Bowling For Soup

[fox69]

"My Hometown"

"My Hometown"


This song goes out to my good friends,
Especially the ones I had before the Grammy nominations in 2003
And all the girls from back in high school,
Who actually spoke to me,
Even though I was a fat kid and a marching band geek.

I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin’ fuckin’ swell.
I hope that you’re back up if you've ever been down.
And I hope that you got the fuck out of our hometown.

Here comes a shout out to the professor,
Who said "Son pick a path and stay the same, cause charisma is the key to opportunity"
And to all the clubs that let us play.
To our family and friends and the music stores,
For giving us gear when we couldn't pay.

I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin’ fuckin’ swell.
I hope that you're back up if you've ever been down.
And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown.

You know I can't count how many times I’ve heard people say (heard people say)
“Be proud of where you're from, you're gonna put us on the map”
But where the hell were you back in the day, (back in the day)
No one came to see us,
So we got the hell out of there.
So there you have it.
t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t

This song goes out to my big brother.
For putting up with me following you around.
And making me smile when things at home weren't great
And not getting pissed when I humped your girlfriend
For letting me take your car to the prom.
For beating up the guys that hung my bike in a tree
For hand-me-down down albums and guitars with no strings
For never beating the shit outta me

I hope this song finds you well.
And I hope that you're doin fuckin swell.
I hope that you're back up cause I know you've been down.
I just wish you'd get the fuck out of our hometown.
I hope you get the fuck out of our hometown.
I'm so glad I got the fuck out of our hometown.

You know what I’m talking about don’t ya?
Damn it!

 

[fox69]

"My Wena"

"My Wena"


Her name is Wena.
Hey, have you seen-a?
Everyone says she's amazing.
She gets so jealous,
She sticks her head up
When I'm checkin' out the ladies.
And she needs so much attention
She's always hangin' around.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Take a look at my Wena.

My little Wena,
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft,
I can't keep my hands off
Ever since the day I found her.
And she'll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Have you seen my Wena?
Get a load o' my…

Sometimes she can't sleep at night
And I wake up and she's just a-lookin' at me
And she snuggles up tight when it's cold outside
She likes to show off when we're walkin' the beach
And she's always up for goin' extra innings
She's a sucker for a happy ending.
And we may not always agree,
But she's always here with me.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
She cries when I turn out the light
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
My Wena.
(Take a look at my Wena).

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My wonderful Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(She wants to get between ya)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
My wonderful Wena

 

[fox69]

"Nebraska"

"Nebraska"


It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all

Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....date

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all

Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea, yea, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

 

[fox69]

"Next Ex-Girlfriend"

"Next Ex-Girlfriend"


I don’t wanna meet your dad
Don’t wanna hump your sister
Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don’t want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t wanna learn to dance don’t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I’m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I’m not a homo

When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn’t put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t want to spend the time
And I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend

 

[fox69]

"No Hablo Inglés"

"No Hablo Inglés"


My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingles
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if I could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingles
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingles

(One!)
When I'm not feeling it
(Two!)
When someone's full of shit
(Three!)
When I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)

My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles
Walking my dog I see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingles
My mum gets mad cause I never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo ingles
A guy walks up and says
Dónde está casa de Pepe
He no habla Ingles

(One!)
So many different uses
(Two!)
You don't need no excuses
(Three!)
It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey!)

Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Where'd you leave your pants?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Do you like my band?
Wait... don't answer that...

No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey,)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles
Hey how 'bout we all get together
And go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
(laughs)
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles

 

[fox69]

"No Opinion"

"No Opinion"


Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh

She's a knock-out and she likes my favourite movies
David Letterman and Chinese Delivery
She loves Miller Light and watching Tyson fighting
Hanging with my friends and football on a monday night
But little did I know

She's morphing like a power ranger
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown
She says her favourite band is Zeppelin
Never heard "Stairway To Heaven"
Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around

Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend
With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Seven weeks ago we caught U2 in the city
She saw my t-shirt she said Vertigo's her favourite song
I stood and watched her shaking
She tried to start a mosh-pit
She sang along all night - got every single lyric wrong
So sorry Bono

She's morphing like a power ranger
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown
She says her favourite band is Zeppelin
Never heard "Stairway To Heaven"
Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around

Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her
And that's why she's my
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend
With absolutely no opinion

I took her to Baskin Robbins for Cookies and cream and mint chocolate chip
She tore through a double scoop and then she said she was lactose intolerant
I like yo-yo's, so she likes yo-yo's
Why can't she just be herself and not do everything in life to please everyone else
(to please everyone else)

She's morphing like a power ranger
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown
She says her favourite band is Zeppelin
Never heard "Stairway To Heaven"
Whatever she likes that day depends on who's around

Even I've got standards, but I just don't understand her
And that's why she's my
My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend
With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh
Oh-oh

 

[fox69]

"Normal Chicks"

"Normal Chicks"


You're not Pamela Lee,
But you look good to me
You're no Olivia Munn,
But you're so much fun
You're no Jessica Biel,
But you've got sex appeal
You're not Kristen Bell,
But you're pretty kick ass as far as I can tell

And you've got great natural boobies

I like you in sweatpants, no makeup
I even like your messed up hair
You're just perfect right when you wake up
You're so pretty when you don't care!

There's just gotta be a heaven above
Cuz there's an angel on Earth right here
There's nothing you need to fix
I like Normal Chicks

Not quite Lucy Liu,
But you love Mötley Crüe
No Jennifer Love Hewitt,
But I still think we should do it
You're not Scarlett Johansson,
But you're good at romancing
You're no Rachel Kapelski,
That's just a girl who went to my High School

And it's okay if you eat a whole pizza

I like you in sweatpants, no makeup
I even like your messed up hair
You're just perfect right when you wake up
You're so pretty when you don't care!

There's just gotta be a heaven above
Cuz there's an angel on Earth right here
There's nothing you need to fix
I like Normal Chicks

No Botox, no tanning beds,
No hair extensions on your head
You don't need plastic surgery
To impress a normal guy like me

I like you in ripped jeans, a Frank Turner T-shirt
And the flip-flops you got at the gap
When you're dressed down and not dolled up
With a backwards baseball cap!

I like you in sweatpants, no makeup
I even like your messed up hair
You're just perfect right when you wake up
You're so pretty when you don't care!

And there's just gotta be a heaven above
Cuz there's an angel on Earth right here
There's nothing you need to fix
I like Normal Chicks
There's nothing you need to fix
I like Normal Chicks

Oh-oh

 

[fox69]

"Ohio"

"Ohio"


Hello...Hello..Hello...Hello..Hello!
[Band Talking to each other]
Wooo.......
Move around kids..
Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over
1...2...3..
Lawrence Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)
Mike Judge wants you back
Debbie Allen wants you
and my taco wants you back
Larry Hagman wants you back
Audie Murphy wants you back
The Alamo wants you back
and Beyonce sure got back (hehehe)
Enron wants you back
My mom wants us back
The Dallas Cowboys want you back
Bob Wills want you back
Barry White wants you back (Baby)
Kelly Clarkson wants you back
and my pick-up wants you back
The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!)
Don Henley wants you back
The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo)
Lyndon Johnson wants you back
and my dog wants you back (hahaha)
Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)
Its true guys she loves me
News 11 This just in Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha) (Oh Boy)
DRI wants you back
Sparta wants you back
Ughh...(hahaha)
Let's try that again
Sparta wants you back
Mars Volta wants you back
(*Belch*..uggh something came up Seriously)
WE WANT AT THE DRIVE IN BACK! (YEA!)
Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God)
ZZ Top wants you back
The Dallas Morning News Wants you back
The Fort Worth Star Telegram wants you back
The Branch Dividians want you back
Dallas Texas wants you back
Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try....
I've got a hairy back
[Laughter]
And 45 is the name of the handle
Mommie Dearest wants you back
The Aggies wants you back
Gary Busey wants you back
Walter Cronkite wants you back
Judge Roy Bean wants you back
Tim Duncan wants you back
Patrick Swayze wants you back
Bill Parcells wants you back
Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back)
I'm drunk (Oh Yeah)
Morgan Fairchild wants you back
Dan Rather wants you back
Ok..Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming
And without Sim (HAHAHA)
Seriously cause he is fucking up every time
We don't want Sim back
He's fucking up our track
He's ok with the camera
But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)
This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses
and all you motherfuckers in Texas cause (Word Up)
Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy
Alright whosever given us possy
This is a shoutout to you
We thank you very much
This is not recording anything
I've gotten much possy over the years
Seriously this is a good Outro for this song cuz uh
It's not recording anymore
Oh yeah it is It's recording
I bet you 500,000
Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen
Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time
I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life
I don't know if thats true but uh dude...
I have a really really big possy
Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon
You have a freakin smelly possy
Yes a big stinky possy
Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy
its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you
know people get stinky (That explains it)
Oh man here we are its the end of our album
Let's take a shower together
Haha no I think thats a bad idea I don't think we are all gonna fit in there
I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh) (I disagree)
We should try it (Let's see some money)
Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you
If your still here than you are more queer than us
You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)
And you should seek help
Oh...Thank you! (Hang on)
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...
Holy shit dude that was awesome
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...Goodbye..
It's nice to say goodbye...

 

[fox69]

"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"

"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"


She said she needed a break
A little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leland
That she met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love to see the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame

[Pre-chorus:]
So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you....

[Chorus:]
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

I think I made a mistake
It's not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
Then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait

For her to come back home (I'd wish you come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
I bet she misses the sunrise
And Mrs. Baird's fruit pies but I could be wrong

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus:]
Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
And the Bush twins want you back (la la la la)
And Pantera wants you back (la la la la)
And Blue Bell wants you back

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole state's gonna sign

Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved

Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Yeah!

 

[fox69]

"On An On (About You)"

"On An On (About You)"


I'm happy again to be stuck here again
And you're so happy again to be stuck here again
Now we can rap about "the good old days"
Laugh at dumb jokes that you make
It's great to be here and

I'm just elated to be someone you once hated
And its all so complicated
Maybe this time you can come outside your little world
Make out with another girl
If it were up to me

[CHORUS]
I'd like to buy you flowers everyday
Make everyday a holiday
Carry on and on and on about you and the things you do
The things you do

Im so sorry again you say you're leaving me again
Cause you're not happy again
And I'm left stuck here again
Now you can scream about the little things
Slap me twice across the face
Man it would be great if I could

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

[Chorus (in Spanish)]

[CHORUS]