Insane Clown Posse

[fox69]

"Terrible"

"Terrible"


MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, DO YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU
IN YOUR UGLY BITCH-ASS FACE.
YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER.
YOUR MAMMA,
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA,
DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER!

[1st Verse- Violent J]
Oh my god! look at that turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's TEEERRRIBlE! We heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found?
Dead in the grass with his, dick in his ass
Plus there was more but you won't recall
Because Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you consider...DRAMA
Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack
with your intergalactic satellite data compress
But we can't feed the homeless
Then OJ's wack story unfolded
And everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world really don't care
THAT'S WHEN IT COSTS FOR A WHEELCHAIR!

[Chorus - Violent J]
What you know 'bout terrible?
(YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TERRIBLE) [x2]

Yeah she's so terrible you gotta beat her you BITCH-ASS WACK MOTHERFUCKER!

[2nd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
LOOOORRDY-lord have we got a protest, man
Some rock-and-roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Let's march in his concert, and tell him to hell
'Cause he's so fucking TEERRRIBLE
Meanwhile his records sell double and triple
'Cause of you crying about him rubbing his nipple
Religious? Shit, you helped them bank
Instead of helping them poor people eating out of them garbage cans
When you're done with them bitch, come protest me
Shit, motherfucker I could use some money
The whole world was crying when Kurt's gun went BANG!
When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of A.I.D.S. but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroin and a shotgun, a hero is made
Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid

[Chorus]

Are your kids so terrible you gotta beat on them too
YOU DRUNK MOTHERFUCKER!!

(Rebel Flag) In your schools
(Rebel Flag) In your parks
(Rebel Flag) In your courtrooms
(Rebel Flag) In your hearts
(Rebel Flag) Stood for slavery
(Rebel Flag) Stood for war
(Rebel Flag) Stood for hatred
but just go ahead and hang your flag up some more!
(Don't worry about my goddamn flag boy
what's terrible is you damn rappers cursin')

[3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat down and murdered and stuffed in their graves
You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill
And you wanna know why I KILLLL PEOPLE!
[Violent J]
Bombs are blowing up, cops are corrupt
And all you care about is who the president fucked?
You don't know terrible...you will
as soon as our wagons come over the hill!!

[Chorus repeats to end]

 

[fox69]

"The Amazing Maze"

"The Amazing Maze"


Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
In the maze (WHO!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at least a half a day
Don't just leave me lost and blown away
In the maze (WHO!)

Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple
And I'm Jimbo Jizm
Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Let's meet today's volunteer
This is Rick
We like to call him Rick the Dick
Dickface here is a wealthy entrepreneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze

[Violent J]
What up bitch? I'm Violent J
I'll be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad floors
Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens
Make a left just before you make a right
And your left should be to your right
If your lefts right, right?
Good, begin the show
Go on ahead boy and open up the first door

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Welcome to a theatrical thriller
Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
You get it back if you make it out though
Fuck ain't no use crying all day
You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
You gotta be a man at least you learned
Everything you get in the maze you've earned

[Violent J]
Keep running times a tickin on the clock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might look the same
But you making tracks through the room of thumbtacks
This really ain't shit
About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
Oh let me get out of your way

Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
That's right Jimbo
He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinning like that
You can always witness spectacles truly amazing
Within the amazing maze
Let's see where else Rick's adventures
Will lead the little dickwipe

[Violent J]
Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls
Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls
What's this? Dead end, doors locked
It's a long way back, just knock

Oh should've turned around no doubt
Ain't nothing that we got to sit and argue about
Keep going make a left, right left
Now run straight ahead some more
Open up the door

Slide in the sheets, nice breeze
Relax ninja take it with ease
The maze is a place of magic
Many surprises, your dick rises
Lay down expect the best
In comes your lover with a hairy chest
Hello sexy I'm grim love
Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud

[Violent J]
Aww shit you fell for that
I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped
All that dissin of the opposite sex
And look who just got they butthole flexed
Wait! What's that?
The walls are closing in, fuck that
Hurry run for your life
Oh he'll be alright

How's that sit with you Jimbo?
First he gets plugged with bullets
Then he gets his butt plugged
I think he's a fucking idiot, Jeff
I mean what kind of asshole
Can't find his way out of this maze?
You gotta be a real dickbuffer
To wind up here in the first place
Right you are Jimbo
Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more

[Violent J]
Alright ain't no need to fear
If there's a way out it's gotta be near
Hey yo look a phone
You still got one good arm so it's on
Can you hear? Ah tongue in your ear
Drop it the phones got a life of it's own
Kiss me man hey come on
Slip down the slide go faster
Bed of nails, disaster
Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Woods, trees you're outside
Lots of places for creeps to hide
Watch your step, AH, backdraft
Caught your foot and the ankles left
Creepin off with your stump
Feel something in the rump
Hunters, yeah they gonna get you
How does it feel bitch get the picture

[Violent J]
Back indoors hey at last
Look at your family behind the glass
They look weird, they're saying something
Listen up, "you've fucked up, you've fucked up"
Oh they're laughing and they're pointing at you
At least you know what they're sayins true
It's one last door you made it home, or
Or what? Once again it's on

Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
In the maze (WHO!)
If I don't come back or right away (Hey)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hey man cut that shit
What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man
Fuck that
It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man
Turn that shit off

 

[fox69]

"The Blasta"

"The Blasta"


I was maybe 13
They was hurtful and mean
Specially this one fucker Kurt Greene
Fucked with me in the hallways
Always (Abused loser)
They would all say
I walked in the lunchroom
I’m getting punched soon
If Kurt Greene sees me here comes doom
This time he spit on the back of my head
My face turned red as the laughter spread
Daddy has a gun in his closet
Way up in a black box
It’s too bad because he lock it
Along with all of his crack rocks
(Fuck it)
Ice pick in my hand up early in the AM
Kurt’s at the bus stop snuck up one plus
Stuck him in the temple simple disaster
That was the debut of the bully blasta
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
‘Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Keep fucking with the blasta
I was 22 and the army’s calling
I’m lifeless out here so I’m all in
And my drill sergeant is barking orders
And I’m sharing my living quarters
With a big-time prick from Oklahoma
I can’t stand him or his aroma
Big thick dick jock in his drawers he flexed
They all kiss his ass they don’t wanna be next
I never thought the blasta would be back
But he has to we need that
He pissed in my bed
I jumped in laid wet in the laughter Blood pumping
He snores like a bear but tonight was nice
We all slept like babies with his windpipe slice
I did it, with a straight blade razor
And my bully blasta behavior
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
‘Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Keep fucking with the blasta
Years past [x6]
I got a family now I put it all behind me
My son gets picked on now, and it reminds me
Of murder, the bully soon came up missing
I spoke to my son I had an intuition
“Did you have anything to do with this?”
He gave me no answer just a hug and a kiss
And said “Don’t worry dad everything will be fine
Just you pay it no mind, it’s all over”
And at work my boss is a bastard
He comes to the office halfway plastered
Bitchin abusing all the women and testing
But we accept it because of the recession
He groped my wife at the office party
I stood up for her he swore he’d fire me
I threw him off the balcony 13th floor
I guess I’m a bully blasta forevermore
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
‘Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Till he does what he has to
You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
Keep fucking with the blasta
You fucked with the blasta
You don’t know me
Keep fucking with the blasta

 

[fox69]

"The Bone"

"The Bone"


Has the jury reached a verdict?
Yes, your Honor.
We the jury find the defendant guilty on all counts.

The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hand
He was taking me to jail, but that wasn't my plan
I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

I jumped over the others and kicked the door down with my feet
Ran down the steps and headed right into the street
Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

I hit the gas and I'm swerving in and out of my lane
Coppers on my tail, I'm driving like I'm insane
Old man in the street crossing slowly with his cane
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

Smash into a post, I jumped out of my car
Hopped over a wall, running through someone's yard
Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

Why do they fuck with me
When I'm having fun?
They get the bone
Why do they fuck with me
When I'm on the run
They get the bone
Why do they fuck with me
Cause I ain't the one?
They get the bo-o-o-o-one

I busted out through the front doors and I booked down the block
The neighbors joined the chase, someone's shooting a glock
The mailman tried to stop me, but I picked up a rock
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

Police screech around the corners with they red and blue lights
I threw some fucking nerdy off his ten-speed bike
But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

I ran into a rest'raunt, busted into the kitchen
Workers on my ass, and the cooks they was bitchin
A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife, did I mention
He got the bone?
HE GOT THE BONE!

Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof
Chopper busting shots at me and I ain't bullet proof
I threw a rock up at the gunman, and blew out his tooth
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

Why do they fuck with me
When I'm having fun?
They get the bone
Why do they fuck with me
When I'm on the run
They get the bone
Why do they fuck with me
Cause I ain't the one?
They get the boooooone

Cut through the parking lot I ran up into the mall
Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers and all
Throwing shoppers off the escalator, watching them fall
They got the bone
THEY GOT THE BONE!

Absolute pandemonium all over the place
Everybody dropped they shopping bags and joined in the chase
Rent-a-cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

Stole his fucking golf cart and bust through the glass
Side-swipe the manikin and cut across the grass
Some fucking kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his ass
He got the bone
HE GOT THE BONE!

Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke
I'm surrounded by an army, quickly losing all hope
I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke
They got the bone
THEY GOT THE BONE!

Why do they fuck with me
When I'm having fun?
They get the bone
Why do they fuck with me
When I'm on the run
They get the bone
Why do they fuck with me
Cause I ain't the one?
They get the boooooone

[Girl scout]
Hello, mister!
I hope you weren't sleeping?
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies

[Deep-voiced man]
Oh. Cookies, huh?
That sounds really good right about now.
What kind do you got?

[Girl scout]
Oh my gosh! You sound really scary!
Why do you sound like that?

[Deep-voiced man]
What do you mean, sweetie?
Do you have any s'mores(not sure about this word)?
Or just them Thin Mints?

[Girl scout]
M-m-maybe I should go?
You sound really weird and I'm scared!

[Deep-voiced man]
Wait! What about them Tag-Alongs?
Can I at least get a box of them bad boys?
Shit. What the fuck you wake me up for, then, bitch?
Man!

 

[fox69]

"The Carousel"

"The Carousel"


Ladies and gentleman, gather around
Prepare yourself for yet another story
From the realm of the magnificent... Dark Carnival

Have you ever heard about the old carnival tale?
Some say it's all bullshit, some say it's for real
It's about big carousel, merry go round
Unlike any other on carnival grounds
The lights are so bright and so many colors
With horses and swines and so many others
It's hard to resist for a child so young
Some hear the music and follow the drum
It only appears in the dead of the night
Children become mesmerized at the sight
One minute to there and they're bed sound asleep
When they see it or hear it they all bound to creep
Right up to their houses they're all drawn right up to it
It's much too spectacular, they have to do it
They stand right before it, like it's just a dream
Cause it's the most beautiful sight that they've ever seen

The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
Spin around and round
The lights on the carousel spin around and round
The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
Spin around and round
The lights on the carousel spin around and round

The children have gathered, they standin' around it
It's never been here before they all astounded
They wanna get on it, but is it for free?
They don't see anyone collecting a fee
How's gonna be the first to jump on the boarding
Finally one kid does it and rest they hoarded
Some jump on horses, some jump on elephants
Some just relax and sit on a bench
The kids all enjoyed the ride up and down
All while the carousel spins around
The lights and the music, it's all captivating
Little do they know it's all devastating
As the ride spins all the kids aboard cheer
Nobody notices they've grown a year
The children keep riding as time goes by
They're aging in years on this mystical ride

The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
Spin around and round
The lights on the carousel spin around and round
The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
Spin around and round
The lights on the carousel spin around and round

First of all the teenagers, they keep on spinning
Then they're all young adults, all of 'em grinning
They're blind to the fact they're aging in time
Once little kids now they're all in their prime
But they keep on riding it lights up the darkness
Something so beautiful, trully so heartless
And neighbours and parents all peacefully asleep
While the carousel attracted their children like sheep
Wild children they were now they're middle age to 'dults
Still growing older, the carousels fault
The merry go spins as the times go by
The children are all so older, bout to die
Finally the carousel slows its role
To these elderly victims its taking its toll
All of them exit and realised they're damaged
It ends just like that, the carousel vanishes

The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
Spin around and round
The lights on the carousel spin around and round
The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
Spin around and round
The lights on the carousel spin around and round

 

[fox69]

"The Clowns Are Back"

"The Clowns Are Back"


Back to the big top
Back to the crowd
Back to the cannon blasts, we loud
Back to the tightrope
Back to the lions
Back to the acrobatics flying
Babies crying
Spectators scared
Ape boy, jugglas, lady with a beard
First one to go
Red mist hit the front row
The clowns are back in town
Hellooooooo!

Oh!
We back again
It's happening
We back in town
So come on down

We got yo ticket
We got that killer candy
And if you like it wicked
This circus ain't like any

Bang!
Pow!
Boom!

Back to the Freek Show
House of Mirrors
Maze of Amazement
Gone for years
Back to the dunk tank
Guess your size
Back to the Serpent Lady's lies
Tigers let loose into the crowd
All appalling
All so proud
All affordable in surround sound
Come one, come all, and get down
Ladies and gentlemen, gather round
The clowns are back in town!

Oh!
We back again
It's happening
We back in town
So come on down

We got yo ticket
We got that killer candy
And if you like it wicked
This circus ain't like any

Bang!
Pow!
Boom!

T-t-th-the mesmerizing
Hy-hy-hypmotizin
Evo-evolving Dark Carnival
I-i-i-is back in To-o-o-o-own
W-w-w-way up that sloppy, loopy bi-itch ass of yours

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado
The throat chokers, cut-throat jokers
Juggalotus and you know this
Most hated band on the planet
So fresh they can't stand it
Dark Carnival minions
The Duke of the Wicked
And the Southwest-side Stranglord himself
Big Violent J, and Sugar Shaggy2Dope
Wicked-wicky-wocked-wicky-wicked Clowns, bitch!

Oh!
We back again
It's happening
We back in town
So come on down

We got yo ticket
We got that killer candy
And if you like it wicked
This circus ain't like any

Sha-a-a-a-aggy Shaggs, Violent J, and Mike E. Clar-ar-ark!
Psychopathic Records, bitch!

Bang!
Pow!
Boom!

A-a-a-a-a-a-all across yo sweet ass lips
Motherfucke-e-e-e-e-e-e-er!

 

[fox69]

"The Dead One"

"The Dead One"


"You tried to stop me, remember?
You tried to deface your own creation
But I stopped you
Did it hurt, did you feel pain?"

[Violent J]
Guess it all began when the bullet finally struck
And I walked away harmless, it must of been good luck
Or maybe I'm dead, I'm sorry but you're dead
Maybe I outta go anyway

[Violent J]
Strange things have happened since this day accord
A can hear a cold whisper in my every word
It's telling me I'm dead, I'm sorry but you're dead (no)
Maybe I outta go anyway

[Violent J]
I'm feeling so stiff as I walk out the house
My tongue's so dry, think it's rotting in my mouth
Oh, tell me am I dead? I'm sorry but you're dead ("it hurts")
Life goes on for some
My boys all stare at me I wonder what they think
They don't blink and my teeth keep popping out I stink
Oh, tell me am I dead? I'm sorry but you're dead
I don't wanna die, maybe I outta go if I'm dead

[Violent J]
My soul is so heavy that it draws me to the floor
I can hear these demons knocking at my door
They're laughing at the dead, I'm sorry but you're dead (no)
I don't wanna die, if you're dead, you're dead
I don't wanna die...you're dead, not yet now...
I don't wanna die...maybe I outta go
You're dead...I'm not goin' now...
I don't wanna die, maybe I outta go
Not yet now...
I don't wanna die...
I'm dead...
I don't wanna die...
you're dead
not yet
you're dead...
not yet

i speak

YOU'RE DEAD, BITCH HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

 

[fox69]

"The Dream"

"The Dream"


[Hook:]
Sleep is like a curse
Yeah I'm sleepin' on stranded in a dream
Please don't leave me, I'm shrouded in the clouds
On my nightmare, someone let me out
I don't wanna die here
[x2]

Again a walk on a downward slope
The sand is red, so hot it's hard to cope
There's six suns above me, sweltering
Millions of beetles fly, pelting me
I'm not alone, there's others bounded to dead trees
They have no mouths but their eyes, they cry "please"
I stay in my path as it leads me to a cave
Thank God, or he will bring me to my [?]
To the mouth of the big red mountain
The first thing I see is a gaint, blood fountain
As the plasma flows I see a dog drinking from it
The smell of death in the air makes me wanna vomit
But I don't... I maintain to move ahead
There's three ways to go and three leave me dead
I'm on a trail in the middle and all I'm knowin'
Is this tunnel is getting smaller or I'm growin?

[Hook x2]

I've come to an opening and sit to rest
I know there's sight of leeches on my arms and chest
I pull 'em off, look up and see a boy
He tosses me a ball, I throw him back his toy
He waves "come on!" and I think about it
And reach yes, he turns around and starts walking
I'm speechless, the back of his head is blown off
Like a shotgun (bonk) and I'm like "what the fuck!?"
I stick with him anyways as brains are falling out
I wanna help the kid, I keep calling out
And come to a gaint pit, it looks bottomless
I'm right behind him like how we're getting out of this?
He turns around facing me and like he's heartless
He flips me off and falls back into the darkness
And silently plummets, I back track some like
Why I was following him anyway, I'm that dumb?

[Hook x2]

I finally found a way out, it's night time
I can see the galaxy just looking at the skyline
There's fireflies buzzing big as baseballs
Serpents, snails and everything that crawls
I can see a tree in the pale light of the moons glow
The closer I get the more I make up to show
Bodies, hanging by the neck - maybe twenty of them
All with no palms or legs, man, so many of them
Way up at the top, all over the bottom
Plenty enough for who must have felled just rotten
[?] got a name but I rather not know it
Did people put the bodies there or did the tree grow 'em?
Four moons in the sky sheet with wings
I can see them walking on the planet sprains
Where the fuck am I? I'm lost in my brain
I'm being eaten by a snake when I'm hearing my name

Joe wake up, wake up, you're having a nightmare
Jeez, are you ok? God, don't sleep

[Hook]

 

[fox69]

"The Great Show"

"The Great Show"


[Legs Diamond]
We've got fun houses, murder-go-rounds,
house of horrors and wax museums,
Tunnels of loves, terror wheels, house of mirror, and killing fields
[Violent J]
Aaaawwwww shit bum biddy bum,
I'm Violent J and I'll fuck your mom,
And I'm leading this spectical into your town,
We got magic and voodoo and WICKID CLOWNS!!!
Most people don't like these juggalos,
You can take these nuts and juggle thoes,
If your scared sleep with ur parents under the covers,
I'll hacksaw duggon you motherfuckers,
We got bitched with bearded faces,
Hunchback acrobatic mental cases,
Serial nursing psychopathic,
And little red men with hatchets CHOP!!!
In Detroit we do t blood or crip,
But that don't mean I won't bitch sneak that lip,
We got clown love people love down since birth,
Welcome to the greatest show in earth
[Chorus x2]
Everyone come see the greatest show
Go tell everybody that you know
So came and be down with the clown
The magical dark carnivals in town
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope and I don't give fucks,
I out out lady's out in front of Mac trucks,
I'll pick your daughter up whenever I need,
Drop her off in the morning smelling like weed,
Fuck gene Simmons and his drunk ass clique,
And every other rock band that stole my shit,
Jess real juggalos with the dead we dance,
And I'll kick your add they your lether pants,
M a wizard I throw wicked hexes,
Nd make your but sack bigger than Texas,
And as you cry at how fragile it gets,
I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch,
I'm a circus sideshow faygo boozer,
Fuck video shows and lalapalooza,
We come from a world found under the dirt,
To bring you the greatest show on earth,
[Chorus]
Everyone come see the greatest show, gather up all juggalos and roll [4x]
[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope)]
Legs diamond strokes on a chosen chord,
Mike Clark puts it all thru his quigi board,
Me and shaggy recite the forbidden passage,
To tell you they comin for your bitch asses,
(How can you tell that they out to get cha?,
Look in the mirror see a clown there with ya,
First you see em next second he's gone,
That can only mean that it won't be long)
We pompon in still keepin it real,
I put triple gold Daytons on Ferris wheels,
Strap my carpet up to em and roll,
You can tell I'm comin cuz I shakes the floo,
(Tell your bitch ass mama she can suck my dick,
If she got some kinda problem with my shit,
It him can stop is nothin in this earth,
You all witness the greatest show on earth)
[Chorus until the end]

 

[fox69]

"The Joker's Wild"

"The Joker's Wild"


"Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one
game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about
tonight's contestants."

"Hey, motherfuckers
Get ready for the killer show of this bitch
We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck
So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"

[Violent J]
Woohoo!
Everybody smile
Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?)
It's the game show host with the most (Violent J)
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
Cop copper, it's been a long while
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel
But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin wheel
Looks good, nice try
Now let's see just how ya gonna die?
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
He just pounds nails in your forehead
The pig got lucky that time
But let's take a look who's next down the line
Oh, the 43rd District judge
Hey pal, remember me
You threw me in jail
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
The clicker's landed, let me check
The Jokey, hey it ain't bad at all
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
Who's next for the games and fun?
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
The redneck that sicked his dog on me
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
Spin around and around it goes
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

"Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?"
"Jeffrey Dahmer."
"No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?"

"Aww, shit, motherfuckers
Get ready for round two of this bitch
So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped
Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"

[Violent J]
You like big money and prizes, don't ya
You'd probably kill for a big prize, won't ya
Ya little bitch, it's your turn to spin
Free money, now spin again
Oh goody, the unzip your drawers
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!)
The audience loves that shit
Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits
Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah
We got guts on the camera

"The Joker's Wild is brought to you by...Faygo
EVERYBODY SING!!"
"Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a
Faygo"

[Violent J]
Welcome back to the Carnival Show
Here's your chance for the big money cash flow
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever
Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head
Pick a door, one, two, or three
It's the same behind every door, me
There's no escape, now gimme that bald head
The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead
At home they just watching your doom
We broadcast from hell to your living room
I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

"It's time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your
mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss....
HE HIT! What's next?"

"We got money, we got cash, we got prizes
We got blood, we got guts
We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild"

[Violent J]
I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
Somebody's gonna die, oh my
It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor
Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen
Window, see he died and he went to hell though
We meet again, I got my own game show
Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around
BONUS ROUND!
Oh shit, the end of the game
Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang
You gotta chance for money and prizes
You gotta chance at death, too hahah
So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast
Your chance for freedom at last
Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?
"Uh, I think so", load the gat

"The governer?"
"Eats butt."
"Yes. The square root of two?"
"Uhhh..."
"Correct. Nutsacs don't belong in?"
"Butt cracks"
"Right. Richboys eat?"
"Caviar."
"No, the correct answer's bullets." [gunshots]

"Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks
See ya later, goodbye"

"That's it, go home (aww!)"