Bowling For Soup

[fox69]

"All Figured Out"

"All Figured Out"


I was the one who had shit for brains
I never took the time to notice
that I was always wrong and you weren't
You were the one who gave up sp many things
Took you for granted
But you understanded
It was just a phase

[bridge]
And I’ve got a new direction
A blueprint for erection of a new life
It’s such a simple situation
Some kind of masturbation
With a new twist
I don’t know why

[chorus]
I’ve got it all figured out
We can ,make it
And I’ll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There’s a lot of tomorrows
I let you down
You had no complaints
Watched as the world went spinn’
Around wihout you
You waited for me
You wanted diamonds
I came up with rollerblades
Shot down again but you smiled
Shook your head
And knew that I changed

 

[fox69]

"Almost"

"Almost"


I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
And I almost had you [x3]

I almost wish you would've loved me too

 

[fox69]

"Amateur Night"

"Amateur Night"


Okay line up and look away
Single file against the wall
And please patiently wait
And reapply the lines under your eyes
And spray some more cologne
Because I've only sneezed twice
And hey, ho, well, what do you know
It's fashionable now to wear your flip flops in the snow
And alright you're gonna score tonight
So game faces everyone

Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home

Wink wink can I buy you a drink?
Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see
And oh, dude, did you just see her boobs
Like two pigs in a blanket and her butt was freaking huge
And hey chum, the biggest rule of thumb is
Don't forget your chapstick and gum
Don't forget your chapstick and gum

Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home

Just to clarify we played a game
Get thrown out and then sneak back in
Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.

Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home

Just to clarify we played a game
Get thrown out and then sneak back in
Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.

 

[fox69]

"America (Wake Up Amy)"
(feat. Scott Reynolds and Parry Gripp)

"America (Wake Up Amy)"
(feat. Scott Reynolds and Parry Gripp)



America a beautiful girl
A gift to the world from outside of town
A train wreck with unbelievable skin
Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around

You know you don't have to be so mean
We hear it loud and clear when you say
That you don't give a whoop whoop

America she bullies at school
Her parents were cool
But now she's out on her own
Happiness as long as she's right and she's quick to fight
Yeah she's looking kinda rough

She says just recognize recognize

Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

America she lost all her friends
The fun never ends until you buy your own beer
Rehab so bitter and wired
So used up and tired hey your looking pretty rough

She says just recognize recognize

Cause She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a whoop whoop
She don't give a.

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on

Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on
Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping
Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on and on

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Wake up America don't wanna fight anymore (Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

 

[fox69]

"And I Think You Like Me Too"

"And I Think You Like Me Too"


I saw you checking out the jukebox in the bar
So I hit up a biker for some change
I asked if you had ever heard 1985
You just looked at me like I was strange
You ordered jello shots and, I stuck with a beer
You tried to punch the waitress I said let's get out of here
We stumbled through the parking lot somehow you lost your shoe
I think I like you and I think you like me too

La la la la la la la la

We stole a Prius and we drove it to the beach
And set that thing on fire and made some s'mores
You looked so sexy when we robbed that B of A
You whispered through your mask that I was yours
We went to Six Flags and we cut in all the lines
And then you flashed your boobies on the roller coaster ride
Between the two of us we kissed half of Motley Crue
I think I like you and I think you like me too

La la la la la la la la

Climbing fences, jumping gates
Wanted by cops in seven states
I'll never introduce you to my mom
But you and my dad might get along
If he ever digs that tunnel and escapes from jail

I saw you checking out the jukebox in the bar
That biker guy was passed out on the floor
We took his wallet and the keys to his Harley
And now he doesn't have them anymore

La la la la la la la la
I think I like you and I think you like me too
La la la la la la la la
I think I like you and I think you like me too
La la la la la la la la
I think I like you and I think you like me too
La la la la la la la la
I think I like you and I think you like me too
La la la la la la la la
I think I like you and I think you like me too
La la la la la la la la
I think I like you and I think you like me too
La la la la la la la la
I think I like you and I think you like me too
La la la la la la la la

 

[fox69]

"Andrew"

"Andrew"


Everybody knows if you’ve got the coolest clothes
You’ve got everybody on your side
Anyone can see if you hang around with me
You’ll be by yourself on Friday night

[chorus]
It’s hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Don’t let it bring you down

You had all the moves you had all the coolest doos
And you always had the coolest car
I never learned to dance, I had hair down to my ass
And now I’m gonna be a Rock Star

Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now they love me

 

[fox69]

"As Happy As Happy Gets"
(feat. Kelly Ogden)

"As Happy As Happy Gets"
(feat. Kelly Ogden)



How am I? I'm doing fine
It's been awhile since you were mine
But I don't want you to sleep with him
Love is such an easy game
Cause everybody knows my name
But I don't want you to sleep with him
No, I don't want you to sleep with him

I wish that I could take back all the things that make you feel different
You made a difference in me
I hope you know that I never ever meant to make you cry

And I don't want you to sleep with him

I found my way somehow
Things are so much better now
But I hate that you're in love with him
Late nights and crazy times
You never really cross my mind
But I hate that you're in love with him
Yeah, I hate that you're in love with him

I wish that I could take back all the things that make you feel different
You made a difference in me
I hope you know that I never ever meant to make you cry

And I don't want you to sleep with him
And I don't want you to sleep with him

Warped Tour five years ago
Watching The Maine and All Time Low
Kiss me twice and before I knew
We were looking for something crazy to do
You laid beside me under the stars
With the background noise of the passing cars
You said

"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I don't want you to sleep with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I hate that you're in love with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I don't want you to sleep with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I hate that you're in love with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I don't want you to sleep with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I hate that you're in love with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I don't want you to sleep with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I hate that you're in love with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I don't want you to sleep with him)
"If this is as happy as happy gets, well, I'm fine with that"
(And I know that you're gonna sleep with him)

 

[fox69]

"Assman"

"Assman"


I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room

I didn't know it [x4]

I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did i say that wasn't right?

I didn't know it [x4]

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You be Paul and i'm Letterman

I waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and i was stuck
I left a message with your dad that i came by
He said you had another guy

I didn't know it [x4]

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You're Yoko Ono, I'm John Lennon

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
You're Emmit Smith and i'm Troy Aikman

 

[fox69]

"Award Show Taylor Swift"

"Award Show Taylor Swift"


Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

Going through the drive thru get the value meal
Not just the nuggets the fries come with the deal
Also a drink I can upgrade to a shake
Chocolate or vanilla it's more than I can take

I'm gonna tweet "This is the best"
I'm so #Blessed

I wanna live in a wide eyed wonder
Every second, every minute, every day
I'd be surprised over and over
Wake up always blown away
I'm all OMG this is crazy
Even Kanye's got nothing to say
Where each moment we have is a gift
I wanna be like award show Taylor Swift

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh my Gawd!

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh my Gawd!

I can't find a parking space driving in my car
Now I'm crying teardrops right on my guitar
When all of a sudden tail lights backing out
Park right in the lines and it makes me want to shout

This is the best day yet
One I'm never ever gonna forget
Never Ever

I wanna live in a wide eyed wonder
Every second, every minute, every day
I'd be surprised over and over
Wake up always blown away
I'm all OMG this is crazy
Even Kanye's got nothing to say
Where each moment we have is a gift
I wanna be like award show Taylor Swift

Don't hate congratulate
Why you gotta be so mean
I can't help this look on my face
It's like I'm living in a freakin' dream

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh my Gawd!

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh my Gwad!

I wanna live in a wide eyed wonder
Every second, every minute, every day
I'd be surprised over and over
Wake up always blown away
I'm all OMG this is crazy
Even Kanye's got nothing to say
Where each moment we have is a gift
I wanna be like award show Taylor Swift

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Award show Taylor Swift

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Award show Taylor Swift

Never Ever
Never Ever

 

[fox69]

"Belgium"

"Belgium"


Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it’s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know

[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[chorus]
and now you’re halfway around the world
and I’m just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You’ll always be my little girl
Though I can’t hold you tonight
And now you’re halfway round the world
And I’m just a day behind

I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you’re not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I’m going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know