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"Radio Stars"

"Radio Stars"


Occasionally, the overwhelming temptation to reach the pinnacle of the pop music genre
will reduce the most deplorable examples of the underground music scene to change their
so called artistic endeavours in an vain attempt to appeal to the public at large.
Behold the metamorphosis
Fuck platinum, platinum just aint good enough
we need more money, more house and cars and stuff
I'm sick of juggalos, I want them other hoes
I want them shitty hoes, you get wit radio and video
we'll do whatever it takes to get some airplay
we'll make that bounce shit, triple our sales and pay
come on shaggy follow my lead
its time to change our shit up to get what we need
??
The pathetic attempts never cease.
The moronic music onslaught continues to insult the intelligence of the savvy consumer
How much more can an audience be asked to endure?
didn't work, ah fuck, what happened
they always told us we sucked at rappin'
well I don't know how to play a guitar
ill play the skin flute be a radio star
I'm sick of keepin it real, and underground
I want the sellout 10million fans radio flavor style
even though we'll be played next summer
show me a radio dick and ill show you a hummer
Joey fell in love with a college girl
she had a back pack and a pony tail
she said her name was lisa but I do not know
she drank cisco lemmonade and cherry jello
I can put my buddy holly glasses on
I can even sing one of his faggot songs
I can wear checkered pants and never smile
whatevers cool for your radio style
joey fell in love with a college ......
The boorish bumbling baboons have been baffled in their journey to the music business
Each sonnet is more ridiculous than the last.
Their strides toward musical success are little more than a stumble into complete failure.
that was bullshit, what the fuck
you think of something
I'm sittin here trying to write hits
your doing nothing
you wrote the punk shit but that didn't work
it flopped on its ass, at least I tried though
all right, aint no need to be fighting with each other
we need to start talkin about relationships and lovers
can you sing, no, neither can I
to be radio stars we at least gotta try
Girl, I'm gonna let you know on the radio
I want to lick you from head to toe
girl, your perfume, its smellin so sweet
I wanna make love between the sheets
girl, play my song, ??
I'm a radio man, and I know
??
give me one more chance
and ill make you dance
Chorus 5x girl, we'll make radio songs for radio fans we can't go wrong
girl, so you fucked my boy, I don't give a fuck
After years of endless attempts ICP received almost no radio play.
Finally, the 2 dimwitted idiots decided to stay with the wicked shit for life.
 
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"Rainbows And Stuff"

"Rainbows And Stuff"


This one goes out to that special someone in my life,
we all have somebody special, this is for them
I like ice cream, cherry pie and lemonade with summer breeze
I like rainbows, leafy trails, and puppy dogs with bumble bees
I like cotton candy, gum and bumper cars and carnivals
golden skies and hazel eyes and sand in between my toes
but
something tells me that I hate you
something tells me I must kill you
You ain't shit but a slutty ass mother fucker
slut you fucking whore, I fucking hate you.
I like birthday candle cakes and titty shakes with silicone
secret whispers and D-Loc's sister and apple dips and gingerbread home
Faygo chills they give me thrills and nyquil pills they make me smile
Hershey kisses and happy misses and something so bliss yet all the while

something tells me that I hate you
something tells me I must kill you
Suck my fucking dick fuck off
go fuck yourself you funky ass bitch
come on, come on (bitch)
come on, come on (bitch)
I fucking hate you
come on, come on (bitch)
come on, come on (bitch)
I'll fucking slit your nipples shut.
I like shaggy, he's my friend I like his mom cause she's nice to me
thank you j, I like you too, well its OK, we're family
raver chicks and kung-fu flicks and sugar sticks like lollipops
all of these things have *happiness brings, but my hatred for you don't
stop bitch!
something tells me that I hate you
something tells me I must kill you
[repeats until song ends]
 
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"Real Underground Baby"

"Real Underground Baby"


[Violent J]
Underground baby
Real underground baby...
This clown don't smile and honk your nose
This clown don't wear big goofy clothes
This clown don't mind your hatred for me
You'll get turned into a dead corpse right before me
Real underground baby...
[Chorus 2x]
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
And the preacherman said...
HALLELUJAH!
Me and the witch gonna go right to ya!
[Violent J]
Role model, eat a dick up and swallow
Only model I follow by the Jim Beam bottle
When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
Full throttle, rollin' in an El Dorado
Full bottle, I care about no tomorrow
When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
Who can paint their face up!?
(Who can paint their face up!?)
And wear a ninja suit!?
(And wear a ninja suit!?)
[Violent J]
Floatin' thru some backyards
Dropkick your knees and backwards
I'm outti with a (poof!)
(And ain't that shit the truth!?)
My days are long and lonely
Black rain is right before me
Real underground baby
[Violent J]
My brain does nothing for me
Heyy! This pain'll be my story
[Repeat 4x]
Who took the chicken off the plate
And put it in the fridge?!
SHAGGY 2 DOPE DID!!
Underground baby...real underground baby
[Violent J 4x]
I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm doin' it because I love it
And I'm underground baby
Real underground baby
Underground baby...real underground baby
Underground baby...real underground baby
Who can paint their face up!?
(Who can paint their face up!?)
And wear a ninja suit!?
(And wear a ninja suit!?)
[Violent J]
Floatin thru some backyards
Dropkick your knees and backwards
I'm outti with a (poof!)
(And ain't that shit the truth!?)
[Carnival of Carnage samples]
[Violent J]
My brain does nothing for me
This pain will be my story
Black rain is right before me
Underground baby
[Ringmaster samples]
Underground baby
[Riddle Box samples]
[Violent J 4x]
I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm doin' it because I love it
And I'm underground baby
Real underground baby
[Great Milenko samples]
My days are long and lonely
Black rain is right before me
Real underground baby
My brain does nothing for me
This pain'll be my story
[Amazing Jeckel Brothers samples]
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Underground!
Underground 2 miles deep
Under your feet
Underground
Underground!
Underground 2 miles deep
Under the street
Underground
[Repeat 4x]
By far the ugliest and most monsterous thing I have ever seen (The Wraith!)
[Wraith samples]
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
HALLELUJHAH!!!!!
 
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"Rebel Flag"

"Rebel Flag"


Stop the bus, Violent J comes out
Barrels to your chest and blow your lungs out
Mother fucker fuckin hick
I kick ya in the mouth
Sew your fuckin' lips up
You swallow them teeth when I do
And me and my boys'll run a train on your Thelma Lou
Then break her fuckin back
Goddamn biggots ain't all that
So I'ma cut your brain out
Reach in and pull your spine out
Welcome to the Carnival show
Your invited, you and your bitch Flo
And the wicked clowns gonna check
Cut your legs off and and if you crawl back
Don't step to the city folk- bitch that's why you got your titties broke
So get back on your ardvark
Don't let me see a biggot commin' through Clark Park
Cut his neck with my good blade
34 years old, still in the third grade
Yes, pickin' on others--Look at your hootinanny ass mother fucker
And your billy bitch
Hey---Fuck both ya'll ...
And your Rebel flag

[CHORUS 1:]
Fuck your Rebel flag! (Fuck your Rebel flag)
Fuck your Rebel flag! (Fuck your Rebel flag)-(Fuck your Rebel Flag!)
Fuck your Rebel flag! (Fuck your Rebel flag)
Fuck a Rebel flag! (Fuck your Rebel flag)

Been down south, you can't tell me
Hill billy hill billy hill billy
Uncle Willy acting nilly
Old bitch cooking up vittles
Then fuck on the porch, playing a fiddle
You know I'd love to show you that ghetto style
Take you out back, throw you in a shit pile
Life in the inner city
I'd rip your ass, but you all shitty and funky
Like the pigs you eat
Pickin' that shit off them yellow feet
Don't stop to so much as cough
Or I'ma shoot ya in the back till your chest falls off
What you say ain't always hype
So I slap you in the face with a lead pipe
Teachin kids what pops taught you
And he's a funky ass biggot too
Fell short of the due respect
Don't speak when I slap ya in your red neck
Fuck all that bullshit you stuck on
Get back on your mule and get the fuck on
Don't look back or I'ma hit ya
Take that red neck bitch out with ya
Spit on your Rebel rag, so fuck you and your Rebel flag!

[CHORUS 2:]
Wilber (I'ma cut his neck)
Hass (I'ma break his back)
Goober (I'ma stab his face)
Jed (I'ma slit his throat)
Wilber (I'ma cut his neck)
Hass (I'ma break his back)
Goober (I'ma stab his face)
Thelma Lou (I'ma fuck her in her ass!)

Hill....
Hill billies listening down south
Hill billies listening down south
I'm up and I'm headin for the south
Fixin to put a run of buck shot in your mouth
And blow the back of your fuckin neck loose
Hill billies run around like a headless goose
Cuz you tried burning down my cross
Thats way racist hatin and hass
You sleep in the barn and you fuck your horse
Brick to the head, put you back on corse
Yeah---But you know I chill
Cuz if I don't flex on you the others will
Straight folks in the south won't have it
They put a rind in your racist ass quick
The cool in the south team up with the north
And blow that biggot off his fucking horse
So put away your goddamn twan
See I'ma cut your pipe and take a little moonshine
Then drink it all up
Barrels to your face and blow your fuckin head off
Keep on gunnin' cuz of what they said
Punk, I'll put a slug in your bald head
Scalp a skinhead quick
And your greasy-ass triple clan and shit
And zip you up in a bag
And I'll shit on a mother fuckin Rebel flag
Yeah shit on a Rebel flag!!

[CHORUS 1]
[CHORUS 2]
 
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"Red Christmas"

"Red Christmas"


Jiggle my mutha fucken balls bitch.
Insane Clown Posse back in this mutha fucka
Hey yo Violent J, whats up?
It's Christmas, time for a slaughter
Maybe your wife, maybe your daughter
It's midnight, I land my sleigh
Make way for jolly St. J
Climb down the chimny, for the murder
Dressed as the fat man everyones heard of
Shimy down, shimy down, what the fuck?
Somebody help me, I'm stuck
Now what to do? I feel whack
I got stuck in a chimny stack
But I hack, and shimmer on down
Santa Claus Clown
Can't fuck around, now
Livingroom, shhh, I creep
Tippy toes cuz they asleep
I pulled out the axe and slid down the hall
I got a gift for all of ya'll
Whats that? I better hide quick
Oh fuck, it's the real St. Nick
And he musta been taken a shit
But regardless, I better move quick, now
So I jumped him, Santa's no joke
Fucked around got my damn neck broke
He strap, he shot, he didn't miss
[Gunshots and ho ho ho]
I had a red christmas
"I'm dreaming of a dead Christmas,
The kind you'll never have again
Cuz if you have a dead Christmas,
That means your dead and thats the end"
Merry, merry Christmas you fuckin chump,
Seasons greetings loser, yo 2 Dope kick it!
Jack Frost nibbles, he but fuck that
I aint got a home so he nibbles on my nutsack
And my buttcrack, toes, and elbows
My nutz is froze, fuck you hoes
So I made a friend like me, a snow man
He was down with the clown like a blow man
Had a hat and eyes outta charcoal
And a pipe, we fill it with indow
Me and him sang songs in the snowflakes
He ate snowballs, I ate cornflakes
And we both would freeze are ballz off
I was there every time his head fallz off
I put it back on for him with a smile
He was my boy, made from a snow pile
Then the storm came, a blizzard
Snow, wind, ice, a blizzard
We pulled through we hid in an alley
The next day it was like sunny valley
He was meltin I was just fine
He got pissed and pulled out a nine
"If I'm gonna die you should come with me
Cuz we boyz" [gunshot] It hit me
Damn I'm dying, I'm dead he got his wish
And all I got was another red christmas
"Sighlent night, violent fight
Now I'm dead, one to the head
Christmas this year seemed so whack"
Happy New Year bitch boy
Hey, I got a New Years resolution
For your chicken ass mutha
To kiss my mutha fucken ass, Woo!
Jingle Bellz, Jingle Bellz
Jingle all the way
Ask your fucken mom bitch,
The ICP don't play, hey
Wicked Clown, Wicked Clown
Bitches drop your drawers
Don't talk back just suck my sack
And fiddle with my ballz
Yeah, ICP, Southwest for life,
Christmas time you know what I'm sayin,
Mr. Chris Cringle, you fat bitch,
Mutha fucka never gave me shit,
I'm a slap your across your
Red ass face mutha fucka, uh
Southwest down
 
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"Red Neck Hoe"

"Red Neck Hoe"


"Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, that fucking red neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A down south bitch with a red-ass neck"
[Violent J]
Bitch, you gotta red neck
But you look kinda straight so I'm bout to step
Heard you like fucking in pig pens
You never seen boys, so you fuck your girlfriends
Bitch, I know you's a ho
So let me fuck you with my big toe
Cuz I don't care what them hicks can do
Shit, I can fuck like a chicken hawk too
Bitch, we can take a walk
But I hate the way you fuckin' hillbillies talk
So keep your filthy ass mouth shut
And don't say shit, nasty slut
Bitch, I wanna hit it
So I can drop your ass in a New York minute
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know, that I'm a jigglo, you didn't know
Bitch, we can sit on the porch
Swing in a chair, I don't fucking care
But then it's to the sac, to the sac we go
I'm finna fuck this red neck ho
[Chorus (2x)]
Bitch, you's a ho
And ho you's a bitch
Everybody knows that you's a...
Funky funky bitch
"Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A fucking red neck, a red-ass neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
Said a mop-top corn stalk red-ass neck"
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bitch, it's 2 Dope
Before I threw you this dick, I throw you some soap
Cuz you been in the barn all day
Milking cows and fucking with hay
Bitch, if you let me hit
I don't care, you can play your Wayne Newton shit
I can take a little Conway Twitty
While I'm sucking on red neck tittie
Bitch, I go down south
With a piece of wheat hanging out my mouth
And sport a funky-ass straw hat
But after I hit it...MOTHERFUCK THAT!
Bitch, I from the big city
And I'm finna fall asleep on your big tittie
Yeah, it's the farmer's daughter
But I ain't gonna fuck in no swamp water
Bitch, drop your overalls
And we fuck in the back of a horse stall
You're the ugly bitch I know
But I still fuck ya, red neck ho
[Chorus (2x)]
[Esham]
My ratsaw can't even hang
With the wicked shit you've done
You go lynching with your gang
On a brother or a Mexican
Fuck, this shit may never quite
Bigots may never learn
I'll cut your motherfucking throat out, bigot
Now it's your turn
Bigots in the north seem to get respect
You know I'd choke that greasy neck
Step to the left, step to the right
In my piece, and I'll fuck your face up
Bitch, cuz I don't sleep
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't sleep"
In the south there's a lot of good faces
But shit, I'm gat on a fucking racists
[Violent J]
Bitch, I can't tell from where I'm at
But it looks like your neck is red, fuck that
I'm about to step
So I can say I fucked a ho with a red neck
[Chorus (9x)]
 
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"Riddle Box"

"Riddle Box"


Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to your death
Now let's see where you're headed
Turn the crank
And experience was in store for you
Deep with the mighty Riddlebox [riddlebox echo 3x]
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns
Hey, I'm Violent J
And I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your ass
We the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes who chose
The express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist
To the Riddlebox
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, what's up, motherfucker
This is Shaggs 2 Dope
Congratulating you on opening the box
The Riddlebox
It looks like you received your prize
The cost, what it cost
Was your ass, bitchboy!
Hahahahah!
The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Come on down and turn the crank
Let's see where your soul
Will spend the rest of eternity
What's it gonna be, mister?
Heaven or hell, the bonus or the bone
Turn the crank and let's find out
Come on down, mister
You don't have anything to be scared of
Do you, sir?
So what's gonna pop up out
Of the mighty Riddlebox
Spin the crank and let's find out
What'd you say!? Step right up, who's first?
Who's brave enough to step into
Their new eternal destiny
Surely someone must be confident
That there life wasn't totally evil
Step right up and seal your fate...
 
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"Ride The Tempest"

"Ride The Tempest"


Step forth and face the beast that is the mighty Tempest! Dare to go for a spin on the
world's most horrifically fabulous ride! Behold the Tempest! The fastest, highest,
steepest, and tallest coaster-ride ever to exist on this or any other planet!
We fuckin rollin with no controllin, them bolts aint holdin.
Take you higher, rollin on wires, till time expires.
Swingin corners, so kids are goners, you hangin on-ers.
Duck them tunnels, they shrink like funnels. Get your forehead pummeled
We upside down you, then round and round you, your evil found you.
Let's go faster, its sheer disaster, while spinnin backwards.
Jagged edges, no kind of ledges, with broken wedges.
Its the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest, tallest, all this and more, roller coaster.
[Chorus]
It's something thrilling for you, so get on, get on it (come ride The Tempest)
You got that feelin in you, so jump up, jump on it (Jump on it)
It's somthing wicked for you so get on, get on it (Let's ride The Tempest)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it.
Electrifyin and now you climbin, feels like you flyin.
The cars are shakin, slowly elevatin, sound like they breakin.
Rickety, rackety, clickity, clack, up we go, you no look back.
Some french guy had to look, froze up and fell out, he got so shook. So fuck him, them
polls keep duckin, this cart you stuck in upward spiral, the rings of fire, still climbin
higher
Rackety, rickety, clackity, click, now you on the tip-top tipity tip
Tip of the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest,tallest, all this and more, roller coaster.
[Chorus]
It's something thrilling for you, so get on, get on it (come ride The Tempest)
You got that feelin in you, so jump up, jump on it (Jump on it)
It's somthing wicked for you so get on, get on it (Let's ride The Tempest)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it.
Straight down, you fallin you fallin straight down so fast your skin in crawling
Straight down, you fallin you fallin straight down so fast your skin is crawlin
You fallin so fast, you see your whole life flash, your balls jump up your ass in a quick
dash, you get whiplash, the shit's so fast on your bitch ass, and it dont stop till the
shit crash
[Chorus (2x)]
It's something thrilling for you, so get on, get on it (come ride The Tempest)
You got that feelin in you, so jump up, jump on it (Jump on it)
It's somthing wicked for you so get on, get on it (Let's ride The Tempest)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it.
 
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"Right Now"

"Right Now"


Right now someone fell out of a neden
Somebody's walking the isle of a wedding
Someone's fucking, someone's fighting
Someone else probably getting struck by lightning
Right now someone just got 25 years
Somebody tripped falling down the stairs
And you can't help, cause you ain't there
It's going down right now, but you don't know where
Right now there's a hottie blowin on dick
It don't belong to the man they with
Scratch off ticket, somebody just hit
And partied so hard, they lost that shit
Right now someone quit rehab to drink
Somebody looks hot as fuck but they stink
Someone in a car crash got paralyzed
Somebody else got lucky, and don't realize
Right now, all around the earth
We live for all its worth
Right now, all around the globe
This life is all we know
Right now, as we hear this song, so much is goin' wrong
Right now, at this very moment in time, somebody's moment defined
Right now someone just contracted SARS
And donated their brain to science jars
He got demoted, she got promoted
He got so mad, his head exploded
Right now somebody fell head over heels in love
Someone else lost all of the above
Somebody's bone is another's gain
Boat crash, kidney found at last
Right now as youre hearing this beat
Some little kid is stepping out into the street and SPLAT!
Just like that...a car, luckily, it didn't happen where YOU are
Right now, it's going down
Don't front any time of the day, any night of the month
Enjoy the calm relaxation
Cause else where STRANGULATION
Right now, all around the earth
We live for all its worth
Right now, all around the globe
This life is all we know
Right now, as we hear this song, so much is goin' wrong
Right now, at this very moment in time, somebody's moment defined
Somebody's being born right now
And somebody's fuckin dying right now!
Us? We're fuckin droppin depths of wisdom right now...BITCH
Stop, with every tick of the tock of the clock, somebody else gets shot
Maybe in Guam, or down the block
Tick tock, tick tock, click, the death pop
Right now, everything's great, but out there in cell block 8, rape
Brutal bloody, massacre murder
Thankfully in some place you never heard of
Right now some people shouldn't be alone
From the nursery to the nursing home
Little boy, training wheels, he don't need em anymore
Old man does, wheelchair rollin on the floor
Right now people are coming or going
Shrinking or growing, pushing or pulling
Speeding or slowing, spending or earning
Teaching or learning, freezing or burning
Right now, all around the earth
We live for all its worth
Right now, all around the globe
This life is all we know
Right now, as we hear this song, so much is goin' wrong
Right now, at this very moment in time, somebody's moment defined
 
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"Rollin' Over"

"Rollin' Over"


[intro]
Rolin' over, Hell muthafuckin' yeah bitch. Hatchet chop straight to your muthafuckin' face. Rollin'
over. I look up ther's still so far to go? Wicked clowns got that real shit. What up though.
[verse 1]
I come floatin' in this bitch with some wings like a pegesies, got a shiny ass V on my cheast wut up
i'm Violent j the clown, I'm goofy for a second, but when your bitch headless i'm on top of her
necket. Yo know my status, I'm juggalatis, and we the baddest here to sever your melon it's wicked
shit that we sellin' we off the track now give your bitch ass a bitch slap now nobody never steppin
down we bout to enter second round. Running backwards on the walls shaggy 2 dope in this muthafucka.
You talkin through your but cause silence is for suckers. So i'm out there throughout the year i'm
right here don't stare like a bitch bitch buy me a beer nobody wicked like me i do this terrifically
and my mutahfuckin pimp slap will knock down a tree so clown love bitch, I seen it tatted on tittes we
forever on tour clown love in your city.
[Chorus 1]
Rollin' over, i look up there's still so far to go, so much time, Rollin over, I look up there's
still so far to go, it's yo time, Rollin over, I look up there's still so far to go, so much time,
Rollin' over, I look up there's still so far to go, it's yo time for your mind.
[Verse 2]
I got three body's stuffed in my trunk i'm blowin' red lights and bet i'm blowin' heads off before
i'm read any rights baby i'm outlaw. painted up and packin the bombs I stomp preps in the streets and
sound fire alarms bitch run for your life we keep it wicked and scary, and we welcome to our world
anything that you bury i throw meteors and fire balls through brick walls and got a thre foot dick for
all your chick jaws. Walkin' through the slums bout' to strangle someone, maybe it's accustom gotta
get it done, I live like that spirits haunting me like that, i'm lost in the ougi board ain't never
comin back. ou, ou
 
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