Dan Bull

[fox69]

"Battlefield 1 vs Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare Rap Battle"
(feat. iDubbbzTV)

"Battlefield 1 vs Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare Rap Battle"
(feat. iDubbbzTV)



[Intro:]
Battlefield 1 versus Infinite Warfare
It's time to prove yourselves
In lyrical combat
Proceed

[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
Oh
You made another game with space marines
What next, lightsabres and laser beams?
We're keeping it classic
Bogart
You're too busy romancing a robot
These trenches are dark
Stark
We're setting a benchmark
That sets us apart
You're set in your ways
We're setting alarms
If you dice with death
Then expect to get harmed
Our mixtape drops like mustard gas
Yours doesn't even cut the mustard
Pass
Bruv, you're going to get rushed and bashed
Crushed and thwacked
With clubs and bats
Dragged back to the bunker and slumped in a lump
Your days are numbered
Past
World War One killing further plans
You might have like Franz Ferdinand

What you got?

[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Our game, it's called CoD
If you don't like it, you are odd
It is such a good game
That it comes with another game

[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
You imitate
We intimidate
We're inundated with praise
Does it irritate?
You dream it
We been and did it, mate
We innovate
Move
You're in the way
We're infinitely bored
Of Infinity Ward
We saw your fans filing for a divorce
While infinite be poor
People instantly warm to this
It's indicative we're in for the awards
We predict that your income'll be falling
Like a wall
'Til it's infinitely small
See you impotently crawl
Like an infant, so be warned:
There's grown men crying at the incident report
We're indiscriminate
It is insignificant
If anyone is innocent
We're killing you
With implements and instruments
It's no coincidence
That we're considered infamous

[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Your game's old
No one likes
Old stuff
Such as old bikes
With big wheels
They aren't good
Your game must be made of wood

[Dan Bull as Battlefield:]
We're killing on sight
Better hold on tight when I drop by
Godlike
I'm turning CoD to a bombsite
Plus I leave a tough guy tongue tied
Fighting frostbite
Blind in the foglight
It's not the size of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the fight in the dog in the dogfight
You're getting hit in on the chin
I'm sitting and sipping a gin
Give it a minute, you'll be giving in
When I'm giving a kicking and killing Infinity Ward
So ghastly and gory
Pro Patria Mori
I'm a flowing Wilfred Owen
Oh, and you've just been killed with a poem
A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold me back

[iDubbbzTV as Call of Duty:]
Your game sucks
Ours does not
Yours is cold
Ours is hot
Sigh, ok
I'll drop the act
Oh god, please stop
I don't wanna get sacked

 

[fox69]

"Beyond..."

"Beyond..."


[Verse 1:]
I am Aiden and I reside inside of the mind
Or right by the side of the life that I have been tied with
I’m a violent type of vibrant light
That scientists have tried to describe
Since I was thrown along with Jodie
The only one to know me
Disowned by her folks to a zone so lonely
Caged for precaution, strange little orphan
She has a knack for actions, replacing the talking
We give a demonstration to Nathan Dawkins
But all it takes is for Clayton to walk in
The situation changes
I may need a forfeit

[Hook x2:]
The truth’s twofold
Seek what the truth holds
Peek through the view to beyond
Two souls

[Verse 2:]
Hark, I’m the noise that you hear after dark
The cold chill feeling that you fear with half your heart
There’s no need to train me in martial arts
A supernatural human, that’s all
Imagine you in that form
Picture what you would do
If you could choose the platform
Traverse the universe, moving through the back door
Schrödinger's H4XOR, what did you kill that cat for?
Is it Jodie or Ellen Page? Deity or David Cage
Reality’s a game we play, grab a seat and save the day
I saw a snail crawling straight across a razor blade
And it escaped unscathed, no sign of violence
There’s no use, it’s futile trying hiding
I am Aiden

[Hook x2]

 

[fox69]

"Bible Rap"
(feat. Boyinaband)

"Bible Rap"
(feat. Boyinaband)



[Boyinaband:]
Dan will be a snake by the roadside
A viper along the path
That bites the horse's heels
So that its rider tumbles back
A flame goes forth from his mouth
[Dan Bull:]
You will be completely wiped out (No!)

I will bring evil upon you
Out of your own house
I killed you with the words of my mouth
Chased you like a swarm of bees
And beat you down
Your bodies will lie there
Rotting on the ground

Your blood will be poured out
Into the dust
Full of every kind of wickedness
Will also bring on you every kind of sickness
[Boyinaband:]
Kill men and women
Children and infants

[Dan Bull:]
Break them with a rod of iron (Iron)
Emotions take over
Lashin' out and spittin' fire
Murdered a man and seized his property
Dash them to pieces like pottery

[Boyinaband:]
Yeah, Bull will not be held responsible
Treated our sister like a prostitute
[Dan Bull:]
What's the use of livin' a righteous life?
How will it benefit me?
[Boyinaband:]
What's the use of livin' a righteous life?
How will it benefit me?

[Dan Bull:]
The streets echo the cries
[Boyinaband:]
Violence! Rape!
[Dan Bull:]
Victims bleeding and moaning
Lie all over the place
The streets echo the cries
[Boyinaband:]
Violence! Rape!
Like a lion in cover he lies in wait

I used a donkey's jawbone
To kill a thousand men
I beat them with this jawbone
Over and over again
Even if you beat fools half to death
You still can't beat
Their foolishness out of them

[Dan Bull:]
For David had said to him
[Boyinaband:]
"Your blood be on your own head
Your own mouth testified against you when you said"
[Dan Bull:]
He catches the helpless
And drags them off in his net
He even destroyed
Distant relatives and friends

[Boyinaband:]
Give yourself no relief
Your eyes no rest (No rest)
They are guilty of a capital offence
I will fill your mountains with the dead
Like a maniac shooting
Flaming arrows of death

[Dan Bull:]
Is this the man who shook the Earth
And made kingdoms tremble
Lying there dead
With a tent peg through his temple?
When they saw the man
Fled from him and were dreadfully afraid
Before them the people writhe in pain

[Boyinaband:]
All faces are drained of color
Like a stillborn infant
Coming from its mother's womb
With its flesh half eaten away
Hearts melt in horror
And knees shake
[Dan Bull:]
Have no mercy on helpless babies

[Boyinaband:]
Every time I open my mouth
I'm shouting "Murder!" or "Rape!"
It will be a terrible day
Sin!
[Dan Bull:]
Greed!
[Boyinaband:]
Hate!
[Dan Bull:]
Killing even your brothers
Friends and neighbors
[Boyinaband:]
They will writhe
Like a woman in labor

[Dan Bull & Boyinaband:]
And if they give birth
I will slaughter their beloved children
Bringin' a sudden flow of
Blood and water
[Boyinaband:]
And even if your children do survive to grow up
[Dan Bull:]
I will take them from ya

[Dan Bull:]
The streets echo the cries
[Boyinaband:]
Violence! Rape!
[Dan Bull:]
Victims bleeding and moaning
Lie all over the place
The streets echo the cries
[Boyinaband:]
Violence! Rape!
Like a lion in cover he lies in wait

[Dan Bull:]
Happy shall he be that takes
And dashes your little ones
Against the stones
[Boyinaband:]
Fill its courtyards
With the bodies of those you kill, go!
[Dan Bull:]
Will it keep begging you for mercy?
Will it? (Mercy!)
[Boyinaband:]
I grab it by the throat
And kill it

[Dan Bull:]
Kill all the boys and all the women
Who have slept with a man (Ew)
[Boyinaband:]
Chop them up like
Meat for the pan
[Dan Bull:]
Tore forty two of the children to pieces
Like flesh for the pot
[Boyinaband:]
Throw them away
Like a menstrual cloth

[Dan Bull:]
Make their flesh rot
And their eyes fall
From their sockets
[Boyinaband:]
And their tongues drop out
Drink, get drunk and vomit
[Dan Bull:]
Come, let us face each other in battle
[Boyinaband:]
Release wild animals
That will kill your children
And destroy your cattle

[Dan Bull:]
Anyone who is captured
Will be run through with a sword
[Boyinaband:]
Their homes will be sacked
And their wives raped
By the attacking hordes
[Dan Bull:]
Happy shall he be that takes
And dashes your little ones against the stones
[Boyinaband:]
Fill its courtyards
With the bodies of those you kill
Let's go!

[Dan Bull:]
The streets echo the cries
[Boyinaband:]
Violence! Rape!
[Dan Bull:]
Victims bleeding and moaning
Lie all over the place
The streets echo the cries
[Boyinaband:]
Violence! Rape!
Like a lion in cover he lies in wait

 

[fox69]

"Black Ops III"

"Black Ops III"


[Intro:]
World War II was a long time ago
Nowadays things are a little more
Incredible

[Verse 1:]
It's the year 2065
The human race is just as wise
But it's had a bit too much to think lately
I don't know if it's fit to drive
We fit the fittest minds with a chip inside
That can link and digitise
That which prior to this
Was higher than science could ever devise
This is a neural interface
We're going to stick it in your face
'til it and your brain are interlaced
There's an arms war on
And we're going to win the race
Leave everything erased
Bring the bass (man)

[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream

[Verse 2:]
Scientific progression is steamrolling
There's no preventing it going ahead
Now we're intrinsically linked with technology
Biology as we know it is dead
Muscle and metal are toiling
I'm not fussed of the kettle is boiling
Just ready the mech, put the oil in
There's a dastardly plot that needs foiling
We are pursuing John Taylor
He and his unit have gone awol
The motive is unclear
But I'm guessing the trope is the one same old
From New Guinea, Peru to Djibouti
Things are getting all boomy and shooty
So gird up your loins and oil your booty
And answer the Call of Duty (man)

[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream

[Verse 3:]
My squad is behind me watching my hiney
Not like that
Blimey
I hide right in plain sight
And I defy thee to try to find me
I see throught the scope with closed eyes
Finger and trigger they both collide
The bullet travels as the crow flies
And a bloke dies
See the ghost rise
Or is it just smoke?
I can't tell from the hell of the drone strikes (bang bang)
Besides I'm preoccupied with fighting
And losing is something I don't like
Sealed with a kiss
Hit you with my steel fist
But it bloody hurts
Cause despite the outside it's my real wrist
Ah, now I'm real pissed
So let me tell you what the deal is
When you deal with me and black ops
You're in for a tough time on the front line
Like Ferguson's black cops (man)

[Hook:]
Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream

Man and machine
Weaved like tapestry
Man what a team (machine)
Man and machine
Human minds can't handle the dream

 

[fox69]

"Black Opsing It"

"Black Opsing It"


Introduction, get a ping from Hudson
With a set of specific instructions to bust in
From Alaskan backwoods, recapture Frank Woods
You'll never find a finer example of manhood
Look, capping crooks like Captain Hook, I'm that good
Snapping necks like matchwood you bastard
I've got a taste for pain as if I drank blood
I haven't seen your face in ages, have a man hug

Shoot at me and I'll shoot you back
The future is bleak? Nah, the future is black
I said shoot at me and I'll shoot you back
The future is bleak? Nah, the future is black

I'm Black Opsing it, brap, pop the clip
Into my pistol and watch this shit
I'm Black Opsing it, brap, pop the clip
Into my pistol and watch this shit

I'm a Vietnam vet, the damn best
Messing with your head as if I'm Russian Roulette
And yet, I'm a respectable professional
And best of all, I'm the closest that you'll ever get
To being Charlton Heston, fool
I was the best in school, exceptional
But then I left it all to get some tools
And head back to the future
Stealth action shooter
C.I.A. man, Marine Captain Trooper

Shoot at me and I'll shoot you back
The future is bleak? Nah, the future is black
I said shoot at me and I'll shoot you back
The future is bleak? Nah, the future is black

I'm Black Opsing it, brap, pop the clip
Into my pistol and watch this shit
I'm Black Opsing it, brap, pop the clip
Into my pistol and watch this shit

To battle Alex Mason, that'd take some adaptation
I'm the line between rivalry and annexation
Now I'm handing the plate on to David
For another generation of bullet penetration
As enemies are taken out without hesitation
For stealth infiltration or sheer devastation

Shoot at me and I'll shoot you back
The future is bleak? Nah, the future is black

I'm Black Opsing it, brap, pop the clip
Into my pistol and watch this shit
I'm Black Opsing it, brap, pop the clip
Into my pistol and watch this shit
I'm Black Opsing it, brap, pop the clip
Into my pistol and watch this shit

 

[fox69]

"Block n' Load"

"Block n' Load"


[Hook 1:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!

[O.P Juan Shinobi:]
You probably don't know me
I'm the no gun assassin O.P. Juan Shinobi
With a ninja star I'll injure ya
Sprinting up the walls like a spider with a katana
Head fast to the shrine now!
Flash! Then I spy and scout!
Blast! When I drop my bomb you'll be dying out in fire
Blaow!

[Hook 1:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!

[Cogwheel:]
I'm cogwheel, here to grind your gears
So you better have washed behind your ears
Cos I'm coming in to clean up, but instead of lotion
I'm bringing in loads and loads and loads of asplosions
Damn I'm insane!
I can openly stand in the fray
Soaking up damage
Toting the rotary canon and spray

[Nigel Longshot:]
Can I just say it's an honour to be here?
Through my monacle and goggles
Gosh, I can see clear
I'm Nigel Purdy Longshot
And if you've wandered in my sights
You've obviously gone and picked the wrong spot!
Shot in the belly? Not on your nellie
I specialise in headshots
Or chopping my machete
'Til your flopping like spaghetti
Your wedding shots are rather messy
Cause I'll use remnants of your noggin as confetti!

[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!

[Eliza Doolally:]
OMG! look at me!
Eliza Doolally
Leet in toxicology. Got a PHD in AOE
My acid attack is massively accurate
Splashes are stacking
Racking up the kills
You slackers are still lagging!
You're lacking the ill swagger
I have on the kill cam!
Add in the fact I'm as mad as a hatter
And my appeal is apparent
Take of your skin as if I'm peeling a carrot!
A connoisseur of the miracle cure
Pour it like vintage claret

[Sgt. Stone:]
I'm Sarge stone
You might know I'm large, bro
I pack a bandanna, Hand cannon and an afro
I'm a killing machine from the military!
Half human being, half barrage of artillery!
I deal damage, full frontal assault!
'Til I reset everything you've done to default

[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!

[Tony Turretto:]
Do you remember me?
I'm the engineer
That will send my enemy up into the celestial sphere
I'm Tony Turretto and when I set up a defence here
You can rest assured it'll be better than a fence
Yeah!
I'm talking bullets
Caulking turrets
Chucking rivets
I brought the Brooklyn spirit
And I'm fricking awesome with it!

[Hook 2:]
Build it up tear it down!
Rip it to pieces and flip it around!

 

[fox69]

"Blocked"

"Blocked"


Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim
Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim
Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim
I struggle along in vain, just to not quite make it

It's late at night, I'm awake, surprise surprise
Trying to find some kind of way to write
It's a shame, I fail to find a blatant line
Between original art and what's plagiarised
It's vague and effectively makes playing a fresh
Melody impossible, I often wanna lay it to rest
I say with regret cos I love making music
Taking beautiful soothing sounds to make tunes with
Creating a groove and arranging and looping it
But usually it screws me straight up, I feel stupid
I need a tea break to replace my fuses
But my main mistake is that I keep making excuses
The truth is I can blatantly do this
But my brain just refuses to obey so I lose it
Thus making me choose to take painkillers and booze
Just to change up my mood plus maybe induce
A thrust of creative boost to raise me up from this place of wasted youth
And enable me to embrace my muse
Taste the fruits of the great musical roots
That grew from the days of slaves playing the blues

Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim
It's come and it's gone again I've lost my aim
Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim
My colour is gone and drained, I just might faint

So hold me so tight
Make me feel alive
Blocked out, locked out
Please, please, please not now

To find the right line to write's quite a painful paper chase
Sometimes it takes ages, other days I get it straight away
That's the main way I ever can create
But take away my aspirations and my brain's a vacant place
I hesitate for days in an attempt to make a serenade
And say something amazing to set the grade in clever ways
But fate never plays fair therefore I'll stay this way forever
Never creating 'til the end of days
Seven eighths of the time when I'm trying
To think of a lyric, picture an image or write a nice rhyme
I'm willing my mind to fill up with brilliant ideas
Bring them to life, like they were written in my tears
I fear it's quite clear I'm living a lie here
Eyes dried up but I wish I could cry, hear
Is this a signal or sign my mind's fucked up?
Cos if isn't I'm just blocked

Blocked out, locked out
Please, please, please not now

Something is wrong today, I'm not quite sane
Suddenly dropped from grace, and lost my train

 

[fox69]

"Bloodborne"

"Bloodborne"


[Intro:]
When I was a baby, I was born!
But I wasn't born in a hospital..
I was
BORN
IN
BLOOD!
Yayy!

[Verse 1:]
Rah!
This town to which I've come is hellish
Full of malice, the sun has vanished
Now it's overrun with rabid grubs and maggots
So I guess it's good I'm hooded
Clad in rugged rags and brandishing a massive bloody mallet
The Hunter's plan is plundering an underground pungent palace overrun with baddies
A Chalice dungeon, that is
And should I perish in this parish, this gothic ghetto
Fret not, I'm coming back to get my blood echoes!

[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood

[Verse 2:]
The graveyard's my playground, swing on the beast claw
Logarius merry-go-round
Did you ever see saw?
I want to play a game, flamespray and maim
Any tainted dog, beast, boar or maiden
Man I flay and aim my blade
Spread their brains on the pavement like Mayonnaise
'til their late like passengers on Merseyrail Railways
How I miss the gay old days, sun on my pale face
Nah, son I'm a trailblazer
Never save, no failsafe
These doomed peasents' future isn't too pleasant
Little more than a source of food for the moon presence
So you'd better use your communion runes or do penance
For absolution shall elude you without true repentance
Neuter you with a Saw Cleaver, leave you with a sore beaver
It'll hurt more than missing spoiler alerts on Saul Teasers
Or biting grapeshot you thought were some maltesers
This region's never even seen a person called Jesus

[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood

[Verse 3:]
Watch the Brick Troll, his hits sting more than rick rolls
Or sticking a Tonitrus right into your dickhole
I use a hunchback as a human punchbag
And when I'm done I have him running back to school without his lunchpack
And here's a fun fact: my Hunter Axe
Has a somewhat different function that it would were I a lumberjack
I'm sick enough to recite that Monty Python bit
While swiping it from side to side in the middle of a viper pit
How did I get my job? Where did I find the gig?
Let's just put it this way: I didn't apply for it
And I might be sick, but the true boss isn't me exactly
Tip your hat to Mr. Hidetaka Miyazaki

[Chorus:]
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods
Bloodborne, we were born in blood
Now we rise from the dark like morning wood

[Outro:]
(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods)
(Bloodborne, we were born in blood)
(Now we rise from the dark like morning wood)

 

[fox69]

"Bloody Murdered Bloody Soul Bloody Suspect"

"Bloody Murdered Bloody Soul Bloody Suspect"


My name's Detective Ronan O'Connor
In my line of work, I'm facing death daily
But now it's me who's a goner
In Salem P.D. of all the homicides, Lord
I'd never say that it'd be me lying on the sidewalk
But whatever I thought, it's become irrelevant
My skeleton's regressing through the elements
And evidently, I'm undead till I seek and get the evidence
One foot in the grave has made me one step ahead of him
I'll make him taste his own medicine: the Bell Killer
Devout sinner, I doubt we're dealing with a swell fella
How did it happen? I need help with it
Throw the laws of physics out the window, go to town with it
I can walk through substances to suss out who the suspect is
But can't discuss or talk about the subject with them 'cause I must exist
I'm an ethereal, Pulp Noir serial star
But this is real despite appearing immaterial

I can't explain it, I'm on a hunt for the truth
To why my assailant made me plummet from under the roof
Salem is a place containing hundreds of clues
And my presumption is that somewhere in it somebody goofed

Woke up in a murder scene, a ghost interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Woke up in a murder scene, interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me

Murder scene, Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me

How can I trust girls I find in the Dusk World?
It's dank musty musk must just blur lines
Slur words, disrupt and usurp minds
A corruption of the worst kind
But I need all the aid that I can find
Between mediums and demons, I will mainly have to pry
Maybe have to find, a shady patch and hide
From their crazy appetite, I'm not a tasty snack, am I?
I've already made the sacrifice of life
And the fact is I would like to not have to die twice
My mind keeps rewinding back to that night
The facts of what happened don't just stack up quite right

I can't explain it, I'm on a hunt for the truth
To why my assailant made me plummet from under the roof
Salem is a place containing hundreds of clues
And my presumption is that somewhere in it somebody goofed

Woke up in a murder scene, a ghost interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me
Woke up in a murder scene, interred in Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me

Murder scene, Purgatory
A dude determined to determine who has murdered me

Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?
Whodunit? Who-a-whodunit?

 

[fox69]

"Bombshell"
(feat. Falconshield)

"Bombshell"
(feat. Falconshield)



[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
I'm a part-time engine head
And a part-time filler of heads with lead
Ever since the Washington Incident
I've been itching to become intimate
In the militant tense
With those who have triggered and given defence
In a literal sense
I'm taking 'em out
Not on a date
But I'm laying them down
I hate the debate with the Gamergaters
And Tumblr pages are just player haters

[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell

[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
Blowing Kyrronite
Like dynamite
On ammunition, diminish any sign of life
In my line of sight
There's two types of guys
Those that will buy me a pint
Or die
Some say I'm arrogant
But that's bad of them
Nah, the fact is I'm adamant
That with practise I'll smash any challenges
And be the champion
I fancy my chances
A warrior woman, an Amazon
Run any marathon
I'm Shelly Harrison
I am a calm, collected person
With a bionic arm, but I'm set to burst
On any threat that's lurking
Get to working
Instead of just sitting on the net just surfing

[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell

[Verse 3: Dan Bull]
Every one of my friends is dead
Now all I want is revenge instead
Recognise I'm mechanised
Wrecking lives
What you reckon, nice?
I live an isometric life
But I spread dread in concentric lines
So step in line
Or you're getting fired
By electric shells and electromines
You're treading a fine line
I'm heading to find President Skye
Zeroth is mine
Race to the end
Repel an attacker
Say hello to my friend
Motherflakker

[Chorus: Falconshield]
I'm a bombshell
Nothing will stop me from being a bombshell
Whether disability or demons from hell
I stick to my guns just in case you can't tell
You've just been hit by a bombshell