Dan Bull

[fox69]

"In No Man's Sky"

"In No Man's Sky"


Of all the gin joints
In all the towns
In all the world
In all the galaxies
You had to be
The one into which I've been hurled
In the distance one little man
Sits on the fringe of a wondrous expanse
Physics, math, leave nothing to chance
Binary beats make numbers dance
On a map as vast as our lack of understanding
Of even the spot you stand in
Avast, nail your map to the mast
Pieces of 8-bit data drift past
Digits and data drifting in space
Just sit and wait to be diligently saved
In the Atlas and graphed
And collated in ways
Not even N.A.S.A could track
Im Charles Darwin as he lands at the Galapagos
Encountering a thousand-pound
And winged Dog-billed Platypus

Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive

In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?
Bright, bright

Iridescent
Opalescent
So pleasant
I'm getting a bit tumescent
Free fall
Three, Four
Kilometres to the floor
Wee, Phwoar!
Me, I'm enthralled
With all of the flora
Fauna before me
I thought I'd fall on a flaw
Forced to the fore
Fallen and forlorn
Forever more
What a terrible thought to be fought
Before terraforming, exploring
Forage through foreign forms
Forest, Fawn
Flower and thorn
I've found and filed a thousand kinds
And now I'll find a thousand more
I didn't
Forget them
They're hidden
Fluorescent
Forbidden
Effervescent
I'm getting a bit tumescent
If I am fortunate enough
To find a formula for all the stuff
The sky will fall from up above
I'm flying for the love
For the love
For the love, for the love
For the love
For the love, For the love

Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive
Explore
Fight
Trade
Survive

In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?

For the love
For the love, for the love
For the love
For the love, for the love

Wherever we've been we leave pollution
We need a clean solution
No matter whatever you believe in, you should
See through to the conclusion
Human beings are being a nuisance
An abusive stream of evolution
Views that seem to disagree
Are surely leading you to ruin
Through and through
We need to do away with the delusion
That the universe is merely here for amusement
Hear the music
It's a mutagen
To neuter men's illusion
Every creature's doomed
For use through what we do to them
Cease taking previous mistakes
And reproducing them
Let's clean the slate
Wipe the canvas
And make the painting beautious again

In No Man's Sky
Climb in your seat
Close the window and fly
Rise up now
Go and find
Why life thrives
Look low and high
Leave behind a gleaming line
Of notes and signs
Keep your enemies close
See foes and fight
For your life
Until you're home and dry
Avert your eyes
From solar glowing lamp lights
Who knew paradise would be so damn bright?

 

[fox69]

"Iron Man Mode"

"Iron Man Mode"


Computer games are gettin' too easy these days (Why?)
For each mistake we just reload and resave
In the meek way that they were never meant to be played
We need to cease placin' emphasis on Seagate
Be brave, and implement a higher plan, of gaming and never saving
The name is Iron Man

I want an adrenaline overload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode
Never save gameplay, never reload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode

If there is no risk, then there's no reward
Slave to the save, throw your overlords overboard
Computer mutiny through the screen's new to me
Dan and a cannon canning any man that shoots at me
Napoleonic flows Bonaparte
Leaving loads of foes blown apart
No comeback Kenobi, Obi-Wan
For one life only, lonely heart
No reloadin', you can only restart
This is Iron Man Mode and I am Tony Stark
Ha!

I want an adrenaline overload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode
Never save gameplay, never reload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode

You'll realize real life is irreplaceable
No three strikes; this isn't baseball
Your bones are breakable, your foes'll break 'em all
They'll take the opportunity by any means available
To demonstrate that your remains are quite biodegradable
If you're incapable to comprehend mortality
I advocate the remedy of permanent fatality

I want an adrenaline overload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode
Never save gameplay, never reload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode

I want an adrenaline overload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode
Never save gameplay, never reload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode

It's time that gamers got their balls back
Who's with me?
Put your balls in the air if you're with me!

 

[fox69]

"It Is The Battlefront Rap (Rap About Battlefront)"

"It Is The Battlefront Rap (Rap About Battlefront)"


[Verse 1:]
A long time ago in a galaxy far away
A battle between son and father raged
The dad represented an empire of hate
While the son's side brought light
To erase the dark away
What?! Feel the beat drop, like a rock
That an Ewok dropped from a treetop
You be lost like Luke on his Tauntaun
Man, he should have probably took a TomTom
It's getting Hoth in here
So put on all your clothes
Before you're froze
Cold as ice like my hardboiled prose
Hip hop C-3PO, fluent in six million flows
Oh no, I'm a rap Han Solo
Backpack Jedi Master YOLO
No fool, old school like Yoda
Fly in a Vauxhall Supernova
Souped up chunk of metal, son
Revving and ready for the Kessel Run
Hey matey! Your AT-AT's slower than AT&T
I could have ate tea at the age of eighty
And still evade Vader's late fleet
When I aim I can read your mind
Make your speeder bike and a tree colide
Ow, there's a leak in your trousers
I've got a bad feeling about this

[Hook x2:]
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming
Like a car door, sir!
You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars!

[Verse 2:]
Between me and you there's business
Bigger than Lucas and Disney's
Like Luke I was born to do this
I've used the Force and torn
Through the stormtroopers
All you noobs are sore losers
You scruffy looking nerf herders
Motherfuckers deserve murder
I smash my rivals! Snatch the title
Look at my blaster rifle (PEW!)
Splat your eyeball!
Peep through the binoculars
See the future of oculus
I'm the Boba Fett of the net
But I've not got any offers yet
I'm not respected enough
Cos I go over your head like a hover jet
I got it in the pocket, you're a rookie
I rip your arm out the socket like a Wookie
Look here, I'm a new rapper
Half computer half Chewbacca
You're not that bad but you lack heart
Mon Calamari, tell them Admiral Ackbar
Set traps so you better get back
When I'm strapped with a jetpack necks snap
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront

[Hook x2:]
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker, beat slamming
Like a car door, sir!
You're comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars!

 

[fox69]

"John Lennon"

"John Lennon"


Once upon a time there was a working class hero
Who wanted to give power to the people so
He asked us to imagine a world of peace,love and truth
To give peace a chance,
Do you want to know a secret from me to you?
All you need is love so love me do
And whether the music was acoustic or rock and roll
He walked the long and winding road until he wore out his rubber sole
With his old brown shoe
He broke walls and bridges down
Made us come together
'Caused us all to twist and shout
He was the one to tell us what goes on
Number nine, number nine revolution

[Hook:]
John
John
Le-le-le-le-le-le-le-lennon
John
Oh, john
Le-le-le-le-le-le-le-lennon

He was a paperback writer
As well as pen and verse
His best known publication was a spaniard in the works
And in his own right
He would write and write and write
Cause you should do whatever gets you through the night
Every man has a woman who loves him more than any other
But for this boy, who'd compare to john lennon's mother?
She's a woman named yoko
She's something new
So hold on john, because she loves you
This is real love
No more cover versions
Their love was just like starting over,two virgins
He was happier then anybody'd ever seen
But the boys of abbey road, didn't want to let it be

[Hook]

He went to live in new york city, but he lived on borrowed time
Living life with the lines, he was shot by a jealous guy
With a revolver, but don't ask me why
Life's little more then: Hello, goodbye
My, what a souvenir from their visit to america
Now he's going to strawberry fields forever
Hardly instant karma, but
Calm your nerves
Cause this beautiful boy's now as free as a bird

[Hook x2]

 

[fox69]

"Kelsey Bears"

"Kelsey Bears"


I got your cards that you bought me; ignored them
Because I thought calling would cause me a boredom
And of course I'm ashamed to admit
That every birthday wished me further away
From your midst till I couldn't face taking the risk
I guess I lost my faith a little bit
But then I realised a fundamental basic
More than any other you encouraged me to be creative
So it might be quite belated
But I love you, Margaret and David

The Kelsey Bears
The Kelsey Bears
The Kelsey Bears

You were with me in my first days
But then I shut myself away during my worst days
A half-baked reason why I'm worth cake
But now 11 star birthday is part of my wordplay
And you bought me a calligraphy set
I'm ashamed to say I haven't done calligraphy yet
I was a little perplexed and treated it with neglect
And yet now I make my living fiddling with text
Some of your gifts still bring back images
The little set of carved farmyard miniatures
The tree was my favourite piece
And it still is when I play with my niece
So yeah, I've done myself a favour at least
Now I'm back on the rails and I'm taming the beast
In a similar way to how my birthday cake did
It's time for you two to be celebrated
So it might be quite belated
But I love you, Margaret and David

The Kelsey Bears
The Kelsey Bears
The Kelsey Bears

Photography
Was obviously
A hobby each of you wanted me to do
I never got into it properly
But now I love it, kind of like a kid with broccoli
My tastes took time to develop in the dark room
And now I can't do without it, honestly
You offered me an option
And I made you feel you'd been forgotten
Now the season's hot
And Evesham's lost some leaves and blossoms
But let's speak a little
Let's speak a little more often

The Kelsey Bears
The Kelsey Bears

 

[fox69]

"Kicky Kicky Flow"

"Kicky Kicky Flow"


Hey!
Turn off whatever tune's on, and listen to this new song!
It's BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The Goon Squad
Whatever name you want to call us, fine let's move on
And clarify a few things to avoid confusion

No need for PayPal, vouchers or a coupon
You can see us free of charge, like a neutron
We won't blow the roof off, but we'll put a roof on
Both obsessed with little cubes and I'm not talking croutons
So get your shoes shone, to a sheen
Put your feet upon the futon and us upon the screen!

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow!

I'll introduce the duo, to the newest YouTube viewers
Xephos is Lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is
You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids, flatulation
Blood, sweat, tears, humors and the tangy taste
Of the runny gooey liquid, oozing from a Jaffa cake!
We've got new tips, music and animations
So I wanna see your, hips, thighs and your fanny shakin'
Rihanna's nothing in comparison to Granny Bacon!

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow!

Oh God! You're logged onto the YogPod,
With more devout followers, than the God squad
There's seldom, if ever, been such a realm or dimension
Bringing that much traffic, That you can hear the sound of the engines

Oh, and by the way, as well, did I mention?
The fact that we've got more links, than a Zelda convention?
You can tell there's a tension, but it probably isn't sexual
So any innuendo there's ineffectual
But mention Jaffa cakes, and Simon practically masticates
He's dream meal's a stack of them, upon a massive plate!
I've even seen him eat a Jaffa cake flavoured pasta bake
And after ate even more, instead of After Eights!
I wonder where exactly does he keeps them all stashed away
The number crunchin' is too massive to extrapolate!

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, igging a hole
I'm Dan Bull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow!

Dan Bull, rappin' on behalf of the Yogscast
Swingin' harder than my diamond axe, when I'm choppin' logs fast
I'm unsurpassed, When it comes to rap with Bombast
So turn up the volume knob and increase the contrast!
At long last, Here's a rapper that's a gaming geek
Entertaining people, with amazing speed
The pick of the bunch, the bigger the swing, the bigger the punch
I pick up a thing up off the floor and start mining ore
(Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha, Ching)
Double-time rap with a bit of Minecraft
Hope Mojang didn't mind that!
Take a hit of my track, to the ear canal
You'll be like "Bleeding 'ell"
One, two, can you hear me now?
Oi, Honeydew, does it ring a bell?
It's been years since your ears have felt like this
You're Isabel to my Israphel
Many men'll wanna make a rap track better than me
But they never will, because evidently, they lack the skill!
(Ah!)

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow, kicking a flow!

 

[fox69]

"Last Cigarette"

"Last Cigarette"


I'm back in this habit
The tobacconist grabbing a packet of fags
And passing it back as I hand him the cash
The transaction is tragic
A moment of magic
As I open the packet and go for the wrapping
In only a moment I'll have this fag lit
The sad fact is I'm an addict, I need
The hit of nicotine, just to breathe
And it's obscene
Just between us, as a kid, I disbelieved
A brittle leaf mixed with heat
Could leave you feeling incomplete without it
So blow the smoke out quick
You'll feel terrible
However, you will have achieved something incredible

This is my last cigarette
I've done enough that I have to regret
This is my last cigarette
I've done enough that I have to regret

Bringing a whole different sting
To the thing you hold in your fingers
They're stained since you imitated
The behaviour of your favourite singer
I know you stroll to the cinema
And your role model's holding a Marlboro
The image is vivid and so you're sold the whole
Till your soul is a prisoner moulded in miniature
Rolled in a Rizla
Held in a wrestling hold till the finisher
You're choked out, so blow the smoke out
No doubt: self-control's what's killing you

This is my last cigarette
I've done enough that I have to regret
This is my last cigarette
I've done enough that I have to regret

This is my last cigarette
I've done enough I have to regret
Without gasping for breath, asking for death
In return for the active effects
As many a heroin addict has said
It's addictive as smack, you'd be daft to inject
Skip the needle and the needle skips
As I tap my fag, let the ash hit the deck
Stood on the back step in the rain
And never complain till my fag's wet
Splashed out, cashing the cheque
Ash, ground; ground, ash; have you met?

This is my last cigarette
I've done enough that I have to regret
This is my last cigarette
I've done enough that I have to regret

I stub the nub
Enough's enough, I'm good
I would gladly have another fag, see
But the fact is I'm done
It's off my chest
And I'm impressed
With my willpower, nothing less
Face my face at 88 miles an hour
Time travelling as my life expectancy expands
And I feel like a younger man
You need to fight the hunger, Dan
You're done; you can
I can
I am

This is my last cigarette
I've done enough I have to regret
This is my last cigarette
I've done enough I have to regret
This is my last cigarette
I've done enough I have to regret
This is my last cigarette
I've done enough that I have to regret

 

[fox69]

"Last Light"
(feat. Miracle of Sound)

"Last Light"
(feat. Miracle of Sound)



[Chorus: Miracle Of Sound]
Do you know the meaning of fear
When you fear to lose all that you hold dear
Do you know the feeling of being alone
On your knees in the rubble of your home?

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
They said that Moscow was a lost hope
But it's not though
It's just gone off the beaten track to meet a crossroad
Glossed over its past
Crossed over at last
You know it had to drop the sickle and hammer
To wield a crossbow
Claustrophobic moments frozen
Suppose the cock crows and
They hoped that after the blast
There'd be just cockroaches
When mutants prove a nuisance
You sense there's a uselessness to jurisprudence
So surely you need new solutions
Not just purely for amusement
You can do things to improve things
Become a student of their blueprints
Or just shoot them
Stab them
Grab them
Chop them
Whatever option stops them
Blood on my hands
And I've not got a moment to wash them
I'm going to aim lower
And throw in the flame thrower
You know I'm insane
So I just throw a grenade
Blow up
So much pain that I could throw up
Flat on my back
And i still twat an attacker that's at my heels
For real

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Trying to stop us
Is like trying to stop a moving freight train
To protect our families
We are prepared to shoot and take pain
We stay awake through days and days
Ensure our group can stay safe
We'll take the aches and pains
And trade 'em for grenades and ak's
They say life is sacred
I say I can take it
In moments like this
It's our soul the light hits shining naked
They say life is sacred
I say I can take it
Pull the pin from my grenade
And bake it
While I wait to die degraded

[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"Life Is Strange"
(feat. Cammie Robinson)

"Life Is Strange"
(feat. Cammie Robinson)



[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same

[Verse 1: Dan]
I am a girl with all the time in the world
Got time on my hands and time's on my side
Ahead of my time having the time of my life
But it's time for a change, time to rewind
Time for another plan, time to decide
And if I can rewind then I can read minds
Pulling together these pieces of time

Pull the hands back, take another path, another chance
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans [2x]

[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same

[Verse 2: Dan]
Each photograph I take is a broken little token of a moment and a place
Another snapshot backed up on the laptop
I gather evidence against Blackwell lapdogs
This is for Kate Marsh
The way they baited her is way harsh
Why must they take time to break hearts
When all we want to do is stay aside, make art?
Arrange parts of time into a straight path
Time to pay your dealer and time's a great healer
I might faint from this time bomb
Hey Veela
My cerebral cortex is spinning a vortex
Clubs you're not invited to and things you never saw yet
I need a time out right now
I need to breathe back those hurtful words into my mouth
But as I wipe the blood from my nose I know that my time's up, another moment... froze
It's high time we had an everyday hero
In the right place at the right time, here, oh
I guess I've got time for one more line
So Cammie run that by me one more time

[Chorus: Cammie]
I don't read between the lines
Cause I can always turn back time
Mistakes are something I don't make
And I know that life is strange
But I'll never be the same

 

[fox69]

"Life Of A Trucka"

"Life Of A Trucka"


You alright, fella?
Yeah, mate, I ent seen you in ages, chap

How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker

Ha, pull out the gaffer's yard in a large cab
Ah, that feeling rubber rubbing on the Tarmac
My, my, I see the skyline fly by
Due to my tyre size, I'm sure I'm a mile high
Energy sending me serenity, firefly
A soiled dirty magazine is my private life
So if you see my lorry rocking in a lay-by
It may be quite wise not to knock and say hi
The way I pull up, it's hard to miss it
But if I leave it here I'll have a parking ticket
And if I catch a traffic cop who starts to stick it
I'll tell him where exactly up his arse I'll kick it
When I park like this, then I ooze style, look
Never mind if it's risking a huge pile-up
I park it like it's hot, a used fire truck
You're behind the times, bruv: "Ooh, dial-up"
Man, trucking is the life and I live it
Now I want to pimp my ride, call up Xzibit
Tell him attach some lights and a different trim
Go-faster stripes and some wicked rims
Hypnotised by the strobe of the cat's eyes
And when the rain flows, I am baptised

How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker

Forget that big rig over the road
Racing past him like nobody knows
I'm not overly loaded down with a load of wheels
So many going 'round, it's unreal
I feel appeal in the cab of my truck
So I seal the deal and peel off like a scab, yuk
Call it meals on wheels 'cause I'm delivering
Four tonnes of peas on four tonnes of steel
From city scenery to greenery
This is the epitome of machinery
It's just me and the road, woop woop!
Man, I feel like Toad, poop poop!
My windscreen is an ever-shifting picture
From Carlisle to Calais, Koln, Katowice
I stop off at Rostock before turning
And burning rubber all the way back home to Birmingham

How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker
How's it going mate? What up, mucka?
Me, I'm doing bloody great, I'm a trucker

Life of a trucka
Wouldn't change it for anything, man
Shove your office job up your arse, mate
It's just me and the road now
Me and the road