Robbie Williams

[fox69]

"We're The Pet Shop Boys"

"We're The Pet Shop Boys"


[My Robot Friend cover]

Suburbia's a slipstream
To a memory
Of a time when you were
Close to me
I pretend
I'm there again
I close my eyes and see you
Better than before
Then I feel you touch me
And it's 1984
I know what you will say
Before you start
In my heart

We're the Pet Shop Boys
We're the Pet Shop Boys

Every thought's a fashion
Or a crime
And every boy is just
A waste of time
But I pretend
It was different then
Maybe it's a habit
Maybe it's a sin
But I find out
When I try it on
It crawls beneath my skin
Once it gets inside me
It won't go
Now I know

We're the Pet Shop Boys
We're the Pet Shop Boys

Rent
Shopping
Being boring
It's alright
It's a sin
I'm not scared
In denial
I want a dog
I want a lover
Can you forgive her?
Do I have to?
What have I? What have I?
What have I done to deserve this?

We're the Pet Shop Boys
We're the Pet Shop Boys

 

[fox69]

"Wedding Bells"

"Wedding Bells"


Just like the night before Pompeii blows
Nobody really knows where my Rose Marie goes
My friends all think I'm mad and
she makes my dad sad
And he married my mother so

I'll be imagining
Wedding bells
Fairy tales
Carousels
I'm just imagining open doors
Overtures for son-in-laws

And if you want this dream to start then just
open up your broken heart, start imagining
Wedding bells
Fairy tales
And me

She went out Friday
Came in Monday night
She must have left the keys in
somebody else's car
And oh no one completes me more than she
and until she gets home I'll be

I'll be imagining
Wedding bells
Fairy tales
Carousels
I'll be imagining open doors
Overtures for son-in-laws

And if you want this dream to start then just
open up your broken heart, start imagining
Wedding bells
Fairy tales
And me

Oh the comfort of being with the one you
desire for life
Oh the comfort of knowing one day she
will be my bride
And oh no one completes me, more than she
And now til she gets home I'll be

I'll be imagining
Wedding bells
Fairy tales
Carousels
I'll be imagining open doors
Overtures for son-in-laws

And if you want this dream to start then just
open up your broken heart, start imagining
Wedding bells
Fairy tales
And me

 

[fox69]

"Well Did You Evah"
(feat. Jon Lovitz)

"Well Did You Evah"
(feat. Jon Lovitz)



ROBBIE:
I have heard among this clan
You are called a forgotten man

JON:
Is that what they're sayin'?
Well, did you evah!
What a swell party this is!

ROBBIE:
And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl, unrequited love?

JON:
Sounds like pure soap opera

ROBBIE:
I may cry

JON:
Tune in tomorrow

JON:
What a swell party this is
What frills, what frocks

ROBBIE:
What broads

JON:
What furs, what rocks

ROBBIE:
They're beautiful

JON:
Why, I've never seen such gaiety

ROBBIE:
Neither did I!

JON:
It's all just too, too exquis, really

ROBBIE:
This French champagne

JON:
Domestic

ROBBIE and JON:
So good for the brain

ROBBIE:
That's what I was gonna say!

JON:
You know you're a brilliant fellow?

ROBBIE:
Thank you

JON:
Drink up, chap.
Ah, please don't eat that glass, my friend.
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche.

ROBBIE:
No!

JON:
Don't worry.
She's a game girl, you know.
Got up and finished fourth.

ROBBIE:
This kid's got guts.

JON:
Havin' a nice time?
Grab a line

ROBBIE:
Have you heard that Mimsy Starr

JON:
Oh, what now?

ROBBIE:
She got pinched in the Astor bar

JON:
Sauced again, hey?

ROBBIE:
She was stoned!

JON:
Well, did you evah?

ROBBIE:
Never!

ROBBIE and JON:
What a swell party this is!
JON:
Hey, check out that dress?
ROBBIE:
Yeah, it's a lovely dress. You think I can talk her out of it?

ROBBIE:
It's great

JON:
Ah, it's great

ROBBIE:
It's grand

JON:
So grand

JON and ROBBIE:
It's wonderland!

JON:
We sing

ROBBIE:
We sing

JON:
So rare

ROBBIE
So rare

JON and ROBBIE:
Like old Camembert
Like baba au rhum

JON:
Ba, ba, ba bum!

ROBBIE:
Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum!

JON and ROBBIE:
Have you heard?
It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, a swell party, a swellegant, elegant party this is!

JON:
I drink to your health

ROBBIE:
Nah! Let's drink to your wealth

JON:
You're my bon ami

ROBBIE:
Hey, that's French!

JON:
Liberty

JON and ROBBIE:
Fraternity
Have you heard?
It's in the stars
Next July, we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party, swell party, swellegant, elegant party this is!

 

[fox69]

"Where There's Muck"

"Where There's Muck"


Oh I could tell you
Please try and understand
'Bout this ship left unmanned out at sea
The laughter there is canned
Cause the jokes are secondhand
God forbid, I didn't plan this mutiny.

Before the boat's a wreck
Send a dove to land on deck
Cause the noose around my neck is killing me.

The anger makes me boil
The mistakes I make are royal
There's a sadness in the silent part of me.

Where there's muck
There's brass
Kiss my ass
Where there's muck
There's brass
Kiss my ass

I'm not asking you
I'm telling you
Kiss my ass

Don't tell me the truth
I know I've been uncouth
Well my breath's a hundred proof, I cannot breathe.

Callin' ship to shore
Dunno what all the fuss is for
Save the women and the children after me.

Before the boat's a wreck
Send a dove to land on deck
Cause the noose around my neck is killing me.

The anger makes me boil
The mistakes I make are royal
There's a sadness in the silent part of me.

Where there's muck
There's brass
Kiss my ass
Where there's muck
There's brass
Kiss my ass

I'm not asking you
I'm telling you
Kiss my ass
My ass

Would've been loved
Should've been loved
Could've been loved...

Could've been loved.

 

[fox69]

"Win Some Lose Some"

"Win Some Lose Some"


We didn't think it'd last beyond summer
I met her father she met my mother
We didn't have anywhere else to go
She said to me when we grow older
Will we still need young love on
Our shoulders
Does it just fade away
Will we ever know?

She touched my face and called me
Her lover
I never thought that I'd need another

Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some

I didn't know what we had found
Just caught the bus and rode it to town
She wouldn't notice anything else but me

Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some

Dancing at discos
And moaning at phone bills
Torremolinos and sun burnt in high heels
Swap it and sell it
And drop it and smell it
All those years ago

She touched my face and called me
Her lover
I never thought that I'd need another

Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some

Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some

Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some
Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some
Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some
Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some

Win some

 

[fox69]

"You Got Old"
(with Jonathan Wilkes)

"You Got Old"
(with Jonathan Wilkes)



[Both:]
Old, old, you got old

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Spell it!

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up [Robbie laughs]

[Robbie:]
Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
You old git!

[Robbie Williams:]
Made distingush smelling divine

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
Really?

[Jonathan:]
You need and eye in to get rid of those lines

[Robbie:]
Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot

[Jonathan:]
The bossa novar is out of your league

[Robbie (Spoken):]
The bossiv what?

[Jonathan:]
Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue

[Robbie:]
Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed

[Both:]
'Cause you got old!

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
Come on Grandad, keep up

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Oh, I don't think I can!

[Robbie:]
I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids

[Jonathan:]
That shipped has sailed

[Robbie:]
I'm only express and you're on the scales

[Jonathan:]
That train had derailed

[Robbie:]
I'm on the brink of something bigger than big

[Jonathan:]
Like one epic fail

[Both:]
Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, your celevating

[Jonathan:]
You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk [Robbie laughs]

[Robbie:]
Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk

[Both:]
Just keep your clothes on since everything shrunk
Cause you got old

[Jonathan:]
I meant to ask you did it come in the mail?

[Robbie (Spoken):]
What?

[Jonathan:]
Your telegram from the Queen

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Novalex

[Robbie:]
Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc

[Jonathan:]
Then I'll tell you the truth
But you forgettin'

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Ahh..

[Jonathan:]
The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar

[Robbie:]
You're going somewhere, but not going far

[Both:]
Reach for the oxygen and best take a car
Cause you got old

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Right then, let me give this a try

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
Go on then, off ya go

[Robbie:]
Y O U O L G G W A T I
Don't wanna tell you now this sortive thing [Jonathan laughs]

[Instrumental Break]

[Robbie:]
I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth

[Jonathan:]
Now, you're going grey at the gooth

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Yes, distal def

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
Whatever

[Robbie:]
And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
Hey, you think?

[Robbie:]
Hypothermic

[Jonathan:]
If you still got it, then I need a shrink

[Robbie:]
You solve the mystery of the one missing link

[Both:]
You brush your hair and find it all in the sink
Cause you...
Got...
Old...

We got old

We got old

We got old

[Jonathan (Spoken):]
Ah I don't feel very good

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Oh keep going you fool! [Jonathan laughs]

 

[fox69]

"Your Gay Friend"

"Your Gay Friend"


Woohoo!

Hey hey here comes no-one
Another friend to have a go on
And she asks me do I miss her when shes gone
And I reply as much as I miss anyone

Oh! Woohoo
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
Theres a space between us
So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us

Hey lord forgive us if we're wrong
Make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a hallmark card
She asks me how I'm feeling well
I don't want to think that hard

Oh! Woohoo!
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
Theres a space between us
Jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us

It's the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well if God is in, the details
Thank God that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You're my friend again
My gay friend

Oh! Woohoo! Erhh
So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us
And I'll be your gay friend
As your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
Oh! Woohoo!