Dan Bull

[fox69]

"Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom"

"Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom"


I'm a creeper
Minecraft's grim reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature
That'll eat you
But I'll leave you petrified
Peter, remind peeps
Of Minesweeper
Clickin' on a brick
Then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine
I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine
It's finders keepers
"O hai, I'm a Creeper
So nice, nice to meet you
Is that the time?
It's time to leave
And tick, tock, tick, tock"

Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune

I do what I wanna
Move aside, Mama
Tick tick
I'm a suicide bomber
I take control
Then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole
Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you'd better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine
When you're minin' ore
You'll be dyin'
Lyin' in gore
Darling, aww
What you cryin' for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans
Hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me
"Tonight we dine indoors!"

Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune

It's official
A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone
Like a six foot chisel
So you'd better shiver
When you hear that sizzle
Fo shizzle
Take a listen
It's a premonition
Of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home
There's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missin'
'Gone fission'
White hot raps
I got stacks
Sometimes when I die
I drop tracks
I got a lot
Ocelot
Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice
Then I might not... blast

Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune
It's gonna make my brain go
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singin' this bloody
Tune tune tune

My hobbies and interests include going
Boom Boom Boom

 

[fox69]

"Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel"

"Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel"


[Verse 1:]
We’re off to the Moon
And it’s full of lunatics
With a new bag of tricks
This place needs a luminous lick of paint
And I’m doing this shit
Coming through on a humorous tip
Then I switch from a clown to the brutalest prick
Getting through many clips
So my finger’s superhumanly ripped
Is there room at the inn for a lawbringer
Enforcing enforcers to forcefully pick up a fork
And nick your dinner?
Give some applause, I’m a pure winner
I’m a mixture of helpful and selfish
Marshall and Elvis
Shark and a shellfish
Armed, armored and well fit
Can’t help it
I’m departing to Elpis

WHOOAAAA
Everything’s going all wobbly

[Verse 2:]
I'ma find a pile of scrap
To mash up in the Grinder
Camp on a cliff and snipe you
I’m a Large Brain Matter Collider
Smashing up atoms and splattering minds up
No wonder I have to remind you that…
…Hang on a second, what’s that just behind you?
AHHH
Got you in the botty with a Shotty
Now you’re as sloppy as a Nosh from a Rotty
Not Rocky
But I’ll knock ye out with my Noccas
Gnocchi
Out with your knockers
Moxxi
She’s so hot I’m hot by proxy
And Athena, have you seen her?
That gladiator doesn’t need an arena
Tell them Tiny Tina just what she does
To my wiener’s demeanor
Could I even be keener
If she switched my decaf creamer
For a Cleavland Steamer?
I’m an eager beaver
Too bloody sweet for a tea with sweetener
I launch Vaulthunter.exe
So doom you can keep your BFG, sir
Don’t need that
To leave your face looking like a piece of pizza

When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s a ballache, a ballache
When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Thats a ballache, a ballache

[Chorus:]
To The Moon And Back
To The Moon And
Back
Back
Back [x4]

[Verse 3:]
He’s a bastard, Handsome Jack
Keep the cash, have your ransom back
Him and dastardly plans go together
Like France and Jacques Chirac
‘Cause this is what happens when twats attack
And if you answer back
Then I’ll clamp your trap
Fancy that
I’m a Dandy Dan
A fancy man in a fancy hat
Claptrap
Hits hard and as harsh as a clap track
On a no limit records crap track
If it moves, I’ll frag dat
Bring it down like the NASDAQ
With my arsenal, I’m tear aparting all
Grammar Nazis who start a war
I don’t wanna boast
But I’m rather awe inspiring
When I’m flinging bars galore
Hit with a critical?
Typical.
I told you shit’d get physical
Clips galore, but I piss them all away
In your face
Waheyyyyy
Shoot anything from a brute to a cute bunny
Loot like a gold digger with a new hubby
Now I can’t fit into my suit 'cause I’m too tubby’
That pile of sand glitched
Is the dune buggy?

[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"British Assassin"

"British Assassin"


Over Oceans Civilisations behold.
The UK taking control.
A naval nation of old.
Built on a foundation of coal.
That was taken and sold.
So they could pave it with gold.
To make the altars that they failed
to use to pray for the souls.
Who Excavated and rolled
Trains into stations to mould.
The global stage where they where playing a role.
For those who'd would later withold.
Them from the tale it was told.
to fate the brave and the bold.
So they could claim it was sold.
Instead they lay in deprivation and cold,
Poor sanitation and mold.
Without a savior to follow.
It's not like they can enrol.
Rebel or make an assault.
HALT!
Enter Evie Fry and Jacob revolt.

I am a british assassin.
Rather proficient in fashion.
Look in the mirror, Yeah.
The image is dashing.
I'm sending a Templar to hell,
on every single ring of Big Ben's Bell.
I am a british assassin.
Me and my sister are cashing
In on the cities riches,
And it's flipping cracking.
I send a templar onto the grave,
For every soot stained cobble from which london is paved

This is a major event,
So you best pay Jacob attention.
In an age of innovation, invention,
Evie and me are the train and the engine.
Slicing straight through tension,
with a hidden blade too the tendon.
How clear can I state my intention?
Fed up of Gentry living rent free,
While peasants pay an arm and a leg for entry.
Don't send for a detective,
Let me make this Elementary:
I'm That Assassin other chaps try and pretend to be,
My enemy's enemy's potentially a friend to me.
From Ezio to Edward Kenway through to Henry Green,
Killing is our business,
and in business, we're immensley keen.
Roughing up these gangs,
Although there's nothing in my hands.
But a couple of brass knuckles,
And a Kukri that I swang.

From the stricken slums of Southwark,
To the suckers in the strand.
Suddenly snuck into a cab,
And I'm just another chap.
Strutting, Striding over Whitechapel,
Landing in lambeth with ease.
Bite the apple of eden,
And plant the seed in london's streets.
Come and reap the fruits of our labour,
And bite the hand that feeds.
We're the gang Anglia needs,
The Assassin's Creed.
We studdy war to run like water through the ruddy order.
Tending to every templar starting with that bugger,
Bloody Nora.
I make her Blighters face my blade and die,
veins are sliced.
Babtised by the rain at night,
They wish they where safe and dry.
So crack open a case of wine,
Grab your glass and raise it high.
Take your time to say goodbye,
Yours faithfully, Jacob Fry.

I am a british assassin.
Rather proficient in fashion.
Look in the mirror, Yeah.
The image is dashing.
I'm sending a Templar to hell,
on every single ring of Big Ben's Bell.
I am a british assassin.
Me and my sister are cashing
In on the cities riches,
And it's flipping cracking.
I send a templar onto the grave,
For every soot stained cobble from which london is paved

There's little more goryier thing then living in Victorian England

 

[fox69]

"British Teeth"

"British Teeth"


I'm flossing
Open wide
You may feel a small amount of discomfort
As I sink my teeth, into this issue
Fucking let's go!

Oi. I was a jolly good child
But never had a Hollywood smile
I probably should be bothered but I'm not
'Cause my gob is just part of my ebullient style
Charmingly funny and vile
Like Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle
Met a woman, it was good for a while
Then I grinned and had her running a mile
Ugh... look at all that spit
I've got a mouth like a Sarlacc Pit
I look a bit like I was kicked to the kerb
And my teeth took it worse than the Tarmac I bit
I'm a little bit Ricky Gervais
If he was hit with a brick in the face
Dirty cunt
Perverted version of Kirsten Dunst
But worse in person 'cause of a certain oniony pungence
Line up girls, who's first in front?
Got a tongue like a Persian rug
Fuck mouthwash, pass the detergent *glug*
This is urgent look, get a surgeon booked
Who can work with the curtains shut
Too squeamish to floss, bleeding is gross
So please just leave me to rot
'Cause believe it or not
I really am reasonably pleased with the teeth that I've got
Don't give a fuck whether you're a fan of mine
Stop... Arm & Hammer time

You're jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast
If you do not like my music
Then it's obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast with British teeth

Got them whitened, I might get them straightened
But I kind of like to frighten the states with them
And would Amy Winehouse
Have sounded the same without the wide mouth?
And the same applies to Shane MacGowan
John Lydon, Clint Howard
Think "Lemmy meets Steve Buscemi"
I can already see your semi
See you're jelly of my British teeth aplenty
See your envy
I'm the MVP of dentistry on the NHS
My teeth are sexy
I bring the Aquafreshest raps
Grinning like a Cheshire Cat
Fuck your feckless standards of beauty
You can shut your precious mouth
My dentist was the gentlest
She never did a thing that was senseless
She sensibly selected medical consensus over aesthetic pretenses
Regarding hygiene my teeth are quite clean
But far from the whitest I've seen
They used to be white, now they're yellowing
Maturing like Cheddar and mellowing
Developing into better things
They're getting ever more menacing
Snapping like a terrapin
When I'm dead, I'll be outlived by my skeleton

You're just jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast
If you do not like my music
Then it's obvious that you are just too jelly of my British teeth
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast
I'm a vicious beast, I'm a vicious beast with British teeth

 

[fox69]

"Brothers"

"Brothers"


[Verse 1:]
A distant district full of mystery
A kid with history
He lost his mother in the sea
And thus he missed her deeply
What a disastrous event
He's not going to let it happen again
Whether dragons or men
He's battling them
To protect his family
Prevent the tragedy happening again
But the chances are stacking against it
His dad has collapsed
He's had an attack
And that's going to test his friendship
With his brother
They grab the barrow and drag it
To one of the medicine men quick
The medic is hesitant
It's evident this will need better than lemsip
It's time for the siblings to set aside their quibblings
In favour of the big things and stride with all their might
Until they find the tree of life whose leaves provide a healing liquid
The quicker they fly, the quicker they might
Relieve their father's sickness

[Chorus:]
Brothers A Tale of Two Sons [4x]

[Verse 2:]
The family bond will have to be strong
If they're going to take calamity on
Collaborate, co-operate
Co-ordinating, carrying on
Challenges, allergies, tragedies, maladies
Neither or either of them are a fan of these
No reprieve for a breather, It's anarchy
Don't know where we would be without family
These brothers need mothers
Like they need each other
One of them to man the oars
The other one to be the rudder
Whether covered in blood or mud
The blood runs deep
Deep as the allegiance these loved ones keep
It guards you while you sleep
Holds back the darkness
Cold as a carcass
With soul black and heartless
But there's something it can't touch
And that's fraternity
Try as you might to break
It last for an eternity

[Chorus:]
Brothers A Tale of Two Sons [4x]

[Verse 3:]
I'm lost without him
A moth without wings
It's like I lost a limb
My arms are crossed without him
Cross my heart
My heart is crushed without him
I'd cross the mountain tops
A thousand times again to bring him back
But I can't
No matter just how much I'm shouting
I'm drowning
The current pulls me down

There's no one else so much as helping
What woud my brother do?
Haven't got a clue
But I feel a fire that burns in me
And lifts me, It's fraternity
Try as you might to break it
It lasts for an eternity
Yes, there's something you can't crush
And that's fraternity

 

[fox69]

"Bum Your Shit"
(feat. Joey Gzus)

"Bum Your Shit"
(feat. Joey Gzus)



[Dan Bull:]
Seven days of the week my brain's at it's peak
That's the payback you reap from being a blatant geek
But don't watch the way that I speak, listen to the lyrics
Then maybe you'll see why so many people feel it
My speech is lethal, meaning feeble people fear it
But if you fear it maybe you need to re-hear it
I talk about what other lyricists are scared to
I tackle issues you wish you could dare to
And fair do's if you're sticking to the horrorcore
But don't go moaning that nobody's wanting more
Sitting on bean bags listening to weed rap
Bitching that the kids would rather hear Relapse
Don't you see that you're missing the point?
'Cause no-one gives a shit what you stick in your joint
So if you're disappointed then learn a lesson
Convert to better methods and then heads'll yearn for seconds

We don't bum your shit
So come up with something better than it
When you're the only one to bum your shit
Then come up with something better than it

[Joey Gzus:]
Look, mmm, I've got to be real
There's not a lot of rappers out here that I honestly feel
You see me, I'd bite your hand off if you offered a deal
'Cause I've got kids that need warm water and a quality meal
For real, I pride myself on being versatile
Like my hooks Auto-Tuned, still keep the verses wild
So if you don't like me singing on my hooks
Then don't listen - the fact is, I couldn't give a...
Look, they're acting like they're Premier League
Forced multi-syllabics over knock-off Premier beats
In a scene where everybody seems to be next in the scene
And the need to be credible is becoming incredibly weak
Gzus, let's keep it moving
'Cause for people to feel your music you need improvement
Like live shows where you get your respect
They're like trapeze acts 'cause their life depends on the net
Joey

We don't bum your shit
So come up with something better than it
When you're the only one to bum your shit
Then come up with something better than it

[Dan Bull:]
Too many rappers just rap about rap
There's a whole world out there, rap about that
What happens now is a matter of fact
So if you want to keep it real, put that on a track
I stand back to back with novelists and poets
Activists, journalists, and those that show it's
An ugly world out there, when it should be beautiful
But if beauty is truth, then I stay true to form
Who'd have thought the class clown would back down
Into the background and lay some fat tracks down?
I stand proud behind what I believe
And what I believe is I can't believe what I've achieved
Every step of the way I get better
But nevertheless I make it my aim to elevate every day
No matter what it takes it's worth paying the price
'Cause the day you stop learning is the day you die

 

[fox69]

"Can't Be Arsed"

"Can't Be Arsed"


For a long time, I grew up thinking I was lazy. But then one day, I realised: I'm not lazy. I just have really high standards. For doing stuff. Efficient

Call me any nasty word: bum, slob, slacker, nerd
I can't be arsed to come up with a comeback you haven't heard
Can't be arsed to do my tax return, I've got cash to burn
And I can't be arsed to invest the stacks I've earned
Can't be arsed to chat; converse with you, I'm taciturn
Can't be arsed to drive a car because I'd have to learn
Can't be arsed to press the gas, I kinda like the backseat
Thank God for Uber 'cause I can't be arsed to call a taxi
To take the rubbish out, I'd have to pick it up and put it down
And my brown wheely bin's got a funny smell
Simple daily stuff is a battle, to grapple with tasks
That should be natural's too much of a hassle
I'm stuck in and shackled
Every kilojoule I physically exert's strenuous
Just point me to where the dessert menu is
Can't be arsed to hit the kitchen, not moving out this seat
What food I'll have to eat? Pot Noodle, naturally
Can't be arsed to feed the cat, little needy twat
Don't want to peel the pack and pour it, can't you deal with that?

Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.

Can't be arsed to wake up and get out of bed, I'm the laziest
From A to... F it, can't be arsed with the alphabet
Effort? Eff it
Retention? Forget it
Tension, don't stress it
Getting too much? Just let it
Can't be arsed to open the post and pay the bills
Can't be arsed to practice rap and elevate my skills
Can't be arsed to open my eyes or socialise
Can't be arsed to vocalise

I can't be arsed with shows and live sets, learning loads of lines
Can't be arsed to leave the house I'm staying home tonight
Can't be arsed to visit mates of mine, it's a waste of time
I can play online and get my gossip through the grapevine
Can't be arsed to shave my face or get a haircut
To trek up to to the barbers just to trek back 'cause they're shut
So my hair is messed up, I can't be arsed to style it
I let myself go, and can't be arsed to fight it
I've lost all control and can't be arsed to find it
Half freestyling this song, I can't be arsed to write it
Can't be arsed to rap on beat, I rap off beat
Hehe, can't be arsed to even laugh properly
Can't be arsed to try composing melodies with no luck
I CBA to write my own hook

Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.

It doesn't matter what it is, man, I can't be arsed
Come to think of it, I can't be arsed to not be arsed
And if I can't be arsed to not be arsed
I can't be arsed to not be arsed to not be arsed
So I guess that means I can't be arsed to write filler
Because I can't be arsed to be considered anything apart from an an ice cold mic killer
Can't be arsed with your rap so I will write songs
Can't be arsed with tiredness so I sleep all night long
Can't be arsed to go on the dole so I got a full time job
Got a girlfriend, I can't be arsed to pull my knob
Can't be arsed to masturbate, and for the past few days
I've been far too busy to be arsed to procrastinate
I stand out, can't be arsed to hang out in the background
Hit the gym 'cause I can't be arsed to carry all that fat round
Keep it deep, I can't be arsed to dumb the track down
I can't be arsed to not make my mom and dad proud
Can't be arsed to be fat, so when I see snacks
I think "You know what, I can't be arsed to eat that"
Can't be arsed to die young from heart disease
Can't be arsed to force my blood through clogged up arteries
Can't be arsed to be hard to please so I take it easy
'Cause I can't be arsed to make my own life hard for me
I'd like to say I do it for my health
But I just can't be arsed to delegate, I do it all myself

Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.
Effort? Eff it. Eff it.

I used to think "F it, I'm not doing it"
But now I think "F it, I'm doing it"
I used to think "F it, I'm not doing it"
But now I think "F it, I'm doing it"

 

[fox69]

"Carbon Warfare"

"Carbon Warfare"


I'm the most heartless of businessmen, I'm on a mission:
Harming the climate with carbon emission
Falsify facts to calm opposition
Despite the obvious harsher condition we live in
The thermometer's splitting
Can't take the heat?
Then depart from the kitchen
Just stop all the bitching, I'm trynna' do business
Acquiring riches is like a religion
Melt the last ice caps, just like that
Deploy propaganda to gaslight stats
Then cry 'fake news' when I dislike facts
That's my strategy, that's my act
Slash and burn and amass my cash
Salt the scorched Earth, just for a laugh
Don't get caught in the global warming hoax
All the warnings are totally boring!

I, just want to watch the world burn
Earn what's mine
'Til we arrive at the point of return
I, just want to watch the world burn
Burn
We'll never learn, we'll never learn, we'll never learn...

Aim:
Create massive pain
Spray acid rain
Assassinate Mother Nature, that's the game
Natural disaster, that's what we're after
Tapping that ass like I'm fracking for gas
Look:
Gas guzzler
Mass muzzler
Fact shuffler
Crap shoveller
Blast muffler
The whole planet's last hustler
Dat autocratic fat cat sat smug on a pandaskin rug
That I had smuggled in from the jungle I'm cutting up
My cash stocks and the temperature's looking up
No inspectors'll get through me
You'll regret if you reckon that I'll let you see
I'll affect every breath you breathe
Chainsmoke cigarettes in my SUV
I'll choke the sheriff and the deputy
Turn everyone on Earth to a refugee
I revel in seeing the sea level reach a new piece of the beach 'til the piers beneath it
The Devil and the deep blue sea you're between
It's too late to cease when you've already seen it
Rip right through reefs like a riptide
Look right to the sky, see hypocrites ride
Private planes while describing the ways we should fight the invasion of climate change
Stop their childish ways off the climbing frames
I say put 'em on the firing range
I'm a tyrant, violent to my environment
Crimes against nature, acquiring a pile of 'em
Innit ironic, that I run it, when I couldn't give a flying fog if anyone'll survive from it?
I'm not even being hyperbolic, I'm diabolic
Never do I wanna' see a dial with a smile on it!

I, just want to watch the world burn
Earn what's mine
'Til we arrive at the point of return
I, just want to watch the world burn
Burn
We'll never learn, we'll never learn, we'll never learn...

 

[fox69]

"Civilization"

"Civilization"


[Intro:]
We learned to band together and endeavor
Clasp our hands together
Man developed language, letters
An incredible advantage, getting plans together
But would we stand the test of time
Against the planet's reckless climate
And its angry weather?

[Verse 1:]
Spread the sails
And head west against the gales
And storms aboard Norse longboats
With decks as dense as nails
Our aim was riding waves
And finding, claiming strange horizons
Invading islands
Native populations slain with violence
Enslaved and made to aim skyward
Think of bigger things - sphinxes, pyramids
Raise them high in the name of different kings
The different things we've held sacred, divine
Through places and times
The range of supplications and rites
Through ages we find
Nations arise
As old civilizations crumble to dust
Becoming strangers in time, waiting to die
Replaced in the night
The day breaks and the light changes
Illuminating newer human faces as fights rage
The human race is facing the might
Of righteous states who would write
The history books even if it took a knife's blade
To find the right page
Sengoku Jidai
Men offered to die
For the honor of a warrior's life

[Verse 2:]
The sun's coming and we're watching it rise
As a new era's here, it's as solid as iron
Pull the tongs from the fire
Strike the hammer to the anvil
Craft a weapon to bring an enemy to a standstill
The blacksmith is the wizard that gives us
These powers - devour enemies
Leaping down from the siege towers
The better the tech is
The lesser the effort to wreck it
The less time to see their eyes
And feel sympathetic
Never regret it
A true knight never stays a true blade
Never says touché
But would forever lay in blue rays of weathered glades
To demonstrate his never-ending dedication
To the crusade
Reformation through flame
And after the cremation is a new age
Time's quill is quick to spill its ink onto a new page

[Verse 3:]
The faces are the same as when in days gone
But brains are cultivated thus creating
The Renaissance
We're still using steel tools to stay strong
Replacing blades with greater trades
Pen and paper, song
Faith in God is tested, hiding in the desert
Men excited, then enlightened by the scientific method
Tried describing its expression
By inscribing his impression
When applying it to heavenly bodies
That everybody reckoned
Must have been made by a creator or a greater force
Nature's author faced examination never faced before
The grace of horse and rider
Replaced by wars and violence
Debased the laws of science
Made the case for all the pious
Why is it progress always leads to loads of mess
The western region spread across the globe and coalesced
Settlers spread disease with effortless ease
Was it reckless or did it just happen inevitably?
While evidently we never can see
Through the lens of this century
But there's no retreating now
Whether or not it was meant to be

[Verse 4:]
The seven seas were sailed
Navies prevailed
Leaving trails of devastation in their wake
As people wailed
A world of wonder plundered traded in the name of progress
But human nature's way shows we should expect no less
Oh yes, struck by the realisation this is just civilisation
In the natal stages of industrialisation, trust me when I say
That previous achievements are just child's play
Compared to this colossal school of thought
We set the world ablaze with fossil fuel we bought
It's an epiphany
Giving us pretty much infinite energy
It's electricity
Edison, Nikola Tesla - different inventors
Giving us everything we depend on
Whether it's engines, cinema, television or telecoms
Sending a message and spreading it on
These unreal frontier channels
We develop the tech and then sell it on
The reel travels round
With the speed of a machine gun's barrels
Machinery's a meaner beast and we're still in the saddle
No need for cavalry - battle superseded that with ease
Allies and Axis
Charging each other like batteries
A power vacuum allowing the superstates to flourish
Redistribute the food even if it means people are malnourished
Propaganda is the only view that you're allowed to publish
Cause totalitarians are well aware of how to punish
Gunning down numbers countless
For doubtless nothings that they've done
But that won't stop subversive insurgents
From coming out with courage
Using their power to the fullest
Whether creativity or demonstrating general relativity
Evidently when we find time to be efficient
Einsteinian clear vision can reveal the precision behind the blinds
Nuclear fission
Despite derision
Physicists decide the mission is dividing, splitting atoms
'Till a blinding light is given, quite efficient
The divine right to mankind's plight is christened
A minor decision hijacked by politicians
But as long as they listen to the will of the people
Treat all as brilliant equals, we can achieve more
Than we've ever conceived before

[Outro:]
Leave this poor place
Please explore space
Earth, she's a small base
Even more awaits
I implore great leaders
To lead with all the grace
Of which we're capable
And be the author of your fate
Band together and endeavour
Clasp our hands together
As our ancestors have
And stand the test of time forever

 

[fox69]

"Counter Strike Porch"

"Counter Strike Porch"


Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant
Not just some dudes in a van, we're goin' through with a plan
Maximum impact's the thing that we're after
We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster
These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type
We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time
Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide
Because silence is vital when tryin' to surprise
You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?
'Cause this moment your time to decide
Get ready to open fire and fight
But not till you spy the whites of their eyes
Nice
Got him right in the side with a sawed-off
Cripes
He well nigh blew my balls off
There's a sniper up high and we might be too late
I'll provide cover fire
You tryin' to escape

Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike

Boom! Headshot
Fock your mom
Aagh, you dropped the bomb!
Mate what, come on?
Make your move
Wait too long
Too late, you lose
Not so fast, man
Watch when I throw this
Holy crap! It's a flashbang!
Oh shit!

I'll be laughin' when you all die
Your number's up, M249
Agh!
He's got the aforementioned gun!
Take cover, aim another grenade
What the-?
I set us up the bomb
Several seconds and it's gone
We'd better bloody run
They're wrecking it, come on
Fancy a cocktail?
I can make a molotov
Agh!
This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!

Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike