Parry Gripp

[fox69]

"Weasel Riding On A Bird"
(with Nathan Mazur)

"Weasel Riding On A Bird"
(with Nathan Mazur)



Weasel riding on a bird
Escaping to freedom
Weasel riding on a bird
Sailing through the sky
Much better than a frog riding on snake
That’s super boring
But a weasel riding on a bird
That’s pretty cool

You know I’m gonna have to disagree here,
I think that the frog on the snake is actually a little cooler

What?!? The weasel’s actually flying... in the air! The frog is just floating there. That’s stupid!

I don’t know, that bird looks pretty freaked out to me

What?!?! No! Look at his beak. He’s smiling!

Uhhhh… I’m going with the frog
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog!
Weasel! Frog! Weasel! Frog! Arrrgghhhh!

Weasel riding on a bird
Escaping to freedom (Yeah!)
Weasel riding on a bird
Sailing through the sky
Much better than a frog riding on snake (So true!)
That’s super boring (In your face)
Weasel riding on a bird
That’s pretty cool

And the singing guy agrees… Weasel!

Uhhhh… I’m going with the frog

 

[fox69]

"Why Do I Always Get In The Wrong Line At The Grocery Store?"

"Why Do I Always Get In The Wrong Line At The Grocery Store?"



Why do I always get in the wrong line at the grocery store?
She told me "Better take your Vitamin C at the grocery store"
Don't it tear a whole in your heart when you take a look in that cart?
Why do I always get in the wrong line at the grocery store?

 

[fox69]

"Wiener Dog Riding A Skateboard"

"Wiener Dog Riding A Skateboard"



Wiener dog, wiener dog
How did you get so long?
Wiener dog, wiener dog
Come listen to my song
Wiener dog, wiener dog
It's you that I adore
How I love you, wiener dog
Riding on your skateboard
How I love you, wiener dog
Riding on your skateboard

 

[fox69]

"You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here"

"You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here"




Well you ain't never drank no soda like this one here
No not in a million years
And you ain't never tasted no flavor like a doo-wocka-doodly-doo
No not in your wildest fantasy
Well you better walk down to the grocery store
and look around the place
If the clerk don't have this soda you better punch him in the face
Oh
You ain't never drank no soda like this one here
No not in a million years
No no not never like this one here

 

[fox69]

"You Can't Sleep"

"You Can't Sleep"



So tired, but you can't sleep
You've been trying, but you just can't go
Lines are open, but there's no hope
Conversation, but there's no win
(Order now, lost 200 pounds, you could do it too)
So tired, but you can't sleep

 

[fox69]

"You Need A Beer"

"You Need A Beer"



Ba-ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, you need a beer!
Ba-ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, you need a beer!

The bossman's always on your case
Your husband or wife is in your face
The kids are screamin' or your folks are naggin'
The burgers need flippin' or the groceries need baggin'
Yeah!

Ba-ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, you need a beer!
Ba-ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, you need a beer!
Ba-ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, you need a beer!
Ba-ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, you need a beer!

 

[fox69]

"You Need Our Cold Medicine"

"You Need Our Cold Medicine"



Restless, you keep on turning, you keep on tossing all night long
You can't sleep, you keep on coughing, you can't stop sneezing
All night long
This can't go on, reach out for help
You're gonna be sleeping, you're gonna be resting
You're gonna be dreaming all night long

 

[fox69]

"You Smell Good"

"You Smell Good"


You smell good
Like a magazine
You smell good (oh, advertisements)
Like a soda machine
You know you smell really good
Like Halloween
You smell good (gimme that candy!) woah-woah-woah-whoa

You smell good
Like a dryer sheet (oh, wrinkle free)
You smell good
Like some Vitamin C (See, I told ya, see)
You smell really good
Like a maitre-de
You smell good woah-woah-woah-whoa

You smell like Pumpkin Pie
Not like Some Sweaty Guy in the Gym (ew!) Whoa!
- "I guess I could go to the gym, or I could wash two shirts."
- "Sometimes I just like to stick my head up the dryer vent for
an hour."
- "Hahaha it's so good."

You smell good.
Like a candy bar.
You smell good.
Like a rental car.
You know you smell really good
Like a cookie jar
You smell good woah-woah-woah-whoa

You smell good
Like some frying dough
You smell good
Like a boat show
You smell really good
Like Hoops & Yoyo (Yeah! We smell good!)
Woah-woah-woah-whoa

You don't smell like a bathroom door
More like some fancy store at the mall (Hallmark Store?) Oh, Yeah.

- "Take a whiff!" [x3]
- "Suck it in, People!"

You smell good woah-woah-woah-whoa [x2]
You know you smell really good (no, you smell good)
You smell good woah-woah-woah-whoa
You smell good [x2]
You smell really good
You smell good [x8]

- "You smell like that little pouch of a towel you get
when you buy fried chicken."

 

[fox69]

"You're A Monkey"

"You're A Monkey"



You're a monkey
You swing from a vine
You're a monkey
Say, now you're looking fine
You're a monkey
You're a fun lovin' fellow
You're a monkey
Your banana is yellow

You're a monkey
Like a hairy little man
You're a monkey
You've got a thumb on your hand
You're a monkey
Lift it up in the tree
You've got a tail on your bottom and it's ticklin' me!

You're a monkey (Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)
You're a monkey (Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)
You're a monkey (Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)
Awww, monkey

 

[fox69]

"You're A Turkey"

"You're A Turkey"



You're a turkey
And I'm in love with you
Gobble, gobble
That's the thing that you do
You're a turkey
You can't even fly
You're a turkey
Why would you even try?

You're a turkey
And I'm in love with you
Gobble, gobble
That's the thing that you do
You're a turkey
You can't even fly
You're a turkey
Why would you even try?

Draw a line
Around your hand
Add some feathers
A beak and an eye
Take a good look
There you are
All right!

You're a turkey and I'm in love with you
You're a turkey and I'm in love with you
You're a turkey and I'm in love with you
You're a turkey and I'm in love with you