Bowling For Soup

[fox69]

"Cold Shower Tuesdays"

"Cold Shower Tuesdays"


Her finger traced I love you
In the palm of my hand
That's still the only time
My belly's ever hit the floor like that

Your feet in my lap
We drove the past
Knowing we would turn around again

[Chorus:]
Tell her I'm not sorry
Mention my Ferrari
Just don't tell her that
I miss her
She wanted in
I wanted out
And that's the last thing we talked about

Remember how our hands matched
Love lines, same size
I guess I should have checked
To see the lifelines were in line

I called on the phone
You still felt alone
And talked about the songs that made you cry

[Chorus]

Campfire cookies
And John Hughes movies
Jr. mints & cold shower Tuesdays
November shivers and rearview mirrors
And the little things like that

[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"Corndog"

"Corndog"


I was all alone on a Saturday night
the funny thing is, we didn't even have a fight
I stayed up all night crying, slept all day, missed the game
Inside i think i'm dying, i just can't figure out how she slipped away

I was out all night one day in Dallas
And the strangest thing is, i can't remember a thing
I was drunk and drinking, woke up in my best friend's car
My friends say i got crazy, still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did,
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying too hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind

I was at a club real late last Tuesday,
and the weirdest thing is, i can't remember her name
I stayed up all night trying to make her face, look just like yours
And she ended up crying, i still need to find out how she slipped away

I have no idea what i did
she just told me, "have someone check your head"
Let me ask you, do you think i was wrong?
Trying to hard, maybe i came on too strong?

Trying to find, trying to find, trying to find, trying to find a reason not to leave your side
Trying to find, trying to find an answer before i lose my mind [x2]

 

[fox69]

"Couple Of Days"

"Couple Of Days"


I'm taking a vacation from the way she brings me down
A thousand beer soaked love songs scattered on the ground
In little stacks of disappointment and little piles of hope
I decided to think positive, and this is what I wrote

I wanna take you with me, across the biggest ocean
To a sunny place, no one ever goes
We can dance and sing your favorite song's from memory
There won't be electricity and maybe we can stay
Together there forever or at least for a couple of days

We'll have to build a shelter, but I'll do at least half the work
You can make us breakfast wearing nothing but my shirt
And when it rains we can run naked no one else will see
All the stuff I plan to do to you and what I hope you do to me
And by stuff I mean having sex and stuff
I'm pretty sure you knew that

I wanna take you with me, across the biggest ocean
To a sunny place, no one ever goes
We can dance and sing your favorite song's from memory
There won't be electricity and maybe we can stay
Together there forever or at least for a couple of days

We'll go to a place where the sun is brighter
And the weight of the world is lighter
I can learn to hunt and fish before we go
And you can learn to light a fire, in me

I wanna take you with me, across the biggest ocean
To a sunny place, no one ever goes
We can dance and sing your favorite song's from memory
We'll make some electricity
You and me, across the biggest ocean
To a sunny place, no one ever goes
We can dance and sing your favorite song's from memory
There won't be electricity and maybe we can stay
We'll do it in the ocean like we did Saint Patrick's day
Together there forever or at least for a couple of days

 

[fox69]

"Crayon"

"Crayon"


Feeling like a crayon
(I'm gonna be) look out
I can't move a muscle
Gotta get me out

Feeling like a crayon
Caught up in the crowd
While my friend the Cheeto
Is eaten by a mouth

Feeling like a crayon
Caught up in the crowd
I can't move a muscle
Gotta get me out

Can't get out
Can't get out
I can't get out

Feeling like a crayon
Want to meet the crowd
While my friend the Cheeto
Is eaten by a mouse

Gonna pick a mattress
Of a sofa sleeper
Gonna swear to make up
I'm falling
deeper and deeper

Can't get out
Can't get out
I can't get out

 

[fox69]

"Critically Disdained"

"Critically Disdained"


Run it up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes
And then run it into the ground until it dies
Then bring it back to life
All together now, we’re just the same as we’ve always been
And if you think you’re better you're probably right

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh at others
Maybe get a nap along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy

Take a number, take a seat, we've been here quite some time
And it doesn’t seem we're leaving anytime soon
The bathroom's down the hall
Take a shot at us and see how far you get
We eat chumps like you for breakfast when we get up at noon

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh at others
Maybe get a nap along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy

Hey jealousy,
Is a song by the band the Gin Blossoms
I accidentally saw them once
Hey, I get carried away
But it’s easy to be unafraid
When you're so critically disdained
For being happy, smiling, drinking
Laughing, cussing not overthinking
Rocking while the ship is sinking
And we can't even swim

Show off those drum lessons, Gary!
That's my kid

We’re not here to change the world
We’re here to laugh at others
Maybe get a nap along the way
So dress it up the way you wish and step aside
And then meet us at the bar
Yeah we'll be at the bar
Yeah meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy

 

[fox69]

"Dance With You"

"Dance With You"


What’s it mean to be alone now
How’s it feel to be by yourself
You got me, I didn’t get you back
then you got me, again

[chorus]
You got inside through a hole in my defenses
and how you fit I’ll never understand
but you got into me, and I got into you
and now, I wanna do it again

How’s it feel to know now
whatcha think ‘bout that
you got me, now we can’t go back
you’ll never get me again

I only wanna dance with you
I only wanna dance with you

You go up down turn around merry go round and
round
shake it shake it two times dose doe cotten eyed joe
run around pull me down never gonna come around
I’m never gonna forget you

 

[fox69]

"Dear Megan Fox"

"Dear Megan Fox"


[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
Didn't you get my facebook post?,
It's been two whole days,
And I ain't heard back,
Did you read too much into my note?,
I like your cool tattoo,
But Norma Jean ain't got nothin on you,
If I come to L.A. will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia Labouef can hang out too,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Verse]
Dear Megan Fox,
How come you don't have a southern accent?,
Whats your twitter account?,
And will you follow me?,
My birthdays coming up, please don't forget,

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (so let me tell 'em)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

[Interlude]
[Spoken]
Remember that time in that movie transformers,
When you hot-wired that tow-truck
And you strapped a robot to the back of it
And you guys went drivin' through the city,
Shootin' rockets at the evil robots,
And blowin' stuff up and you finally blew up megatron?
...that was awesome!

[Pre-Chorus]
I know there are others who tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me (be happy with me...)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney that girl from greys anatomy,
And Paris Hilton so two years ago,
Its not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian,
Has powers beyond anyone's control,

But I thank god every day
Your only one click away,
And no one else will ever know what we got,
(and no one else will ever know what we got,)
And no one else will ever know what we got,
...dear Megan Fox!

 

[fox69]

"Don't Be A Dick"

"Don't Be A Dick"


Whatever happened to chivalry?
When did it all break down?
Seems like everyone's selling their bullshit in this town
What ever happened to loyalty?
Nobody's got your back
Is it your friends or is it your enemies on the attack?

Everybody wants to be something they're not
And have shit they ain't got

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick

What the fuck is the problem
With people living the truth?
Tell me what somebody's happiness has to do with you
What is the obsession
With always being right?
It's not always win or lose, it's not black or white

Nobody seems to have it figured out just yet
It's not that hard to get

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick

Whatever happened to honesty?
You live a fucking lie
So what, you fake it 'til you make it and then you die?

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick

 

[fox69]

"Don't Let It Be Love"

"Don't Let It Be Love"


I was out on the front line, doin' just fine.
Put it all behind me
'til I cam across a letter from an old friend,
Askin' "How you been?"
Stopped me dead in my tracks
And shot me right back there to '02
And it was me and you
What am I supposed to say?
I hope I don't fall head over heals
Cause I know how it's gonna feel.
And I don't think I could live through you again.

[CHORUS]
So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
Because it hurts a lot, like it or not.
If it comes down to love or money,
It won't be love love love
It won't be love love love.
And I know I should know better.
Man, I hate this stuff. Don't let it be love.

Let's think in the front line.
I'm on the drop line.
So fill me in, bash me over the head.
Wish I was dead. Time heals everything,
Time heals everything.
At least that's what I've read.
Here we go again. We're head over heals
And I know how it's gonna feel.
When it crashes and it burns
It'll be too much. So

[CHORUS]

And if I ever hear that song again
I just might kill someone.
Not literally
But the thought has crossed my mind.

So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
I'm much better with
WHAM! BAM! Thank you Ma'am

[CHORUS]

 

[fox69]

"Down For The Count"

"Down For The Count"


Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner weighing in at 131lbs
I'm sorry girl, 126lbs, the girl that broke my heart.
Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile
Draws me in everytime

Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target
Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring

Let's get ready for verse #2
The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me
to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry
Cept I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring

7 8 9 10 Knockout

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world and I'm begging to be

Down for the count, over and out
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down
What was that sound?
I just wish the fucking bell would ring