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[fox69]

"Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns"

"Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns"


[first joke]

- Hey Hefe
- What?
- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
- Uh... you?

[second joke]

- Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
- I don't know
- Free ham!

[third joke]

- Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
- What?
- Cuatro Sink-o!
- Ay!!

[fourth joke]

- Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
- Why?
- 'Cause he got the gas bill!

[fifth joke]

- Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp
- Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
- How did he die?
- He fell off the watchtower

 

[fox69]

"August 8th"

"August 8th"



Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day,
I see a bunch of hippies crying, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day,
Like waking up from a real bad dream, suddenly everything is ok.
The storm has passed and the sun is shining, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day.

What's going on, what's going on, is something bumming your scene?
There's something wrong, there's something wrong, I'm not trying to be mean.

The air is sweet the summer flowers blooming nowhere in sight is there anything grey,
Feelings of joy are filling the street, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day.
Like waking up from a fucked up dream, suddenly everything's looking good.
There's been no permanent damage done, yeah August 8th came right when it should.

What's going on, what's going on, is something bumming your scene?
There's something wrong, there's something wrong, I'm not trying to be mean.

Poor Jeff,
Poor little Timmy Turtle,
Staying home on such a beautiful day.

 

[fox69]

"Backstage Passport"

"Backstage Passport"



We're NOFX
Screwin' up since 1983
But these days we've got mortgages and families
So we're goin' on a sketchy tour
No country is too obscure
We're gonna drink and cough and fight and snort
We're NOFX this is Backstage Passport

 

[fox69]

"Bad Decision"

"Bad Decision"



When you're drunk and shooting junk you're probably gonna make a bad decision
When you're sick and feeling like a lunatic you may lose your volition
When you don't have sense of consequence from your hopped up condition
You are bound to make a bad decision

 

[fox69]

"Bang Gang"

"Bang Gang"



We don't care, cause we're in a gang
Parties that we go to end up in a bang
Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead
While we're there, we'll fill 'em with lead

Of all the gangs, we are the worst
We'll be the last, but we weren't the first
We've been in together for a year and a half
There goes our future, but we live in the past

Let's go out shoot some people tonight
We use guns, cause we don't wanna lose a fight
When we'll fight, it's 20 on 1
Cause fighting that way, is much more fun

Everyone knows that we're so bad
Our nights are long and our days are sad
Cause when we go out, someone might die
But we don't care cause we're in a gang

 

[fox69]

"Bath Of Least Resistance"

"Bath Of Least Resistance"



Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and
I can never figure out
When to speak when to shout when to shut up
When to knock myself out

I need a brainwash
Gray-matter bath
I need the clutter all
Thrown in the trash
I need a brain wash, cause I'm a loon

So could ya please throw my head in a tub?
I could really use a cereberal scrub
Wash away what I know
It's an overrated frontal lobe

Expensive thrills
sexual perversity
are always filling my mind

Mixed with guilt
Cause of bombs over dresden
Are kinda bringing me down

I need a brainwash
Gray-matter bath
I need the clutter all
Thrown in the trash
I need a brain wash, cause I'm a loon

Cause Im a psycho-babble brain
A real life looney toon
A mixed up maniac, Im certifyable
So put me in a room right next to Nicholson
And give me thorazine Cause all I wanna do
Is sing traditional songs
But I like to sing in minor technologies
Not making sense
So could you please throw my head in a tub
I could really use a cereberal scrub
Wash away all I know
It's an over rated frontal lobe

 

[fox69]

"Bearly Legal"

"Bearly Legal"



Why are you being nice to me?
That's not like you at all
Because I've really missed your friendship
And your high cholesterol

I've always wanted to be with you
But I'm boring and obese
You've got a purple mohawk
And I wear a hair piece

So what if I'm more fun than you
And don't forget I'm fuckin' cute
Do you think that you can deal with my ill repute?
Your reputation doesn't bother me
It tickles and offends
That's why I wanna introduce you to my parents and my friends

You would you do that with me
I would do that with you
There's so many things I'll introduce you to
I think I wanna be with someone just like you

I can start exercising every day
Get muscular and lean
That's silly I'll just take diet pills
And methamphetamine

I don't want you to change for me
Your rolls and body hair
I'm starting to let me see you
Like a human teddy bear

Maybe I could learn to like drug use and punk rock
Maybe I could learn to like your small uncircumcised cock
If my size is a problem
I'm sure it won't persist
I'll just have to satisfy you
With some ky and my fist

You would you do that with me
I will do that with you
I wanna be with someone just like you
I wanna be with someone just like you

 

[fox69]

"Because I Want To"

"Because I Want To"



Some brushes
Some paint
She's using a palate instead of razors
She's coloring outside the lines
And living life even further beyond them
Like they were never there

Today I think I'll deface a street sign
Turn one way into three way
And do not enter to do not whine
Those signs are the rules for the street
But the rules in my life have turned into suggestion
Others are completely obsolete

I'm gonna snort white shit right up my nose
I'm gonna get tied up with pantyhose
I'm gonna wear torn inappropriate clothes
Because I want to

I'm gonna suck a clit
I'm gonna make a fist
I'm gonna be a polyamorist
I'm gonna check everything off my list
Because I want to

Because I want to
Because I want to
Because I want to
Nothing's too taboo

I get use when and how I like
I took control of my soul outright
I'll be a sadomasochistic dyke
Because I wanna be

I'm gonna kick a hole
I'm gonna break a glass
I'm gonna fuck the world and kick its ass
I'm livin' in the moment not the past
Because I want to

Because I want to
Because I want to
Because I want to
Nothing's too taboo

Life's not fair
I'm glad it's not
You gotta play the hand
You gotta change the plot

Remember your life has no blood
Theres always a second shot
Sometimes you gotta metamorphosize

Life's too short for fights
And petty arguments
When there's so many delights
I can't forget that just a few months ago
I didn't know if I would see a tomorrow
I didn't know

But I know one thing that's true
There's no reason that three can't be better than two
So i'm gonna make things right between us
Not because mom told me what to do

Because I want to
Because I want to
Because I want to
Because I want to

Because I want to
Because I want to
Because I want to
There's nothing I can do

Because I want to

Trashley, is that you?
No Susan, it's daddy
You're coming with me

 

[fox69]

"Beer Bong"

"Beer Bong"



If I want some beer,
I don't want to hear,
How I missed the show,
Because I drink to slow,
So pass me the beer bong,
It won't take very long,
For me to put down,
Torpedo to the ground.

Because drinking beer's to slow,
Beer bong's the way to go,
To go,
To go,
Don't drink, too slow

Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong

If I want some beer,
I don't want to hear,
How I missed the show,
Because I drink to slow,
So pass me the beer bong,
It won't take very long,
For me to put down,
Torpedo to the ground.

Because drinking beer's to slow,
Beer bong's the way to go,
To go,
To go,
Don't drink, too slow

Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Drink it down now.

 

[fox69]

"Benny Got Blowed Up"

"Benny Got Blowed Up"



Tired of shootin' smack, tired of on the run, traded the needle... for the gun
Tired of livin' small, tired of the withdrawal, no more retreat, give it the all

Oh Benny how many times you tried to kill yourself,
OD's and robberies and super stunts, I never thought you'd die for them

Riding around in tanks, fire a round of blanks, Benny had never had such fun
Until he took a wrong step into a bomb, and that's when Benny got blowed up

Alone, under a blanket soaked with sweat and piss,
We figured Benny would end up like this
We just didn't think for them