Insane Clown Posse

[fox69]

"Off The Track"

"Off The Track"


[Violent J]
I battle samurais, they fight like little bitches to me
Ive murdered everybody i need some switches for me
Take me some place nobody ever knew existed
Gone like the missle that missed it and gone balistic
Its floatin on anyone caught in the way
Im falling through the future while your back in the day
And no that, theres a storm comin brewin up ahead
Black rain as hot as it can get
[Chorus]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
[Shaggy]
Mother fucker i been droppin freestyles
For fifty three miles
We droppin nuclear bombs we tryin to see smiles
I caught a shootin star
Inside a peanut butter jar
We bring it in the vocal booth and beam out like rayzars
We draw crop circles
The **** sky purples
Cast out colorful shiny diamonds wonderful
Im not the one that bullshit about the thunder though
We keep it juggalo
We underground and more
Rockin shows in my underwear
Never been the one to care
Spend every penny that we ever made on weed and beer
I make the rainest
But the joker cards is forever famous
But who can blame us
The carnival became us
Im sleepin in the clouds leaving through the night sky
I fantasize let you see something beyond your eyes
I seen the galaxy ate lucky charms off the milkyway
But tommorow gonna be the day
[Chorus]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
[Violent J & Shaggy]
And we gon ride high
Swerve left and right high
Oh we gon ride high
Swerve left and right high
All Night
[Violent J]
You gotta meet me to believe me
And meet me to achieve me
And vision through your third eye to even try to see me
Im to dramatic
Ill slap you with the Sledge-O-Matic
Im on your TV screen talkin through the static
Im on the beaches of Afghanistan
Talkin to the reefer man
Caught in a avalanche and dont need an ambulance
Come with me ill show you how to relax
Dark Carnival wagons is flying off the tracks
So cmon
[Chorus]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
[Violent J & Shaggy]
And we gon ride high
Swerve left and right high
Oh we gon ride high
Swerve left and right high
All Night
[Chorus]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
[Violent J Talkin]
Violent J and Shaggy motherfuckin 2 Dope forever makin music. For the
juggalo nation of serial killas. World Wide.

 

[fox69]

"Ok"

"Ok"


Ada cadabra stab you up money
I’m the big duce that put your ass up like puddy
That’s one thing I never done was study
Fuck my meds I’m about to go nutty
If I was in prison I would rape your anus
With this broom stick not my penis
Doing drive by on a podo stick
Cause I’m getting my dick sucked
No bull shit I clown mother fuckers
In part of their face probation officers all over their face
I sell fake goods and you still buy it
I even tell you it's fake (I’ll still try it)
I slap your ass and leave you snoring
Still laid out same spot next morning
And I’m a serial killer pound for pound
Fuck with the juggalo (juggalo juggalo)

[Chorus:]
I get clown you to your face
Get a clown full up your anus
Get clown on your chin
Then we do it again bitch
Get clown onto your face
Get clown full up your anus
Get clown on your chin
And this shit don’t end bitch
You get clown

I am the clown my foot swing around
Put your nut so far up your ass they never found
Make your eyeballs go like microwave feather
Until they finally splatter
I don't want to know this it don't really matter
When I pull out my axe go scatter
It's in my head I hit him tons of wall
Next thing you know I come to your door
And I can’t see it the shit begins
A knife to the cheek then I sticks it in
Blood feathers I cut your theaters
Everybody run free up in a home feet
Everybody run on solid ground
And all the victims they on the ground
Hold them close until the heart slows down
And whisper in his ears you got clowned

[Chorus]

I rock my face like my brothers and sisters
It's understood by others why they distant
Truth is these haters wants to kiss us and love us
Because they secretly hound dogs
Show them when they piss us off
Up next we got to clown these hoes
Stick a but clown shoes up their asses
Because when our wrecking comes to town
We only pick up the phone bitch

[Chorus x2]

 

[fox69]

"Ol' Evil Eye"

"Ol' Evil Eye"


"Start the movie."

"I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult.
For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. Yes, it was this. One
of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. A pale, blue eye with a film over
it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. And so, by degrees, very
gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid
myself of the eye forever."

So I'm headed door to door
With my grandmother's cookie jar
I'm sellin' cookies, 12 for a dollar
I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any
I resort to goin' cheaper - 2 for a penny
Anybody, everybody, they hate me
I can tell when they spit and degrade me
There's only one house left, the last on the block
Old Man Willie on the hilltop
I ring the doorbel, the door creeps open
And there it was starin' and scopin'
The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin'
I was trippin'. "Ahh, seeya!"
I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking
About his eyeball winking and blinking
And it looked not a damn thing like the other Ugh!
Shoulda wore a patch on the motherfucker
It hypnotized me, mesmorized me
Traumatized, paralyzed, terrorized me
Creepers, where'd you get that ball
And tell me how it even fits in your skull

[prechorus:]
I want a big long knife to stick it in.
I wanna lift up the eyelid and kick it in.
He's gotta die. I want his eye buried in my backyard.
It ain't hard, I'm killin' Old Evil Eye!
[End prechorus]

[chorus:]
Evil eye...
Oh-Oh-Eye (The bitch gon' die! Die-die-die-die-die-die-die)
Evil eye...
Oh-Oh
[End chorus]

"Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you
should've seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded with caution
with what foresight, with what patience I went to work. I was never kinder
to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him."

A day gone pass since I heard about J.O.
Met up in this sleigh, cuz I don't fuckin' play.
Anyway, I gotta do him in. Got a rusty revolver
Put the silver bullets in.
I'm plannin' on playin' one right to his nugget.
Down my drawers with the bucket.
It's time to go, fuck it.
I stuck it up... to his neck when he came to the door.
I really didn't know what I was in for.
First the cold man stared, no a gaze, no a stare.
Kinda like there was no one there.
How weird, my body froze with the blink of his eye.
Evil eye, sendin' chills up my spine.
What to do? What to do? I gotta try to break.
I gotta try to make.. my way to the gate.
Wait. I can't move, I'm stuck to the ground.
W-What the fuck was that? I think I heard a sound,
Turned around, there it was, starin' at my face.
This little old man's eye's a make me a mental case.
That's when I felt the pain deep inside,
Deep inside, now his eye's open wide.

[prechorus]

[chorus]

"That night it ceased. The old man was dead. I placed my hands on the
heart and there for many minutes there was no pulsation. He was stone dead.
His eye will trouble me no longer. His eye will trouble me no longer."

[chorus X4]

 

[fox69]

"Our Hero"

"Our Hero"


"As Doctor Griffin informed you earlier, television won't be aloud until 8 PM tonight.
Dinner will be served in forty-five minutes, tonight is goulash, corn, cookies and Kool-Aid.
"Ooh, Kool-Aid cookies! "
We begin our story inside the state mental institution, where our hero was admitted.
He's only got four months of treatment left.
We join him now while he franticly tries to reach his girlfriend Rebecca.
I been callin', she ain't pickin' up the phone.
It's been two weeks now she ain't been home.
I hang on the end and just let it ring.
It suddenly picked up and I heard some things.
Sound like fuckin', everything shook.
They somehow fucked the phone off the hook.
I can hear my bitch, "Push it in my ass! Oh Rick!
Take it out fast! "I'll be out in four months, free to go.
But that's too long to let this grow.
I'm out the window, I scaled the roof.
Dodgin' search lights and Doctors suits.
Through the yard quick over the fence.
Fuckin' razor wire ripped my pants.
Into the river, up the overpass.
Rebecca, I'm a kill yo ass!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! And all the other patients said,
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go! Go! Go! Go!
We join our hero, still in his patient pajamas,
hiding outside of Rebecca's house in the bushes.
He plans to kill her, but he hasn't had any sex himself in over three years.
I looked through the window, there's Rebecca.
Standin' there talkin' to that fuckin' pecka.
He's about to leave, he slaps her ass, out the front door, he walks right past me.
I coulda killed him, but then I couldn't.
He was just gettin' some neden, who wouldn't?
She's the bitch slut who sold me dry; I walked right in, arms open wide.
"Rebecca? I'm out four months early!
What up with some of that beer and squirmy?
"We fucked on the couch, she said "Ouch!"
I dug my nuts in her neden pouch.
She smiled, and said she's glad I'm home, and could I excuse her to use the phone?
She was quick to wanna warn Rick the dick but couldn't, 'cause her throat got slit!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! And all the other patients said,
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Returning from the store, Rebecca's lover is pulling up in the driveway.
Our hero is inside fixing himself a ham and bologna sandwich over her dead body.
Dodging the headlights, he moves quickly.
Oh fuck! Ricks back with a pack of rubbers! I'm in the kitchen all in the cupboards.
I low crawl quickly on my hands and knees, I locked the dead bolt, but he had keys.
I took a deep breath behind the door, coulda killed him again but I spared him once more.
He was scratchin' a lotto ticket, the whole time my blade was out, ready to stick it.
I was out the front before he found her dead; I ran my ass off and stole the moped.
All the way back to the overpass, in through the river, across the grass.
I cleared the yard but this time it was hard, that fuckin' barb wire almost left me scarred.
In through the window, back in bed, in time for breakfast and morning meds.
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! And all my locked up homies said,
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go! Go! Go! Go!
So there you have it, our hero is safe and sound, back in his room.
Sporting flip flops and a hospital gown with his ass hanging out.
As luck would have it, Rick the dick was arrested and convicted for Rebecca's murder, and sent to death row.
Living proof that fucking with a killer's bitch can fuck everybody up in the long run.
Don't do it man, keep your dumb dick in your pants. You're better off, beating off.
Especially fuckin' with my bitch.
Fuck around, and they'll find bullet holes in your forehead.

 

[fox69]

"Out"

"Out"


Let me off the Terror Wheel
Shut up bitch
Looks like it's nighty night time
Only some of you won't be waking up
Ahahahaha!
As for the rest of you
Sit back, put on your PJ's and nighties
While you hear the story entitled Out
Ahahahaha!
What the fuck is up?
I'm in the haugh
And Violent J's finna tell a story
So sit your ass down
Shut the fuck up
And get stoned motherfucker
Well I'm waking up so early cause I knew this day would come
My daddy's passed out with an empty bottle of rum
Although she's been gone long I do not miss my mother
And he's a sorry fuck so there's nothin in the cupboard
My little brother's starving, hungry, and sick
Cause ain't nobody coming by the house giving free shit
So he gettin kinda skinny and my brother's almost dead
Got no other choice but for milk and bread
Stepped out the house for the first time in 2 years
Cause my neighborhood it ain't really good
Lay up in my bedroom night after night
I hear screams, zombies shootin and lootin
But now here I am and I'm walkin down Jefferson
With a bag of moneybacks I don't understand
How the world can be full of so many evil doer's
I can hear 'em underneath me in the sewers
Keep seeing shit out the corners of my eyes
Steady lookin over my back I didn't realize
Where I was goin
I didn't wanna bother anybody
Accidentally stepped on a dead body
Hey motherfucker watch where the fuck you're goin (Sorry)
I might be dead, but I'll kick your ass
Now I apologized but he still had to talk shit
So I stepped over his face and kept walkin
And here's the part of my story that get's really scary
Had to walk alone down Military
I can see the crackhead's hiding in the trees
Lookin for some change
Lookin for some brains
Everything seemed too quiet as I walked down the block
Until I got hit in the head with a rock
Can't really tell I musta been out for quite awhile
Cause when I woke up my Nannycoat was outta style
And the crackhead's took my moneybacks in a dash
And ripped off my arm in the process
But fuck that shit I still gots another hand
So I can still get the shit for my little man
And I'ma walk with my nuts hangin out
I ain't scared, but this is where it get's weird
Factories, toxic waste, and chemicals
They have strange effects on the animals
In my neighborhood and some get a lot bigger
Like the giant rat that jumped on my back
I'm runnin like a maniac all through the ghetto zone
And it's steady takin bites out my nug bone
Wrustling around and found it's tail
So I straight bit it
Then it ripped of my leg and broke with it
Tried to catch up but I couldn't move quick enough
This little trip to the store is straight fuckin me up
But that's ok cause the store's just down the block
So I hop
And it seems all wrong as I look up in the sky
I see the vultures waitin on me to die
But I made it to the store so fuck all you hoes
Peep out the sign
Hmmm Closed
Picked up a mailbox threw it through the wall
Cause I'ma get my shit so fuck all y'all
Took a loaf of bread and a carton off the shelf
Even took a Faygo 2 liter for myself
Walked out the store like a cheap ass when I heard
The click-click sound of a mossberg
The store owner he didn't like a beat and eat
That's why he didn't see a problem with buckin me
Blew my muthafuckin head off my shoulders
Didn't say nothin kept buck buckin
But I gotta say I made it home in a heart beat
Nobody fucks with a head rollin down the street
Now I think about it was a full man when leavin out
Now I'm a head with a loaf of bread in my mouth
Bouncin up the stairs
I knock on the door with my chin
Hey yo little man won't ya let me in?
And best believe it was good to see my little brother
Hey you forgot the milk you dumb motherfucker
Lock the door behind me cause I'm back on route
Back to the store and I'm out
Uh, uh, who's pussy is this, bitch?
Uhh, who's pussy? Yeah
Eh, what the fuck are you looking at?
Ain't you ever seen pussy before, stupid ass?
Slap that ass bitch
Oh, uh, oh, hey
How's it happenin' again?
Hey this song right here
We're ready to slow it down and get a little sexy, ya know
As 2 Dope tells ya how he stuck her with his wang
Woo haha!

 

[fox69]

"Out There"
(feat. Bushwick Bill)

"Out There"
(feat. Bushwick Bill)



[Intro]
The wicked clowns, and Bushwick Bill are lost in space
Out There, Out There, Out There

[Verse 1: Violent J]
The car broke down and she was like..
Honey, get the flashlight, still one in the dash right?
Only cause it's late at night, and who knows what's out there?
She was right though, ain't gonna help with a light though
People dying tonight, cause yo, this maniac is out there
I'm hanging like a possum, murder tricks, I got some
Spot them, look come around to the bottom
And slaughter them, out there
His boo was locked up in the car, an the phone and tripping hard
Screaming fuck that bitch was scurried, there's a killer out there
Cut that crying shit off, I cut you, die, I get off
I'm crawling up on the car
Trying to rip the moon roof lid off, out there
Bitch turned the wipers on, hazard lights and blew the horn
I smashed with my axe, and pulled her to the lawn, out there
She kicked me hard, to the grill
With one of them, Doc Martin heels
Murderers, you know how that feels
Your lip be out there
Time to die, close my eyes, swung and felt a thump
I done spilt her head in half like a tree stump, out there

[Chorus]
Don't you dare go out there, ain't no telling what lies out there
Don't you dare go out there, ain't no telling what can happen
Don't you dare go out there, ain't no telling what lies out there
Don't you dare go out there, late night killers might be stabbing

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Lights on in the house, but it's dark outside
You can even close one eye, look bitch, I'm out there
Camp fire lit, boy Scout meeting's, they talk of me
Even they leaders got memories of me, I'm out there
Forensic scientists try to finger me out
But I'm too quick for their Sheriff's stupid asses
I'm still out there, pull up all your road blocks
I'm running through them's in my socks
Silently taken out all cops, one by one, I'm out there
Leave their bodies, in the street
Continue on my murder spree, they can believe all my heat
When I pull it out there, break up into the Zoo
Dress up in a monkey suit
Sticking up families for their loot, my brain, is out there
Handy with an ice pick, pull it out and use it good
In and out your temple, blood is squirting all out there
I'm the urban legend, you heard at your college dorm
Jump out and squeeze your vocal cords
When you out there

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Bushwick Bill]
Some where out there, a remnants of Bushwick
My mind loads clips, at your block and leave you stuck bitch
A psychopath, with a clasp and a black ski mask
Leave you in body bags, for a news flash
I might be small, but I got big balls
Write my name on the wall, with bloodstains after the brawl
Evil thoughts, run deep in my brain, I'm sick and deranged
So picture the pain, flowing in my veins
Yeah I'm sick, I'm sicker then Hitler
My gat spit streak motherfucking forbidden scriptures
Niggaz run from a gun, forgetting they can't
I drag a Mossberg, cause it won't fit in my pants
I run up in your ride, it's parked and, it's darken
Jump out your glove compartment, sparking
The shit that I do, make many faint
Dead saint, turn your blood into candy paint

[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"Over A Bitch"

"Over A Bitch"


What the Fuck?!
Made one mistake and fucked everything up
What the Fuck?!
Everything up!!!!!
She was my girlfriend (fucken skank) so I thought
She was down for me (shit head bitch) till I got caught
I was doin six months (up in a pen) sellin vikitin
She was getting butt fucked (in her ass whole) by my friend
The day that I got out (ha ha ha ha ha) I bought me an axe
I hid in her bushes (come on bitch) smokin crack
He was drivin my car (what the fuck?!) when they pulled up
I hit him in the muda faken back of the head (pwwaa) made the bitch throw up!
I killed sum body
O-o-o-o-o-over a bitch
O-o-over a bitch
Oh my God!
And I can’t believe I did that shit
O-over a bitch
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Bitch bitch
Now I’m doin forty years over this hoe
What the fuck?!
Wha-wha-wha-what the fuck?!
Over this shit head bitch I don’t even know
What the fuck?!
any mooore
wha-wha-what the fuck?!
Bang pow boom baby! Wooooo
She was good to go (fo sho)
Took her to the movies (to the back row) We fucked on the floor
She had pop corn in her puss (cum on her ass) She was freaky as fuck
But she had a boy friend (Uh Oh) His name was chuck (fuck him)
He caught us in a red light (muda facka) and swung for my eye (pwwa)
He fucked up my paint (whaat?) chuck had to die
I jumped from above (hiiiaaaaa) stabbed chuck in the head
Then I got arrested (damn) now she’s fucken dead instead
I killed some body
O-o-o-o-over a bitch
O-o-over a bitch
What the fuck is wrong with me?
And I can’t believe I did that shit
O-o-over a bitch
Bitch bitch bitch
Now I’m doin forty years over this hoe
What the fuck?!
wha wha wha what the fuck?!
All for this shit head bitch I don’t even know
What the fuck?!
Any mooore
wha wha wha what the fuck
I met her at the roller ring (I think) dressed in pink
Plenty of ink her nedden stank but I didn’t care she had eye headed and a couple of years
I was in love like a fucken sucka fuck the rubber I fucked her blubber
I bought her shit she taught me shit I’m actin like a bitch so I ought to quit
Some dude, rude goose their ass she got mad and slap me fast tried not to cry in front of my crew
She asked me what the fuck I’ma do he was a tree like seven three and she wouldn’t let it be
And finally he got shot I got arrested she moved on and now I get molested
You gota ask your self whose the bitch? Whose the bitch? Whose the bitch?
You better ask your self whose the bitch? Whose the bitch? Whose the bitch?
Now ask ur self whose the bitch? Whose the bitch? Whose the bitch?
You gota ask your self whose the bitch? Whose the bitch? You the bitch!
Bia-bia-bia-biatch
You the bitch!
Bia-bia-bia-biatch
You the bitch!
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Bia-bia-biatch
You the bitch!
Bia-bia-bia-biatch
I killed some body
Wha the fuck?!
Over a bitch
wha wha wha what the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
And I can’t believe I did that shit
O-over a bitch
Bitch bitch bitch
Now I’m doin forty years over this hoe
Fuck this bitch fuck-fuck-fuck this bitch
Over this shit head bitch I don’t even know
Any mooore
DAMN!

 

[fox69]

"Panties"

"Panties"


Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties pull your panties
Pull your panties to the side
We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back
We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties pull your panties
Pull your panties to the side
We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back
We in the limo drunk
In the back so let me hit from the back
Pull them to the left!
Pull them to the right!
Put that leg over there!
And this one over here!
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties pull your panties
Pull your panties to the side
In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes
In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties to the side
Pull your panties pull your panties
Pull your panties to the side
In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes
In the girls bathroom and fucking hoes
Pull them to the left!
Pull them to the right!
Put that leg over there!
And this one over here!
We in your daddys basment bitch shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
I say shut the fuck up shut the fuck up i say shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
We in your daddys basment bitch shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
I say shut the fuck up shut the fuck up i say shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Pull them to the left!
Pull them to the right!
Put that leg over there!
And this one over here!
Ay yo shaggy man you to fresh man for these hoes dog
Ay yo shaggy man you to fresh man for these hoes dog
Pull them to the left!
Pull them to the right!
Put that leg over there!
And this one over here!

 

[fox69]

"Pass Me By"

"Pass Me By"


"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the
imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to
compare to the mansions above. Won't that be something when you go
to live in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it,
it's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about being moved out
of it. It will be yours forever."

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I got shot, ah!, the murder was heinous
The bullet went in my eyeball and out my anus
And I was hit, that was it, on the spot
Flash, I woke up in a parking lot
And I'm sittin in a '64 Reinkeys
With Shaggy Dope written on the car keys
I look around I can't believe that it's possible
I'm dead, and I made it to the carnival
I walk in, it's everything I dreamed of
Everybody and they momma got clown luv
Japanese, Lebanese, and Chinese,
Portuguese, and southwest ghetto g's. (woowoo)
Hangin' out with redneck truck drivers
Instead of always givin' each other piledrivers
I see my old homey, he died in a drag
Chillin with two bitches, "What up, Shaggs?"
And he passed me a blunt like a tree trunk
I tried to hit it, but couldn't even fuck with it
And to think, I always been afraid to die
But I ain't never goin back to wonder why.

[Chorus (2x)]
We all gonna die, but I'm not gonna fry
Even though most never try
I'm not gonna let this pass me bye, no

[Violent J]
I was born, first, they threw me in a shit pile
I dealt with it, and lived there for a while
I got dissed on, pissed on, and beat down
Mutilated, and tossed out a dead clown
Next thing ya know, I'm chillin' at the big top
Free money, and mad bitches non-stop
No water, it's Faygo on tap
I wash my hair, and my face, and my butt-crack with it
Cuz I can, cuz I'm phat paid
I got a five story funhouse with a maid
And she walks around with her titties hanging out
And when I cough, she come and dust my balls off (woowoo)
I'm headed up to the show, I'm gonna see
Jimi Hendrix, Selena, and Eazy E
Elvis tried to open up but got dissed off
We got pissed off, because he sounded like butt
There's no fights, it's a perfect match
Hillbillies in the crowd tryin' to cabbage patch
And to think, I've always been afraid to die
But I ain't never goin back to wonder why.

[Chorus (2x)]

[Violent J]
Did ya ever burn your finger on somethin? hey
Well picture this, your nuts burnin that way
And a roman candle stickin' in your butthole
That's where the greedy skank motherfuckers go

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
This is all hell now, we livin' in it
But this bullshit'll be over in a minute
Then it's off to the Faygos and neden hoes
New clothes, and patent leather for your toes (woo-woo)

[Violent J]
And while you sit around cryin' for your dead friend
He's chillin' up there, paid, getting mad ends
He's probably there tryin to figure out why you're sad
He's on the beach gettin' fat, you got it bad

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
And for those who ain't down for the next man
Who rob from the poor, and snatch all ya can
And any chicken talkin' shit, lemme tell ya something
Hold a lighter to your balls, and you'll see what's coming

[Chorus (2x)]

"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the
imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to compare
to the mansions above. Won't that be something when you go to live
in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it,
it's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about being moved out
of it. It will be yours forever."

[Chorus (10x)]

 

[fox69]

"Piggie Pie"

"Piggie Pie"


"Come and get it! Woo!
We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken-ass to snack on, bitch!
So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie, motherfucker!"
[Violent J]
The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster
A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place
He opened up his door, and popped me in the face
It blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half
But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh (hehe)
Forty in hand, I rose from the dead
And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head
Since we out west, I had a little fun
And pulled his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium
[Chorus (1x)]
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might choose a gun (no), I might choose an axe (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a motherfucking dick
He sits on his bench and gets all the respect
But if I get a chance, I'm goin' straight for the neck
He walked in the room, and everybody rose
Lopped off bucket chillin' underneath my clothes
First they let the piggy, now you can finally sit
But what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet
Now I see the bailiff, I'm thinkin' what the fuck?
I can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it up
Old-ass man, I let him get away
That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway
Here come the piggy, it's time for my case
His eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin' face
He saw my joker's smile, and sentenced me to die
So I ragged on the bucket, made it fuckin' rain pork rinds
[Chorus (2x)]
[Violent J]
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold
He lives in a mansion on his own private road
I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait
I bounced off his head and did a Jackie Chan over the gate
Cause this little piggy, must definitely fry
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil
And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel
People in my city, they fighting for they meals
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills
How rich he is the devil, he never will admit it
So I'm a take his money stack and stuff his face with it
Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and laid it upside his head
He begged for his life, I told him it's too late
And took away his dough and watched the devil suffocate
Cause I need...
[Chorus (4x)]