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"Look At The Elephant"

"Look At The Elephant"


I'd like to tell you
Some uncomfortable truths
This will now happen

Within a few years the elephants are going to die
But they're less important to our ecosystem than a fly (Why?)
All of our actions are ultimately selfish
Even when we help the helpless
We're thinking what we can get out of this
No need for an apology
It's just biology, because we're stronger in a colony
And honestly, I can't debate the fact my claims'll be debated
I can't overstate the fact I'm underrated
I can't stand or understand the fact I'm hated
I tried being understated 'til I realised it was overrated
Your tablet phone was made by modern day slave labour
The world today's arranged to make use chase paper
To the grave, spend spend spend, but make sure you save for later
Haters are going hate but maybe what they're saying will save you
Insane or saviour?
Am I a liar, pariah, messiah
Or a normal guy with the desire to inquire?
I'm adding fuel to fire, I'll draw the ire
Either side of the dividing line like a binary multiplier
We're all bullied at school, but never did it ourselves
That doesn't add up, you were a bully without knowing as well
You're guilty of stuff you'd have others thrown in a cell for
So look close to home before telling us what we're going to hell for

Look at the elephant
Look at the fucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the motherfucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the fucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the motherfucking elephant

Now, human rights are universal
'Cause they mean nothing unless given the worst of us
Regardless of what people do
Murderers are people too
Who legally you're equal to
There's no line between good and evil, dude
There's only actions and intentions
A result of chemical reactions and events
And any ethical infractions that you care to add that are an invention
But don't pretend that that's an invitation to act a twat
'Cause you're ingrained with empathy, advanced behaviour
Saviour
But you have more empathy for people of your own race
For those whose skin tone fits that of your own face

The capacity's in all of us for genocide
It's best to face the demon inside than try to run and hide
Nazis were people too
If you'd have been in their circumstances
The certain chance is you would be one too
Paedophiles are people too, that's their sexuality
It's not a choice, they're not criminals unless they breach legality
And when the age of consent changes internationally
Ranging from eight to eighteen then it's a massive leap
You may feel uncomfortable, but it's the truth actually
Like the fact that you're a walking talking poo factory

Look at the elephant
Look at the fucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the motherfucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the fucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the motherfucking elephant

Within a few years the elephants are going to die
But they're less important to our ecosystem than a fly
A transexual is genetically their birth gender
It's burnt into the embers of their cells like the Earth's centre
We can pretend, but in the end, eventually
Identity's inconsequential, conscious beings are nonessential
Disagree? Eeach piece of meat you eat was borne of suffering
Most reasons for eating it recede to nothing when you look at it
And similarly with abortion, a significant portion
Of the arguments can apply to infants that are already born
If you say you refuse to go back to coat hangers
Then the NRA could claim the same: "we won't go back to daggers!"
You may say it's none of my business as a cishet Brit
But I'm not one for indifference, I'm at odds with it
It is what it is regardless of whose gob's emitting it
So if you've got a problem with listening
It's probably the cognitive dissonance kicking in
Some of your most deep and strong beliefs are wrong, mine too
Read along to the lyrics of this song, you'll probably see the ones
To err is human, to forgive divine
To redefine what we believe is right is to see behind the scenes
And really feel alive
To be reminded of the blood, the guts, the bones and the meat inside
I really tried but this feeling can't even be described
It's too revealing, I can't be surprised we try to keep it hiding
At times fear takes over, so like Peter, we deny
But the beauty within reason seems it cannot be defied
Everyone will compromise their morals for enough money
And farts will always, always be funny

The elephant
Look at the fucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the motherfucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the fucking elephant
The elephant
Look at the motherfucking elephant

You are going to die
No, really. Listen to me
You
Are
Going
To die
Now I don't care about advances in cryogenics
Or the infinite universe theory
You
Are
Going
To die
 
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"Low Lights"

"Low Lights"


Oh, low lights
Low lights
Lights that are low
Lights that are low

I ain't talkin' about highlights
They got too much limelight
If we lay low light
Then it's no light

Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout low lights
Low, "good-to-go" lights
Those "steal-the-whole-goddamn-show" lights
Them good ol' low lights
 
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"Mad Max Epic Rap"

"Mad Max Epic Rap"


[Intro:]
Alright, fellas
Ladies
I'm not actually Australian
As you can probably guess
But uh, grew up watching a lot of Crocodile Dundee
Neighbors
And I'm gonna have a bit of fun with this one

[Verse 1:]
I started with nothing
They took it all
Swapped it for a sunburn
And a foot in the balls
I'm homeless and hopeless
These bogans are bogus
Emotionally deprived
And rife with psychosis
They've gone and made max ferocious
How mad this bloke is
That'll stab you in the back
With a broken bone
And slash your scrotum
I need to have the focus
To build the Magnum Opus
And plan a road trip
So that I can go and tackle Scrotus
He scrapped my black on black
And that's a bloody ballache
Messing with another fella's car?
Not on at all, mate
Never miss a war boy
He's one foot in the grave
When I twist the blade
Never forget the look on their face
Look, I'm not brave
I just want to repay the pain
I ain't saving the world
There's no world to save

[Chorus:]
I'm Mad Max
Collect scrap
To attach to my ride
And drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From Gas Town way out
To the outback
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap
And splatter the barren flats
With flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crapp your kecks
Like ex-lax

[Verse 2:]
Just nipping out to nick stuff
And then get stuck in big nothing
But get stuffed
If you think that I'll quit, huffing
Unsettle the dust
Above the speckles of rust
I've got myself to help
There's no one better to trust until
I bumped into Chumbucket
Through plum luck
And it got me pumped up
To have a chum who's up for
Mucking in
Tucking in
Trucking
Kicking up a motherfucking ruckus
Sick enough to sit in
While I'm socking these suckers
When we hop in the vehicle
I call shotgun
That's not a metaphor, mate
I've actually got one

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
I've got a ticket to ride
To where the fittest survive
To live here requires
A particular type
Of meticulous mind
You need volition
Munition and intuition to drive
And that's what griffa provides
It's not ufficient to be wishful
And blag it
You need the nads
To eat a fistful of maggots
From prickles to scrapulance
Rippers and rammers
You're going to need to be a dab hand
With a wrench and a hammer
The manic mechanic instilling panic
Bringing havoc
To these panoramic lands
With my rampant antics
Though it's dramatic
I'm a classic romantic at heart
Hi honey, I'm home
You won't believe the traffic

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
You guys are so nice
Australia
 
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"Mafia II"

"Mafia II"


[Verse 1:]
Yeah, I'm Vito Sceleta
When it comes to being a G there's no one better
I'm a vet straight fresh out of Operation Husky
Put my life on the line but the state doesn't trust me
I came out of Italy, specifically Sicily
'Til I shipped in with the immigrants to the Big City
Live gritty!
Had a hard start but still we party hard and sing ditties
Living large, drinking with them broads with the big titties
But when you're living big you tend to run up debts
And clearing credit here's not a case of signing another cheque
We deal with suitcases stuffed with banknotes
And debt collectors who aren't too shy to shank throats
When there's money to pay, you better pay, prick
And if you can't make it, you better take it
Cause if you have to twist an arm, you may as well break it
Get in the fucking car, you're getting taken on a day trip

[Hook:]
In a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
And in a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God (Amen!)
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God (Amen!)

[Verse 2:]
I'm a Mafia Don, stacking the funds
Trying to hold me back, what kind of crack are you on?
I roll with a Beretta 38 and my friend Joe
But I know we're all alone in the end though
Every road leads there, no need to go dead slow
So speed up because I said so
Or be left in the red glow of the tail lights
Life's a driving test and you can't fail twice
Ain't going back to jail, you can inhale on my tail pipe
Make no mistake, I'm running the Bay
If you've something to say
I'll aim my submachine gun and then spray
A man of grand ambitions but still I'm humble and pray
Hungry to take over, never done for the day
I came reluctantly in to the Underworld
Tried to play it straight but it sucked me back in
Guess I'm not done with the girl
So I made a date with fate and aimed to take everything I could
And 'til I end up in Satan's flames
It's never been as good

[Hook:]
In a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
And in a city that won't sleep
We live the American Dream
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God
If it's God that has made man
Then a made man is God
Gangster...
 
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"Mass Effect"

"Mass Effect"


Mass Effect
I'm Commander Shepard
The man with the method
To brandish a weapon
And then handle the geth with it
I'm an effortless hero
My rhymes shines brighter than Element Zero
Bringing more fire than Emperor Nero
It's the end of an era, yo!
There's something mysterious with Saren Arterius
Committing violence against Nihlus
I'm furious
I'll chase him from place to place
Base to base
Until we're face to face
I'm serious
From the Sirius Relay to Artemis Tau
I'll tighten the net, I'm not far from him now
I'll fight all the geth till that bastard is found
And leave his heart in the ground
I'm the southpaw outlaw scoundrel
Bringing down more tools than a whole ground force
Listen out now, fool
It's pretty damn doubtful
That I'll be sitting down with the Citadel Council
The Reapers are keen to bring about your downfall
So me and my team are about to flout laws
I'll introduce to the whole of my party
Garrus, Liara T'Soni and Tali
Wrex, Kaiden, Ashley, Joker, the Army
You roll with an asari
Older than Atari
A krogan that'll leave you cold within a heartbeat
My team's hotter than a stolen Ferrari
Can a volus go shoulder to shoulder with me?
Hardly
My ship's seen off more foes than a Somali's
So we're going on safari
To the far reaches, it'll be gnarly
Seeing stranger creations than Dalí
And breaking more faces than Arnie

Mass Effect 2
Blown to pieces
And reassembled
I don't believe this
It's bleeding mental
But then again, with these credentials
Can they be blamed for believin' me essential
I don't want to be nervously lunchin' with Cerberus
I'd prefer to be punchin' a journalist
Soupin' up all my guns for the skirmishes
In which I'll puncture the firmament
Permanent
I'm bringin' a lyrical Mass Effect
My skill it'd kill a million billion massive geth
Commander Shepard's formidable syllables
Hitting the pinnacle, it's a miracle
That commands mass respect
Incontestable, I'm a professional
But my new boss is less than respectable
So you better cover up your testicles
'Cause my next method's something of a spectacle
More fresh and raw
Than a vegetable
Coming from the underground
With the hunger of a Thresher Maw
I leave the rachni with a black eye
Slap pyjaks with a backhand
Never act nice
Rap lines sharper than cacti
Or the bite of a varren on a barren planet
Baptized in flame
Rise again
In fact, I'm insane
Providing pain, back from the afterlife
Packin' an appetite to invade
This ain't a drivin' range
But I'll leave you with eighteen holes
Inside of your brain
Like a Swiss cheese
Bitch, please
You'll disbelieve the manner in which I kick frees
Bringing Sci-Fi to your Hi-Fi
Is the highlight of your lifetime
With ease
This is just the beginning
 
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"Medicine Ball"

"Medicine Ball"


Listen
Imagine Dan sat in the back of an ambulance
Chatting to Adam and telling him that he's had enough of this madness
Fuck if that actually happened I haven't the faintest clue
The concussion had damaged my grey matter and mushed my brain to goo
But when I unravelled the bandage to see my face anew
My eyes' vacant gaze described what I should aim to do
And that's whatever the fuck it takes to make it through
Enough pussying about, now I'm a sabretooth, and nature's brutal
In the old days I used t
O say I didn't need to pay my dues
Ha - how far was I away from truth?
And in the old days I used to wait for opportunities to happen
Now I make my opportunities and grab them

[Hook:]
What doesn't kill will not make you stronger
But at least you're going to live a little longer
So take everything right on the chin
And never ever ever give in

I was nearly a limited edition
Because I could have been swimming with the fishes
But being in critical condition
Would give me the volition
To fulful my mission as a skilled musician, ambition:
Kill competition with my ill compositions
And then build my position up until I'm a religion
Roll up, roll up my shirt sleeves, I see the vision
Turn the key in the ignition
Burn and speed into the distance
Even if it means you're gonna be in a collision
Well at least you've given us a firm reason to listen
Desert the feeble disposition
Learn to feed on criticism
Spurn the media's derision
Earn your keep and keep on living
Hurting people is a piece of piss
But it requires guts to be kind
I don't know why I didn't see this shit
I must have been blind
But even despite that dust in my eye will never settle
I will never bite the dust 'til I die

[Hook:]
What doesn't kill will not make you stronger
But at least you're going to live a little longer
So take everything right on the chin
And never ever ever give in

Look - whether you're holding a bunch of roses
Or holding a gun just know this
You've got to soldier on, roll with the punches, throw fists
Keep holding on, lift that boulder on your shoulders strong
Souls are one thing, but the body's been evolving long
Before you ever knew the pain
It's hurting me
Recuperation is a state of elevation
Gave me endless days to meditate and strengthen every failing I had
Being a patient gave me patience and determination
Dedication to bettering Dan
Man, I've taken beatings, taken knees to the face
My bloodstream stained the streets of this place
Where I reside, seeped through the pavement
Making me a piece of the neighbourhood
Could you keep it more real than me right there if you tried?
From the stitches in my elbow to the tears in my side
My scars are badges of honour, I bear them with pride
They stitched my scalp, fixed my split eyebrow
And another time they took out a bit of my bowel
Being a patient gave me patience and determination
Helped me to see a way out of the maze, found an escape
Came out of the daze
How many ways more will I be knocked to the ground, now?
But they named me Danny Boy
Because you're never going to keep me down

[Hook]
 
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"Mega Man vs. Proto Man Rap"
(feat. NLJ)

"Mega Man vs. Proto Man Rap"
(feat. NLJ)



[Intro:]
Hey Joshua, I got an idea
What?
Let's do rapping
About what?
I don't know, anything
Anything?
Computer games
Yeah?
MegaMan, for example
Or ProtoMan
MegaMan
ProtoMan
MegaMan
ProtoMan

[Hook x2:]
Who's the best man?
Is that a question?
A double take, we attack 'till your head spins
You know it's MegaMan
No, it's ProtoMan
We 'bout to bust up the track you selected
It's not like Red vs. Blue, see
We got time, don't expect a movie
So you start to run
But we're far from done
Cause literally my arm's a gun

[Dan Bull:]
It's the boy in the blue suit, blue hair and blue boots
With arms like mine, I should probably shoot hoops
I rock a Mega Buster
You got a feather duster
I'll uppercut you in the head because I never trust ya
Dr. Wily's not so highly qualified as his title implies
It's a pile of lies
Like every time he complies
Apologizing and cries
Before recidivising right into the violent life

[NoneLikeJoshua:]
Yo, it's ProtoMan
You know your bro, fam
Punch you in the shoulder, then I crush you like a soda can
I make your motor jam, loading up my cannon
Then we taking over from America to Tokyo, Japan
Your demise, see, I hold it in my poker hand
You’re slower than iPhones from 2007
Call me a shadow while I’m hiding from the Light
As a rapper, not surprising that you copy my lines
Like damn!

[Hook]

[Dan Bull:]
So come and rock with Rock as I rock with Roll
Sidescrolling through the whole of your soul, ohhh!
My cranium is made of titanium
I'm running rings around fake lies like Alien
I'm better than ProtoMan, Fire Man, Cut Man
Bomb Man, Time Man, Ice Man
Guts Man, Method Man, Redman
I'm way ahead, man
And what's my name again? Say it!
MegaMan!

[NoneLikeJoshua:]
We taking out the Bass and the Treble
I’m made of the metal
And waiting forever to play on the level we came to settle
You say you’re special while I stay the rebel
You pacifists have to get your a**es kicked on a bangin' instrumental
You patriotic fool claiming you’re not a tool
Everybody’s sure you’re megaderp, so stop refusing the truth
I got my Proto Shield blockin' haters out
Shades on my helmet cause my name’s renowned
And they say wow!

[Hook]

[Outro:]
Robots are machines that follow orders
I’m a machine that doesn’t
So what does that make me?
 
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"Metal Gear Solid"
(feat. Shizzy VI)

"Metal Gear Solid"
(feat. Shizzy VI)



[Shizzy VI:]
Warrior filled with metal gears
Walking the size of a Metal Gear
Refer to me as Raiden
Feel the wrath of my blade and view my metal gear
Slick as a Gray Fox, with the telekinetic ability
Of a Psycho Mantis with the moves of an Ocelot
I’mma show the whole world what my plan is
Domination – that’s day by day
In a Metal Gear Rex or a Metal Gear Ray
Launching a rocket, predicting your moves
Plug into a whole new socket
Why? ‘Cause I’m watching, I’ll sever your arms
While reading the data on your memory card
You’re never as hard, I’m solid like Plissken
When rhyming my mission, snipe from the distance
A lyrical depiction of greatness
A Son of Liberty with guns of the Patriots
On a substance where I need water
Or I’ll trip out and won’t be a Peace Walker
King Cobra, snake eater
When I start rising I’ll blaze speakers
Til the day that 6 is a massive name
Making rappers go ghost, bringing phantoms pain
A master swordsman that you can’t handle
Solid Shizzy with Liquid Dan Bull
You spit sick gamble, lose your profits
You’ll be crying wolf with no way to stop it
I’m a Big Boss, turning artists purple
Bringing all the sorrow, best call the Colonel
Raw for sure, yo! You ain’t on my level
Hence why I possess your woman like Meryl
Never gonna settle, I’m never gonna be suffering
Waving a finger right at the government
Weapons at the ready from my heads to my socks
Like Snake’s trademark, I’ll put you in a box
Snake
Snake
Dan Bull

[Dan Bull:]
Sneaking around, not a peep or a sound
From my feet on the ground, but if people have found
Me then I down these with a leap
And a bound, then leave like a thief in a crowd
I’m the lead lethal elite
Look at me, can you see the physique? Sweet
I need it for griefing and breaching the peace
When I’m breaching a keep, but I keep it discrete
You will see what I mean when I creep knee-deep
In the evil and leave with not even a squeak
To me, people seem inane
And when they see my name it doesn’t mean the same thing
Me? I’ve got the meanest aim, think
I was a Green Beret, I never squeeze and pray
You better leave in haste, believe you may
Never see the day or breathe again
A snake in the grass
I lay awake in your path
And they are making a massive
Mistake if they ask it
I’ve faith in the task – their face
I’m taking it fast, and breaking
It past the point their next
Of kin could name it from snaps
You’re not up to the skilled task
Your style’s like me, it gets old real fast
Genetically modified, what a guy
So I often wonder why I have only got one eye
I’m a clone, so I’m not alone
Grown in a test tube, I’m the best dude that I know
I’m a son of Big Boss, but I don’t give a toss
Because I’m a bigger boss, pick a sod and flip them off
I’m a raw dude, cutting all through you waves
Like the blade of a sawtooth through a raw fruit
But call me Snake Plissken and you’re risking
A major plagiaristic lawsuit
 
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"Minecraft Creeper Rap"

"Minecraft Creeper Rap"


[Verse 1:]
I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

Oh hai, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

[Hook:]
Boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom!
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

(Pew, pew, pew)

[Verse 2:]
I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber!
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul!
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, ow, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?

I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
It's official
A ballistic missle
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle!

Take a listen!
It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition!
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing: Gone fission

White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not...
BLAST!

[Hook]

My hobbies and interests include going...

BOOM BOOM BOOM!
 
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"Minecraftsoft (It's Over)"

"Minecraftsoft (It's Over)"


Oh Mojang, I can feel the soil falling over my head
And as I climb into an empty bed, oh well, enough said

Dear Microsoft, we've got something to say
You just traded for the biggest indie game in the indie game
It just doesn't do it justice just to pin it with the indie name
It's amazing just how big this thing became, it's been through stages
Came straight from a beta on a forum into history's pages
But now the fanbase weeps through flushed and misty faces
No wish to see the game with Windows 8's interfaces
Listen, it isn't as if we hate you, we're just resisting changes
Gamergate displayed it pays to listen when players are pissed and dangerous

It's over, still I cling
I don't know what else I can play
Oh Mojang, I can feel the soaring overheads

I know it's business but there is this; look
I know it's business but there is this; look
This game means so, so much to so many people
I can't think of a single community with any equal
There's the streamers, the hardcore and casual players
PC, console, mobile, YouTubers making a living from ads on players
Construction on creation, Bukkit, Tekkit, Hunger Games
And tons of countries' young teenagers
That've become each other's neighbors, Steve's become a savior
Please don't leave him to become a slave here, I pray to you

Mojang staff, please be happy
Corporate suits, don't be brutes
Loud loutish logo, treat them kindly
As though they need you more than they love you

You might think I'm daft, asking you to be nice to Minecraft
But I don't mind that, so laugh, my life is quite naff
I've an appetite for trite trash, many nights I've pined, sat
With wine or sank a pint glass and passed the time with Minecraft
The game's a mate in the bad times I've had, the sad times I've had
But when I craft, those sad times don't matter, no
So you might think I'm daft, asking you to be nice to Minecraft
But I don't mind that, as long as you look after Minecraft
Don't mind that, as long as you look after Minecraft

It's over and it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And Notch even spoke to me and said

"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if your channel's so good
Then why do you stream alone tonight?
I know 'cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your mine and your farms
While they're in each other's arms"

It's so easy to craft, it's so easy to slay
It takes strength to descend in the mine
It's so easy to laugh and poke fun at Bill Gates
It takes guts to attempt such a buy

Oh Mojang, oh Mojang
Oh Mozza, I can feel the DMCA over my head
This is a parody, don't grief, content ID, please
 
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