Frank Zappa

[fox69]

"I Have Been In You"

"I Have Been In You"



I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And we
Have be
So intimately
Entwined
And it sure was fine

I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And so you see
We
Have be so together
I thought that we would never
Return from forever
Return from forever
Return from forever . . .

You
Have been in me
And understandably
I have been in 'n'outayou
An' everywhere
You want me to
Yes, you know it's true;

And while
I was insideI
I mighta been
Undignified
And that is maybe
Why you cried
I don't know
Maybe so,
But what's the difference now?

I have been in you, baby
You have been in me
Aw' little girl, there ain't no time
To wash yer stinky hand
Go 'head 'n' roll over
I'm goin' in you again
In you again
In you again
In you again ...
I'm goin' in you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!

I'm goin' in you again, baby
'N' you can go in me too
That's true
I'm goin' in you again, baby
'N' later when we get through
I'm goin' in you again-ahh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahh
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!

 

[fox69]

"I'm A Band Leader"

"I'm A Band Leader"


[Don Van Vliet vocals]

I'm a band leader. Not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different instruments too and I don't even know how to read music. Self-taught, you know. Couldn't tell it, though, to hear me play. When I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I know all the girls for five miles around get hot pants for me, hotcha!

Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we got "Bill Bailey," and we played them all and we got seven people came up for the twist contest. I gave away a box with two small bottles of champagne imported from Europe, heh, and kissed the girl who won and shook hands with the guy she was with. He didn't mind when I kissed her because I'm important.

We have a new routine. Been working on it for three weeks or more. I pretend I'm a queer and the sax player pretends he's a queer, too, and later on in the show -this'll kill ya-, we kiss each other so that it looks to the audience like we kiss each other on the mouth, heh. When we go . . . into a fast number, GOD, the people love it! Wait till we get to Las Vegas!

(Ha-heh-heh)

 

[fox69]

"I'm A Beautiful Guy"

"I'm A Beautiful Guy"



I'm a beautiful guy
And you have just walked by
And I have gave you the eye
But you pretend to be shy
But I'm a beautiful guy
(You know what I mean? You know whatI mean?)
So I want to know why, why, why
You make me cry, cry, cry
'Cause you wanna try, try, try
Some stupid game on me
They're drinking lighter
They're full of water
I hear them say: "Let's jog... ''
They're playing tennis
Their butts are tighter
What could be whiter?
Hey?
Your atheletic approach has a lot of appeal
The girl is responding to your little deal
She's modern 'n empty 'n totally vain
But beauty, of course, can feel no pain

 

[fox69]

"I'm Doomed"

"I'm Doomed"


[Howard:] We gotta do two shows tonight?
[Dick:] Yeah, I hope you don't use up your vital . . . statistics
[Howard:] I'm doomed. Two shows, man . . .
[Dick:] Never two shows important, I mean
[Howard:] Couldn't have spared me another twenty minutes sleep, another three hours worth of sleep, coul have driven down?
[Dick:] I cut it to the bare minimum, Howard
[Howard:] Yeah, man, you're O.D.'ing on Preparation H at this very moment

 

[fox69]

"I'm Not Satisfied"

"I'm Not Satisfied"



Yeah!

Got no place to go
(I'm tired of walking
Up and down the street all by myself)
No love left for me to give
(I tried and tried
But no one wants me the way I am)
Why should I pretend I like
To roam from door to door
Maybe I'll just kill myself
I just don't care no more

Because
I'm not satisfied
Everything I've tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me

Yeah!
Yeah!

Who would care
If I was gone
(I never met no one
Who'd care if I was dead and gone)
Who needs me
To care for them
(Nobody needs me
Why should I just hang around?)
Why should I just sit and watch
While the others smile
I just wish that someone cared
If I was happy for a while
Because
I'm not satisfied
Everything I've tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me

Yeah!

 

[fox69]

"I'm So Cute"

"I'm So Cute"


One Two Three Four!
Feelin' sorry
Feelin' sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
I'm so cute
They're so honely
Some of them
At home 'n' lonely
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
But they will never
Get to be
Some folks got it
Some folks don't
Some so ugly
They never won't
Everybody
See his hair
See his clothes
I'm sure you care
Terry Ted
Is really sweet
Watch the way he keep the beat

Sweet as honey
He's a piece of cake
From the ginseng root
'N'stuff he take
Vitamin E
'N' all the B's
He's so cool he'll make you freeze
Make you freeze
Make you freeze
Excuse me please
Step aside
I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut
I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks,
Go get some cyanide
An' die DIE DIE DIE DIE

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh [etc. repeats]

Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An' hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin'fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!
One Two Three Four
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute! [repeats]

 

[fox69]

"I'm So Happy I Could Cry"

"I'm So Happy I Could Cry"



Going back again to see that girl
I left behind me when I went out
To see this great big world
I hope that she feels the same about me
As she did before I went out
To see this great big world
I know I love that girl
And I hope that she still wants me to be
Her one and only guy
Going back to see that girl I love
And I'm so happy I could cry

Going back to take her in my arms again
And tell her that I'm not
Gonna leave her anymore
I love her so much
I just can't wait until I touch
Her and I'm not gonna leave her anymore
I know I love that girl
And I hope that she still wants me to be
Her one and only guy
Going back to see that girl I love
And I'm so happy I could cry

I'm looking forward to that day
When she will love me in her way
All day long I sit and pray
Someday soon I'll hear her say

Looking forward to that day
When she will love me in her way
All day long I sit and pray
Someday soon I'll hear her say

You have been away so long
I missed you so much since you've gone
And now you are standing at my door
I love you so much
I just can't wait until I touch
You, dear, and now you are standing at my door
Please, let me take you in my arms
And squeeze you, baby, and don't mind
The tear that's in my eye
'Cause, darling, you've come back with me
I'm so happy I could cry
I'm so happy I could cry
I'm so happy I could cry

 

[fox69]

"I'm Stealing The Towels"

"I'm Stealing The Towels"


[Jeff:] I'm stealing the towels!

 

[fox69]

"Ian Underwood Whips It Out"

"Ian Underwood Whips It Out"


[Ian:] My name is Ian Underwood and I am the straight member of the group
(Ha ha ha!)
[Suzy:] Wowie Zowie!
[Ian:] One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater. I heard them on two occasions, and on the second occasion I went up to Jim Black and I said, "I like your music, and I'd like to come down and play with you." Two days later I came up to the recording session, and Frank Zappa was sitting in the control room. I walked up and said, "How'd you do, my name is Ian Underwood and I like your music and I'd like to play with your group." Frank Zappa says, "What can you do that's fantastic?" I said, "I can play alto saxophone and piano." He said, "All right, whip it out."

 

[fox69]

"If Only She Woulda"

"If Only She Woulda"




You took a chance
On Jumbo's love
If only she woulda
Gave you the shove
That might have sent you
On your way
But it's too late now
You got a letter today.
Life and love
Has left you shafted
And on top of that
You just got drafted