GWAR

[fox69]

"Message From The Scallop Boat"

"Message From The Scallop Boat"



Dear Oderus Urungus
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don't break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat

 

[fox69]

"Metal Metal Land"

"Metal Metal Land"



There's a place so very far
Most favored of the worlds
That are missed by Gwar

We can get there
As long as it's by stolen car
Smash your face and go shoot up

There's a world of which I've heard
Far beyond the sky
A place of chicks and pills and booze

A place where winners always lose
You'll always hear your favorite band
Here in metal, metal land

Here in metal, metal land
Nothing ever dies
Except of course our enemies
And they're attracting metal flies

Here in metal, metal land
Everything is loud
All the chicks are strippers
All their father's proud

Metal, metal land, metal, metal sea
Metal metal air
Metal you and metal me

Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Heavy metal, metal land

Here in metal, metal land
Every day is night
Except of course when night is day
But then there is no light

Here in metal, metal land
Everything is rock
Everyone is in a band
Ever girl sucks every cock

Here in metal, metal land
Everything is hard
Except of course the test you take
To get a license for your car

Bullet belts and denim jackets
Crystal meth in tiny packets
Witches, warlocks, demon seed
Booze and cooze and weed and speed

Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal

Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal
Metal, metal, metal, metal

Filthy hair and dirty faces
Flying V's and swords and maces
80's hair bands are still hated
No false metal tolerated

Heavy metal is the law
Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything is loud and fast

Metal up your fucking ass
Metal plane on metal trip
Metal hand, metal grip

It's metal man
Here in metal, metal land

 

[fox69]

"Mr. Perfect"

"Mr. Perfect"



Oh my God
Oh my goodness
Please
Please don't kill me
Please
Please

When it same, it same quickly, and it same with no warning
The end of the world none were left for the mourning
Except the ones who had gone underground
As the surface-dwellers died they could barely hear the sound
Maybe the human race had time to scream
As the blackness came to their blue-sky dream
Everything came to an end that night
And you would die of fright if you didn't die outright
It was just another day when the air burned away
And the sky was on fire and stayed that way
There was little left but somehow you survived
Though it was a couple hundred years til you could go outside

Dying all the time
Eating rocks and clay
Maybe you'd be happier
With your body burned away
Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!

Did you ever have a nightmare and it turned into a dream
But then it went the other way and that time it made you scream
Did you ever take a life when it's pulsing red and hot
Then you wouldn't, then you would
Then you will, then you think you'd rather not
Have you ever felt you haven't when you found out that you had
Then you did then you didn't and it made you really mad
Have you been on the air but felt all alone
When you copied the curse and they drilled you like a drone

He's Mister Perfect
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's our mortal enemy, bringing death and no TV
He's Mister Perfect
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's a fucking a-hole and his head is gonna roll

Gazing into the future
What visions do I see?
Two unblinking eyes fucking staring back at me
His people call him perfect but I can see his fraud
The latest losing edition of the latest man-made God
It was quite a shock when you ran out of time
You thought you'd go to heaven where everything is fine
Because all that you lived for - it became a lie
But Mr. Perfect loves it cuz he lives for you to die.
He's coming through time to chop off my balls
Drain them of juice and nail them to the wall
Feeds on his followers
Wherever they are
But the ultimate feast is
When he dines on GWAR

Gives him the power to swallow the sun
Then he'll be all alone, then he'll be the only one

I swear defiance
And non-compliance
To the bloody black flag
Of the United State
of DEATH
And to the abyss
By which we stand
We defy you
We deny you
As you spread ignorance and futility to all

 

[fox69]

"Murderer's Muse"

"Murderer's Muse"


Why the hell are they trying to kill us?
Why did they nuke my crib?
Don't want to cry like a bay
But somebody hand me a bib
This fucking sucks, where is Sleazy?
Abandoned us so long ago
Where are my oceans of Bohabs?
To prop up my flaccid ego

Trapped in the underearth
I seek my Muderer's Muse
Trapped in the underearth
I am so fucking confused

It's not that I just got my ass kicked
Though it did hurt I admit
It's more like I am a huge asshole
Constantly talking belligerent shit
I hate them, they hate me, I hate you, weeee!
Everyone's sucking their cocks
It's times like this that I wish I was dead
Somebody saw off my fucking head!

Trapped in the underearth
I seek my Muderer's Muse
Trapped in the underearth
I am so fucking confused

Musings of a murderer
Comfort to the damned
Here in Hell
Nothing goes as planned

Murderer! [x4]

Heaven and Hell, your life and your death
Everything's the same
You have no power over fate, nothing is to blame
Woe to the children and woe to the chalice
My maggot-mind musing pulsating with malice
Defeat the hosts of Hell or become their slaves!
A Slave!

Across the dead sky gleaming
He was nailed to the flaming Krosstika
All your bad and all your good
They'd kill each other if they could
Murderer! [x2]

Trapped in the underearth
I seek my Muderer's Muse
Trapped in the underearth
I am so fucking confused

Hitler arises, his crimes are so vas
He must merge with your Jesus
Right in the ass!
A new being

Behold...Jitler!

 

[fox69]

"My Girly Ways"

"My Girly Ways"


[Sang by Slymenstra]
She is the creator of life
Sacrifice my will
To give you some time
You shall pay dearly
And now I give you a second chance
To correct your crooked path
All I ask is to embrace
The pussy everyday and
Understand
Understand
My girly way
The gods set forth their energies
The world shook and the sea's tremble
The great battle to destroy me
The most arrogant beast of all
The power and the glory
From my transformation
Came a vision
A series of miracles
With my golden body
I radiate like a thousand suns
I cast my spell upon you with a wave of my hand electricity consumes you
Giving your soul new life
Feel your mangled body sewn
Back together again
Awake now from this trance-like state
You must choose your fate
Now here's your second chance
To correct your crooked path
All I ask is
That you embrace
The things that I say
Understand
Understand
Understand

 

[fox69]

"My Knife If Yer Guts"

"My Knife If Yer Guts"



My knife if your guts, it's all come to this
My knife if your, you crumple and twist
You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist
I do it again, it's all come to this
I hate you, I hate your face, it's coming apart, I'm going someplace
My life in your guts, my knife will fuck sluts
My soul I will kill, your hole I will drill
My knife in your guts, you swallow my fist
My knife in your guts, it's all come to this
I am the insistor, you are the resistor, knife is good
I'm gonna get you, right in the tit
When love turns to hate, and hate turns to hit
Well that's what you get, when love turns to shit
I do it again, and again, and again
I hate you, I hate your face
And now you're reeling beneath a hail of blows
And I'm kicking your head down the street
My knife if your guts, you like it like this
I hold you down, no will to resist
I cut you up, put you in the ground
Just to make sure that you are never found
I am the insistor, you are the resistor
That feels good
And that you think it's dead
You said that something was wrong with my head
But now I think it near, the thing you said that it was dead
Knife is good
You use the knife to remove disease
You use the knife to do as you please
You use the knife to do what you do
You use the knife before the knife is used on you

 

[fox69]

"Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong"

"Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong"



Ahhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years
I am still a drug addict
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion,
wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
but you know that I act like a faggot
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
Can I get another hit?
From the Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

 

[fox69]

"None But The Brave"

"None But The Brave"



Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame
Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me

We come on out here, none but the brave
And then I say to myself why do I stay and stay
Is there a reason? Hypocrisy?
But in the end I only got just what you gave to me
Whud you get? Share it with me
Whud you get? Did you get it for free?
Then it ain't worth nothing baby
We got a deli, we got a bus
We got a lot of people throwing rocks at us
We got a tour lined up, we got a show
I got a midget following me around everywhere I go now
He says his name is Joe now, I really just don't know now
None but the brave, why do you stay and stay?
Sad enough to make me cry, strong enough to make me die
Now I'm feeling saddle sore
Now I'm feeling warm
Keep you here safe from harm, tuck you down inside my arm
And when you're lonely and afraid, remember the love we made

 

[fox69]

"Nothing Left Alive"

"Nothing Left Alive"


We turn to the sun
To send power below
And shackle the masses to the gleaming machines
They burned the world
We rose through the mud
But they came back
They brought with them blood

Nothing left alive
Nothing left alive

We are the Pig-Children
We live as slaves
We serve the leader
We die in waves
Encircled the Earth in a blistering cage
It became our grave

Nothing left alive [x3]
Nothing left alive

The world it was burned by the breath of the sun
They lived underground and stored food by the ton
Until they returned
Their weapons they burned

We serve the leader
He's really a bleeder
They come from dark caverns
Return to dark places
They give us orders
We don't see their faces

We never lived
We never tried
Life is eternal
We'll never die
We don't know why
Life is eternal
We'll never die

We live! [x2]
We live from day to day [x2]
Always in this way

Encircled the Earth in a metal cocoon
It glowed with the heat, there was no more room
They need us as slaves so they keep us alive
But if you want to eat - you must kill or die

Kill or die?
WE LIVE
Kill or die?
WE LIVE
We live from day to day [x4]
Always in this way [x4]
We live!

 

[fox69]

"Nudged"

"Nudged"



Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed?
Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you?
Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub
Your nudged, fudged, nudged, screwed
Did you ever feel confused?
Fall victim to their ruse
You know Hitler gassed the Jews
Maybe you should watch the news
Formula, we deplore you
Formula, we abhor you
Formula, we ignore you
We were sent here to destroy you
We won't have to wait too long
Lots of people making bombs, CD-ROMS, fertilizer bombs, yeah
Totally abused you
You wonder why our lives are crummy, you won't give us any money
Without us who would you jack, to fill up your bulgin sack?
But your actions, they shall foment, vengeance waiting for the moment
And though I spent years as your slave, one day I'll piss on your grave
Formula, set our own pace
Formula, we are a race
Formula, we'll smash your face!
Formula, your machine
Formula, I find obscene
Formula, know what I mean?
You've reduced something to nothing
You really fucking think you're something
Hold on baby, time is coming
Nudged!