Dan Bull

[fox69]

"Diablo 3"

"Diablo 3"


(Ah) My name's Deckard Cain, reincarnate
I'm the author of the lore for this dark place
I understand you're a guy on a mission
But if you could just give a min, stay a while and listen
Because again the land of Sanctuary's fucked
By the forces of darkness, thank you very much
And I suppose I'm responsible for dealing with this
Demon epidemiological chronicle of a diabolical oracle, it's horrible
When your chance of living is thinner than a hair follicle
Smaller than a molecule, hell is more than metaphorical
It's down under the town in the cracks, underground like my raps
Now let me tell you the facts
You'll need these to get yourself through the acts
So ensure your ears are clear and sound gets through the wax

I come in one of five flavours at once
If you need speed then you'll favour the Monk
The Wizard is a mage, the Demon Hunter's ranged
The Barbarian is in a rage at the front
The Witch Doctor is the main name for shamanism
Today's the day you make the fate-changing decision
Make haste into the prison of the Dark Lords
Who start wars with us, they'll see we're hardcore
If you're struggling with Azmodan, just
Tap my number in and ask for Dan, 'cause
In that conundrum I am the man
To leave a demon heaving, gasping
Like it's asthma, damn, 'cause
I got the master plan
I got the master plan
I take my scrap to be crafted by an artisan
The improvement of loot is essential
With the exception of my weapon: the pencil
Tearing apart skeletal archers like parchment
Giving your heart a myocardial infarction
You'll beg my pardon if I look like an old gnome
But I've written whole tomes on the Soulstones
So lyrically I'm lethal, all I need is beats
And my speech to defeat the Prime Evil
We will succeed cause I'm a wizard
And I run this game like Blizzard

 

[fox69]

"Dishonored"

"Dishonored"


Left to fester in a prison cell
This is livin' hell
But I've never been a fellow to just sit and dwell
On how they set me up
Said I killed the empress
My will for vengeance
Somewhat similar to my skills: it's endless
Distill the tension
Build momentum
Till the thrill's tremendous
I'm going to bring a world of pain to them
That's real relentless
They'll feel horrendous in their final living seconds
A cold breath on their shoulder as death beckons
And shows them in this most fleeting of moments
There's no grave
Their remains are feeding the rodents
Now those close to them
Are grieving and broken
I leave the bereaved
With my deepest condolence

That's one more completed atonement
Closer to the Lord Regent
My meanest opponent
He's a treasonous Caesarless Brutus
Jesus, he's the evilest elitist Judas
He is leaving us diseased
I don't believe it's Lupus
These streets are heaving with the Weepers
Who are really ruthless
The old boys' club in an all-boys school
They control all of Dunwall
The Tallboys rule
I'm after Lady Boyle
So pass the baby oil
You need your nappy changin', man
My rappin' made you soil
Defecation
From a blend of dread and veneration
Of an assassinatin' rapper's devastation
A declaration
Destination: desolation
Defamation of your delegation
Desecration, desperation
A dedication
To the depravating, deformating
Depredation of your nation
Detonation
My reputation precedes me
Like I was played in a demonstration at E3
You couldn't easily beat me
I rake in loads of bone charms
Believe me, I'm beastly
I'll break your bones in both arms

Tonight
I'm bringing Dunwall to life
As I walk on water
Through Walls of Light
You heard the king
As the urchins sing
Revenge solves everything

Tonight
I'm bringing Dunwall to life
As I walk on water
Through Walls of Light
You heard the king
As the urchins sing
Revenge solves everything

Tonight
I'm bringing Dunwall to life
As I walk on water
Through Walls of Light
You heard the king
As the urchins sing
Revenge solves everything

Tonight
I'm bringing Dunwall to life
As I walk on water
Through Walls of Light
You heard the king
As the urchins sing
Revenge solves everything

Tonight
I'm bringing Dunwall to life
As I walk on water
Through walls of light
You heard the king
As the urchins sing
Revenge solves everything

 

[fox69]

"Dishonoured (Dishonored 2 Rap)"

"Dishonoured (Dishonored 2 Rap)"


The Empire's got a new boss
Delilah Copperspoon, what a loon, not human, too posh
Her city's a machine and I'm a loose cog
I'm popping out the wall like a cuckoo clock to move across rooftops in two hops
I'm mute, but if I need to I'll blow the roof off
And kudos to you lot, that do what you've got to do to follow through and shoot a true shot
When a bolt from the blue shocks you
I'm going to watch to determine who's true and who's not
The world's bursting with vermin and parasites
Who surface disturbing this permanent paradise
Cannibalising itself then metabolising the toxins
And we're shocked when it's paralysed
I know violence is glamorised so I have analysed and agonised on every dying man I've sliced!

TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
Walk through floors, walls, and locked doors
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
'Til warm water pours from all your pores
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
All aboard pull the oars 'til we storm all your shores
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
'Til your foes crawl gory floors on all fours

There's smoke and dusk choking us
I hope it won't combust
It's coating the mechanism of oppression's spokes with rust
There's only so much that we'll let our load be pushed
To the overseers who overseer us I show disgust
How come they get the loaf while we beg below for crusts?
I don't trust them just as far as I could throw the fucks
And when stones are chucked, bones are bust, wounds are opened up
Resistance and revolt's a must
We're going for broke or bust
Fed up of hanging 'round shanty towns in hand-me-downs
I'm tracking down your family if you don't hand me the crown
Today's the day that I will finally find the fire inside
To come and claim what's rightfully mine
I'm tripping the kingdom and crying for children, men, and women to rise
Your tyranny's rivers are dry
My, this is a riveting sight
In the blink of an eye, you're going to die
So think of your imminent plight
Give it a try
I decline to give up the fight 'til the end of my life

TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
Walk through floors, walls, and locked doors
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
'Til warm water pours from all your pores
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
All aboard pull the oars 'til we storm all your shores
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
'Til your foes crawl gory floors on all fours

I'm going in
I'm of the inclination to instigate an insubordination
This is an incantation; an invocation, invitation to an investigation
I'll infiltrate, interpret and inseminate insider information
Incite intimidation in interrogation to get an indication of the indignatious indoctrination inundated in her nation
Of integration, immigration, indiscrimination, interrelation, and inflammation in inhabitation under industrialization
Innocuous inoculation against an infestation
Insinuation? Incrimination
Implication? Incarceration
It's an illustration of the inculcated inconsideration incubated in us since her installation
The inauguration initiated intensification of inebriation imitating inspiration
Intoxication impersonates invigoration
Instrumental in inhibiting imagination
Innovation replaced with irritation
Infatuation with infuriation
Illumination with immolation
Incineration and inhalation of the vapour's incapacitation
I'm impudent indemnification's insolent incarnation
Your argument just is invalidation

TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
Walk through floors, walls, and locked doors
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
'Til warm water pours from all your pores
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
All aboard pull the oars 'til we storm all your shores
TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS
'Til your foes crawl gory floors on all fours

 

[fox69]

"DLC PLC"

"DLC PLC"


Downloadable content's a load of nonsense
I won't give them one cent
It wouldn't be conscientious
Encouraging dodgy ventures
Like when you've been robbed
Do you get your property straight back from the fences?
I wanna know what the defence is
Hence this musical census
Pay attention to community consensus
To prevent this backlash of hashtags
And truly contentious lambasts, e.g.
"I hope you're shoving your Prothean
Up your fallopian"
No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian
Draconian Napoleons invoking pandemonium
And I might be blowin' my own euphonium
By quotin' this
But I know I'm not the only one that's pissed
My data's trapped inside the disc
Sat in lines of script
And I have to pay to take it out
What kind of shit is this?

It's the DLC PLC
Where we make money sellin' people
Things that were free
Welcome to the DLC PLC
Where we charge you for things
You bought previously

No need to be dishonest
The incompleted product's a piece of bollocks
So please give me the pieces of it
And leave my wallet, I need the dollars
But don't be extremely bothered
I'll probably buy the sequel of it
'Cause that's the key
The reason it keeps on happening, it's obvious
If you pay them quids they take the piss
And get away with it
Until they're pinchin' all your paper
Like a paperclip
"And what would our forefathers
Have thought of horse armor?
It's all rather an awful palaver
Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama"
You're causing drama
And according to the laws of karma
Stir the water, sure enough
Of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas
So try to pull my jaws apart
I'm sure you can't
I'm sinkin' my teeth into the greed
Inherently buried in DLC things
Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings
"Is it any wonder we punters are seething"

At the DLC PLC
Where we make money sellin' people
Things that were free
Welcome to DLC PLC
Where we charge you for things
You bought previously

I'm sorry, but Verse 3 is only available in the Premium version of this song
If you would like to acquire the Premium version
Then please bend over with your VISA, American Express or MasterCard lodged tightly between your buttocks
Thank you for your continued loyalty
From everybody

At the DLC PLC
Where we make money sellin'
People things that were free
Welcome to DLC PLC
Where we charge you for things
You bought previously

The DLC PLC
The DLC PLC

Downloadable content... what is it? What use does it have? What function does it serve? I mean, obviously I know the answer, but it's a sort of rhetorical question I suppose. So maybe you think about it whether... whether it's good for the gaming community, whether it's good for the industry, what your thoughts about it are. I'm very keen to know!

 

[fox69]

"Dovahkiin"

"Dovahkiin"


Who's rapping
Dovahkiin
Dragons?
I'm not over keen
I'll dice 'em like a knife
Slicin' right through an aubergine
My dragon shout flow
Is sweeter than a soda stream
You won't believe your eyes
I'm like an overload of dopamine
A broadsword in one hand
And a magic spell in the other
I'm the last of the Dragonborn
There's no other my brother
So run for cover

If you got scales
Then I'm on your tail
And I will not fail
Like a free-roaming
Sandbox game
I'm of the rails
I'll walk the trails
Through awful gales
And storms of hail
Till all the nails
Are knocked into your coffin
I'm not stoppin'
Till you're impaled
And I've prevailed

In the name of the Nords
I pray to the Lords
You'll all get a taste of the blade of my sword
I'm taking on hordes of enemies
I face them with hordes of weaponry
They're draining my force
So chemistry comes into play with retorts and recipes
Alchemixing like a DJ
Restoration restore my energy
My legacy
Odyssey, elegy, prophecy's-
Written in heavenly bodies
And buried with every body
That ever did bother to mess with me
Deadin' them terribly
Horribly
I'm a celebrity
Honestly
You're a wannabe
I'm a prodigy
The suggestion that you're better than me
At being a warrior?
Ha!

Comedy
It's a gift to me
I don't just spit flames lyrically
But literally
And the Elder Scrolls are scripts in which I've written your obituary
I am the Dragonborn
Wearing a hat with badass horns
I'm Dovahkiin
Known globally
You're nobody at all

 

[fox69]

"Dream Girl"

"Dream Girl"


I assume you've met before
No we haven't actually
Hi, my name's Daniel
And who might you be?
She introduced herself
Then I/he offered her/me a drink
Now we're together
S/he's the one for me

She wants to be a vegan but still eats cheese sandwiches
Holidays in Sweden, speaks three languages
Mandarin Chinese, Norwegian and English
Good girl most of the time but dabbles in cannabis
Which has its advantages for imaginative fantasists
A bit of an anarchist political activist but isn't a twat with it
Has an ambition to make cinema, act in it
In fact, she's already written a manuscript
She's the whole package, gift wrapped in bandages
Ready to be unravelled now she's found the right man to kiss
Sometimes we're out and other lads try and chat her up
But she always has the perfect comeback to back her up
Before I saw her, I thought that I was lacking luck
But my next decision was ditching pessimism, pack it up
How could I hate a world that made this girl how she looks
So if you're asking me my fantasy, that's the stuff

[Hook:]
Girl of my dreams
She's the one for me
Girl of my dreams
Certainly the one for me

She's got a soft spot for prog rock, often wears odd socks
Not because she's kooky, but just because she's got lots
Of other things on her mind like what time One Stop's
Open so we can make some late night Quorn hot dogs
Like me, see, she's got a wonky body clock
Sometimes it's tomorrow before she nods off
With her it's non-stop, she makes night brighter than the daytime
Utilises every second on the clock
We've got a lot in common - great minds
So we often say the same lines at the same time
She's the alto counterpoint to my bassline
I knew she had soul when I heard it through the grapevine
Marvin Gaye, Sly Stone, Curtis Mayfield
Bill Withers, Billie Holiday, Dusty Springfield
She'll spin vinyl, and I like the things she plays
I'm acquiring a taste for the the finer things of late
She'll listen to bebop from 1958
Coleman, Coltrane, Tyner, Mingus, Davis
I'd find them in her playlist, that's when I'd begin to say
This is too good to be true; it's like I've been to Vegas
The way that I've hit the jackpot, it's nice to think I've made it
Light of my life, when she's shining, it's amazing
My spine was tingling ages once my eyes had seen her face
Because her smile's an invitatition to a better place
Let us celebrate

[Hook]

With her monogamy is never monotony
She's got lots of opinions which she expresses honestly
She dresses modestly, but knows she's sexy (obviously)
Talks filthy but still says every letter properly
She's got a Monopoly on me, hot property
But she knows well that a posh hotel is not for me
She'll pop an e but never have a pop at me
For being drug free because she's seen me when I'm ugly
Acting abominably and she still loves me phenomenally
When I go wrong, I just follow her lead
Come along with me, she says, because I wanna sleep together
So we throw our overcoats on and leave for heaven

[Hook]

She's into literature, in particular, De Bernières
Firmly aware that living's all about the journey there
She isn't into girly affairs like perming her hair
But it's sweet, she still sleeps with her first teddy bear
And when it's early, she wears no make up, and has puffy eyes
But I find it a great look because she's mine
She looks fine with her hair tied up or even better down
I swear that no-one looks better in a dressing gown
She's so giggly that her nose goes wrinkly
Simply because I've been up to bring her a drink, you see
I'm into coffee, she likes a hot cup of tea
That's one of the few topics on which we do not agree
She watches old films, ticks ones off she hasn't seen
Her guilty pleasure's reading gossip magazines
Now I often have a real problem with what I can believe
But seeing her, there's not a chance I'm dreaming

[Hook]

She's certainly the one for me
Man I really adore her
So I'm perching on my knee
And I'm kneeling before her
Six months' salary
On the ring that I've bought her
I ask her "Will you marry me?"
And she says "Dan, of..."

[Alarm clock going off]
Errr no, for Pete's sake
I had the girl of my dreams and wasn't even awake

 

[fox69]

"Dungeon Hunter"

"Dungeon Hunter"


It is a time without any hope
of murder and intrigue
dagger and cloak
savages roam through magic and smoke
And various other high fantasy tropes
There's a hero's job to be filled
Send your CV along to the guild
Perks include tons of loot
But the drawbacks are you'll probably be killed
No respite
from the death knight
He won't stop even at red lights
when it's way past his bedtime
He'll keep at it till he meets that deadline
The one where your death is a headline
he's a wrecker of men's minds
dissolve their soul like an enzyme
please prevent him from bringing the end times
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking
I'm an Isometric adventurer
Raising your telephone's processor temperature
Trekking the bredth and the length of Valenthia
I'm not hiking for fun I was sent here
Raving, waving death incarnate
Draped and Garbed in a Justicar Arcplate
Partake in the chase for pay
'Til I make more change than a busty barmaid
Look at my loot and all my skills
You're not allowed to join my guild
Me and my pals, we're all quite thrilled
When we saw you were just another fool I'd killed
Hacking and Slashing you couldn't kill faster
That's why it's me and not you that's Guildmaster
You're as easy to hack as the password "Password"
You daft bastard
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking
You plebs are living in fear
I'm living for legendary gear
Can't wait for the set to appear
I'm a trifle obsessed, is it weird?
I'm a little bit O.C.D.
No PC games, no TV
No distractions, no interruptions
Nobody better be phoning me
I'm in the zone, elite
And knowing me
I supposedly stole your seat
So go and tell your homies please
That I rode this beat like a noble steed
Throwing blows at your nose till your noses bleed
I've got rows of runestones for teeth
Saving the place from a plague
And then making sure I'm going home for tea
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking
Jump in (Jump in)
To the dungeon (Dungeon)
Hunting (Hunting)
For something (Something) Undead (Undead)
fighting (Fighting)
Surviving (Surviving)
Striking terror in the hearts of my foes
Till they die then I take what I find to my liking

 

[fox69]

"Dungeon Keeper"

"Dungeon Keeper"


[Verse 1:]
Me? I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
Unbelievers better take a step back
Because I set traps till they leave your necks snapped
Forget a pimp slap switch up the syntax
Take away the P, see I deliver Imp Slaps
There's a slim chance that you've ever seen an enemy
With melanin as red as this; the menacingest skin rash
Better bring your shin pads
Cause when I swing axes
There's an equal need for medicine and bin bags

[Chorus:]
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper

[Verse 2:]
You ought to have taken a tad more care
With your fortification cause that wall there's
Gonna fall and then cave in, I'll nab your lair
You'll be sore as the day when I stabbed your bare bottom
And in case you've forgotten
I hail from a place that is fatally rotten
So debased I can make even Satan pee off
And I must say that is painfully often
Your safe, I'm unlockin', knicking your millions
Sticking your minions straight in a coffin
I plunge in to your dungeon, lungin' through your little buggers
Like I'm cuttin' through an onion
Under ye' foot, plunder ye' loot
Funneling your funds to me, can you compute?
The heart of your dungeons the dungeon heart
I'm taking pleasure, breaking it and pulling it apart
Then take your treasure, claiming it, as bullion in carts
Now you see red, I'm the bully in the dark

[Chorus:]
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper

[Outro:]
The hand of evil strikes again!

 

[fox69]

"Dying Light"
(feat. Iniquity Rhymes)

"Dying Light"
(feat. Iniquity Rhymes)



[Intro:]
It's dark, and Hell is hot
Dan Bull...
Iniquity...
Let's go...
(Yea, yea, yea!)

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
I'm Kyle Crane, taking down anybody with a vile brain
Best stay still or they just may feel
An iddy biddy little bit of mild pain
Sunrise, it's burgling time, I don't wanna die so I work in the light
To swerve all the psychotic murderers lurking at night
Far cry from a Turkish Delight
Cos when the night falls, you require giant balls
Just to survive, I hope you like to climb walls
Be mindful and just know that you might fall any moment
There's no slowing their roll when they're going with no control
And you know it, I swear by the penis on me
I wouldn't wanna be the zombie
There's a meanness, I feel it strongly
I can be as mean as the Viet Cong be
I treat these eejits wrongly
Their bodies are an ambling canvas
For an artist of the art of survival
And the university of life's my campus
Go ham on the thankless bandits, madness!
In your pants there's a dampness
I'll grab an axe and I'll have you handless
Or maybe take a hammer to your hippocampus
Pro scavenger son, you're an amateur one
When I handle a gun, the damage is done
And although this is serious business
I admit that I'm having some fun

[Hook: Dan Bull]
The Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
Am I hiding, lying crying quiet, whining with the whitest skin?
NO! the Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
I'm climbing, fighting, grinding, swiping, slicing, striving to win!

[Verse 2: Iniquity Rhymes]
Whose light is dead? Shit, it's not mine
I been shinin' through the Slums now and I'm quite fed
Still hungry for more so the Zombies see gore
The king warlord, your corpse'll recite death
Pipes, pistols, propane tanks, the pain is pure
Man, I'm going postal
Bites? Bitch you won't gain haste
I'm the bane of your existence, boastful
I'm feared by infected, so hereby respected
By nearby survivors with hope
I'm more fierce by the second, adhere to my weapon
No mere title reckons my wrath, I'm the G.O.A.T
I'll sleep when I'm done, til then believe the world's my arsenal
While I'm out here slaying volatiles, they bleed
Tell me will ya balls see growth?
No bolter escapes my range, the massacre is bound to happen
Homie, this soldier awakes with rage
These bastards are astounded, fasten
Ya seatbelt - they're like, "He's hell,"
"Better stay back or our blueprints will rot"
Whether the crowbar or cricket bat, given that I'm a beast
I send biters to their box
Here goes - I'm here to prove myself
Dan Bull and Iniquity Rhymes
These bars'll give you that 8 mile syndrome
It hits home, Lose Yourself in fractions of time
Fight for your life, is it rude if I mention
I frighteningly like all the feuds with Rais' Henchmen
I might even bite, you will lose and die drenched in
The blood of my foes, ensue all of my vengeance
Dying Light

[Hook: Dan Bull]
The Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
Am I hiding, lying crying quiet, whining with the whitest skin?
NO! the Light's dying and dim, the night's trying to get in
I'm climbing, fighting, grinding, swiping, slicing, striving to win!

[Outro:]
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
This is some shit to see
Dan Bull and Iniquity
Goodnight, and goodluck!

 

[fox69]

"E3 2010"

"E3 2010"


Hmm, so
Another E3
Another hard year
Less about games
This time about hardware
Sony announce PlayStation Move
Which is apparently some kind of luminous spoon
And it wasn't inspired
Or had anything to do
With the Wiimote
Remotely, I promise you
Then Kinect got shown off on the Xbox
Yet another extra add-on at an extra cost
Nintendo announced 3DS
That lets you see 3D without 3D specs
Who wants the reason for all this E3 tech
When there hasn't even been a decent game released yet?
Remember when gaming was about, well, gaming?
Not jumpin' up and down in your lounge and waving
It's like every year we see the same things
"Aliens seize earth and face off against space marines!"
Well, the whole gamin' scene yawns and waits to see
Whether any of the developers have any innovation up their sleeves
But it seems not
And that's a shame to me
Maybe I should just shut up
And wave at my TV

Please
Let's see somethin' better at next year's E3