Sparks

[fox69]

"Wacky Women"

"Wacky Women"



Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women

Hello, everybody, this is Russel
Right before I sing I'm gonna make a muscle
Now that's out of my system
Here's some M=FCnchen wisdom

They're cool and they know it
Don't drool or you'll blow it

Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women

All they like is sex and sitcoms
Try to suave, they'll kick you in the bonbons
Medic, Medic, Medic, Medic
There goes my athletics
I'm bananas over
I'm bananas over

Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women

Order in the court and here's the charges
Under the influence of Wacky Women
How do you plead, quit making muscles
"Guilty, Guilty"

Have mercy you honor
Show compassion you honor
My feelings are genuine
Don't take me away from them
Don't take me away from them
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women

 

[fox69]

"Waterproof"

"Waterproof"



The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me

Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving,
The rain runs down to the sea
But I'm indifferent, for me it's different,
It's all Bahamas to me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won't slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won't bring me down
The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won't slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won't bring me down, bring me down

Completely dry
Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky
The mothers just sigh
Send children inside
Hey, mama, you lied

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won't slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won't bring me down
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won't slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won't bring me down
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me

I see you crying but I'm not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry
It's misdirected, your voice inflected
For maximum sympathy

Niagara Falls,
Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds
They're all agreed, impressive indeed
Till the Falls stall before me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me
The rain just falls off of me,
The tears just fall off of me,
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won't slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won't bring me down

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won't slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won't bring me down
Bring me down

 

[fox69]

"What Are All These Bands So Angry About?"

"What Are All These Bands So Angry About?"



Hey everybody, what do you say
Someone's stolen our spotlight, Ray
Hey everybody, what do you say
What are all these bands so angry about?

Hey everybody, what do you know
Something's stolen our thunder, Joe
Hey everybody, what do you know
What are all these bands so angry about?

Hey everybody, what do you know
Something's stolen our thunder, Joe
Hey everybody, what do you know
What are all these bands so angry about?

Hey everybody, what can we do?
Crank it up just a notch or two?
Hey, everybody, what can we do?
What are all these bands so angry about?

Hey everybody, they called our bluff
Our profane ain't profane enough
Hey everybody, they called our bluff
What are all these bands so angry about?

Hey everybody what do you say
Someone's bounced us from center stage

Some might have done it, but not today
Beethoven, Coltrane, or Lady Day
Some might have done it, but not today
What with all these things besieging us now

Some might have done it, broken on through
Wagner, Tatum, or Howlin' Wolf
Some might have done what we'll never do
What are all these bands so angry about?

Hey everybody, what do you know
Something's stolen our thunder, Joe
Hey everybody, what do you know
What are all these bands so angry about?

 

[fox69]

"When Do I Get To Sing "My Way""

"When Do I Get To Sing "My Way""


No, no use in lecturing them, or in threatening them
They will just say "who are you"
Is that a question or not, and you see that the plot
Is predictable, not new
But you're still stunned at the things you will do

No, no use in taking their time or in wasting two dimes
On a call to God knows who
When all you feel is the rain and it's hard to be vain
When no person looks at you
So just be gracious and wait in the queue

[CHORUS:]
So when do I get to sing "My Way"
When do I get to feel like Sinatra felt
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In heaven or hell
When do I get to do it my way
When do I get to feel like Sid Vicious felt
When do I get to sing "My Way"
In heaven or hell

Yes, it's a tradition they say, like a bright Christmas Day
And traditions must go on
And though I say, yes I see, no I really don't see
Is my smiley face still on?
Sign your name with an X, mow the lawn

They'll introduce me, "Hello, hello"
Women seduce me and champagne flows
Then the lights go low
There's only one song I know

[CHORUS]

There, this home which once was serene, now is home to the screams
And to flying plates and shoes
But I have no souvenirs of these crackerjack years
Not a moment I could choose
And not one offer that I could refuse

[CHORUS]

 

[fox69]

"When I'm With You"

"When I'm With You"


When I'm with you
I never have a problem when I'm with you
I'm really well-adjusted when I'm with you, with you, with you
When I'm with you

When I'm with you
I lose a lot of sleep when I'm with you
I meet a lot of people when I'm with you, with you, with you
When I'm with you

It's the break on the song
When I should say something special
But the pressure is on and I can't make up nothing special
Not when I'm with you

When I'm with you
I never feel like garbage when I'm with you
I almost feel normal when I'm with you, with you, with you
When I'm with you

When I'm with you
I'm always hot and bothered when I'm with you
I always need a shower when I'm with you, with you, with you
When I'm with you

It's the break on the song
When I should say something special
But the pressure is on and I can't make up nothing special
Not when I'm with you

When I'm with you
I never need a mirror when I'm with you
I don't care what I look like when I'm with you, with you, with you
When I'm with you

[REPEAT]

 

[fox69]

"Where's My Girl"

"Where's My Girl"


(Where's my girl, who stole my girl)

Where's my girl, who stole my girl
Where's my girl, who stole my girl, tell me
where can she be
Well, here's a plea to you listeners everywhere
Help me to find my baby
She's incredible, keep your hands off of her
Keep off, keep off, keep off

Where's my girl, who stole my girl
Where's my girl, who stole my girl, tell me where can she be
Well, here's a photo a couple of years ago
She is quite a bit better
She is better, and out of my life and it's too bad, too bad, it's too bad that...

She's been seen with Belmondo
Eating snails in some bistro
Seen in London and seen in Spain
Seen in L.A. with the Dodger team
Seen in Tokyo with Mifune
Having sushi and hot sake
Calm down, calm down, calm down

Where's my girl, I'm calmer now
Where's my girl, I want her now
A joke's a joke, I want her now
Where's my girl, who stole my girl

Well, no one has any principles nowadays
No one has any principles
No one has any principles nowadays
No one, no one

Well, no one has that integrity nowadays
No one has that integrity
No one has that integrity nowadays
No one, no one

Never will I look at another girl
Never will I look
Never will I look at another girl
Hey wait, hey wait
Here she is

 

[fox69]

"Whippings And Apologies"

"Whippings And Apologies"



Whippings and apologies

Over and over they did it to her when she disagreed

Whippings and apologies

Over and over and over and over
You know it's not right

For she has holy water running through her veins
And now it's me that she hates, it's me that she hates

 

[fox69]

"White Women"

"White Women"



What's good enough for Adam
Is good enough for me
I'm awfully glad we got 'em
They're easy to see (as long as they're)
White women everywhere
There's always a replacement, anytime,
anywhere

They walk without a swagger
Their power's on the wane
But something deep within me
Cries out all the same (it's gotta be)
White women everyday
To me it doesn't matter that their
skin's passe

As long as they're white
As long as they're white
As long as they're white from head to toe
As long as they're white
As long as they're white
As long as they're white I'll have a go
White women, everywhere

The places that I'm cruising
The places that I stay
Are filled with Anglo-Saxons
And I get my way
White women, everyday
You can see'em blush, at least by
light of day

I've tried most every package
From Peking to Berdoo
I'm sticking with a brand name
I'm sticking with you
Because you're a white woman, so
very fair

Because you're a white woman, so very fair

 

[fox69]

"Who Don't Like Kids"

"Who Don't Like Kids"


You got a cigar, here's a couple more because the offspring
Are springing through swinging doors into a world
of "Ain't he cute, he looks a lot like his father" and

Here comes another
Of that proof that I'm not just a vegetable, the little
Proof that I'm more than a mineral, the little
Proof that I'm just like the next guy, whoever he may be

Who don't like kids, who don't like kids

Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around

And your bit and my bit'll do their dance to body rumblings
And tumblings and rote romance and all the while
I'm thinking, deeply thinking, hey what's it gonna be
Sod or celebrity

(Boy or girl)
(Boy or girl)
Oh well its off to work
And so long baby, kiss 'em goodbye for me

Who don't like kids, who don't like kids

Crawl, walk, running around
Living proof that I'm really sound
They'll ensure I'm always around
There's more in the wings shall we bring them on or
Shall we just sit and talk 'til the early morning and
Recite sweet nothings (sweet, sweet nothings)
In everybody's ear

Who don't like kids, [etc.]

 

[fox69]

"With All My Might"

"With All My Might"


The mountains may crumble
And cover the road to you
But I'll fight to break on through
With all my might

The ocean may rise up
And wash you away from me
But I'll bring you back, you see
With all my might

With all my might I'll fight the dragons
That hang around you night and day
And when I see your spirit's sagging
I'll hype you up in my own way

The noise of my heartbeat
May cover the words I say
But I'll scream and have my say
With all my might

With all my might I'll fight the dragons
That hang around you night and day
And when I see your spirit's sagging
I'll hype you up in my own way

But you're independent
And maybe you'll leave someday
I'll try to say that's okay
With all my might

The perfect invention
Is something that keeps you here
And I aim to keep you here
With all my might

I know that it's shaky
I hope I'm not history
I want you to stay with me
With all my might