Insane Clown Posse

[fox69]

"If I Was King"

"If I Was King"


If i was a king all bitchs would blow me
Big bag piles of jewels for my homies
We would go to war and take everybodys land
No clothes alound for female citizens
Titties and nedens exposed for the public
I run around gropin these hoes and the love it
Give these little kids a little somthin to drink
You free all hookers and pimps out the clink
New days mutha fucka i rewrite the laws
Everybody gotta get a SV tag Cuz
We run this bitch parades on daily
Every criminal out there gotta pay me
Fuck that five hoes lickin my ass
We sit around bonfires burnin our cash
Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes before i throw that ass to the snakes

If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control
If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control

If i was a king there wouldent be no generals
I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds
I piss in my own halls clean that shit up
I sleep for weeks in a time wouldent get up
I wouldent do shit but accumulate paper
Lookin at the penthouse of a skyscrapper
Its all mine all blew out the window
I let it blow everywhere rain on the people
Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths
Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash
The balls in my nut bag will be to big ass diamonds
You see them through my underwear shinin
Step back when the king is comin down the street
With the murderist fleet rumbleing your feet
Im riding on a dinosaur if i was a king with the hair on my hoes they suck my dick and everything

If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control
If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control

If i was king id shoot arrows in my city
If they hit sombody then there luck was shitty
When you meet this king do more then bow
Do three summersaults and a flip some how
Id send ninja assasins to kill other kings
And run around there lands settin fire to things
Bendtime power this king wouldent care
And i would sample every mother fuckin neden out there

If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control
If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control

 

[fox69]

"If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em"

"If You Can't Beat 'Em Join 'Em"


Come here man check it out
You know there laughing at you man
Fuck them man you know what im sayin come down here man
And join the carnival man

Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin
Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes
Homelss hobos pushing dead bodies in a cart
Listen to the good part
Poke around doors roamin the land
Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand
Its to much for my nugget to process
So i stop the car to get undressed
Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls
You dont like that you can suck my balls
Its just me and my homeboy large you see
No they cant nobody can see them but me
Lunatics zombies and goons roaming underneath
The 17 moons of delray hellray suicide person
It cant be the fuckin i might as well join him

Hey bitch boy were the fuck are you going
Dont you know they dont like richies were you goin
You dont belong here i think you best leave
Before i grab your chicken neck and squeeze
I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in
I pray for dead chicken boys for my little friend
To snack on his name is willaberags thanks you know your not a bad guys shaggs
It rains only twice a year around here
The streets are dry because of the sky
Its filled with smog and fog and fuck
I finally had it im gonna jump! (is he dead?)
No i bounced my shits made out of rubber
A toxic waste freak show mutha fucker
And im part of the circus show
If you cant beat em join em like i did yo

Nobody wants you got no were to go
Come down and join up with the carnival show
Your a addicted to crack and you dont have a back
Here at the freakshow we dont care about that
You might have 2 heads and you might have 10
You might have a finger growing out of your chin
Here at the carival you cant go wrong
It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet long

If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
Just join them muther fucker
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
If you cant beat em join em
So just join them bitch boy
Just join them
Cause you cant cant beat em
So just join them mutha fuckers
Cant beat em just join em
Cant beat em just join em bitchboy

 

[fox69]

"Imma Kill U"

"Imma Kill U"


Ugh!
Fu-fuck you!
Fu-fuck you!
Ugh!
Guess what?
Fu-fuck you!
Ugh!
Fu-fuck you!
Fu-fuck you!
Ugh!
Guess what?

First, I smack your head with a bat
The bloody splat, crack with impact
Wind it back, whack your cheekbone
Stomp your nose in until it's gone
Pick you back up and punch your gut
Double you over and fold you shut
Let you drop then invite the crew
To kick your face in too! (OOH!)
Racist bigot, you dirty demon (No!)
Dig your eyes out while you screaming
Drive your head into the concrete
Use your forehead to paint the street
Child abusing piece of crap
A couple knee drops across your back
Rip your pants down for the cause
Take two bricks and clap your balls!

Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!
Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!

Pig molester, where you headed
In yo back my knife's imbedded
Take my car-jack and whack your knees
Cuz you sicker than a ass disease
Some teeth fall out, you swallow the rest
Bang! Pow! Boom! And your mouth's a mess
Somehow your tongue's hanging outta your neck
And I ain't even gone and get started yet!
Throwing star sticking outta your forehead
Keep you alive to make you feel more dead
Down your throat with a broken bottle
Kick to the neck then make you swallow
Stomp each and every rib till it breaks
And when it's all over, Hell awaits
Take this hammer, pound out your scrotum
Pancake food left for the rodents

Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's about time I
Fuck you up! (Duck bitch!)
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Duck bitch!)
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Duck bitch!)
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Ahhh!)

Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!

I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat!
That ass!
Beat!
That ass!
I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat that bitch ass!

Guess what!?
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!

Guess what!?
Bang!
Boom!
Pow!
Boom!
Bang!
Let yo fists swang!
Bang!
Boom!
Pow!
Boom!
Bang!
Let yo fists swang!

Guess what!?
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!

I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat!
That ass!
Beat!
That ass!
I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat that bitch ass!

Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's about time I
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Ahhh!)

Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!

Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
Hahahahaha!
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
Hahahahaha!

Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!

 

[fox69]

"In My Room"

"In My Room"


2:45 and the bell went off,
Thank God,
Many people think im odd
But I talk with no one,
And I walk alone,and I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone
I get home and dont say hi,
It aint no one there,
I dont care I walk in and go right up the stairs
To my room
Get in bed and just wait for dark cause thats when the real show starts (tap tap)
'tap tap' on the glass go the piece of ass'
So young and pretty its too bad she past
But she comes to my room and we talk at night,she's demonic and bloody,but she holds me tight
In my bedroom,with her im never alone,and I kiss her cold lips until morning comes
Then she gone,
I can still hear her voice loom.
But she only exists in the dark of my room

[chorus: x2]

Love...
(I cant ignore you)
In my room
(do anything for you)
Love...
(I do adore you)
In My Room...
You and I

I try to smile alot,but im always frontin,but I do love a ghost and atleast thats something.
She dont talk much,
When she do it get cold,
Usually we just lay there and we hold each other, we're lovers we dont need others,
One of my mother's cats jumped up on the covers
And it scared my baby guess she dont like pets so I twisted its fuckin head off at the neck
Look baby,
It's bloody, it's gone, it's doomed, please come back to the room I do anything for thy, dont ignore me this is more than a sick love story
W/o you id bring a shotgun to school and I will if you want me to for any reason
I hate that u leave when the lights come on and if I had it my way the fuckin sun would be gone!

[chorus x2]

Sometimes I kiss her and I start shakin,she slips me the tongue and it taste like bacon.
Uh oh somethings wrong baby's upset
She told me she was spotted by the neigbors kid
She cant come back now cause they know our secret
Unless I can make them keep it.
If I do she may come to life now in their yard with a shotgun and knife
Cut the screen
Went in and found the kid
Blew a bowl of spaghetti in the side of his head,the daddy was next runnin down the hall,I shredded his throat and he was
Quick to fall,tossed the mossberg and gripped the knife,started stabin the shit out of his wife,
Went home a bloody mess with a job well done.
Wash up and wait for my baby to come

[chorus x2]

I waited two or three days, four days, waited for the tap tap like always. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess.
I waited two or three months, four months, waited for the tap tap just for once. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess.
I waited two or three days, four days, waited for the tap tap like always. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess.
I waited two or three months, four months, waited for the tap tap just for once. I waited and hated this I created a bloody mess.

 

[fox69]

"In The Haughhh!"

"In The Haughhh!"


I'm Violent J
I breath toxic fumes and throw my lungs up
all over your brand new patten-leather penny loafers
You fuck!

I'm 2dope
I got sick ass sewer sludge stuck in my throat
And I live in a big pipe on Sog Island
So stop by and have a bowl of rust, you fucking bitch-ass faggot

Faggot, you bitch ass faggot
I'm in the south-west detroit, Del-ray
In a city, ghetto street-gang
I got people who want me dead
But everytime they run up on me, I get scared
And my skull explodes
All over those motherfuckers

Sometimes I get hungry, man, but it ain't nothing
But it ain't nothing in the box but a brick sandwich
So I start hurting that motherfucker
And I chew on that bitch until my jaw breaks
Which don't fade me, cause I'm a hoodlum
And I don't exist to you fucks (you fucks)
You green-grass fucks

Fuck me, and I'll fuck you, fucker
We comin', motherfucker
We coming to get ya
Coming to get ya
How ya see me is what ya get
How ya see me is what ya get
Carnival of carnage is coming
How ya see me is what ya get

I was snookin' good in my bed
Woke up to find my brain fell out my head
Stuffed it back in with a screwdriver, I'm that much liver
I can walk on my hands on a tight rope
But then I always fall, and bust my ass.
But it really don't matter (really don't matter) (don't matter) don't
matter, cause I'm in the haugh

In the haugh, in the haugh
Violent, Violent J's in the motherfucking haugh
I'm in the haugh, you's in the haugh
We in the motherfucking what? Haugh!
(With the wiked town, south west gang, wicked joker's
kill, southwest thrill)

Get off me, dog, I'll shit face
I mean I ain't got shit on my face, but ya know
People in the suburbs hate me (why?)
Southwest carnival crazy (hiii)
My mind ain't nothing but a lemon
But I mean it's fucking yellow and shit
I don't know man, fuck off
You can't fade me, vato, cause I'm in the haugh!

In the haugh, in the haugh
2dope Shaggy's in the motherfucking haugh
I'm in the haugh, you's in the haugh
We in the motherfucking what? Haugh!
(With the wiked town, south west gang, wicked joker's
kill, southwest thrills)

I'm greasy, and I can moonwalk
But I don't, cause that shit's so fucking played out
Instead, I just grab this wang, and tell you that I'm in the haugh, bitch!
Parachute pants, and moon boots
Chilling on the corner butt-naked hurting fruit loops
Fuck a hill billy goat
Sitting in the tub, I let my nuts float, cause I'm in the haugh

In the haugh, in the haugh
Granny's all in the motherfucking haugh
I'm in the haugh, you's in the haugh
We in the motherfucking what? Haugh!
(With the wiked town, south west gang, wicked joker's
kill, southwest thrills)

Southwest is in the haugh!
D.C. is in the haugh!
I'm in the haugh, in the haugh, in the haugh
Hamma, hamma, hamma
East dogs in the haugh
Jump steady in the haugh
Hammer in the haugh, too!
Mike Clark in the haughhh!
Mr. T's in the haugh!
Hamma, hamma

(With the wiked town, south west gang, wicked the joker's
kill, southwest thrill)

 

[fox69]

"In Yo Face"

"In Yo Face"


In!
Yo!
FACE!

Mwahahahoohurhurhooraaaah! (Something special!)
Somet'in' special for you and yo face, biiiiitch!
(Go get 'em boys!)
IN! YO! FACE!
Paaaah! (Somthin' special)
Exclusive!
For you!
Mwahahahahaha! (Something exclusive!)

I pop out the box, swing on a spring
Big Violent J with the axe out (SHING!)
Trouble we bring, a Juggalo thing
Wicked clown with the Boom Pow Bang!
IN YO FACE!

Smash through the glass as the fireworks blast
Shaggy the clown here to murder some ass
I be the strangler, known coast to coast
And I turn any thug into a ghost
IN YO FACE!

Some scream "Juggalo" only when it's convenient
And no they don't mean it, we sick of being lenient
Step yo ass back before the hatchet attacks
And ya catch a few hacks from the axe
IN YO FACE!

I crawl like a tarantula on my toes and thumbs
Born to the carnies, gypsies, and bums
I spit my raps in tongues over voodoo drums
Bitch, wicked shit this way comes
IN YO FACE!

For you!
Something special for you!
We got you covered, homie!
Something exclusive for you!
IN! YO! FACE!
For you!
Something special for you!
We got you covered, homie!
Something exclusive for you!
We got this!

I was fucking this slut up in her dirty ass
Threw the rubber out the window as we drove past
Funny thing, I see ya standing on the grass
And it fucking stuck to your mustache
IN YO FACE!

Bang to the pow, wang to the mouth
Boom go the wicked clowns, southwest down
From Pluto to Uranus we underground famous
For doom, and either way bass booms
IN YO FACE!

I shook the hand of Satan with a cross in my palm
Burnt all the flesh all the way up his arm
I wasn't scared, I was giddy to do it
Then I lopped his head off and threw it
IN YO FACE!

Insane Clown Posse, never gonna fade
Helped your ass get laid back in eighth grade
Many years passed, and we still top grade
Blowing up like a hand grenade
IN YO FACE!

For you!
Something special for you!
We got you covered, homie!
Something exclusive for you!
IN! YO! FACE!
For you!
Something special for you!
We got you covered, homie!
Something exclusive for you!
We got this!

Billy Bill, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack
Down to the end and never take it back
I'd die for the Hatchet, the Psychopathic Records boys bumping
Wicked shit thumping
IN YO FACE!

They all wanna kill us but we already dead
And if they think we'll ever die, they're severely misled
Phonies out there posing as Juggalos
But see it as a demographic to push what-have-it
IN YO FACE!

Neden
If you ain't down with that, fuck off!
I like getting my dick sucked, jacked off, and salad tossed
Ugly hoes, fine hoes, none go to waste
But for you, herpe-meth had anus
IN YO FACE!

Mike E. Clark, he make the street pound
Legz Diamond, all-around in surround sound
One fork up and the other one down
Fuckin throw another wicked clown
IN YO FACE!

For you!
Something special for you!
We got you covered, homie!
Something exclusive for you!
IN! YO! FACE!
For you!
Something special for you!
We got you covered, homie!
Something exclusive for you!
We got this!

For you!
For you!
For you!
We got this!
For you!
For you!
For you!
IN! YO! FACE!

 

[fox69]

"Insane Killers"

"Insane Killers"


Violent J, Shaggy, Insane Clown Posse, baby what
from New York to L.A.
from Chile to Greece
from New Ghandi to your momma
we gives absolutly no fucks
Motha fucka
natural born serial murderers
mass mothafuckin murderin muderers
bitch, come and meet your maker
Im scary like Michael Jaskson up close
I like diggin up dead bodies
look at me Im gross
my name's Violent J but you can call me syphillis
gonorrhea the clap cause i infected this rap
you wanna know if i could ever kill somebody
well thats like askin Charlie Manson if he's ever been in jail
I kill family, friends, myself
what, yeah, I'd kill myself if I could only survive
I tried to kill Rob Van Winkle, in fact thats how we met
I went up to kill him and he was thinkin the same shit
I pulled out a chainsaw, he pulled out and ax
I was like come-on, wait is that a Stanley, where'd u get that
it's natural and to murder, you gotta have it in you
it's like a dick all up in you, although I wouldn't now
look at us natural killas
the world most playa hated rapper
and the most hated group together like woooo!
[Chorus:]
mass murders
natural born killas
im not fuckin around
icky icky ya ya
icky icky ya ya
mass murders
natural born killas
im not fuckin around
icky icky ya ya
icky icky ya ya
This aint no blair witch
beware bitch
Ill pick ur motherfuckin brain with an icepick
remember me
the V I C E
well heres my trilogy
Im outta captivity
rap cujo ya know my flow is ferocious
last survivor with a mouth full of cockroaches
I bring this hocus pocus
you're flying away
like the last days of the motherfuckin loafers
I'm the redneck in the moshpit
2 axes come in handy
to answer Violent J, ya damn right its a stanley
in the shadows of the dark with darkman like spawn
in the dash blazin it up with explosive bombs
I spit homicides like major cities at 11PM
while zipping bodies in the dungeon like the line at GM
ice mixed with blood is the killers milkshake
here with the clowns from the underground it's a lyrical deathbreak
[Chorus]
Disrespect me I'll run in your house
like puffin steam stout
break both your arms, gun in your mouth
knock your teeth out with the nose of the fifth
bullets bust through the back of your head ya die swift
fuckin wit tha clan, watch what you say
we kill *Beep: Lame Lyric Censor*
shoot you with an SK or a AK bitch you gonna die either way
I'm a monster thoroughbred gun holding weed-head
cross me bet tomorrow you'll be dead
catch you at a show while you're chilling with your ho
and crack your skull with a bottle of Mo
I'm a Sing-Sing killer
gun groove captain
brooklyn home of the original gun clapping
gats get brung, niggas get done
sons lose fathers and mothers lose sons
I'm a killer
[Chorus]
[Screams]
[OVERDUB:] To die is a fate that must come to us all
But how horrible to be buried alive
from the darkness they shuffle eyes glazed with death
hands clawing for blood!
[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"


To all that are receiving this broadcast we are now entering our
thirteenth hour of continuing cloud coverage. This ongoing event has been
upgraded to a national emergency. It has been a sleepless night here in Metro
Detroit as panic and terror has swept the streets. It seems much of Detroit
as well as the rest of the country are still unsettled by this unexplainable
cloud that still clutches the sky. From New York to Honolulu, Miami to
Fairbanks the expansion of the cloud has subsided but a wall of darkness and
artificial night still grips the land. Witnesses now tell us that thousands
upon thousands of people are emerging from sewers everywhere their faces are
painted and they look like CLOWNS!!! The people are running and screaming but
eye witnesses say they're not in pain its almost like a strange type of joy
has overtaken them. At this time we do not know where or why the people are
running but there seems to be an organized plan directing there action. Its
like a guiding force is giving them supernatural stamina. The immense crowd
of clowns are now on the move all in unison moving in one direction towards
an unknown destination. Its almost as if they see what others cannot heeding
an inaudible call that silently pierces this calm before the storm.

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"


Do you lead a life without fear?
Are you content with your life?
Can you relax and bask in a personal happiness?
Are you satisfied?
Are you at ease?
Do you sleep easy knowing that your soul is safe no matter what tomorrow might bring?
Your link is found
You are complete
You have found your faith
You have found your salvation
Your inner peace is bound by your belief in a higher power
You are safe and sound in your life
You are safe and sound in your afterlife
You have found the true meaning of existence

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"


Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Welcome ladies and gentleman into the demented minds of the Insane Clown Posse
Thank you for joining us for yet another of the many of the amazing exhibits and rides we have to offer you here at the dreaded Dark Carnival
Our story takes place in your city, the characters portray are you and your loved onesso sit back and enjoy our presentation
And remember whats is only our fantasy will one day become your reality and thats our promise to you from all of us here at the world famous Dark Carnival
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas
Guess whos comin to your big town
Jugglin Juggalas Jugglin Juggalas