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"The World Is Yours"

"The World Is Yours"


You got the whole wide world in your hand
This is what most people don't understand
Holding it together put your mind to it
Stand up brush your shoulders and do it
You got the whole wide world in your hand
This is what most people don't understand
Holding it together put your mind to it
Stand up brush your shoulders and do it
I know the world's fuck up in a kind of way
She's gloomy outside a lot of days
You never wish it came for a lot of reasons
But its like you always getting both sides of me
But when you rise above it all
Open up your eyes you'll love it all
Trevor tells you lars in over mars
And you realize you fly with it all
You can't have it till you take a stab at it
Until you reach for it you can't grab it
You might realize you ain't bad at it
And if you fall down your ass has it
This plan is green and blue for you
So let's just make what you can do
Fly off a tower fly through a fruit loop
A man posing in a troop suit like hoop hoop
You never been up so high
Living on your own come on now
You've never felt so free
Jump right MOC this is your
This is your world this is
This is your world
You can have it all it's there for the taking
The world is yours like a big God's baking
You can be a rock star homie I ain't faking
If you think you can't pull it off you mistaking
Be a brain surgeon splitting up babies
Be a scuba diver swimming in a fishtank
You can be a fucking prisoner coming out of shank
All it takes it luck and guts to start pulling weight
Be an astronaut and I asked for not
You can be the king ping of action box
You can pack the gas and you can blast a lot
You can even run a marathon fast or now
You can be a cannibal a vegan or slub
You can be a cocksucker go show and blow
You can be a lazy bumb fuck having a job
The world is yours and the redder is mine

[Chorus:]
You never been up so high
You living on your own cloud nine
You never felt so free
Shine bright and let them all see
This is this is your world [x2]

Don't let the call you shit for brains
This is the president gushing stings
This world isn't enough trying to get greed
I say the cool kids are ligitly mean
At one point bitch I will surpass you
I've been waiting all my dreams I'll be glad to
You don't have any so I have to
Leave your ass in the dust too bad for you
I'm going to go straight up out of this stratosphere
You won't know enough and I'm the baddest here
I'm a portrait of art and you a splattered smear
My destiny for you too bad it's here
I found my missing link and I'm incredible
Unstoppable and unforgettable
Hit me with the tiger cause I'm un shreddable
Don't live in the darkness instead I go

[Chorus]

You got the whole wide world in your hand
This is what most people don't understand
Holding it together put your mind to it
Stand up brush your shoulders and do it
You got the whole wide world in your hand
This is what most people don't understand
Holding it together put your mind to it
Stand up brush your shoulders and do it

[Chorus]
 
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"The Wraith"

"The Wraith"


[Violent J And Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Always uninvited
fuck off
unrespected, sometimes he creeps other times he's expected
He hangs out in bad neighborhoods up at the park
he will strike in broad day light but prefers the dark
Three little kids caught inside a burning home
he'll just sit there and wait for 'em
leave 'em alone!
As sure as we're alive today and death is inveitable
he's waitin' there watching through the eyes of a crow
fo' sho'
I know
yo
[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Chorus:]
Death is always a shitty time
Don't bother trying to run and hide
Take his hand cross to the other side (Step to the other side)
[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Freeway intersections when the bars close, he loves 'em
Bluew out traffic lights?
He hovers above him
And he loves the motherfuck out of crackheads and heroin
rehab centers and caring mothers always scaring him
Sharing them needles?
He encourages and raw sex?
They got him working and steady collecting soul checks
Then again
What?
Nine times out of ten, I wish he's take me
Instead of some of these poor children we see
I'm sayin
Skwo
What
[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Chorus:]
Death is always a shitty time No where to run
Don't bother trying to run and hide No where to hide
Take his hand cross to the other side
Step to the other side! (Step to the other side)
[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:]
He remainds nameless but we call him the Wraith
He is the 6th Jokers Card of the Dark Carnival faith
That's it, now your clock is ticking, every second counts
and everyhting you do that right or wrong, it all amounts
And whether you going to heaven or hell
he doesn't care
he's only here to give you the death touch
and send you there
Most people fear him
because they don't understand
that once he finally touches you with death eternity can begin
That's what the fuck I'm talkin' about
Lotus
What
Mother fuck
yea yeah
Woop Woop
Hoe
[Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Chorus:]
Death is always a shitty time No where to run
Don't bother trying to run and hide No where to hide
Take his hand cross to the other side
Step to the other side! (Step to the other side)
 
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"Thrill Of The Kill"

"Thrill Of The Kill"


[Violent J:]
I'm shakin' so fast that you could say I'm vibratin'
There's a sickness in my head a hunger escalatin'
There's no other ending to this shit so why the fuck I'm waitin'
Hop into the darkness for my homicidal break-in
I thought it out for many weeks I even told a reverend
But he ain't even listenin' 'cause I'm over eleven
I told my girlfriend and she just said it was cute
Then asked me how she looked in her fuck me boots and took off
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Sweatin' and my chest is burnin' like I'm on fire
So much pressure in my head I could blow air in through a car tire
I'm about to burst pop shatter explode
And everybody's pokin'sticks at me like they wanna splat me
[Violent J:]
No one sees me when I creep I stay behind shit
Check for open windows I scale across and climb shit
Get inside and choke an old lady in her Craftmatic
And like fresh oxygen to an asthmatic I get a thrill
[Chorus:]
Every time that a door gets closed. The thrill
Every time that the reaper shows. The thrill
Every time that the red blood flows. The thrill
I gets my proper dose
Every time, (every time) every time (the thrill)
Every time, (every time) every time (the thrill)
Every time that the red blood flows. The thrill
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
I told the doctor that I losin' all my will to resist
But he was busy eye-fuckin' his receptionist
He wrote me some scripts for time off and placebos
Then set a killa free out his doors
At home in the tunnels underneath the train station
The urge suddenly attacks like an invasion
There's no reasonin' with it and it ain't over 'til it's done
But once I finally do it it's a lot of fuckin' fun
[Violent J:]
I try to tell my therapist and counselor aswell
But they just say Uh huh until the time limit bell
I told a couple homies and they urged me on to it
If I ever had a fuckin' chance of fightin' this I blew it
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
I was meant for it opened up a door and jumped in
It was all over 'bout as quick as it began
I started stickin' guts rippin' like I'm guttin' chicken
Her life left her body and my happiness kicked in
Woo!
[Chorus]
The thrill [x5 fading]
[Violent J:]
But when the high comes crashing down where will I be found
I'll be underground (burning away)
And when the high comes crashing down where will I be found
I'll be underground (burning away)
I guess all I'd say is that...
Well why apologize I plead for no forgiveness
I'm goin' straight to hell and I deserve their business
Its useless don't know why I have this illness in me
This killness in me I always knew that to hell they'd send me
Every day was a nightmare only all very real
But nothing compares to enjoyment of the thrill of the kill
(You sick fuck) Thrill of the kill
(You sick fuck) Thrill of the kill
(You sick fuck) Thrill of the kill
(Fuck you sick fuck) Thrill of the kill, kill, kill
(You sick fuck) Thrill of the kill
(You sick fuck) Thrill of the kill
(You sick fuck) Thrill of the kill
(Fuck you sick fuck) Thrill of the killllllyaooo
[Chorus]
The thrill [x5 fading]
 
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"Thug Pit"
(feat. KmK, Esham, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Tech N9ne)

"Thug Pit"
(feat. KmK, Esham, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Tech N9ne)



[Layzie Bone]
Wicked Wonka, baby
[Violent J]
Halloween! Hallowicked Wonka....just 18 months
I brought a bat to a mosh-pit
(Well what you do then??)
I split some craniums in half
And caved a few in
Before long I'm standing there alone
I shut the party down
For Bone Thugs, Tech N9ne, Kottonmouth and Esham
[Layzie Bone]
In...coming, I'm running and dropping them bombs
Still gunning, I'm willing and ready for war
Get down with the clowns from ICP, B-O-N-E
And the Kottonmouth Kings, bring it how we bring it doe
For the wicked wonka, Halloween
[Violent J]
Smoking hay, hey I'm Violent J hey, we screaming may-day
'Cause Bone and ICP a fucking pay-day
We give away hey, but we already millionare rapper
Hater slappers, wicked shit believe it though
We tight like alligator snappers
[Layzie Bone]
Don't run dawg, we gun clappers
Bitch nigga slappers and hoe mackers
City street slicked rappers
But better known as wig crackers
Lead packers, ask my nigga Tech N9ne
Cock it back for Esham And let it loose to they spine
[Judge D]
An we mashing, we stomping
We wicked wicked wonkin'
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
It's wicked when you walking
Within the thug pit
[Judge D]
Yeah we mashing, we stomping
We wicked wicked wonkin'
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
At this kind of mosh pit
You get your wig split
[D-Loc]
Who the mothafucka in the pit talking shit? (Shit!)
Who the mothafucka that want the wig split? (Split!)
Who the mothafucka that's down for the krown? (Krown!)
Who the mothafucka in here right now?
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Shaggy jumps in the pit
With these hatchets and swingin' them
Strictly for the purpose of splitting some craniums
Shit, we be illuminati at this thug pit though
Treating fake thugs like a hoe, tell 'em D-Loc
(Spit!)
[D-Loc]
What the fuck you thinking, you can stop my shine?
Put your money where your mouth is, I'll take every dime
Then run down the line, damn right I'm getting mine
With a fine ass bitch, getting head, sipping wine
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hallows Eve, Halloween, Hallowicked all the same
Fuck a trick or treat, I treat a trick with some game
Every year we lace the stage, with the wickedness
It's the wicked-wicky wonka, baby try an get with us
[Tech N9ne]
It's that nigga that be on blood shit
Tech Nina off in a thug pit
Fuck with the KMK, ICP, Bone and you'll get druged bitch
Celebrating for Samhein
(Witch Killaz)
If you don't wanna come with the wickedness
A nigga wanna slam strange
I don't wanna hear a damn thang
[Jonny Richter]
Mashing off from city to city
We smoking fifties and fifties
Crashing after parties
Fucking and sucking on titties
Ducking and dodging the coppers
Ain't no one out that can stop us
Dropping that shit that be popping
Making it hotter and hotter
[Tech N9ne]
We man handle them
Fucking and crushing on man's camera
Busting bright red bandanas
Bitch where was your antennas?
When I was trying to stick it
Wanna show a nigga how she lick it?
Mothafucker this is how we kick it
Thug whiling on Hallowicked
[Jonny Richter]
Bud so fine fine, toking all kinds
With Tech N9ne, getting more love
Sipping on hen, with Bone Thugs
Kicking Faygo, and smoking more weed with ICP
It's motherfucking Richter from the Kottonmouth Kings
[Layzie Bone]
It ain't nowhere to run when you in the thug pit
(Kottonmouth Kings!)
[Violent J]
It's wicked wicked wonkin within the thug pit
[Layzie Bone]
We just some Thuggalos and Juggalos on some thug shit
[Violent J]
In this kind of mosh pit you get your wig split
[Layzie Bone]
It ain't nowhere to run when you in the thug pit
[Violent J]
It's wicked wicked wonkin within the thug pit
[Layzie Bone]
We just some Thuggalos and Juggalos on some thug shit
[Violent J]
In this kind of mosh pit you get your wig split
[Krayzie Bone]
It's mista sawed off leatherface
I bring the pain, and bang a nigga brain
When I step on the plate
Guard your grill, cause when my niggaz start to kill
It's hard to chill
Mothafuckers end up in the graveyard for real
(Whoa!)
[Daddy-X]
I ain't got a million dollars bitch
I'm fucking broke
Spending all my change on that endo smoke
All the bitches on the road, scheming for my loot
They get nothing but dick, and a steel toed boot
[Esham]
Fuck boots, every Halloween, I dress like a bag lady
Then I ride around with my .380 looking for Shady
If I catch him at the shelter, I'ma pull his file
Chop his head off, and bury his body across 8 mile
[Daddy-X]
We drinking drank, drank
We smoking dank, dank
Mobbing through these streets like a fleet of armored tanks
We dropping bombs, underground bombs
Fuck the whole industry bitch, bring them on
[Layzie Bone]
It ain't nowhere to run when you in the thug pit
[Judge D]
An we mashing, we stomping We wicked wicked wonkin'
[Layzie Bone]
We just some Thuggalos and Juggalos on some thug shit
[Judge D]
Yeah we mashing, we stomping We wicked wicked wonkin'
[Layzie Bone]
It ain't nowhere to run when you in the thug pit
[Violent J]
It's wicked wicked wonkin' within the thug pit
[Layzie Bone]
We just some Thuggalos and Juggalos on some thug shit
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
In this kind of mosh pit you get your wig split
[Violent J]
Hallowicked Wonka 2003, from us to you
[Layzie Bone]
We just some Thuggalos and Juggalos on some thug shit
We just some Thuggalos and Juggalos on some thug shit
 
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"Thy Unveiling"

"Thy Unveiling"


Carnival of Carnage,
The Ringmaster,
The Riddle Box,
The Great Milenko,
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
and The Wraith
looks like were all out of time brother!
Everybody's out of time!
Fuck It, We gots to tell them
All secrets will now be told
no more hidden messengers
this is it yall
times up
everything be out right here
no need for the reverse talking
the truth.
Now we have been told this carnival shit has touched many lives.
People have fuckin` sworn to us they too can feel it inside.
What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?
We`ve been waiting six fuckin` joker cards to finally tell you.
This messengers and hints were there, all though most never picked up on them.
We snuck em` in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.
We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card.
The bottom line always the same, you ain't have to look hard.
We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get with it and dig we don't preach it flat, cause some ninjas don`t wanna get with ya, they quick to forget ya without the hatchet and gat out.
So we rose the hatchet, do or die, now Juggalos standing tall, after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all. It ain't got nothing to do with us, It ain't Psychopathic Records!
All we`re doing is pointing this shit out to you, we in this together! Who`s behind the Dark Carnival, the Gatherings and the hatchet? Who`s beind Dark Lotus, the circus and everybody at it?
Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalette and fucking Faygo showers? What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit, who`s behind these Juggalo powers?
This ain`t no fucking fan club, It ain't about making a buck. Don`t buy our fucking action figures bitch, i don't give a fuck. It ain't About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or seventeen.
When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean? Truth is we follow GOD, we`ve always been behind him, The Carnival is God and may all Juggalos find him!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
He's out there, He's Out there!
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We don't care what happens now.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchet and we`re proud.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
He`s Out There!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
He's Out There!
May The Juggalos Find Him!
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Our carnival will carry one.
yeh, he`s everywhere!
I'm saying he's anywhere!
juggalos, hes out there!
yeh, yeh, everywhere!
He's Out There
Come see the show,
big top show,
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival
Dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival
he`s out there!
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the juggla
ya cant fuck with the juggla
May the Juggalos find him!
May the Juggalos find him!
He's out there!
May the Juggalos find him!
May the Juggalos find him!
He's out there! He`s out there!
We all gonna die, but I`m not gonna fry
Even though most never try.
I`m not gonna let this pass me bye, no.
This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!
This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We don`t care what happens now.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchets and we`re proud.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We`re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
Suck My Nuts! Bitch, Fuck You!
Suck My Nuts! Bitch, Fuck You!
Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP we got the dog beats!
Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP we got the dog beats!
3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
people love to point and stare
3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
its the same as everywhere
Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!
Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!
He's out there!
We don't care what happen's now!
We swing our hatchets and we`re proud!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!
Thank you! ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for joining us
We hope you`ve enjoyed the Wraith's exhibit of Shangri-La
and soon as you die, this will be yours!
Thank you for joining us! Thank you byyyatch!
hahahaha, always remember to fuck off!
Fuck Off! good bye!
 
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"Tilt-A-Whirl"

"Tilt-A-Whirl"


Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you mutha fuckas are gonna die
Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly
I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin now
And still won't die (try me)
Wicked clowns never (never) die, whut
Oh my goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket
Hold up keep your kids out here
They too young to play in there
Step right up now strap 'em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
It's gonna be a helly ride
Now if you misplace an item
Psychopathic straight up find 'em
If you lose your nugget yo
Hatchet ain't responsible
Look and wonder if you will
Cuz we about to rip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our tilt-a-whirly spins
They... all... die... die...
They... all... die... die...
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck the line put him up front
Welcome to our spectacle
Carny rides eccentrical
Hope you like it even though
Hafta mingle with the poor
Here you go sir have a seat
You've got to take this ride, it's neat
Tell ya now the ride is fast
Might want me to hold your cash
We gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood
All over the neighborhood
They... all... die... die...
They... all... die... die...
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak*
Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride
Welcome buddy, what you did
Like to punch up on your kids
Scoot all them dead bodies down
We can go another round
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up on over there
Strap'em up then start the show
This time speed it up some more
Tell me any last requests
Before your guts rip out your chest
Fuck all that don't give'em nothin'
Slap his ass and press the button
Fair enough now another down
Carnival don't fuck around
Fire up the tilt-a-whirl
And we'll see you all in hell
They... all... die... die...
They... all... die... die...
[background]
Round and round and round you go
[background]
Yo, the dark carnival will never die.
I mean that's all we do is think about dyin'.
We wish we die, we hope we die.
The only problem is,
We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker!
[Chorus till fade]
 
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"Time"

"Time"


Time time [x3]
Time time time
Time time [x3]
Time time time
This life is incredible a gift from above only
One thing will last true love
Time is a beast it's always breathing
For every morning it has its evening
Time will change everything around you
Time will take away everything whatever you bound to
You and your homies enjoying the years
Soon enough everybody disappears and
New friends will come and go as well
How long will they last only time will tell
You might keep a few but you will fall distant
Look back in it all flew by in a distance
Brand new cars grow old and rusty
Towns abandoned decayed and rusty
Time time is a truth and god believe
It all becomes a memory once you achieve it
And we say time is an endless road I know
I know where will this lonely road will lead
Times like a lonely road
I know where will this lonely road will lead
This song is scary but we speak the truth
It can only happen once that's my proof
Beautiful girls grow withered and wild
When will I stop and become retired
A family man who truly love him life
With great little kids and a lovely wife
So enjoy it now because time is strong
The kids will grow up it won't be long
And lead the home just like you did
Start their own family and have their own kids
You can be the coolest dude and getting laid
And one day be, lonely and afraid
In the home tucked away so we don't see them
If we live lone one day we will be them
Time don't slow down and speed is pace
You can see the time slipping into your face
And we say time is an endless road I know
I know where will this lonely road will lead
Times like a lonely road
I know where will this lonely road will lead
Time is a monster bigger than anything
Bring down rulers and kings
Time will bring down buildings what's new
Time will destroy all of us and you
The new born babies their time is ticking
We all have time limit we were given
Make the best of time and leave your legacy
So they can live on in your family's memory
There's an afterlife with all you got
So enjoy it all while we rewind the clock
Love your kids and love your parents as
As the world spins out we just making our appearance
So make it happen make that shit count
Faith and belief by the time you out
What else can you do with time except love life
Because the world's divine
And we say time is an endless road I know
I know where will this lonely road will lead
Times like a lonely road
I know where will this lonely road will lead
Time time [x3]
Time time time
Time time [x3]
Time time time
Time time [x3]
Time time time
Time time [x3]
Time time time
Once we are gone the world spins on
Another day with another dawn
Pray that there's an afterlife to gain
And enjoy your life while it all remains
Once we are gone the world spins on
Another day with another dawn
Pray that there's an afterlife to gain
And enjoy your life while it all remains
Once we are gone the world spins on
Another day with another dawn
Pray that there's an afterlife to gain
And enjoy your life while it all remains
Once we are gone the world spins on
Another day with another dawn
Pray that there's an afterlife to gain
And enjoy your life while it all remains
Once we are gone the world spins on
Another day with another dawn
Pray that there's an afterlife to gain
And enjoy your life while it all remains
Time time [x3]
Time time time
Time time [x3]
Time time time
 
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"To Catch A Predator"

"To Catch A Predator"


I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
I'm trying to lure evil into my world
I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade
Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first
Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
Cuz people out there, think they don't deserve this
Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in
With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon?)
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody
[Pedo]
Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-
[Violent J]
Zip it!
[Pedo]
Wait, please! I've got money, we can-
[Violent J]
Shut it, fucker!
[Pedo]
Please we can work this out!
[Violent J]
Silence, I said!
Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'all talking about!?
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to!
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
Cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some are still living
But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
[J and Predator fight and the Predator keeps screaming for help while J tries to make him be quiet]
A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman
But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
And it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing Imma earn
But it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun
(To catch a predator)
[Audio, supposedly from the show "To Catch a Predator"]
 
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"Toxic Love"

"Toxic Love"


This is a tale of misplaced love
A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the
wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and
stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let's
listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about
getting his feelings crushed once again
After 3 years in a mental asylum
I'm finally out and I'm fine now no doubt
Rolling home I see a bitch on a payphone.
She was fat and round and had it going on.
She had a name tag on Roxy Carol
Stepped up to her like hello
We was kicking it
I said I got this dick sup on lickin it
She said I'm down for the tactics
Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus
I threw her in the back of my jaloppe
She was wet and sloppy
But nothing could stop me
I was like jesus
Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza
I paid it no mind
I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind.
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
The whole car smelled like pickles
I stuck my toe in her ass
And tweaked her titty nipples
We fucked for about an hour
I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower
I got home and I kicked back
Thought about the shower haha fuck that
When I woke up the very next morning
I was awake but my dick was snoring
It was whistling and shooting out smoke
The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke
I started shaking and sweating
I had a fever
My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter
It was greenish with purple bungions
And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions
She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt
I'ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
I'm on a mission I search and roam
Cuz my dick hole is spurting up pink foam
And I'm dragging my balls behind me
They're as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy
Thank god I ain't dead yet
My dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow
There she is on the same payphone
Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone
Wait a minute y'all hold up
Is that the same bitch I was with she looks toe-up
Holy fuck nothings in place that ain't a girl at all
It's a barrel of toxic waste!
Oh lord what have I done?
Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel
Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin
I'm here to turn myself back in
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
I still like you
When I inject my penis inside of you
My balls light up like light bulbs
You're green...You're green and you're so warm
 
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"Toy Box"

"Toy Box"


"Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" [gunshots]
"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead"
[Violent J]
I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks
And rocks and sticks and calling me names
And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!)
When I left school, it was much iller
My daddy was a serial killer
And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back
With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!)
When I got home, enough of the static
Hammer and tools, went up to the attic
Never knew any other girls or boys
Only my toys, toys, toys
Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed
But I won't be mentally scarred
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard
Monday, ringing the bell
It's all about show and tell, might as well
Show all these bastards just what I got
Yo, check out my toy box!
"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls"
[Violent J]
We got dead bodies everywhere you look
All the nerds sitting up front got cooked
Others start screaming and making a dash
So I start handing out toys fast at last
You like slinkies, we got slinkies
Only mine like to wrap around your face
And stretch, twist, kazoom
And whip your body all over the fuckin room
So come, one at a time
Open your gift and what you will find
Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget
It's not everyday that you get your skull split
You like soldiers, we got soldiers
Made with rubber and steel, they look real
But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed
That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww)
And don't let em sit around all day
Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway
Cuz they can be nifty
All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box
"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"
[Violent J]
That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute
Don't fuck around, homie, you can lose an eye with it
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy
And it's mine, motherfucker, so gimme gimme
You want toys, you come to the right place
Try my little toy, Mutilating Mental Case
Wind him up, let him go among all of ya
Then BANG! serial slaughterer
Your turn, reach in and get lucky
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky
It make a funny sound and then BANG!
Blew the fingers off his fuckin hand
Don't stop, class ain't done yet
I remember you calling me poindexter
Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation
Went into these little creations
Reach in, you might find something wicked
Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery
Off with your head, a robot with a sword
But now he's looking at me, but what for?
"Eh, wait a minute, I made you
Get them, not me. Eh, wait a minute, motherfucker."
"Oh, I love this record."
 
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