Tech N9ne

[fox69]

"The Pick Up (Skit)"

"The Pick Up (Skit)"


It was a Sunday night around 8:30 pm
I was rollin' by myself in the Benz leavin to a park
Bangin' some of the homie fattone's classic shit
So I'm rollin down Maya Blvrd
Then I busted a right on prospect lookin' to be seen by a bad bitch and whatdya know...
A stallion
Ass like
Chest like... (ooo areola!)
Lips like (blam!)
So I pulled right next to her on the corner of 63rd street
'Bout ta front like im sellin her my cd and said

[Tech:]
What's sizzlin' mama what's crackin'?

[Girl:]
Wassup cuz?

[Tech:]
Uh na I'm just tryin ta sell u this cd
Na u know what you so fine I don't even wanna sell you this cd
I'mma give u this cd baby girl

[Girl:]
Oh ya cuz?
What is this shit cuz?

[Tech:]
It's my new shit baby

[Girl:]
Is this some tech n9ne shit cuz?

[Tech:]
Uh ya

[Girl:]
Aw na I don't want this devil worship shit cuz
I'm good cuz

[Tech:]
Anyway nigga I'm just tryin' to give u the goddamn cd
U know what I got some...

[Girl:]
Na cuz
Na, na

[Tech:]
No listen listen
Look hold on let's walk over here to my trunk
I got some new shit

[Girl:]
Oh yeah?

[Tech:]
Come come over here
I got some other artists

[Girl:]
Oh yeh cuz?

[Tech:]
You might like some big scoob shit or somethin'
Come come on come check this shit out

[Girl:]
'ight let me check this shit out cuz

 

[fox69]

"The Pledge"

"The Pledge"


[NASA liftoff voice counts up instead of down]
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, six
Seven, six, seven, six
Seven-six seven-six sev-six sev-six sev-six sev-six
sev-six-sev-six-sev-six [repeats inaudibly fast 'til explosion]

[a group of individuals speak slowly in unison]
Together we are, a powerful force
As one, mind body and soul
Let no evil enter, nor attempt to reduce us
Because of the beliefs, we hold
And with this love, combined with our strength
We ward off, pain and stress
Technician I am, wholeheartedly
In life, and, in death [echoes]

 

[fox69]

"The Procedure (Intro)"

"The Procedure (Intro)"


[Heartbeat Monitor]

I'm going to take a look at the right frontal lobe
I'll open the skull here

[Drill Noise]

 

[fox69]

"The Rain"
(feat. Aylia Yates, Reign Yates, Lecoya Lejeune)

"The Rain"
(feat. Aylia Yates, Reign Yates, Lecoya Lejeune)



[Tech N9ne:]
I now pronounce me and music together from now until the end of time

Always on the road, Doing hella shows
Day to day high and lows, but that's just how it goes
When you grinding, homie ain't no rewinding
Time but the family behind in this business that I'm in
I don't feel anything and it's hard remembering
Places and faces they think I'm what December brings
The day is just like moments turned to hours ,
Autographs, sound check, radio spots and quick showers
Hit the stage and get so much love from the fans,
Keep it rough with the fellas, but I make the ladies want to dance
And still I don't think you understand what's real,
While I'm with you with my wife another chance is killed,
And my kids all three of 'em suffer in the worst ways,
Cause last year I missed all three of they birthdays,
So when you see me with me eyes full of pain,
Give me love cause these are three of the reason why I call the road 'the rain'

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
So here we are now (In the rain)
A superstar now, (In the rain)
So far now, (In the rain)
The Rain (I'm walking in rain)
I live my life like (In the rain)
Just for the limelight (Is it right or is it wrong)

My little girl said

[Aliya Yates:]
Daddy (What's up), me and Reign really miss you,
Not to mention momma always need a tissue,
I saw your picture in the paper and I kissed you,
I heard you won't be home for Halloween, is this true?
(Right after Halloween baby)
Yea I'm used to it,
Why don't you teach me and Reign how to produce music,
So we can travel everywhere that you're traveling,
And be in the family, me and sissy fighting and tattling
I know you miss that, I know you dig that
Do your fans every wonder about where your kids at?
Is Donny really coming to move with us in L.A.?
Will mommy still love you and be with you everyday?
I gotta go now, I love you daddy but slow down
There's not enough Tecca Ninas to go around
Rainbow's crying she wants to talk to you badly,
(What's up Rainbow, Baby)

[Reign Yates]
I love you daddy!

[Chorus:]
So here we are now (In the rain)
A superstar now, (In the rain)
So far now, (In the rain)
The Rain (I'm walking in rain)
I live my life like (In the rain)
Just for the limelight (Is it right or is it wrong)

I love my fans
Cause they make it possible for me to provide for the Fam
The fact that my life is in shambles, they could give a damn
When it shakes then they chose it, fakes who hate lose it
They love my pain because it makes for great music
But in the interim this family matter is a tend to one of mine
Leave in January and come back when the winter come like:
Calling my wife when I'm in the rain and then end up getting into a dumb fight
Cause she lonely, you try to console her but you ain't come right
So it's about what and what?
You give them everything they need,
But what they need is your presence indeed,
Life yes has been a strainer
It's like if been a stranger
To my kids and wife
That's the life of an entertainer
More money to gain,
More people to change
Swords deep in the game,
The world's peeping my pain
Out on the road cussing for sure, reaching for fame
Healthy relationship you can't have them when you're living life in 'the rain'.

[Chorus x2:]
So here we are now (In the rain)
A superstar now, (In the rain)
So far now, (In the rain)
The Rain (I'm walking in rain)
I live my life like (In the rain)
Just for the limelight (Is it right or is it wrong)

 

[fox69]

"The Rain / Welcome Back / Party Hard"

"The Rain / Welcome Back / Party Hard"


[Tech N9ne:]
I now pronounce me and music together from now until the end of time

Always on the road, Doing hella shows
Day to day high and lows, but that's just how it goes
When you grinding, homie ain't no rewinding
Time but the family behind in this business that I'm in
I don't feel anything and it's hard remembering
Places and faces they think I'm what December brings
The day is just like moments turned to hours ,
Autographs, sound check, radio spots and quick showers
Hit the stage and get so much love from the fans,
Keep it rough with the fellas, but I make the ladies want to dance
And still I don't think you understand what's real,
While I'm with you with my wife another chance is killed,
And my kids all three of 'em suffer in the worst ways,
Cause last year I missed all three of they birthdays,
So when you see me with me eyes full of pain,
Give me love cause these are three of the reason why I call the road 'the rain'

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
So here we are now (In the rain)
A superstar now, (In the rain)
So far now, (In the rain)
The Rain (I'm walking in rain)
I live my life like (In the rain)
Just for the limelight (Is it right or is wrong?)

My little girl said

[Aliya Yates:]
Daddy (What's up), me and Reign really miss you,
Not to mention momma always need a tissue,
I saw your picture in the paper and I kissed you,
I heard you won't be home for Halloween, is this true?
(Right after Halloween baby)
Yea I'm used to it,
Why don't you teach me and Reign how to produce music,
So we can travel everywhere that you're traveling,
And be in the family, me and sissy fighting and tattling
I know you miss that, I know you dig that
Do your fans every wonder about where your kids at?
Is Donny really coming to move with us in L.A.?
Will mommy still love you and be with you everyday?
I gotta go now, I love you daddy but slow down
There's not enough Tecca Ninas to go around
Rainbow's crying she wants to talk to you badly,
(What's up Rainbow, Baby)
[Reign Yates]
I love you daddy!

[Chorus:]
So here we are now (In the rain)
A superstar now, (In the rain)
So far now, (In the rain)
The Rain (I'm walking in rain)
I live my life like (In the rain)
Just for the limelight (Is it right or is wrong?)

I love my fans
Cause they make it possible for me to provide for the Fam
The fact that my life is in shambles, they could give a damn
When it shakes then they chose it, fakes who hate lose it
They love my pain because it makes for great music
But in the interim this family matter is a tend to one of mine
Leave in January and come back when the winter come like:
Calling my wife when I'm in the rain and then end up getting into a dumb fight
Cause she lonely, you try to console her but you ain't come right
So it's about what and what?
You give them everything they need,
But what they need is your presence indeed,
Life yes has been a strainer
It's like if been a stranger
To my kids and wife
That's the life of an entertainer
More money to gain,
More people to change
Swords deep in the game,
The world's peeping my pain
Out on the road cussing for sure, reaching for fame
Healthy relationship you can't have them when you're living life in 'the rain'.

[Chorus x2:]
So here we are now (In the rain)
A superstar now, (In the rain)
So far now, (In the rain)
The Rain (I'm walking in rain)
I live my life like (In the rain)
Just for the limelight (Is it right or is wrong?)

 

[fox69]

"The Real Thing"
(feat. Liz Suwandi)

"The Real Thing"
(feat. Liz Suwandi)



Drink, this is unreal, beyond me
The Real Thing cross the path of Suwandi

[Chorus:]
What is real? You must decide.
Cause when I'm here, I cannot hide!
This pain is mine, not before you
I cannot lie, cause I die for you!
Believe me I die!
Believe me I die!

Hey!
I'm the real thing they can check my stats
All over USA, Overseas, and back
I didn't get out of this shit through crack
Education and motivation and just do rap
Built all my fans, one by one
They lovin the bullets coming from my gun
They do cry for me, digging the alpha me
I'm giving the spirited heart from my tongue
How can you say my life is make believe?
When everybody call me for rent, I paid the G's
I create the "C" notes, we dope
So why the hate, cause he broke, we growth
When I look around I see jokes
With a whole lot of boss and boast
A marti taught me to not be flossy
Cause these copies will doubt me, close

[Chorus:]
What is real? You must decide.
Cause when I'm here, I cannot hide!
This pain is mine, not before you
I cannot lie, cause I die for you!
Believe me I die!
Believe me I die!

Hey!
They say my shit is glamor and glitz
And all they think I'm doing is hammering chicks
When I'm gone, they'll be slandering this
But when I'm around, you a stammering bitch
Just give it up cause our cut is due
Tech lit up and it's better than you
Never in blue, better than runes
Made my money off of summerin fools
I'm the real thing!
I can rap bitch!
And I don't know nobody that's disputin that shit
Put on my mask, spittins fast, get the cash quick
How does it feel to be real?
It's fucking fantastic!

[Chorus:]
What is real? You must decide.
Cause when I'm here, I cannot hide!
This pain is mine, not before you
I cannot lie, cause I die for you!
Believe me I die!
Believe me I die!

 

[fox69]

"The Sexorcist (Infomercial)"
(feat. Krizz Kaliko)

"The Sexorcist (Infomercial)"
(feat. Krizz Kaliko)



And now a word from our sponsor.

[Girl]
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Is sex with her so boring that you think of other women during?
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With the new freak extraction technique
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To order the freak extraction technique
All procedures performed by the sexorcist

[Chorus]
Can I Suck your tongue?
I can hardly wait... to taste you
Can I suck Your tongue?
Please don't make me wait... to recreate you
Can I suck your tongue?
Let me be the one... to please ya, I need your tongue
The sexorcism's done... baby don't turn me away
I want to taste your... tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Your tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue

[Krizz Kaliko]
Come close to me
Can I touch you there?
Your right here, where your supposed to be
And hopefully we can spend the night
And give me what you owe to me
Been eying you for quite a while and now I want some
Go down on you, but now I think it's time you me one
Things we can do baby, I know we'll have a lot of fun
Now that were close, I wanna taste your... tongue, tongue, tongue

[Tech N9ne]
I'm here to get it up out ya
The sexorcist, that bring that freak out when I mouth to mouth ya
And yes, it will arouse ya
I feelin a bit of nostalgia
Cause I'm thinkin about about my past procedures
Endin up out of my trousers
Stick your tongue (what) stick your tongue out
I guarantee,
The minute you let me baby girl, you'll be strung out
I promise your panties will need to be hung out
But first,
Before I begin this freak extraction technique
Spit your gum out
And let me show you how I can do the cleezy
It's so easy, how I get beezy's to appease me
Throw in a ice breaker
Then let my eyes face her
Then wrap my lips around her tongue and walah!, I taste her
On your ecstasy trip
You wanna get next to these lips
You wanna continue on, it's best to be stripped
And don't you worry, I'm a master
For this, you won't need no pastor
Before I begin there's somethin I have to ask ya...

[Chorus]
Can I Suck your tongue?
I can hardly wait... to taste you
Can I suck Your tongue?
Please don't make me wait... to recreate you
Can I suck your tongue?
Let me be the one... to please ya, I need your tongue
The sexorcism's done... baby don't turn me away
I want to taste your... tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Your tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue

[Girl]
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... the sexorcist, satisfaction guaranteed
Call now at 668-884-6993 for the freak extraction technique

[Krizz Kaliko]
Freak extraction technique, performed only by sexorcist
Do not try this at home or at least without the sexorcist
Extraction may result in salivating, throdden loins
And uncontrollable urge to say the number nine
And women attempting to go ass to mouth
Use only as directed, Big Krizz Kaliko now included

 

[fox69]

"The Waitress"

"The Waitress"


(Hi, may I take your order?)

Dwamn!
Hey, that's all I'ma say right now
I'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl, gon' take that bow
You lookin... boy, my lady would hate this
If she knew that I was out with her but I'm trippin off the waitress

[VERSE 1]
Woo shit! Who's this? Baby, why you do this?
I'm sittin here with another female and it's 'posed to be exclusive
Beauty, fully loaded booty hips and thighs
I want a raspberry lemonade, baby, and whatever yo name is on the side
You speak unique, beautiful teeth I just peeped
It's makin me weak to the point I can't even eat
Cause you give me butterflies, them butter thighs need to be publicized
A wonderful face and waist that's great and there's no mistake that I love the eyes
Never like them other guys, cause when I want it I'm on it
The way I'm watchin you feel uncomfortable, don't it?
But I'm thinkin you should be in movies and this you need to quit
Then suddenly under my table I got a kick

[HOOK]
I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress
Can't think of eatin, man, my girl will really hate this
I'm sittin here with her but starin at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)
I really like the way you (work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor? (Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin on

[VERSE 2]
Take my order anytime, I come here many times
A week so she can give me mine, baby girl is plenty fine
Business meeting, capital grin, was sippin when she caught my eye
When she came over to us I said, "Can I get yo number on the fly?"
Smell like no other, look like she strip undercover
Wish I could follow her home and just say thank you to her mother
Another interested brother who'd love to become your lover
Burn rubber to the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug ya
Outta here but I'm not gonna leave this place without gettin in yo face
I'm not a disgrace so I gotta see how you taste
And I move at a puma's pace
So baby please if you find the time to get up out the weeds
I wanna make you my squeeze cause these other chicks you supercede
I call her waitress and homie, I call him server
The waiter's a bloody murder, I never wanna hear no murmur no further
Cause she's bliss, I'm tryin to get in yo knicks
I want you so my order you can 86

[HOOK]

[VERSE 3]
And don't be tippin her below 20 percent
She need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies, then see her vent
To get money's her purpose, you don't tip, go get burgers
Believe her's is for TIPS meaning Tuition Ensuring Prompt Service
I'm nervous cause I'm gawkin mom's curvage
I'm beyond flirtish, us hookin up we both concert it
Where you get that smell from? She would never tell one
But she told me this, she say me she liked me cause I'm well done
Now your girl lookin real, real stanky, ain't she?
Cause she know you lookin at the waitress thinkin hanky-panky
Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank me
Even though she a single parent breakin her back but ain't so cranky
I had to make her my girl, now she gon' eat with me
Southern booty, mane, I truly never need to flee
I'm stayin focused, the waitress got me posted
But dwamn, look at that booty on the hostess...

[HOOK]

 

[fox69]

"The Warning (Skit)"

"The Warning (Skit)"



The warning of the one who's coming
Sending divine authority
The prophecy says
That people will flock to him
He will give them false hope
And when he's in power
He will destroy everything
He will change everything with one voice
If that one voice can change one person
It can change many
Many can change a city
A city can change a state
A state can change the nation
The nation can change the world
What if he is the King Of Darkness?

 

[fox69]

"The Worst"
(feat. Law & Kemani)

"The Worst"
(feat. Law & Kemani)



[Verse 1]
As I blaze the PM
I inhale with the scent of a million men
I exhale wit dumpin 17 up in the what the fuck I am?
In the midst of a crisis God knows all the sacrifces I made
Might have to hiest to get paid
In spite
But can't jiest the price
Instead a nigga played bitch made
Niggas think they know me
The don't know me
They, phoney funny
But they don't know
That I'm that ill type niggas that'll open that gut
Not much luck
I'm feelin skunk wit a capitol S
Hit the cess
Killed the stress
Rottin away in the Midwest
I guess
They was right
When they said that was such a psycho sight
Sick inside a slight
Deliver that makes me want to go Master P at night right
No more pain I complain and pray to God, AND STUFFS
It was unbearable until I tried COCOA PUFFS
That chocolate tie got me willin to fly up in the sky
But when I loose altitude that high
Just makes me wanna come down and die
Whos responcible for this madness, me?
Whos responcible for this sudden strike of sadness, me?
I can see
I can look into your eyes
Smile and then to your suprise
I'll be yellin "Die, nigga die"
When all the bullets fly
Don't know how much longer I'll be on this Earth
Cause I'm the worst type of, nigga on this here turf
So disperse

[Chorus]
The worst, the worst yeah
They keep tryin to pull me under
But I been to long tryin to make it over
The worst, the worst yeah
After all that I been through
I just don't know what the hell to do

[Verse 2]
What it is
What it was
And what it shall be
You tell me
Cause this nigga ain't livin healthy
Bitches think I got money from here to Shri Lanka
So I'm thinkin of killin you when I'm makin love to you bianca
Can't you see I ain't you seein what I mean
I got plenty and mean streets my team tweaks
So my future seems BLEAK
Take a peak at me I ain't happy she got me
Under child social serviceses and shit for bein a slacky pappy
My khakis are low saggin from illio type little bags
Pushin ten of them on top of the world like James Cagney
Feel that agony
People naggin me
My ragedy life ain't worth livin sick of my aunt and uncle draggin me
See me drink my life away
Smokin tokin my life away
Tryin to put this trife away
In the deepest darkest hide away
If I could fly today to the Golden Gates
I could get away from this place of hell and fakes
But it might be too late
What it gonna be
D-E-A-D
Another S-T-A-T-I-S-T-I-C that's me
Puffin that stronger W double E-D that hunger
Don't know how much longer I'll be on this Earth
Cause I'm the worst type of nigga on this here turf
So disperse

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
That's why I say
F-A-H-Q
If you ain't crew
Some busters on my hit list betta hope it ain't you
My pockets thin
About to sin
I got to spend
About like 10
To get that Henn
To make that blend
To make that fool come up out his ins
Devilish thoughts
Hell is feelin kinda of crellish
God tell us what we got to do to make the muthafuckin rellish
Spell it, out to me cause broke is imbarrasin
I'm psycho like Woody Harrleson
I can make a comparrison
Like Aaron Yates
Norman Bates
Perfect mates
Dippin up in Wally Gates
Bitches yellin head is swellin
Thinkin of goin in hell and bakin with the beans
Got me fiend
Murder for my green
Seems, I'm cursed not first
The last verse
I burst, into a blood thirst
But what is it worth
No hearst
Nobodies turf
Fuck planet Earth
Disperse
Because you're dealin wit the worst (the worst)

[Chorus]

The worst
I know that it can't get no worst
The worst, the worst yeah
After all that I been through
I just don't know what the hell to do