Bowling For Soup

[fox69]

"Last Call Casualty"

"Last Call Casualty"


you, you called me out
you said your done with me
but I cant seem to remember anything at 3am
am I that guy? The one that’s happy hanging with my friends
and 5 drinks in I’m in love again

so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty

I cant remember what I said
But I swear I meant no harm
I tried to knock on your window
But I set off your alarm
And the days dragged on like a tail pipe band
The nights they ain’t so long
And the taxi cab I’m riding in is blaring our favorite song again

so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty

I’m sorry a guy picked up the phone
My mind couldn’t leave well enough alone
And after the seventh time he hit *69
He said if he finds me I’ll be dead
But im already in my head
Since hes the one that’s lying with you in your bed

so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty

so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
Another last call casualty

so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up
don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)

 

[fox69]

"Last Rock Show"

"Last Rock Show"


Stand in line behind me
We've got tons of time to
Let it all hang out
And cast the demons out.

Once we're in the roof falls
I heard that we have got to raise it up
And let the fucker burn.

And this is sure to take awhile
But if we're going out, we're goin' out with style
So we all jump around, and we fall to the ground
Like it's the last rock show of our lives.

 

[fox69]

"Let's Go To The Pub"

"Let's Go To The Pub"


I feel like there's something
that I forgot to do,
my girlfriend's acting pissed at me
but that ain't nothing new.
Could it be her birhtday
or your anniversary?

Beats the hell out of me!

Let's go to the pub! (PUB!)
Things just might get crazy,
cause that's just what we do! (HEY!)
Tomorrow might be hazy,
but we always pull through.
We do this every weekend...
We can never get enough!
Let's go to the pub! (PUB!)
Let's go to the pub! (PUB!)

Gary and I will keep it real
and have some Miller Lites,
Eric will pound some Jäger shots
and also Miller Lites!
Chris will bring his brand new darts,
no one will give a shit!

I won a championship!

Let's go to the pub!
Things just might get crazy,
cause that's just what we do! (HEY!)
Tomorrow might be hazy,
but we always pull through.
We know the chick behind the bar
and she always hooks up.
Let's go to the pub! (PUB!)
Let's go to the pub! (PUB!)

It's been a long week,
let's go to the pub!
My car broke down,
let's go to the pub!
My boss is a dick,
let's go to the pub!
And we ain't leaving till the closing time.
I stepped on a nail,
let's go to the pub!
I dropped my phone,
let's go to the pub!
My boss is still a dick,
let's go to the pub!

Let's go to the pub!
Things just might get crazy,
cause that's just what we do! (HEY!)
Tomorrow might be hazy,
today we're Motley Crue!
Fire up the karaoke
"Too young to fall in love"
And after karaoke,
nevermind we'll all be drunk

Let's go to the pub! (PUB!)
Let's go to the pub! (PUB!)
Let's go to the pub!

 

[fox69]

"Let's Pretend We're Not In Love"

"Let's Pretend We're Not In Love"


I got a note from you that said that you had gone
I wondered when you wrote that note so I could know when you left
Then I can chase you down
Do I need an airplane or a car?
I wonder what you're thinking
You probably think I'm drinking
Let's make this interesting and start all over

Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again

You packed up all your clothes and pretty underwear
You may have taken a few things that were exactly the right size
I promise I'm not mad that Steeler's shirt looks way better on you
I wish you'd pick up the phone
I feel so alone without you
Can't go on without you
Let me write something 'bout you
Let's make this interesting and start all over

Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Start over again

I'm not asking for forgiveness
'Cause I don't know what I did
But I promise I'll forgive you
For whatever, whoever you did it to
You've already got your bags packed
And I can sell everything I own
We'll go anywhere in the world you wish
I just don't wanna be alone without you
Let's make this interesting and start all over

Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
And try it again
Let's run away
And pretend we're not in love
Let's make this interesting and start all over

 

[fox69]

"Life After Lisa"

"Life After Lisa"


I'm waking up and bakin'
Watching the parade cause today's the day I got over you
Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us in 1992

You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king
I gave you a foot massage I gave you my ring
You left me for a drummer cause you said I couldn't sing
But, That's ok

[CHORUS]
Cause there'll be
No more mountain climbing in the rain
No more Long hair clogging up the drain
No more Life will never be the same
Life after Lisa is not so bad at all

Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos
Did he cover up my name that was fast
Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5
And my little band is kicking some ass

So when you asked me if I hated you now
It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out
On sleeping with your roommate every time you passed out
But, That's ok

[CHORUS]

I'll bet you're saying to yourself that you'll find somebody else like me
But all I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way that you're getting me to say
I'm sorry..........Not today!!!

[CHORUS]
Cleaning up the house again
Listening to House Of Pain
Having headaches in my brain
Listening to you complain
Shopping at the mall again
I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say
Life after Lisa is not so bad at all!!!!

 

[fox69]

"Lil' Red Riding Hood"

"Lil' Red Riding Hood"


[howls]

Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf would want

Listen to me [howl]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I don't think even big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone

[howls]

What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So, just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a way

What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So, untill you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk, with me and be safe

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone

[howls]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf, so I won't

[howls]

What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good

I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place

Little Red Ridin' Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want

[howls]
(Baaa)

 

[fox69]

"Live It Up"

"Live It Up"


Me, I never had a clue.
But now me, I've got you.
Me and you've got something that has long been overdue.
I hope you hang around, and baby, we'll get down.
We'll get down and boogie, and we're gonna paint the town.

So honey take my hand.
Could I please have this dance...
I'm all in...
I'm gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...

You, such a dream come true.
To me a dream is you.
I love to watch you laugh and sing like only you can do.
So won't you hold my hand,
And save me your last dance...
I'm all in...

We're gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...

And I'll be your happy ever after, you'll be mine.
And now my whole world's brighter with you here by my side...

Everybody live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody live it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up...)

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
Too long
Since I've felt this way
Since I've felt this way
I guess I've never felt this way.

 

[fox69]

"London"

"London"


I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

 

[fox69]

"Love Goes Boom"

"Love Goes Boom"


S-S-S-Saw you in December
I can't believe that summer got here so fast
I hardly can remember
Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast
T-T-T-Trippen over land mines
Falling over words when I see your face
Oh yeah, you took your sweet time
Breakin' down the walls blowing me away

L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!

Ya T-T-T-Told me that ya love me
And suddenly the sky fell to the ground
I'm sh-sh-sh-shaking like an earthquake, honey
You've got my whole world turned upside down
And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end

L-L-L-Love is like a hurricane
L-L-L-Love is like a car crash - and I - just can't look away
L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb 4-3-2-1
Every time you walk in the room
Love goes Boom!

Love goes boom
And I don't know what to do
I swear I'm exploding
Every time I look at you

And I never could imagine
And I don't want to pretend
I just know that don't want this to end

L-L-L-Love is like a time bomb...
Love goes Boom!

 

[fox69]

"Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident)"

"Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident)"


I woke up today.
That was my first mistake.
Would've been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was havin' bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
and buy it now on ebay.

[CHORUS 1]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
to say "I'm doing OK."
I'm OK as long as you're happy-
Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.
Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history
And this is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines
But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
"What's that?" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Looking down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.

[CHORUS 2]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket
To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.

Popsicle love and pie crust promises,
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna Misses
Smith-sonian, peppermint, sugar-coated accident,
Empty Like a cavity, and now we're just history [x3]