Insane Clown Posse

[fox69]

"I Fucked A Cop"

"I Fucked A Cop"


I was starving so I walked to the doughnut shop
Cause that would hit the spot
I ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream
Then I heard someone order the same as me
I turned around to look and we connected eyes
She was a cop, I tell no lies
At first I was terrified indeed
Cause in my bag was a pound of weed
But she just smiled, I smiled back
And then she asked me where I'm sitting at
And could she join me, and then it clicked
This bitch is on my dick
We ate together, talked and giggled
My dick was harder than a pickle
My heart was beating like crazy fast
Non-stop, I'm about to fuck this cop

[Hook:]
I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)
All I gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!)
And I get some neden son (hey!)
I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)
She don't arrest me or beat my head in
Nah kid I just tap the neden

That night she picked me up in the squad car
The whole time my meat was hard
Plus I didn't have to ride in the back
I sat up front next to the gun rack
She pulled cars over as my heart raced
And I put the spotlight in they face
One kid had meth in his car and got arrested
As we drove to jail I got molested
She jacked me off and I almost nutted
As the kid locked up in the back head-butted
The glass, I took her mace and sprayed the guy
And we both laughed as he started to cry
I was having stupid oodles of fun
When she took him in, I played with her gun
I'm telling you now I couldn't wait to hit it
The officer biscuit I was dying to split it

[Hook]

She came back out, we tongue kissed and jetted
And as she drove I fingered the neden
She had a bush like the one in my front yard
Plus my hand stunk, my dick was still hard
She said we have to raid a drug dealers home
I asked if I could help and she said "Come on!"
We rolled to the house with four more units
Look at that I'm starting to sound like the bitch
They broke the door down, we ran inside
I found the money and dope and now they're mine
Finally her long ass shift was over
She took me home and she had a Doberman
Pinscher dog who didn't like me at all
She put him away and then she called me
Into her bedroom and we finally fucked
That's why I'm the man though, the neden sucked

[Hook]

 

[fox69]

"I See The Devil"

"I See The Devil"


[Violent J:]
I see the devil
Everytime I fuck a bitch
Tell her I will call her
Throw her number in a ditch
Lie to her face
Just to get my dick blowed
15 minutes later
Tell her hit the road
[Shaggy:]
I see the devil
Everytime I stomp somebody
Run from the scene
With my fists all bloody
Me and my boys
Beating them down in the street
The devil was right there
Watching like sweet
[Violent J:]
I see the devil
Everytime I lie to my mom
Whenever we argue
I go off like a bomb
Tell her she don't
Understand shit about me
Get in the car
With my homies and flee
[Shaggy:]
I see the devil
Everytime I score some meth
He's standing
Right behind me like death
Every hit that I take
He claps his claws
Just like he does
Everytime another soul falls
[Violent J:]
Running outta time
Looking for the light
Something isn't right
The devils grip is tight
Cause I'm Running outta time
Leave it all behind
Cause my souls on the line (ooh ooh oh)
Can't nobody hide
From the devil inside
[Violent J:]
I see the devil
Everytime I take what ain't mine
Whether big or something small
He tells me its fine
He tells me to snatch it
Cause its so apeling
When I lay down at night
I see the devil on the celling
[Shaggy:]
I see the devil
In every bag of dope I sell
Every dollar I make
Brings me closer to hell
I got bitches on my dick
And money to spend
But every road that I take
I see the devil at the end
[Violent J:]
I see the devil
Every time I drink and drive
I see him right beside me
Telling me to get live
He tells me to floor it
I try to ignore it
He laughs when we crash
And everyone's bloods pouring
[Violent J:]
Running outta time
Looking for the light
Something isn't right
The devils grip is tight
Cause I'm Running outta time
Leave it all behind
Cause my souls on the line (ooh ooh oh)
Can't nobody hide
From the devil inside
[Violent J:]
I cant run
I cant hide
He's outdoors
He's inside
He's right here
And I swear
He's claiming my soul to bare
I cant run (no)
I cant hide (no)
He's outdoors (no)
He's inside (no)
He's right here (no)
And I swear (no)
He's claiming my soul to bare
[Shaggy:]
I see the devil
Everytime I look in the sky
I see the devil
In the sun and the moon I won't lie
I see the devil
In my own face looking in the mirror
I see the devil
In my crew like he's standing right here
[Violent J:]
I see the devil in the walls
The devil in trees
The devil on my back
I hear I'm in the breeze
I seen the devil
Bealzabub with horns and a tail
But I'm looking for god
I don't wanna go to hell
[Violent J:]
Running outta time
Looking for the light
Something isn't right
The devils grip is tight
Cause I'm Running outta time
Leave it all behind
Cause my souls on the line (ooh ooh oh)
Can't nobody hide
From the devil inside
Can't find it - [Shaggy]
From the devil inside - [Violent J]
I said I'm sorry - [Violent J]
From the devil inside - [Violent J]
No! No! - [Violent J]
From the devil inside - [Violent J]
Noooooooooooooooooo! - [Violent J]
Can't find it - [Shaggy]
I don't wanna go to hell - [Violent J]
Can't see hell - [Shaggy]
I don't wanna go to heeeeeelllllllllll! - [Violent J]
Where to go Where yo go - [Shaggy]
Noooooooooooooooooo! - [Violent J]
[Violent J:]
Running outta time
Looking for the light
Something isn't right
The devils grip is tight
Cause I'm Running outta time
Leave it all behind
Cause my souls on the line (ooh ooh oh)
Can't nobody hide
From the devil inside
[Violent J:]
What have I
What have I found
What have I
What have I found
I see new sight
I hear new sounds
I feel my
My heartbeat pound
What have I
What have I found
What have I
What have I found
I see new sight
I hear new sounds
My link is
My link is

 

[fox69]

"I Stab People"

"I Stab People"


I...I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack,
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean...
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got...
Maybe you can help me
[Violent J]
I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no FUCKing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his fucking cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me
I stabbed Twizted, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I stabbed a fat guy in the but (hehe), what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple
I'm Violent J, I stab people.
Maybe somebody can help me [4X]

 

[fox69]

"I Stuck Her With My Wang"

"I Stuck Her With My Wang"


Yeah, what's up, man?
ICP in this bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
All you bitches, man
Come over to my house
And I'ma take ya upstairs
And I'ma stick you with my wang
Ya know what I'm saying?
I stuck her with my wang
She hit me in the balls
I grabbed her by her neck
And I bounced her off the walls
She said it was an accident and then apologized
But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes
I stuck her with my wang
Bitchy bitchy hoe
I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in her neden hole
I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up
Pop off the lid now it's shooting out her butt
I stuck her with my wang
She grabbed by me nuts
She told me that she loved me then commenced on the sucking
I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear
When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear
[Chorus]
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)
I stuck her with my wang
I'm ringing dingaling
After I hit it, my boys will do the same
Bitches come in flocks when the carnivals in town
Suckin on my nuts, trying to be down
I stuck her with my wang
The freaky little slut
She wanted me to stick my finger in and out her butt
I asked the bitch why, she gave no reply
I went psycholistic and I stuck it in her eye
I stuck her with my wang
I hit it slow motion
I had the Ringmaster brew me up a love potion
I put it on her neden, I know this sounds insane
Her coochie started whistling and singing out my name
Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy, stick me with your wang!
[Chorus X2]
I stuck her with my wang
I hit it chicken style
I hit up in Meijer's in the home improvement aisle
She called me Bob Vila when I stuck it in the place
I tied her legs behind her head and kicked her in the face
I stuck her with my wang
I took some Elmer's glue
I slapped it on her titties and I stuck her to the roof
And when I came back, I opened up the door
Her titties were so long they was draggin on the floor
I stuck her with my wang
A little two on one
I told her call a friend over, we can have some fun
I heard her knock knock, I'm finna get some stank
I opened up the door
Hi, I'm Frank
I kicked him in his ass (He kicked him in his ass, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of bitches, man
Ya know what I'm saying
Fat bitches, skinny bitches
Ugly bitches,
I stuck her with my wang
Bitches with hunchbacks
Bald-headed bitches
Motherfuckin
Nasty motherfuckin noodle-stank booty-wack bitches
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of motherfucking hoes, man

 

[fox69]

"I Want My Shit"

"I Want My Shit"


It was like March or April, fuckin' Libra...fuckin', um, shit...

[1st Verse-Violent J]
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid
You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did
My daddies were a two headed freak show
Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella
Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board
and I was born the next day...Violent J
When I was 14, I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the witch heffer...whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowing and shit
Praying at me, you know how them primitives get
I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,
I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor
Four simple things in this bitch, before I die...

[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And a little sip of Faygo, too
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!

[2nd Verse - Violent J]
So anyway...
50 years pass, all my homies are old ass fucks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in search of my ends
I wrestled alligators, battled terminators
Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me
I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10
[Shaggy2Dope]
Man, they didn't even have that shit back then
[Violent J]
How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?
[Shaggy2Dope]
Well at least make this shit sound real, man, damn!
[Violent J]
I walked across enemy lines with a...lantern
Steady taking cannon balls, to the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horseback
Until this fool tried to horsejack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
(powww) It didn't even smear the make-up
I took his gun and put a tivet in his neck
Sheriff didn't like it...I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen
Until they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go they can't hold me on nothing
On the way out they're like, "Yo, ain't you like 100 and something?"
I said, "That's right, and I ain't gonna die,
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!"

[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And just a little sip or two...
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!

[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed, and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala, blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushing 111
I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Ha ha ha! Hell yeah 'cuz
Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz
The world hates me 'cuz of shit like this
They always try to kill me but MIIIIIISSSS
I know it's odd that my face is forever painted
When I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted
My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty...but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I look like something from 'The X-Files'
People wanna see me die more than a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT!
AND I AIN'T GONNA DIE, TILL I GET IT!

[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
I said Faygo. FUCK Mountain Dew.
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!

 

[fox69]

"I'm Coming Home"

"I'm Coming Home"


I live my life in the gutter
And this gutter is who I am
Take me back home to my gutter
And I swear I won't ever leave again!

[Violent J]
Hey, I'm coming home
Home to the criminals and crooks
Home to the gangbangers shooting dirty looks
Home to the killer cops beating on my ass
Home to my '72 Velarick, praying it will last
Pass by the rich bitches trying to play me out
Dawging on my neighborhood, don't know what it's about
So now I'm clockin dunkets, never hang out with the rich
I'd rather hang out with the crooked at the party store, bitch
Give me coney dawg, with a little smog
Cuz it tastes better than the poisonous fog
Seeping from the sewers in my slummy neighborhood
But the ghetto got love and the love is all good
So I don't give a fuck about your mansion by the lake
You can suck my dingaling until your neck breaks
Cuz all I wanna do is hang with the zombie
In the zone, break out with the Faygo, I'm coming home

[Chorus (1x)]
Home to the creatures, home to the crooks
Home to the fools readin witchcraft books
Home to the monsters roaming the land
I wanna come home but ya don't understand

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bitch, I'm coming home and I'm not alone
Jokers and freaks, and their dead body bones
Every single thing that you never wanna see
Add it all together and you got me
I know nobody gives a fuck about your punk ass rules
Keystone coppers and your hypocrite schools
I'd much rather lay around the streets of the gutter
And make dirty phone calls to your rich mother
Caught her passed midnight and I'm waking up the dead
Then we playin kickball with somebody's head
We got skinny dipping in the barrels of toxic waste
After that I pour myself a little taste
So tell your daughter that she's nothing but a fat bitch
And all my homies don't care if the hoes rich
Somebody out here, please, let me know where there's a phone
I need to call my mother and tell her I'm coming home

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
And I'm coming home, chicken chicken bones
Sugar plum bushes, and ice cream cones
All these fake people sayin hi to one another
Then they sit around and talk shit about each other
Watering they grass, digging in they ass
Trying to make sure they didn't lose any cash
Working hard, all your life, and now you're finally rich
But look at you, you're just another whack bitch

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Crawl in the slum that's where I'm from
Murderers and slaughterers, so that's what I've become
Spare a little change cuz I just ran out of gas
Reach for your quarter and I'll stick your fuckin ass

[Violent J] Nobody wants to be around the ghetto breed
But the ghetto got each other and that's all we really need
[Shaggy 2 Dope] So what the fuck am I doing down here, I gotta land of my own
[Violent J] Eh yo, dawg, fuck it, huh, we going home

[Chorus (9x)]

 

[fox69]

"I'm Not Alone"

"I'm Not Alone"


[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy
Cuz I got a crew, bitch
A crew like you aint never even known
Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone
All waiten for the day to put you in your place
I had the fat bearded lady sitten on your face
Bitch boy bitchy you might get hurt
Dead Carnival clown puttin in w-w-w-work
You think you the shit cuz you think you to the upper hand
But why don't you come and meet my boy, the strong man
And he'll grab you by the head and squeeze until it pops
And shake your motherfuckin neck until your head flops
Cuz I'm runnin with the beaoch your motherfucks
I'll make a voodoo doll of ya, and flick your nuts
See I was born because I kill like Carny Rukas
I came out the neden and started to choke ya motherfuckers
I leave the screw driver sticking half way out your dome
The worst part about is, I'm not alone
[Chorus: Violent J (repeat 2X)]
Jokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the mutha fucken head with a chair
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek
And they would love to stick their thumbtacks on my seat
And they would throw their split balls at the class freak
And everyone of them bitches died in there sleep
Cuz I fuck around with books and the severed barn
Crystal balls, black magic and jokers cards
And that night just when I'm feelin lonely
The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me
So don't fuck with the Shaggs cuz I cast spells
And don't come cryin to me when your tongue swells
I'm hangin with freak shows, like Crab Boy, Snake Boy,
Flipper and Scab Boy
And a man who can eat his own fuckin face
And then shit it out and screw it back into place
If you don't think so you can suck my bone
Cuz I tried tellin ya man, I'm not alone
[Chorus 2x]
Well I like to hang with Tall Jess and Jump Steady
Nate The Mack , Violent J and Uncle Fredy
Chunky Mutha Fucky and Scott got my respect
But I really like to hang with old rubber neck
A freak show from the circus that you don't know
And I fucked the Lion Lady in the neden hole
And sometime she do an acrobatic flip on my nuts
And it feels so good
So tell your boys that they all a bunch of jump suckers
I walk around your neighborhood chokin motherfuckers
I used to be a fool but then the jokers got juice
Shit changed when I started hanging out with Zeus
And if you take me out you know I'm commin back again
With my homeboys Jack and the Cannon ManHe come flyin
out the barrel doin Mock 9
With his fist commin straight for your spine
Never fuck with the Shaggs cuz it's always ticken
I throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken
So when you see me by my lonely in the ghetto zone
Mutha fucka better realize, I'm not alone
[Chorus 2x]
[old man]
Who's that (Jokers and freaks)
Who's there?
No, stop it.
Ahh, I can't stand it.
Ahh, go away.
Leave me alone.
No, no, ahhhhh.
[Chorus 2x]

 

[fox69]

"I'm Sweet"

"I'm Sweet"


Let me tell you something brother I'm a mother fucker
I'm a beast the opposite of a sucker
If you my homie and we out and you get into a fight
I'm jumping in that mother fucker
Fucking kicking and biting I don't care it it's 20 on one
I got your back son gonna punch yea because I'm
Make of sugar lemon lollipop hanging out with me I get you higher
Than a molly pop I got bitches of every nationality and colour
That will do anything for me I never tell them that I love her
I catch a bullet in my fist I float in side my wrist
I'm a killer in the myst only you get the gist
I take that bully that fucks with you break his damn back
Even when I'm on the sidewalk make the cement crack
I do a dance and let the sun come out and shine on us
I'm a gump but my ora makes me kind a dynes

I'm sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet so fucking sweet

I take a fight to the casino and leave a millionaire
I be at two places at once I be at home and still be here
I can ride a tiger through the jungles of peru
And get to some diamond and bring it to you
I know important people all over the globe
Walking into the club a stud with slow motion stroke
Bitches scream when they see me
I look better than her TV
I do the chicken dance and they all follow to be me
I built this shelter for the homeless
Pasta resort with swimming pools hot tubs
Net balls and tennis court I'm sweeter than a cotton candy
Fagle tolita I stomped down the door and beat the fucking wife beater
And now she's in my arms completely out of harm
I'm smoother than a baby bottom and softer than charm
I bought my mom and dad a yacht so that they can travel the seas
Fucking money blows out my ass everytime I sneeze
Cause I'm sweet

I'm sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet so fucking sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet so fucking sweet

I got a shoulder you can lean on
Solution to your problems
I slayed a fucking dragons plus I killed a 100 goblins
I rescued three babies from a burning inferno
It was a walk in the park ain't even write it in my journal
I can scale up the side of a wall like spider man
Just place my palm on the bricks and simply tighten my hands
I'm like a ninja I know 17 styles of kung fu
And all the kids they love me cause
I'm a lot of fun too testerosis all around for all of my boys
Smash them in the trees who cares they just toys
Throw a party every night gangbangers come together
For I time they forget I set them up for the better
Get people out of prison I guess it's time to nurse my due
I'm fresh out the cell and come back to mama's food
I like that sweeter than a birthday cake and ice cream
Yes mother fucker ain't that a nice dream

I'm sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet so fucking sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet so fucking sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet I'm sweet sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet
I'm sweet so fucking sweet

Let's take our time let's kill some time
It's almost time
We are wasting time
Running out of time
Where'd all our time go
There's no more time
Where'd all our time go
We are out of time

 

[fox69]

"If"

"If"


in order, for one to metamorphasize, from one's inner self being projected out into
the astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another living
organism for that matter is entirely and absolutely impossible, however

if i was your tv i'd be like, look at me
if i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace)
if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like hell nah
if i was a hotties thong i'd be like ahh
if i was a cuss word i'd just be like, fuck
if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin like sup
if i was a butthole i'd just be an exit
if i was the DOC i'd be like "man this is bull shit"
if i was your tires on your car i'd be like (car noises)
if i was the bumper on your car i'd be like ahh fuck
if i was a balloon i'd be like (balloon losing air)
if i was Alyssia Milano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce
if i was a radio DJ i'd probably say, point 103
if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be like, um ok
if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be like
fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker
if i was your mental stress i'd be catching up
if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be like thuuummmp
if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be like
ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat?
if i was a chair i'd be like sit here
and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair
if i was your muffler i'd be like shhh quietly
if i was a price tag i'd be like you ain't buyin me
if i was a fresh DJ i'd be like (scratching record)
if i was jam master jay i'd be like(scratching record)
if i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like (radio static)
if i was barry white i'd be like what up ya'll
if i was a nipple in the cold i'd be like (spring noise)
if i was your dead uncle i'd be like
if i was a rain drop i'd just be like (rain drop)
and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop

[Chorus]
If i was if i was but i'll never be
(if i was if i was but i'll never be)
If i was if i was but i'll never be
(if i was if i was but i'll never be)
If i was if i was boy your killing me
(if i was if i was boy your killing me)
If i was if i was but i'll never be
(If i was if i was but i'll never be)

If i was a faygo at one of our shows
i'd fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo's
if i was Andre the giant this is how i would be manly
if i was father mc i'd be like yeah what happened
if i was a mirror i'd find another mirror
and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
if i was a slider i'd slid out your but, i'd be floating in the toilet
looking at you like what?
if i was a pilot i'd be like air traffic control
if i was john denver i'd be like ahhhh
if i was a switch i'd be like flip me yoohoo
if i was a london cop car i'd be like (siren)
if i was chewbacca i'd get me a fresh ass fade
if i was vanilla ice i'd be like fuck yall i'm still paid
if i was a stop sign i'd just be like stop
if i was your wooden leg i'd still be giving you the hip hop

[Chorus 2x]

 

[fox69]

"If I Was A Serial Killer"

"If I Was A Serial Killer"


[Violent J]
If I was a Serial Killer
They would find all my victim's heads
In funky ass gas station toilets
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would never change
If I was a Serial Killer
I'd be known as the smoker
Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair
and if I was a Serial Killer
I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks
and I would smoke mad crack
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties
They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies
Dumped on State police law just before dawn
To let em know my ritual had begun
I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole
cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't
[Violent J]
If I was a Serial Killer
I would drive a black van
And I would ride around on college campus
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would walk among us and gain trust
Until I needed that rush
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away
Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay
I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis
You know what's all up in my trunk
So don't ask me to pop it
Once I get out to my cabin
Then I'll finally unlock it
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop
[Violent J]
And I don't know myself anymore
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I don't know who to be anymore
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I don't know what to think anymore
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
Except that I am strange and deranged
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I will never change
[chorus]
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
ICP with Mike E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet
(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
Holding down the underground and you know this
I wanna run with this hatchet
You know this
Chop it on down
Chop it on down
I wanna run with this hatchet
I wanna run with this hatchet
[chorus again]
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
ICP with Mike E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet
Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
Holding down the underground and you know this
I wanna run with this hatchet
You know this
[Violent J]
If I was a Serial Killer
I would bury all my special projects
underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would rock my hatchet chain