But not worth doin' time
'cause now I'm gettin' boned in mine

I was up in her butt, butt
Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus

Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen

She was lickin' my dick, dick
Givin' me blowjobs
Now I'm gettin' sex,
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen

When I was gettin' laid,
Her age was of no concern
Now I'm gettin' AIDS
Them gays are takin' turns
And I just wish them homies would stop rapin' my cornhole
Come on ya'll
Go play basketball

How could I have ever known
That the hoe is underage
I just wanted her to give me and my friends a couple handjobs

Yeah
I was all up in her muff
I guess grass on the field isn't enough

I got a Jewish lawyer when I went to court
But my judge knew exactly who I was
And since when should a woman be allowed to be a judge?
They're all dumb

She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat

Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen

We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over

I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen

If you ever got a hoe to take her pants off
And then the cops takin' you away in handcuffs
And Chris Hansen's sayin' "Why don't you have a seat here with me?"
Ninja please

I shoulda never told a hoe to take her pants off
I shoulda never nutted up inside her asshole
Because the sperm in her butt was evidence against me
She told me she was forty three

She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat

Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen

We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over

I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen

I was up in her butt, butt
Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus

Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen

She was lickin' my dick, dick
Givin' me blowjobs
Now I'm gettin' sex,
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen

In the case of the people VS Rucka Rucka Ali
The defendant is found guilty
Enjoy getting your butt fucked by a man with many tattoos and questionable citizenship

Suck my balls

 

[fox69]

"Osama Bin Found"

"Osama Bin Found"


Story
We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh"

Donald Trump Impression
Now Lil' Jon, why do you think your team lost?

Lil' Jon
WHO WHAT!!!!

Donald Trump Impression
You're supposed to be this great rapper
How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch?

CBS News
We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of America

Obama Impression
My fellow Americans
I have, uh, some shit to tell you
I know one president getting some anal from Michelle
Bitch, I got him
Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome
And told him there you go
I got him, yo

We solved a fucking problem, Joe?
Let's break out the Hennessy
Everybody, smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee
Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me
I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna fuck around with me

Osama bin Laden
Ay, bro, recognize me?
I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee
So much noise about me
Everybody judge me
No one ever loves me
They say, that I'm dead
They don't even know I work at liquor store
They test my DNA

Science Man 1
This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar"

Science Man 2
Yeah, that's him!

Osama Impression
I drive a cab in New York
I did 9/11
I fight for Jihad
Al Quaeda give me discount card

Obama Impression
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Get off your fuckin' camel
Get your fuckin' sandals
Taking, we're t-t-taking
All your fuckin' countries
From you fuckin' monkeys

Osama Impression
Bro, I'm from Africa
I come from Baghdad
The Jews took my cologne
I smell like a dog

News Man Impression
Mr. President, who should we blow up next?

Obama Impression
Well, I know Prince William
He living like a king
He don't do shit
he just sit, and get shit for free
How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the money he took from you
Mother fucker, let him pay for it

What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL
One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail
Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge
Fuck you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my knob!

Queen Impression
We're all living like kings
Raping all the peasants
Taking all their presents
So much nice things
We could have it all
We take it from the poor

Prince William
Hee-hee

Queen Impression
They say we're inbred
I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London
They mad, they want bread
But they can eat me ass poop

Prince William
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!

Obama Impression
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Take off the fuckin' crown and
Blow your fuckin' man, bitch
Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen
Get off the fuckin' horse and
Make me a fuckin' sandwich

Osama Impression
Bro, fuck you William
and fuck your fat whore
Bitch, you can suck my balls
I fuck you by force

Donald Trump Impression
Hello my name is Donnie Trump
I make a billion every time I take a dump
I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it
I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired

Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding?
I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready
So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say
Ey, you got some free shit, bozo!

All Lawyer
You got some free shit

Donald Trump Saying
Got some free shit
Free shit
IT'S FREE SHIT!

Donald Trump Impression
Bitch please, b-b-bitch please
Get all your fuckin' boys and
Watch my fuckin' show, yeah
Taking, we're ta-a-aking
All your fuckin' oil
Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules!

Osama Impression
Bro, I'm from Africa
Don't fuck with my bros
My crew's from Mexico
I blow myself up

Obama Impression
My fellow Americans
Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio.
I greeted him there myself with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years.
I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party.
He declined, so I shot him in the face....Myself!
We can all rest assured that Michelle will be giving me a blow job tonight...with her mouth this time.

Obama Impression
Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody?
Michelle, what's that smell?

 

[fox69]

"Party In The TSA"

"Party In The TSA"


I walk through the door at LAX
And I see some brown men
Said, "Ooh that looks suspicious" (Whoa)
I'm gonna search them
I walk up to the Arabs and grab the first guy
Drag him off, pulling him by the burka
He said this is racist, leaving me no choice but to taze him
And then I checked his butt for explosives
I said, "Why are you so nervous?"
That's when I slapped a sticker
On his anus and, and said thank you for your time
You been gracious helping us
Preventing a jihad
Everybody put your hands up, I play with some dongs
I know it's just kinda gay
Holding some butt like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
Giving couple handjobs, raping some butts
Got a boner on me all day
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA
I see thugs at security check
Disguised as business men
Said, "Who let in R Kelly's clique?"
Bringing crack rocks on the plane
I throw him down on the floor and start pounding
I asked him how did you break outta LA county
He said I want a lawyer, let go
I said don't be getting all ghetto
I brought the dogs to help out with the searches
I'm sorry ma'am but your purse is
Over half a gram over the weight of goo
And that's 80 fucking bucks
And we're taking all your stuff
Sir please take off all your socks
Then I pull their pants off and play with their balls
I know it's just kinda gay
Holding some butt like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
And if I see a Ayrab I'm taking his stuff
And I send him to Guantanamo Bay
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA
People waiting for their flight
Have no dignity or rights
Some are like "Come on we're white"
But my fist says we're all brown on the inside
Everybody put your hands up, I play with some dongs
I know it's just kinda gay
Holding some butt like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
Giving couple handjobs, raping some butts
Got a boner on me all day
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA
Then I pull their pants off and play with their balls
I know it's just kinda gay
Holding some butt like yeah
Touching some dicks like yeah
And if I see a Ayrab I'm taking his stuff
And I send him to Guantanamo Bay
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA
Yeah, it's a party in the TSA

 

[fox69]

"Peein' On The French"
(parody of "Confident" by Demi Lovato)

"Peein' On The French"
(parody of "Confident" by Demi Lovato)



It's fine for you to rape chicks
on the bus in France
And you could take shits
and they call it dance
I'm not a racist, but I don't like France
they're gay
[French accent:] EH JE M'APELLE BONJOUR

They used to have a king back
in the day that was
A fuckin' inbred
Couldn't win a war
With fuckin' England
Where they suck down tea
All day
[English accent:] HOT TROT DILLY DALLY CHAULK CAULK

And then Paris got invaded
by some German pedophiles
And the French collaborated
Rated
Rated
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

The Arabs need to get out
before the place blows up
Let's help the French out
fill the air with drones
And watch em' freak out
Syrians are fuckin' gay
[Arab accent:] ALALALALALALALA
ALLAHU SNACK-BAR
[French accent:] HO HO HO, HO HO HO

The Dutch are uneducated
And Italians all should die
But the Frenchmen are they gayest
Gayest
Gayest
Gayest
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

[French accent:] Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO HO

And the French are the afraidest
They surrender all the time
They like boners in the anus
Anus
Anus
Anus
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
On the French

 

[fox69]

"PETA"
(parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner)

"PETA"
(parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner)



If I could buy me a dog and turn him to a rug
I would already have me one dead on the floor
PETA would find where I live
They'd kill my wife and kid
So it's probably a good thing
I ain't doin' that shit
PETAs are all just gangsters
With hard-ons for nature
And just 'cause THEY got molested
We all shouldn't eat meat
They have a final solution
Just like Hitler's Jew shit
They wanna kill everyone that's not a pussy
1939
Ronald McDonald tells children:
"Hamburgers grow in a burger patch and love to be eaten"
Billions of animals are marched to their slaughter in a Holocaust of Biblical proportions
These are the inglorious faggots
The People with an Erection for reTarded Animals
They got vaginas
Between all their feet
So they always get mad when they smell fish
They would have cancer from not eating meat
But they get protein from swallowing jizz
If they catch you
With pork in your mouth
Or if you're running a test on chimpanzees
To learn how make-up
Will look on their face
Them PETAs will start a fire
They'll burn your house to the ground
If I could buy me a dog and make him bite someone
I would already have him eat a couple vegans
But PETAs have lots of friends
Like tigers and lions
So them animals would eat up my dog and then me
PETAs are kind of racist
They think that Kanye West
Should NOT be allowed to wear some fur on his feet
But if a nigga don't wear shit that is real expensive
He'd probably get shot by some other MCs
They always act like they love animals
But they really just don't like human beings 'cause
One of their neighbors or uncles fondled their junk
So they blame it on the rest of us (I hate you)
They're mad 'cause
Some chickens got mirked
For us to get us some lunch at KFC
But with some bacon
The shit's kind of good
So if you bitches won't try it get out the damn restaurant
There's a country where they won't
Eat the sacred cow
I think it's called Indiana
They kill their baby girls
Because they like little boys!
If I could buy me a dog and turn him to a rug
I would already have me one dead on the floor
PETA would find where I live
They'd kill my wife and kid
So it's probably a good thing
I ain't doin' that shit
PETAs are all just gangsters
With hard-ons for nature
And just 'cause THEY got molested
We all shouldn't eat meat
They have a final solution
Just like Hitler's Jew shit
They wanna kill everyone that's not a pussy
And on the faggots march
Protecting all that is alive
Accompanied by the Hollywood Vagitarians:
Paul McCartney
Alicia Silverstone
probably Lindsay Lohan

 

[fox69]

"Prince Ali Obama"

"Prince Ali Obama"


Uh Michelle. Uh Malani
What's that sound outside?
Make way for my denali
Make way I'm Bengali
Since I've been out of the White House
I've been standing in line at the Welfare Office
Smoking a blunt with the cast of Entourage
That's good shit Turtle
Finally I could stop with the while
Boy lies so here's what I'm really like
It's Ali, House of Saudi, Barry Obama
Drivin me a stolen Audi that belongs to me
I get arrested sometimes, my vest contains a bomb
I was born in North Vietnam and in Bali
Its Ali, I'm a Sunni from Alabama
Eating me a bucket of drums from KFC
(Ay who the hell is this guy?)
I'm you with an expensive tie
Still using White House WIFI on my 3G
(He's a pimp standing on the street corner)
But I live here
(He's a black guy, please call the police)
Uh I ask that you don't
(Hes a muslim preparin' my shawarma)
Paid by big Pharma
I'm a piece of African radical black panther Arab-American dream
It's Ali smokin' some tree daddy Obama
Nigerian prince stealing your identity
I spread the word of Allah
In a stolen Impala
I was born in North Africa probably
On the streets mowing down fuckin' honkeys
I was Bin Laden's tribe originally
I'm jihading around on a donkey
I was born in East Pakistan
Uzbekistan
Kazakhstan
Afghanistan and
The ghetto of Haiti in jail
Its Ali at Micket D's
Smokin' a crack rock
Can you pls pass me the chicken nigga please
From the White House to a tent
I'm always late on my rent
I'm serving life sentences
Smokin a blunt
I'm airplanes crashing in 2001
I'm the fear that Americans
Feeling ever since Abraham Lincoln freed me
I'm me
Suck my D
I need money
(I don't like white people)