Dan Bull

[fox69]

"Misfit"

"Misfit"


Oh, sod it, it hurts but I'll reveal the truth
Sometimes I'd like to curl up and be a recluse
I mean it, it isn't simply an excuse
I'm really feeling too weak to deal with you
Do you see what I've been reduced to?
A shadow of myself with the bleakest future
I zone out, open myself
And only hope someone else knows what I'm about
It's lonely when you've felt so low you can't help
But want to go for broke, and throw in the towel
Go to the cabinet, open the tablets
Overdose and lay comatose in the bath with the tap running
That's not what I planned when I had hope though
I once was the man in the photo
Laughing with no load on my back and no hassle
And the path to my happiness, that was still open
In the past had I known that all that was over
Perhaps I'd have known how to claw back those years
I was sober, no drugs, I had a girlfriend
But now I'm a loner that hopes the world ends
How did I fall into all this torment
I never portended this result then
I wanted four kids, a mortgage, a crib with all the fittings
But all I'm getting's more bored and morbid
According to laws of physics actions all cause others
Yeah? So howcome I don't have some sort of lover?
It's all just rubbish, all religions and philosophical offerings
Of knowledge on the source of our suffering
It's just a thing thought up by people who lie to decieve
All the world to lie at their feet
So I'm actually beginning to believe
That perhaps it's time for me to leave

Cos I'm a misfit - I'm not an alpha male
Misfit - my health's too frail
I'm a misfit - worn out and pale
Misfit - I'm bound to fail

I'm a misfit - your inane conversation
Misfit - puts a strain on my patience
I'm a misfit - please take me away from all
Misfit - this pain and frustration
I'm a misfit

Do I freak you out with what I speak about?
Like I'm not even allowed to reveal myself
Cos it breaches how people seem to chat
It seems they really don't want to hear the real Dan
But piss off, I'm just not interested in small talk
I'd much more discuss thoughts on Bush, war and such
All the fuss all you fucks all get flustered with football
Means fuck all to me cos it's just sport, and that's all
Don't you ever sit and think about the bigger things
And how to figure things out that aren't just physical?
The little bit of history we fit into
How we're writ into it, and what it means to us
I feel I don't ever belong, what a misfit
But see, don't get me wrong, I'm not a thick kid
Cross my fingers, I've got witnesses of this
I think it's some kind of condition or sickness
That inhibits my ability to fit in with hip kids
Sit and sip drinks without feeling ridiculous
Is there something I've missed, is this all just a trick?
Can you all just admit that you're being pricks
For shits and giggles? It itches and niggles
This list of questions, riddles and things
That fill my head and inner sense with visions of maliciousness
With this malevolence I'm stripped of my innocence
The pinnacle thing beginning my wishlist's
A vision in which I'm just hindered with less stress
So if I sink into and addiction and alcoholism
Can I be forgiven for wishing to skip this
Abyss of decisions? This piteous pit
Full of pissy and shit citizens
Cos if this planet I've seen's the epitome of existence
Then shit, you can literally sit and spin on it

I'm a misfit - I'm not an alpha male
Misfit - my health's too frail
I'm a misfit - worn out and pale
Misfit - I'm bound to fail

I'm a misfit - your inane conversation
Misfit - puts a strain on my patience
I'm a misfit - please take me away from all
Misfit - this pain and frustration

Cos if this planet I've seen's the epitome of existence
Then shit, you can literally sit and spin on it

 

[fox69]

"Modern Warfare"

"Modern Warfare"


This is for my cousin Alex
Yeah
Yo, I'm John "Soap" MacTavish
Done loads of damage with my gun
Blown up baddies
And then totally vanished
So keep your eyes peeled
And your lips tight sealed
Or you might feel
The might of my riot sheild
Forget Battlefield
And feck the Batmobile
You might as well be playing blackjack
Or Track & Field
Dragon slaying's aggrivating
And it lacks appeal
Button bashin'
Cuttin', slashin'
Nothin' that is real
I've got the knack to wield
A plethora of weapons
Level up again
Collect the set
And come for seconds
I'll kick your RSASS with an MP7
Then I'll kick your arse (Ass)
Send you to the heavens
Yes, I'm quite divine with a Type 95
Ha!
I bet you couldn't even type "95"
I'm not pulling your leg
I'm putting you to bed
With a bullet in your head
So goodbye, nighty night

Ayo, I'm dropping tons of songs
In Cluster bombs
A Tuff Gong
So If I'm not your #1
Then there's something wrong
Suck your mom
I've done a ton of run and gun
You've done a runner, son
I run amok amongst these other
Motherfuckin' chumps
I'm a son of a gun
You're the son of your mum
There's not another that's as good
Under the sun
I'm
More than the sum of my parts
Pull you apart for fun
I'll serve a server full of nerds
As I'm the hardest one
Between you and me
I'm a UMP
You're a pea shooter
Doing stupid to a T
I'm sure Yuri can do a free beautifully
And Captain Price's tracks are nice
But they lack the
Fanatical
Tactical
Flashy
Grammatical
Radical
Classical
Stats
To satisfy my appetite
If any prat'll mess with me
Then he dies
So blast this MP3
Like an MP5

You don't need a statistician
To see I smack the rhythm
With a degree of accuracy
That's needed for atom splittin'
That's precision
When I'm rappin' about matter, fission
Having a laugh with physics
And still bringing cracking lyrics
To challenge MacTavish to a battle
Is a bad decision
Masochism
I'll kick your ass on any map you pick
And have you wishing that you didn't
Little lad, you lack the jism
To come back and tackle Britain
And in fact this is an actual acquisition
Of Activision's rap division
And Daniel's mission
Is to kick the ass of competition
I'm a handy mix of Andy McNab and Biggie
And when I smoke a fag
I don't mean that I have a ciggie
Sorry for the homophobic slang
But that's what happens
Idiots'll thrown a frag
And blow up faster
Than my rapping videos
Although I love kittens
I'm a great softie
But don't tell anybody
Stay frosty

 

[fox69]

"Monopoly Money"

"Monopoly Money"


[Intro:]
Me? I rap about games!
Yeah, we've gathered that by now
Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv
Somebody... presumably
Keepin' it old school, init bruv?
Yes it is
Check it!
Ch-check it...

[Verse 1:]
I'm not a property magnate
I'm a property magnet
Your offers, I'm knocking them back quick
As if I'm popping a tablet
Not stopping 'til I've got in the last bid
I splash quids side to side like my ad libs
Damn rich! Made of bread like a sandwich
Six figure plus cash sums are my language
Turning every opportunity to my advantage
So I can afford anything I've ever fancied
Shh! Here's an advanced tip to fill up your bank quick
Buy everything you fricking can while you're in transit
Take out the other gangs quick, bloods and crips
Make their bank balance even tighter than your hand grips
Fingers clamp tipped like a titanium vice when I'm shaking the dice
You didn't take my advice and I'm not saying it twice
Alright, I'm saying it twice
I'm bankrupting you so say your goodbyes
Uhh

[Bridge:]
Do not pass Go
And do not collect $200

[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me
I got dat Monopoly money
You're not going to take my property from me

[Verse 2:]
I'm not going to lie; the Monopoly guy
Looks impossibly fly in a top hat, moustache and a tie
I properly rock at Monopoly
You're probably not going to topple me
Even if your house burned down it wouldn't be hot property
Got money on my mind, I might require a lobotomy
I'm all about the green and I'm not discussing botany
But ruck with me and I might need to lick some broccoli
You're economically unsound like an art degree
My pocket's deep enough to feed everyone sleeping rough
But you don't beat the competition treating poverty
I'm really sorry that there's people that aren't eating properly
I acknowledge it's a problem, but not for me
What, you really think I'd know how to play fair?
When I was raised in a hotel on Mayfair?
I'd prefer to stay here, you can stay there
But as you're passing by, you'd better pay the fare

[Hook:]
I'm a cataclysm of capitalism
Stacking the dividends as I rap on the rhythm
I'm lacking humility, never lacking in income
This isn't a city, it's a kingdom
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat
Monopoly. Hot property
I am Dan Bull and I rock a beat

[Outro:]
Has anyone ever actually finished a Monopoly game
Without overturning the board and throwing little buildings everywhere?
Not me... Not me
Consoles? You're next

 

[fox69]

"My Catharsis"

"My Catharsis"


I'll get in my submarine
Set sail to somewhere remote
I'll wait until World War III is over
Then go and live with the victors and

Sing
Sing
My catharsis

Look, never again will I put down my pen
The best method I know to let stuff out my head
Yes, I'm aware of the notion I must sound a bit dense
But I'm just letting you know there's nothing round to contend
When stressed then I focus on jotting down a lament
Introspectively composing what comes out from within
Whenever you feel hopeless, down, depressed
I suggest getting a note book out and venting
Whether wrecked or sober muck round with the text
Get depression focused, confront the doubt and dread
Instead of letting them roam or shutting them out your head
Don't ever repress emotions, push them down, pretending
You never noticed them sucking you down to death
You could suffer a thousand deaths together alone
Getting ever more low 'til you couldn't get up out of bed
So yes, my best weapon's prose, and I'll love sound to def

My catharsis

Sometimes you need to sit and vent your heart
Even if there's a fair chance some prick'll tear it apart
But I don't care, it's a farce
So I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve eager to share it with half
Of the people that care when I start with my speech
Harp through my teeth
About seemingly meaningless things mithering me
And I mean it's difficult to say what's really on your brain
Without thinking what friends think of your frame of mind
cos they might think you're a little bit insane
But if you wanna break from the cycle of pain
Then you might wanna change up your mind and its frame
You're neither to blame nor liable for saying
Any lines on a page that's inscribed with your name
They're right when they say pen's mightier than sword
So remember that fact then write and record

My catharsis

 

[fox69]

"National Anthem Of The PC Master Race"

"National Anthem Of The PC Master Race"


[Verse 1:]
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Oi Mate !
Check out my new rig
Nine thousand and two gig...
Of games
With more mods than a who gig
I read the jealousy written on your face
When I said I needed planning permission for my case
Your rig is a disgrace
It's a little but a raised
Middle finger up to Gaben and an insult to the race
Every console falls prey to the same fate
Blatant aliasing and a lame frame rate
Hey mate
I measure mine in planck time
Beat you to the singularity defining mankind
Ahead of the times
You wouldn't even believe
I pre-order a release before it's event conceived
I've got such a cutting edge chipset
That I can only play games that don't even exist yet

[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face

[Verse 2:]
I'm just letting you know there's no letters as sexy
As WASD
I've got an 8TB SSD
You've got an IDE running XP
Forget 1080p, that's a baby screen
Anything less than 8K will make me scream
If there's ever a pixel that I can plainly see
It best be on a retro indie game release
A nice fact for you to wank about
There's more cash in my steam wallet than in my bank account
Kids stay in school
Never break rules
And make sure you pray every day to Gabe Newell

[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face

[Verse 3:]
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
I'm pro nuclear power
Cause I can drain a whole power plant with my PSU in an hour
The hoover dam's water cooling my tower
My CPU needs something new to devour
While you fool around with your montain dew
My watercooler's the fountain of youth
I don't give a damn about the review
My PC'S a beast
It should be held in a zoo
GPU fans sounds as loud as the who
Producing heat that's even capable of melting a nuke
I tell thee, it's true
And if you doubt me we'll do
A stress test where I'll leave you running round in a loop
You're a console peasant
I'm a grumpy old pedant
In a adolescent brain on the credit of my parents
I had them pay for my setup as a present
Cause I said I needed better processing for my lessons
What I meant was FPS in league of legends
And the set on LED keys on my desk are iridescent
Do I ever have a little bit of emphaty ? NO !
My our framerates be high and our temperatures low !

[Hook:]
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will faq your face

[End speech:]
The views expressed in this musical work
May or may not be satire
You'll never know

 

[fox69]

"New Leaf"

"New Leaf"


I have found a way out
I have found a way out
It's a dark and desolate path
It will take everything that I've got
But I have found a way out
I have found a way out

Daniel
Oh Daniel Bull
You are such an awkward boy
Why do you do it
Daniel
Oh Daniel Bull
You might be the death of me
But I love you

I put my life on the line, didn't I?
I pegged it up for prying eyes
It was a fresh CD
A clean sheet leaves me high and dry
But try as I might
I can't find the fight to retire, no
So it's time that I livened up
Took a stride to the light and strut

I got a clean new opportunity
To produce CD two beautifully
Would you believe I'm in a super-human league
I mean, who else can do what I do to beats musically?
As soon as D.A.N. B.U.L.L. spells trouble
Then you can leave
Meanwhile please stay glued to your seats
So you can see the ace up my new sleeve

I didn't decide to pick up a biro, no
Didn't decide to pick up a microphone
Woe betide my open eyes
So I've opened my soul, and lo and behold
Ive broken the mould
Try as I might
I can't find the fight to retire, no
So it's time that I livened up
Took the mic and said "hiya chuck"

If I was a peg (which I'm not)
I'd hold you
But I have found a way out
I have found a way out

 

[fox69]

"No More Parties in L.A."

"No More Parties in L.A."


No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties where?
(Los Angeles ya twat)

No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties in L.A., no more parties in L.A.
No more parties, more parties, no more parties, more parties

No more parties, no more parties
No more parties in Los Angeles, please
There's rather many parties already
You've got too many parties
We're saturated with parties here in Los Angeles, California
There's not enough water and there's too much partying
We need more water and less partying
The water-party ratio is all out of wack

 

[fox69]

"Nothing On Jews"

"Nothing On Jews"


I'm not the kind of guy that you would likely see
criticising anybody, unless I believed
that they deserve to be told I disagree
with something that they've done specifically
Now I'm alright with some types of piracy
but not the violent type you find on the high seas
Why fight your allies in times of peace
then hide behind a pile of lies like you were trying to police?

So it's okay for you to go crazily
overboard with excessive use of force?
Though sticks and stones may break your bones
they don't provoke a massacre with no remorse
But never mind that, don't give it another thought
'cause provididing aid's clearly an act of war.
You should do anything, no matter how debauched
to stop support from ever getting to your ports.

I knew a Jewish girl, and she was a pearl.
What I'm trying to say is that I've got no hatred
I've got nothing on Jews, baby.
This is aimed at The Jewish State, yeah

It's like I have witnessed Zionism's Rennaissance
You and your mates in the States really get along.
They veto anything that doesn't let you get what you want
even if it's sending planes to bomb Lebanon.
Or a naval blockade dawn raid with every weapon drawn
treating aid workers as agents of Hezbollah.
Your reputation is tainted for evermore
Stop... have a think about it

You've attacked Lebanon, you've attacked Egypt
Even to Syria you're dealing blows
You've attacked Jordan, you've had a war with
every bordering country I know.
British Israeli relations are so low
so I hope I don't become another Shlomo.
This song's never going to win a MOBO
even though I flow like the oil to the shores of the Gulf coast
or the blood in the waters of your coast

I knew a Jewish girl, and she was a pearl.
What I'm trying to say is that I've got no hatred
I've got nothing on Jews, baby.
This is aimed at The Jewish State, yeah

To Zion

 

[fox69]

"Oh No Mario!"

"Oh No Mario!"


Why are video games so bloody violent?
Mindless?
Man, it's time to rewind
To a time where the action was colourful and innocent
Moms and dads didn't have to be diligent
Didn't have to panic for the kids becoming militant
Mario's back and it's brilliant
I'm a wholesome character that's suitable for children
A real role model when I'm leaping off a building
Come on kids, follow me
Follow me
One
Two
Three
Jump off
And weeeeee
Dash through traffic shouting "tally ho"
Can you run down the road as fast as Mario?
I'm a show you pipes
A variety of types
Hash pipes
Crack pipes
Pass me a light
I'm jacked up on mushrooms
Listening to rush tunes
Puff, puff, pass me the carrot
Motherfuck you

Fuck
Yeah
Oh no Mario!

Fuck
Yeah
Oh no Mario!

Fucking listen
Roll up to the club and I jump on the table
Engage in R-rated behaviour that's shameful
Fuck the haters straight up mate
You can jump on a turle, and make it painful
I'm only saving princess Peach
To get a piece and pinch her peaches
Preach!
I'm going to break that bum when I get her home
But I've got the shakes man, I'm coming off the methadone
So I scoff another plate full of goombas
Make her suck me off on the rug like a roomba

Oorah
Rebel rabble rouser
That'll yank down bowser's trousers
And I sell drugs, plumbing is a front
I'm addressing every woman as a cunt
Roughing up a punk
While I'm puffing on a blunt
Duppy motherfuckers and I stuff them in the trunk

Fuck finishers in Mortal Kombat
Oh no Mario!

Mario's already been there, don't that
Oh no Mario!

Fuck Carmageddon
And fuck Manhunt
Oh no Mario!

Mario's worse, he's a God damn cunt
Oh no Mario!

Spin my hat front to back then back to front
I bet you can't do that, you cunt
I'm a little fucking fat fucking plumber
Fucking taking on fucking any fucking comer
I'm a
Loose cannon on the loose
With an appetite for animal abuse
Don't like jews
I don't like you
Don't like anybody, hang them from a noose
Enacting atrocities
Cruelty of all kinds
Bloodbaths
Massacres
Slaughter
And war crimes
Napalming your jungle leaves
While I'm shaking the junk in my dungarees
But you won't get a crumb from me
Because I'm from the streets of New Donk City
Out the Barrio
And I'm heading for hell
It's a me Mario
Beheading infidels

Fuck Saints Row
Fuck Grand Theft Auto
Oh no Mario!

Mario's going to come and cut your throat
Oh no Mario!

Fuck Doom
Fuck hatred
Oh no Mario!

Mario's raping all that is sacred
Oh no Mario!

 

[fox69]

"One More Block"

"One More Block"


Hello!
So, alot of people want to know what "MC" stands for
"Is it, uh, 'microphone controller'?"
Nope
"Is it 'Master of Ceremony'?"
Nope, certainly not
It's Minecraft!
And I am Dan Bull

I've got to admit
I rather like playing Minecraft
Even though the graphic style's
Older than an iron bath
Creative's great but on survival
I am crap
It's like the beginning of Oblivion
With the giant rats
Swingin' my fists around
And all I hit's the ground
This shit's tricky
And I'm not spittin' about the Bristol sound
Wish I could be whipping out
A pixelated pistol, pow!
Pigman down
Now let's hit the town
Before I got this game I promise you
I did go out
But I've given it up for bricks
I'm clinically addicted now
I need my fix
Or else I'll never leave my little house
Until I make it bigger
When my finger simply clicks the mouse
It fills me with a sensation of power
That's why I'm building me a sensational tower
To compensate for the shame
When I gaze down in the shower
I've played for hours
I need to wee, so later
I'll have to change my trousers

Just one more block
And I swear I'll stop (Swear I'll stop)
Just one more block
And I swear I'll stop (Shush)

Never mind beta blockers
I'm playing beta
And the blocks keep dropping
Like SEGA's stocks lately
Watch
I'm taking mobs down
Like a crazy cop
It'll take a hand amputation
To make me stop
Go figure
My axe and crafting table made me lots
Gold digger
Bigger than Kanye and Jamie Foxx
Behaving like an 80's b-boy
Breaking rocks
Remaking the Museum of Buildings
At Avoncroft
It's like a Lego set
With infinite bricks
And no chance of your vacuum cleaner
Pickin' up the bits
When I feel philosophical
I sit and look at it
And think I'd rather dig
Than touch Vanessa Hudgens' tits
It's like a game of Jenga
Without your friends beside
And there's a side
I'm quite eager to emphasize
Of course it's a geeky venture
Are you then surprised
Someone made a life-size model
Of the Enterprise?
I went and tried that myself
But I got bored quick
Although I still managed to replicate
The Borg ship
And all it took
Was one brick
And one click
I know what you're thinking
No need to say it
I'm sick

Just one more block
And I swear I'll stop
Just one more block
And I swear I'll stop

"You play Minecraft?
Oh my God
You're such a square"
"Yeah, I like Minecraft
It's positively delicious
Dan Bull
Do you dig?
I do"