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[fox69]

"Canada Has Better Heroin"

"Canada Has Better Heroin"



The beer is better in Canada
The people are better in Canada
The hockey players are better in Canada
But America has better hockey teams.

The ecstasy is better in Canada
The weed is better in Canada
I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada
But America has better cocaine

The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada
The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada
Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada
But America has better crack cocaine.

 

[fox69]

"Cantado En Español"

"Cantado En Español"



Después de doscientos treinta y cinco
Canciones los líricos se valúan más,
Y no tengo ningunos para esta...

El Hefe, canta melodía triste,
O canta amor de la corazón;
Haz como que hable español.

Ojalá que la mayoría
De nuestros aficionados
No entiendan nada que canto
Para los otros: chinga su madre, güey

 

[fox69]

"Cell Out"

"Cell Out"



She asked me if I was a singer then called me has-been
She said she really liked my band in the early 90's
I said stop saying those mean things, my ego is so fragile
And then she called me a poseur punk
Why don't I drink up and get the hell out
Cuz I'm a sellout

That berating kinda bummed me out so I left the Parkside
I walked to my Volvo and noticed I had a couple slashed tires
But adding injury and insult to vandalism
Someone took a key to my door and boldly spelled out
You're a sellout

It says on the side of my car that I'm a sellout
I play a Korean guitar but I'm a sellout
I'm a sellout

 

[fox69]

"Champs Élysées (English Version)"

"Champs Élysées (English Version)"



I was walking down the avenue and my hart wanted something unknown(new)
I felt like saying good day to anybody
To anybody and that was you, and I said something (anything)
It was enough to me to talk to you to make you mine

At Champs Élysées, at Champs Élysées
If it's raining or if sun is shining, if it's noon or midnight
You have anything you want at Champs Élysées

You told me "I have a meeting in the basement with the fools
who live with guitars in their hands from evening till morning"
So I joined you, we sang and we danced
But we never even thought of kissing or hugging.

At Champs Élysées, at Champs Élysées
If it's raining or if sun is shining, if it's noon or midnight
You have anything you want at Champs Élysées

 

[fox69]

"Champs-élysées"

"Champs-élysées"



Je m'baladais sur l'avenue, le cœur ouvert a l'inconnu.
J'avais envie de dire bonjour a n'importe qui
N'importe qui et ce fut toi, je t'ai dit n'importe quoi,
Il suffisait de te parler, pour t'apprivoiser.

Aux Champs-élysées, aux Champs-élysées
Au soleil, sous la pluie, a midi ou a minuit,
Il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-élysées

Tu m'as dit "J'ai rendez-vous dans un sous-sol avec des fous,
Qui vivent la guitare a la main, du soir au matin".
Alors je t'ai accompagné, on a chanté, on a dansé
Et l'on n'a même pas pense -- a s'embrasser

Aux Champs-élysées, aux Champs-élysées
Au soleil, sous la pluie, a midi ou a minuit,
Il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-élysées

 

[fox69]

"Cheese/Where's My Slice"

"Cheese/Where's My Slice"



It's been a long time
Now it's time to get your bubble burst
Things are bad enough in this world
Why do you have to make them worse?
Day after day, you just gotta get it

So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining
So long you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining
Want reparations, you're needy and deserving
Can't understand why some are served while you're doing the serving
Anything but responsibility

Where's my slice?
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!

You waste your time concerned with what others are earning
You want a revolution to start the tables turning
A demonstration to make a better nation
We'll spend the day protesting all the problems that we're facing
Anything but face reality

Where's my slice?
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!

Your brilliant theory
How the world owes you a living
You'll take away from others
The things they should be giving
They own the pie and you want your share
Whoever told you life was fair?
You were dealt your hand - now play it

Where's my slice?
I want more than equal rights
I want everything for free!

 

[fox69]

"Civil Defense"
(originally by The F.U.'s)

"Civil Defense"
(originally by The F.U.'s)



This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System,
This is the Real Thing!!!
And if you tape my voice, which you should never ever do
You’ll kiss your ass goodbye, I’m talking to you

Got plans for helter-skelter
Kids, Mom and Dad in the shelter
Cowering with flag held high
American will never die
Make plans to rise once more
And be ready for World War Four
Who need civil defense?
Who needs civil defense?

Civil defense, Civil defense
Civil defense, don’t even try
Civil defense, Civil defense
Civil defense, we’re all gonna die

Won’t matter who is first
We’ll be blown off the earth
Don’t try to survive the burst
Rotting death is even worse
Why try to survive that day?
No one else will anyway
Who needs civil defense?
Who needs civil defense?

Civil defense, Civil defense
Civil defense, don’t even try
Civil defense, Civil defense
Civil defense, we’re all gonna die

Fuck You!

 

[fox69]

"Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)"

"Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)"



Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't beleive it's selfish
To eat defenceless shellfish

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too

 

[fox69]

"Codependence Day"

"Codependence Day"



I haven’t got any more excuses
We’ve gone way past alcohol abuses
It’s too late
We gotta celebrate codependence day

Self-caused afflictions
Magnified with chemical addictions
We’re on a date
We get to celebrate codependence day

Veteran role-player
You’re the addict, I’ll be the enabler
You wanna play?
Let’s make every day codependence

See symptoms
It gets clearer
Kinda just like looking in a mirror
Celebrate our disarray on codependence day

With fireworks and power lines
Attempt to meld resolute minds
January first through New Year’s Eve
We seem to spend rationalizing

 

[fox69]

"Cokie The Clown"

"Cokie The Clown"



All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox
Show him a warm welcome, let's get some applause

Greetings all, hello
Welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun
Watching me juggle
8 balls at one time
I'm no fucking mime
I play practical jokes
This squirting flower
That wasn't flour
That blew up your nose
It's my special blend
Of Ex, Coke and K
You should be okay
In several hours

He's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I'm Cokie the Clown
I will trip you down
Those 12 giant steps
I brought you all presents
Against good judgment
But being a good host
You all have been dosed
The kettle corn’s been laced
The fudge has been lined
You're having a great time
But you might not recall
From rohypnol
In the lemonade
Cokie homemade

He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown
He's Cokie the Clown