GWAR

[fox69]

"Ollie North"

"Ollie North"



Lickylickylickylickylicklicklickkk
Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic
Take a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cock
Gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFF
Oh when I got up today i got a splitting
headache...oh baby...I GOTTA GET AWAY.
Galooooooooooooooooooooob PERIL
ItakeadayIbetaking@day25gotcancerinmybutt
UH..UH
butigottastayalive...ignoreIthoney..andit....
will go away....

 

[fox69]

"Parting Shot"

"Parting Shot"



We came and we conquered all that we saw
Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw

Before I take my leave of earth
There's some things I'd like off my chest
A final chance to set things straight
And leave no room to guess

How to conquer cursed things
After Gwar has retreated
To ensure the destiny
We'll see the pigs defeated

For it seems fate had decreed
That we soon shall be parted
And I'll leave you with a chance
To win the war we started

From the dirt we made your race grow
The first word you spoke
We saw the law that rules
Your lives is just a joke

You make me laugh, far from criminal
Its crap, thou shall not steal
Come on get real
Do what you will, do as you feel

We came and conquered
By beating all that we saw
And do what thy wilt be
The whole of the law

What will you do
When we are gone?
Though through with you
We'll carry on

We came and we conquered all that we saw
Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw

Priests are raping choir boys
Cops are paid to kill
Doctors spreading SIDS disease
Every time you take a pill

The courts are run by liars
Judges are more fun on fire
And their boss is even worse
Politicians lies we curse

From the turd we made your race
From the first words you spoke
We saw the law that rule
Your lives is just a joke

We came, we conquered all we saw
Now here's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you

Your God's long dead
So don't waste your time
On overzealous hypocrites
Who call chaos a crime

Eat the rich
Kill the poor
Worship always
Your masters, Gwar

Never trust your parents
Especially when they're older
Always use a beer koozie
It keeps it that much colder

To all this and ten times more
I'll make sure that we stop on tour
And get you up to date with Gwar
We curse the earth forever more

From the, the dirt we made your race
From the first words you spoke
We saw the law that rule
Your lives is just a...

We came and we conquered all that we saw
So here's a parting shot for you
There's a parting shot for you
Here's a parting shot for you
Right across your fucking jaw

 

[fox69]

"Penguin Attack"

"Penguin Attack"



THEY ATTACK
THEY ATTACK
They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age
Marching side by side
Beaks of steel are flaming
Women are enraged
Sky of death is flaming
Women get engaged
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them seemed so unreal
Slashing at the ramparts
Hurling ton's of shot
Shopping now at Wal Mart
Smoking tons of pot
They are on a rampage
They were first to fight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack
C'mon baby, kick 'em in the ding - ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b bring bring
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
It's a penguin attack
So get back
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack.
armored phalanxes
flanking maneuvers
vomiting terror
Gibsons and Hoovers
Blasted by fusion
Kicked in the head
just to make sure
we chopped up their dead
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
Life and death to them was so unreal
Stumbling from the ice age
They were last in flight
They would write a new page
If they could only write
Rumbling from the ice age
They were last in line
They would start a new age
If they could just take time
It's a penguin attack
C'mon baby, kick him in the ding-ding
Trouble on the double's what it b-b-b-b-bring bring
They attack
It's a penguin attack
They were born of atomic steel
They attack
Life and death to them was so unreal
They attack

 

[fox69]

"Penile Drip"

"Penile Drip"



Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands
The Penile Drip
You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands
Penile Drip -
you gotta love when you spread it all over the land
The Penile Drip -
you know gotta love it when the blisters come all over you hands I said
the Penile Drip - (bunch of unitelligible bullshit)
Spread it all over the land
Spread it all over your glands
Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball and he spreads it all over the land.
Penile Drip, gotta love it, blisters spread all over your hands
I said your mission in life, your mission is a failure
And you're pissing all over the can I said the Pita, the Pita, the Pita,
and the lovey-dovey Lucifer man
Can an ocean of tears fill the depth of the wound?
Nay, the chaotic basilisk said Spread it all over the land,
spread it all over your hands
Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball
And he spreads it all over the land
Spread it all over the land, spread it all over your hands
Big chunky Charlie's got a red rubber ball
And he spreads it all over the land

 

[fox69]

"Penis I See"

"Penis I See"


They won't talk but still they say
You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay
Well baby I got bills to pay
Don't make me act that way?
Don't make me
Don't make me
Don't make me
[Chorus:]
Have you seen the center spread
Stitched up like a baseball head
She was dead before they raped her
Now she's in the funny paper Pity and sin
He's breaking in I am so sleepy
Please don't rape me
Me Me Penis I see
Did you ever want to be obscene
In a muerto magazine
Filled with hate you hope to ween
Fight the beast and leave the cream
Leave the scene It's so easy to be the latest atrocity
But it always seem to be a penis that I see
You'd be surprised to discover
My level of empathy I've gone from prey to victim
Penis in me
[Chorus]
Splattered face mouths wordless whys
Fingerprints are on the eyes
In a box out back I kept her
Plugged her stinking where I left her
That's where I kept her

 

[fox69]

"Pepperoni"

"Pepperoni"


You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni
You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha
If I meet'cha in the bathroom
In..Out..In..Out..In..Out..
White Boy! White Boy! White Boy! [etc...]
We go to the mansion every
Friday night In the masters chambers with the governors wife
He came on in with a big 'ole carving knife I was running down the street,
I was running for my life
That white funk ain't got no soul
White boy pussy ain't got no hole
That white boy's addicted to crack
Pearly white needs bloody, bloody back
In..Out..In..Out..In..Out...White Boy!

 

[fox69]

"Pocket Pool"

"Pocket Pool"



Little Flopsy flaps around.
He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.
Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,
Flopsy baby your going to take a nap
Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggy always go
Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
Pig-dick sandwich porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with yer black eye bride
Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...

 

[fox69]

"Poor Ole Tom"

"Poor Ole Tom"


This is the story of poor ole tom:
He wakes, crusted in vomit
He sobs, his bowels release
His face is painted like a clown
His face contorts in agony
[Chorus:]
Poor Tom - Poor Ole Tom
Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom
Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom
You wake and wait
But you don't want to wait
You drag yourself from sleep
But look, Tom is coming kick him, kick him in the teeth
[Chorus]
He is a buffoonish harlequin
With a nasty habit of getting
The shit - the shit kicked out of him
[Chorus]
The local Nazi bully boys
Must be rid of Tom So the Death Camp will be immaculate
When they turn the ovens on!
They smashed his face in the shit
He writhed in his death throes...
[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"Preschool Prostitute"

"Preschool Prostitute"



I saw a friend just the other day
he didn't have too much to say
He looked crazy, he looked ashamed
He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed
And then he tried to run away
From some chick that was coming this way
I think I thought I knew who she was
A little junkie whore that's a big ugly scuz
I didn't have to go to far
Flashed 20 bucks and then she got in the car
Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money and put her family through school
Cause she's a real tough mama when she wear's women's clothes
Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose
She's really hot, he's hawking snot
But when she gets home Daddies all over her twat
Pre sckool prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Pre School prostitute
Slave to the brute
I finally gave up, let her do what she please
Wouldn't have sex with her cause I got a disease
But she told a sad story 'bout a family in woe
She was getting fingered by her Daddies big toe
He was the first. It was the worst
She came in a limo and she left in a hearse
She became five. She's still alive
Better call the bug man cause your twat is a hive
Preschool Prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Preschool Prostitute
Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money and put her family through school
She's a real tough mama and she wear's women's clothes
Everybody knows she she's got a bone through her nose
You're barely out of diapers and you're wearing a wig
You might be a baby but you smell like a pig
She got to five she's still alive
better call the bugman cause your twat is a hive.
A naughty nanny
Your grumpy Granny
A rusty tire iron hanging out her fanny
Oh, you little English schoolgirl you
Vengeance is mine
Preschool Prostitute

 

[fox69]

"Pure As The Arctic Snow"

"Pure As The Arctic Snow"



Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It
was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time
flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms
died. But still we slept--knowing that
destiny crept. The planets aligned--
No longer--No longer confined--The humans--
so blind--Your race is--of a futile kind.
As pure as the Arctic snow! Whoa!!
And now we stand--Helm on head and
sword in hand--Or righteous wrath--
cleave through your ranks a bloody
path--Your system--sucks!! Your cities
stink, your world is fucked. So come
to us--or you'll drown in a sea of pus!!
Drown in pus!!!