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Insane Clown Posse

Diskusija u 'Strani Tekst. Pesama' započeta od fox69, 12.01.2018.

  1. fox69

    fox69 Moderator Moderator

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    "Terrible"

    "Terrible"


    MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, DO YOU?
    YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU
    IN YOUR UGLY BITCH-ASS FACE.
    YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER.
    YOUR MAMMA,
    YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA,
    DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER!

    [1st Verse- Violent J]
    Oh my god! look at that turn it up please
    Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
    Somebody took a black thing and went thump
    That's TEEERRRIBlE! We heard about it for months
    What about that one nobody guy that they found?
    Dead in the grass with his, dick in his ass
    Plus there was more but you won't recall
    Because Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls
    What you consider...DRAMA
    Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack
    with your intergalactic satellite data compress
    But we can't feed the homeless
    Then OJ's wack story unfolded
    And everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded
    900 good reasons why this world really don't care
    THAT'S WHEN IT COSTS FOR A WHEELCHAIR!

    [Chorus - Violent J]
    What you know 'bout terrible?
    (YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TERRIBLE) [x2]

    Yeah she's so terrible you gotta beat her you BITCH-ASS WACK MOTHERFUCKER!

    [2nd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
    LOOOORRDY-lord have we got a protest, man
    Some rock-and-roll ninja bit the head off a rat
    Let's march in his concert, and tell him to hell
    'Cause he's so fucking TEERRRIBLE
    Meanwhile his records sell double and triple
    'Cause of you crying about him rubbing his nipple
    Religious? Shit, you helped them bank
    Instead of helping them poor people eating out of them garbage cans
    When you're done with them bitch, come protest me
    Shit, motherfucker I could use some money
    The whole world was crying when Kurt's gun went BANG!
    When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang
    Rapper dies of A.I.D.S. but you hardly mention
    Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
    Heroin and a shotgun, a hero is made
    Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid

    [Chorus]

    Are your kids so terrible you gotta beat on them too
    YOU DRUNK MOTHERFUCKER!!

    (Rebel Flag) In your schools
    (Rebel Flag) In your parks
    (Rebel Flag) In your courtrooms
    (Rebel Flag) In your hearts
    (Rebel Flag) Stood for slavery
    (Rebel Flag) Stood for war
    (Rebel Flag) Stood for hatred
    but just go ahead and hang your flag up some more!
    (Don't worry about my goddamn flag boy
    what's terrible is you damn rappers cursin')

    [3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
    The country we live in was built by slaves
    Beat down and murdered and stuffed in their graves
    You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill
    And you wanna know why I KILLLL PEOPLE!
    [Violent J]
    Bombs are blowing up, cops are corrupt
    And all you care about is who the president fucked?
    You don't know terrible...you will
    as soon as our wagons come over the hill!!

    [Chorus repeats to end]
     
  2. fox69

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    "The Amazing Maze"

    "The Amazing Maze"


    Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
    But those rides just aren't for everyone
    Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
    In the maze (WHO!)
    If I don't come back or right away
    Give me time at least a half a day
    Don't just leave me lost and blown away
    In the maze (WHO!)

    Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple
    And I'm Jimbo Jizm
    Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
    Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
    Let's meet today's volunteer
    This is Rick
    We like to call him Rick the Dick
    Dickface here is a wealthy entrepreneur
    Who smacks his wife around
    And buys his way in and out of everything
    Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze

    [Violent J]
    What up bitch? I'm Violent J
    I'll be your guide for today, k?
    Good, got mad doors and mad floors
    Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens
    Make a left just before you make a right
    And your left should be to your right
    If your lefts right, right?
    Good, begin the show
    Go on ahead boy and open up the first door

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    Welcome to a theatrical thriller
    Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer
    With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
    You get it back if you make it out though
    Fuck ain't no use crying all day
    You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
    You gotta be a man at least you learned
    Everything you get in the maze you've earned

    [Violent J]
    Keep running times a tickin on the clock
    You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
    Turn right it might look the same
    But you making tracks through the room of thumbtacks
    This really ain't shit
    About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
    If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
    Oh let me get out of your way

    Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
    That's right Jimbo
    He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinning like that
    You can always witness spectacles truly amazing
    Within the amazing maze
    Let's see where else Rick's adventures
    Will lead the little dickwipe

    [Violent J]
    Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls
    Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls
    What's this? Dead end, doors locked
    It's a long way back, just knock

    Oh should've turned around no doubt
    Ain't nothing that we got to sit and argue about
    Keep going make a left, right left
    Now run straight ahead some more
    Open up the door

    Slide in the sheets, nice breeze
    Relax ninja take it with ease
    The maze is a place of magic
    Many surprises, your dick rises
    Lay down expect the best
    In comes your lover with a hairy chest
    Hello sexy I'm grim love
    Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud

    [Violent J]
    Aww shit you fell for that
    I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped
    All that dissin of the opposite sex
    And look who just got they butthole flexed
    Wait! What's that?
    The walls are closing in, fuck that
    Hurry run for your life
    Oh he'll be alright

    How's that sit with you Jimbo?
    First he gets plugged with bullets
    Then he gets his butt plugged
    I think he's a fucking idiot, Jeff
    I mean what kind of asshole
    Can't find his way out of this maze?
    You gotta be a real dickbuffer
    To wind up here in the first place
    Right you are Jimbo
    Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more

    [Violent J]
    Alright ain't no need to fear
    If there's a way out it's gotta be near
    Hey yo look a phone
    You still got one good arm so it's on
    Can you hear? Ah tongue in your ear
    Drop it the phones got a life of it's own
    Kiss me man hey come on
    Slip down the slide go faster
    Bed of nails, disaster
    Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    Woods, trees you're outside
    Lots of places for creeps to hide
    Watch your step, AH, backdraft
    Caught your foot and the ankles left
    Creepin off with your stump
    Feel something in the rump
    Hunters, yeah they gonna get you
    How does it feel bitch get the picture

    [Violent J]
    Back indoors hey at last
    Look at your family behind the glass
    They look weird, they're saying something
    Listen up, "you've fucked up, you've fucked up"
    Oh they're laughing and they're pointing at you
    At least you know what they're sayins true
    It's one last door you made it home, or
    Or what? Once again it's on

    Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
    But those rides just aren't for everyone
    Bought my ticket I'm gonna have a run
    In the maze (WHO!)
    If I don't come back or right away (Hey)

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    Hey man cut that shit
    What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man
    Fuck that
    It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man
    Turn that shit off
     
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    "The Blasta"

    "The Blasta"


    I was maybe 13
    They was hurtful and mean
    Specially this one fucker Kurt Greene
    Fucked with me in the hallways
    Always (Abused loser)
    They would all say
    I walked in the lunchroom
    I’m getting punched soon
    If Kurt Greene sees me here comes doom
    This time he spit on the back of my head
    My face turned red as the laughter spread
    Daddy has a gun in his closet
    Way up in a black box
    It’s too bad because he lock it
    Along with all of his crack rocks
    (Fuck it)
    Ice pick in my hand up early in the AM
    Kurt’s at the bus stop snuck up one plus
    Stuck him in the temple simple disaster
    That was the debut of the bully blasta
    You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
    ‘Till he does what he has to
    You fucked with the blasta
    You don’t know me
    Till he does what he has to
    You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
    Keep fucking with the blasta
    You fucked with the blasta
    You don’t know me
    Keep fucking with the blasta
    I was 22 and the army’s calling
    I’m lifeless out here so I’m all in
    And my drill sergeant is barking orders
    And I’m sharing my living quarters
    With a big-time prick from Oklahoma
    I can’t stand him or his aroma
    Big thick dick jock in his drawers he flexed
    They all kiss his ass they don’t wanna be next
    I never thought the blasta would be back
    But he has to we need that
    He pissed in my bed
    I jumped in laid wet in the laughter Blood pumping
    He snores like a bear but tonight was nice
    We all slept like babies with his windpipe slice
    I did it, with a straight blade razor
    And my bully blasta behavior
    You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
    ‘Till he does what he has to
    You fucked with the blasta
    You don’t know me
    Till he does what he has to
    You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
    Keep fucking with the blasta
    You fucked with the blasta
    You don’t know me
    Keep fucking with the blasta
    Years past [x6]
    I got a family now I put it all behind me
    My son gets picked on now, and it reminds me
    Of murder, the bully soon came up missing
    I spoke to my son I had an intuition
    “Did you have anything to do with this?”
    He gave me no answer just a hug and a kiss
    And said “Don’t worry dad everything will be fine
    Just you pay it no mind, it’s all over”
    And at work my boss is a bastard
    He comes to the office halfway plastered
    Bitchin abusing all the women and testing
    But we accept it because of the recession
    He groped my wife at the office party
    I stood up for her he swore he’d fire me
    I threw him off the balcony 13th floor
    I guess I’m a bully blasta forevermore
    You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
    ‘Till he does what he has to
    You fucked with the blasta
    You don’t know me
    Till he does what he has to
    You fucked with the blasta (Explosions)
    Keep fucking with the blasta
    You fucked with the blasta
    You don’t know me
    Keep fucking with the blasta
     
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    "The Bone"

    "The Bone"


    Has the jury reached a verdict?
    Yes, your Honor.
    We the jury find the defendant guilty on all counts.

    The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hand
    He was taking me to jail, but that wasn't my plan
    I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    I jumped over the others and kicked the door down with my feet
    Ran down the steps and headed right into the street
    Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    I hit the gas and I'm swerving in and out of my lane
    Coppers on my tail, I'm driving like I'm insane
    Old man in the street crossing slowly with his cane
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    Smash into a post, I jumped out of my car
    Hopped over a wall, running through someone's yard
    Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    Why do they fuck with me
    When I'm having fun?
    They get the bone
    Why do they fuck with me
    When I'm on the run
    They get the bone
    Why do they fuck with me
    Cause I ain't the one?
    They get the bo-o-o-o-one

    I busted out through the front doors and I booked down the block
    The neighbors joined the chase, someone's shooting a glock
    The mailman tried to stop me, but I picked up a rock
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    Police screech around the corners with they red and blue lights
    I threw some fucking nerdy off his ten-speed bike
    But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    I ran into a rest'raunt, busted into the kitchen
    Workers on my ass, and the cooks they was bitchin
    A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife, did I mention
    He got the bone?
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof
    Chopper busting shots at me and I ain't bullet proof
    I threw a rock up at the gunman, and blew out his tooth
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    Why do they fuck with me
    When I'm having fun?
    They get the bone
    Why do they fuck with me
    When I'm on the run
    They get the bone
    Why do they fuck with me
    Cause I ain't the one?
    They get the boooooone

    Cut through the parking lot I ran up into the mall
    Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers and all
    Throwing shoppers off the escalator, watching them fall
    They got the bone
    THEY GOT THE BONE!

    Absolute pandemonium all over the place
    Everybody dropped they shopping bags and joined in the chase
    Rent-a-cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    Stole his fucking golf cart and bust through the glass
    Side-swipe the manikin and cut across the grass
    Some fucking kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his ass
    He got the bone
    HE GOT THE BONE!

    Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke
    I'm surrounded by an army, quickly losing all hope
    I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke
    They got the bone
    THEY GOT THE BONE!

    Why do they fuck with me
    When I'm having fun?
    They get the bone
    Why do they fuck with me
    When I'm on the run
    They get the bone
    Why do they fuck with me
    Cause I ain't the one?
    They get the boooooone

    [Girl scout]
    Hello, mister!
    I hope you weren't sleeping?
    Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies

    [Deep-voiced man]
    Oh. Cookies, huh?
    That sounds really good right about now.
    What kind do you got?

    [Girl scout]
    Oh my gosh! You sound really scary!
    Why do you sound like that?

    [Deep-voiced man]
    What do you mean, sweetie?
    Do you have any s'mores(not sure about this word)?
    Or just them Thin Mints?

    [Girl scout]
    M-m-maybe I should go?
    You sound really weird and I'm scared!

    [Deep-voiced man]
    Wait! What about them Tag-Alongs?
    Can I at least get a box of them bad boys?
    Shit. What the fuck you wake me up for, then, bitch?
    Man!
     
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    "The Carousel"

    "The Carousel"


    Ladies and gentleman, gather around
    Prepare yourself for yet another story
    From the realm of the magnificent... Dark Carnival

    Have you ever heard about the old carnival tale?
    Some say it's all bullshit, some say it's for real
    It's about big carousel, merry go round
    Unlike any other on carnival grounds
    The lights are so bright and so many colors
    With horses and swines and so many others
    It's hard to resist for a child so young
    Some hear the music and follow the drum
    It only appears in the dead of the night
    Children become mesmerized at the sight
    One minute to there and they're bed sound asleep
    When they see it or hear it they all bound to creep
    Right up to their houses they're all drawn right up to it
    It's much too spectacular, they have to do it
    They stand right before it, like it's just a dream
    Cause it's the most beautiful sight that they've ever seen

    The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
    Spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
    Spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel spin around and round

    The children have gathered, they standin' around it
    It's never been here before they all astounded
    They wanna get on it, but is it for free?
    They don't see anyone collecting a fee
    How's gonna be the first to jump on the boarding
    Finally one kid does it and rest they hoarded
    Some jump on horses, some jump on elephants
    Some just relax and sit on a bench
    The kids all enjoyed the ride up and down
    All while the carousel spins around
    The lights and the music, it's all captivating
    Little do they know it's all devastating
    As the ride spins all the kids aboard cheer
    Nobody notices they've grown a year
    The children keep riding as time goes by
    They're aging in years on this mystical ride

    The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
    Spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
    Spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel spin around and round

    First of all the teenagers, they keep on spinning
    Then they're all young adults, all of 'em grinning
    They're blind to the fact they're aging in time
    Once little kids now they're all in their prime
    But they keep on riding it lights up the darkness
    Something so beautiful, trully so heartless
    And neighbours and parents all peacefully asleep
    While the carousel attracted their children like sheep
    Wild children they were now they're middle age to 'dults
    Still growing older, the carousels fault
    The merry go spins as the times go by
    The children are all so older, bout to die
    Finally the carousel slows its role
    To these elderly victims its taking its toll
    All of them exit and realised they're damaged
    It ends just like that, the carousel vanishes

    The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
    Spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel (shinin' so bright and they)
    Spin around and round
    The lights on the carousel spin around and round
     
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    "The Clowns Are Back"

    "The Clowns Are Back"


    Back to the big top
    Back to the crowd
    Back to the cannon blasts, we loud
    Back to the tightrope
    Back to the lions
    Back to the acrobatics flying
    Babies crying
    Spectators scared
    Ape boy, jugglas, lady with a beard
    First one to go
    Red mist hit the front row
    The clowns are back in town
    Hellooooooo!

    Oh!
    We back again
    It's happening
    We back in town
    So come on down

    We got yo ticket
    We got that killer candy
    And if you like it wicked
    This circus ain't like any

    Bang!
    Pow!
    Boom!

    Back to the Freek Show
    House of Mirrors
    Maze of Amazement
    Gone for years
    Back to the dunk tank
    Guess your size
    Back to the Serpent Lady's lies
    Tigers let loose into the crowd
    All appalling
    All so proud
    All affordable in surround sound
    Come one, come all, and get down
    Ladies and gentlemen, gather round
    The clowns are back in town!

    Oh!
    We back again
    It's happening
    We back in town
    So come on down

    We got yo ticket
    We got that killer candy
    And if you like it wicked
    This circus ain't like any

    Bang!
    Pow!
    Boom!

    T-t-th-the mesmerizing
    Hy-hy-hypmotizin
    Evo-evolving Dark Carnival
    I-i-i-is back in To-o-o-o-own
    W-w-w-way up that sloppy, loopy bi-itch ass of yours

    Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado
    The throat chokers, cut-throat jokers
    Juggalotus and you know this
    Most hated band on the planet
    So fresh they can't stand it
    Dark Carnival minions
    The Duke of the Wicked
    And the Southwest-side Stranglord himself
    Big Violent J, and Sugar Shaggy2Dope
    Wicked-wicky-wocked-wicky-wicked Clowns, bitch!

    Oh!
    We back again
    It's happening
    We back in town
    So come on down

    We got yo ticket
    We got that killer candy
    And if you like it wicked
    This circus ain't like any

    Sha-a-a-a-aggy Shaggs, Violent J, and Mike E. Clar-ar-ark!
    Psychopathic Records, bitch!

    Bang!
    Pow!
    Boom!

    A-a-a-a-a-a-all across yo sweet ass lips
    Motherfucke-e-e-e-e-e-e-er!
     
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    "The Dead One"

    "The Dead One"


    "You tried to stop me, remember?
    You tried to deface your own creation
    But I stopped you
    Did it hurt, did you feel pain?"

    [Violent J]
    Guess it all began when the bullet finally struck
    And I walked away harmless, it must of been good luck
    Or maybe I'm dead, I'm sorry but you're dead
    Maybe I outta go anyway

    [Violent J]
    Strange things have happened since this day accord
    A can hear a cold whisper in my every word
    It's telling me I'm dead, I'm sorry but you're dead (no)
    Maybe I outta go anyway

    [Violent J]
    I'm feeling so stiff as I walk out the house
    My tongue's so dry, think it's rotting in my mouth
    Oh, tell me am I dead? I'm sorry but you're dead ("it hurts")
    Life goes on for some
    My boys all stare at me I wonder what they think
    They don't blink and my teeth keep popping out I stink
    Oh, tell me am I dead? I'm sorry but you're dead
    I don't wanna die, maybe I outta go if I'm dead

    [Violent J]
    My soul is so heavy that it draws me to the floor
    I can hear these demons knocking at my door
    They're laughing at the dead, I'm sorry but you're dead (no)
    I don't wanna die, if you're dead, you're dead
    I don't wanna die...you're dead, not yet now...
    I don't wanna die...maybe I outta go
    You're dead...I'm not goin' now...
    I don't wanna die, maybe I outta go
    Not yet now...
    I don't wanna die...
    I'm dead...
    I don't wanna die...
    you're dead
    not yet
    you're dead...
    not yet

    i speak

    YOU'RE DEAD, BITCH HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
     
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    "The Dream"

    "The Dream"


    [Hook:]
    Sleep is like a curse
    Yeah I'm sleepin' on stranded in a dream
    Please don't leave me, I'm shrouded in the clouds
    On my nightmare, someone let me out
    I don't wanna die here
    [x2]

    Again a walk on a downward slope
    The sand is red, so hot it's hard to cope
    There's six suns above me, sweltering
    Millions of beetles fly, pelting me
    I'm not alone, there's others bounded to dead trees
    They have no mouths but their eyes, they cry "please"
    I stay in my path as it leads me to a cave
    Thank God, or he will bring me to my [?]
    To the mouth of the big red mountain
    The first thing I see is a gaint, blood fountain
    As the plasma flows I see a dog drinking from it
    The smell of death in the air makes me wanna vomit
    But I don't... I maintain to move ahead
    There's three ways to go and three leave me dead
    I'm on a trail in the middle and all I'm knowin'
    Is this tunnel is getting smaller or I'm growin?

    [Hook x2]

    I've come to an opening and sit to rest
    I know there's sight of leeches on my arms and chest
    I pull 'em off, look up and see a boy
    He tosses me a ball, I throw him back his toy
    He waves "come on!" and I think about it
    And reach yes, he turns around and starts walking
    I'm speechless, the back of his head is blown off
    Like a shotgun (bonk) and I'm like "what the fuck!?"
    I stick with him anyways as brains are falling out
    I wanna help the kid, I keep calling out
    And come to a gaint pit, it looks bottomless
    I'm right behind him like how we're getting out of this?
    He turns around facing me and like he's heartless
    He flips me off and falls back into the darkness
    And silently plummets, I back track some like
    Why I was following him anyway, I'm that dumb?

    [Hook x2]

    I finally found a way out, it's night time
    I can see the galaxy just looking at the skyline
    There's fireflies buzzing big as baseballs
    Serpents, snails and everything that crawls
    I can see a tree in the pale light of the moons glow
    The closer I get the more I make up to show
    Bodies, hanging by the neck - maybe twenty of them
    All with no palms or legs, man, so many of them
    Way up at the top, all over the bottom
    Plenty enough for who must have felled just rotten
    [?] got a name but I rather not know it
    Did people put the bodies there or did the tree grow 'em?
    Four moons in the sky sheet with wings
    I can see them walking on the planet sprains
    Where the fuck am I? I'm lost in my brain
    I'm being eaten by a snake when I'm hearing my name

    Joe wake up, wake up, you're having a nightmare
    Jeez, are you ok? God, don't sleep

    [Hook]
     
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    "The Great Show"

    "The Great Show"


    [Legs Diamond]
    We've got fun houses, murder-go-rounds,
    house of horrors and wax museums,
    Tunnels of loves, terror wheels, house of mirror, and killing fields
    [Violent J]
    Aaaawwwww shit bum biddy bum,
    I'm Violent J and I'll fuck your mom,
    And I'm leading this spectical into your town,
    We got magic and voodoo and WICKID CLOWNS!!!
    Most people don't like these juggalos,
    You can take these nuts and juggle thoes,
    If your scared sleep with ur parents under the covers,
    I'll hacksaw duggon you motherfuckers,
    We got bitched with bearded faces,
    Hunchback acrobatic mental cases,
    Serial nursing psychopathic,
    And little red men with hatchets CHOP!!!
    In Detroit we do t blood or crip,
    But that don't mean I won't bitch sneak that lip,
    We got clown love people love down since birth,
    Welcome to the greatest show in earth
    [Chorus x2]
    Everyone come see the greatest show
    Go tell everybody that you know
    So came and be down with the clown
    The magical dark carnivals in town
    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    I'm Shaggy 2 Dope and I don't give fucks,
    I out out lady's out in front of Mac trucks,
    I'll pick your daughter up whenever I need,
    Drop her off in the morning smelling like weed,
    Fuck gene Simmons and his drunk ass clique,
    And every other rock band that stole my shit,
    Jess real juggalos with the dead we dance,
    And I'll kick your add they your lether pants,
    M a wizard I throw wicked hexes,
    Nd make your but sack bigger than Texas,
    And as you cry at how fragile it gets,
    I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch,
    I'm a circus sideshow faygo boozer,
    Fuck video shows and lalapalooza,
    We come from a world found under the dirt,
    To bring you the greatest show on earth,
    [Chorus]
    Everyone come see the greatest show, gather up all juggalos and roll [4x]
    [Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope)]
    Legs diamond strokes on a chosen chord,
    Mike Clark puts it all thru his quigi board,
    Me and shaggy recite the forbidden passage,
    To tell you they comin for your bitch asses,
    (How can you tell that they out to get cha?,
    Look in the mirror see a clown there with ya,
    First you see em next second he's gone,
    That can only mean that it won't be long)
    We pompon in still keepin it real,
    I put triple gold Daytons on Ferris wheels,
    Strap my carpet up to em and roll,
    You can tell I'm comin cuz I shakes the floo,
    (Tell your bitch ass mama she can suck my dick,
    If she got some kinda problem with my shit,
    It him can stop is nothin in this earth,
    You all witness the greatest show on earth)
    [Chorus until the end]
     
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    "The Joker's Wild"

    "The Joker's Wild"


    "Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one
    game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about
    tonight's contestants."

    "Hey, motherfuckers
    Get ready for the killer show of this bitch
    We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck
    So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"

    [Violent J]
    Woohoo!
    Everybody smile
    Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?)
    It's the game show host with the most (Violent J)
    And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
    Cop copper, it's been a long while
    Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
    Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel
    But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin wheel
    Looks good, nice try
    Now let's see just how ya gonna die?
    Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
    He just pounds nails in your forehead
    The pig got lucky that time
    But let's take a look who's next down the line
    Oh, the 43rd District judge
    Hey pal, remember me
    You threw me in jail
    Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
    The clicker's landed, let me check
    The Jokey, hey it ain't bad at all
    We just cut your face off and slap your skull
    Who's next for the games and fun?
    Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
    The redneck that sicked his dog on me
    Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
    Spin around and around it goes
    Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
    Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
    Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

    "Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?"
    "Jeffrey Dahmer."
    "No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?"

    "Aww, shit, motherfuckers
    Get ready for round two of this bitch
    So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped
    Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"

    [Violent J]
    You like big money and prizes, don't ya
    You'd probably kill for a big prize, won't ya
    Ya little bitch, it's your turn to spin
    Free money, now spin again
    Oh goody, the unzip your drawers
    I'm finna clip this chain on your balls
    Raise ya upside down for the bang bada
    Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!)
    The audience loves that shit
    Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits
    Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah
    We got guts on the camera

    "The Joker's Wild is brought to you by...Faygo
    EVERYBODY SING!!"
    "Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a
    Faygo"

    [Violent J]
    Welcome back to the Carnival Show
    Here's your chance for the big money cash flow
    Hit your buzzer, pull your lever
    Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head
    Pick a door, one, two, or three
    It's the same behind every door, me
    There's no escape, now gimme that bald head
    The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead
    At home they just watching your doom
    We broadcast from hell to your living room
    I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style
    Anything goes on the Joker's Wild

    "It's time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your
    mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss....
    HE HIT! What's next?"

    "We got money, we got cash, we got prizes
    We got blood, we got guts
    We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild"

    [Violent J]
    I got my yellow suit and my purple tie
    Somebody's gonna die, oh my
    It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor
    Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen
    Window, see he died and he went to hell though
    We meet again, I got my own game show
    Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around
    BONUS ROUND!
    Oh shit, the end of the game
    Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang
    You gotta chance for money and prizes
    You gotta chance at death, too hahah
    So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast
    Your chance for freedom at last
    Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?
    "Uh, I think so", load the gat

    "The governer?"
    "Eats butt."
    "Yes. The square root of two?"
    "Uhhh..."
    "Correct. Nutsacs don't belong in?"
    "Butt cracks"
    "Right. Richboys eat?"
    "Caviar."
    "No, the correct answer's bullets." [gunshots]

    "Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks
    See ya later, goodbye"

    "That's it, go home (aww!)"
     

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