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[fox69]

"First Call"

"First Call"



All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can’t find anything to drink
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
So I’m headed down the street to first call
Me and the Bads were staying up late
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
So I said it’s only four short blocks to first call
Not a walk of shame it’s a walk of pride
Peoples goin’ to work while we’re getting cockeyed
The sun’s coming up and the drinks are goin’ down
So shut the fuck up and I’ll get the next round

6am, we’ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We’ll stop the sweats and the shakes
We’re gonna eat pickled egg
We’re gonna see Toby Jeg
We’re not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun

It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold
And everyone around me’s over 60 years old
But we’re gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other and nothing better to do
Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
A fat drunk jew starts singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three

6am, we’ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We’ll stop the sweats and the shakes
We’re gonna eat pickled egg
We’re gonna hang with Dave Gregg
We’re not gonna let sun light help decide when we’re done

All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can’t find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
So I’m gonna be the very first one at first call.

 

[fox69]

"Five Feet Under"

"Five Feet Under"



5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave
Would you look at him I think he's lost it
I don't think that he can be saved

He's got a downpayment on his tombstone
He's not alone his whole life has been out
On a limb. just look at him, watch
Him get smashed and race bikes so fast
Just don't laugh, what will it say on his epitaph
Here he lies may he rest in peace
Hung on to life by the skin of his teeth
Pushing his luck thru the bottle he drinks

He's got a date with his maker and he
Doesn't want to be late and make no mistake
He's a good friend so why might his life
Have to end, my friend I don't want to
See you dead

I don't want to see him dead!
I don't want to see him dead!
I don't want to see him dead!

 

[fox69]

"Fleas"

"Fleas"



My father used to say
You sleep with dogs the next day
You'll wake in the bed scratching
Those inevitable fleas
At ten years old
You listen to what you are told
But I never felt the itch
I never would
My mother had forbidden me
To waste away my life
I want you to have all the things I could never buy you
So don't stop what I'd begun
You're my one, my only son
Follow what I say not what I've done
Follow what I say not what I've done
Shower, scrub, and shave
Cleanly boys don't misbehave
Follow what I say not what I've done

 

[fox69]

"Food, Sex & Ewe"

"Food, Sex & Ewe"



I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
I'd rather watch 10 hours of tv
But since I can't I'll think of food
I'll think of sex
I'll think of music
And I'll think of you

I'd rather have a cold one by the sea
I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me
But since I'm here and you're so far away
I'll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox
As I pass the day, hey
I'd rather not spend my whole night driving
I'd rather not be on so much caffeine
But since you're in bed and I'm sleeping on some floor
I'll think of you and I'll wish that I was home

 

[fox69]

"Forming"
(originally by The Germs)

"Forming"
(originally by The Germs)



Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I am bigger than Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I'm bigger than Mr. Prez in his big white house Listen he sez we're coming out Infiltration, we're numbing your minds Concentration, we've done time Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I am bigger than Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I'm bigger and never step down.

 

[fox69]

"Franco Un-American"

"Franco Un-American"



I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small
Never thought about the problems of this planet at all
Global warming, radio-active sites
Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

Why think of all the bad things when life is so good?
Why help with an 'am' when there's always a 'could'?
Let the whales worry about the poisons in the sea
Outside of California, it's foreign policy

I don't want changes, I have no reactions
Your dilemmas are my distractions

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco, Franco Un-American

I never looked around, never second-guessed
Then I read some Howard Zinn now I'm always depressed
And now I can't sleep from years of apathy
All because I read a little Noam Chomsky

I'm eating vegetation, 'cause of Fast Food Nation
I'm wearing uncomfortable shoes 'cause of globalization
I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth

I see no world peace 'cause of zealous armed forces
I eat no breath-mints 'cause they're from de-hoofed horses
Now I can't believe; what an absolute failure
The president's laughing 'cause we voted for Nader

That's no way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
No way to go, Franco Un-American
Where can we go, Franco Un-American

I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another "I-don't-care"-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American

 

[fox69]

"Freedom Lika Shopping Cart"

"Freedom Lika Shopping Cart"



A Christian, an anarchist slash prostitute
Figures out the true meaning of freedom
Not freedom like America
Freedom like a shopping cart

Kick back, no tense
You got a bag of grub it cost you about 50 cents
No fear, no fuckin' feats
Malt liquor tastes much better on the streets

Crusting, a way of life for heroines
And heroes who hitchhike the road to Eden
Not Eden like the garden state
Eden like the state of mind

Kick back, cheap thrills
You'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills you
The bridge you took it out
The ticket takers suddenly lost count

Sleeping under rays
Your teeth crumbling away
Say goodbye
To all responsibility, you never wanted it, man

Wasting
Time
Whenever you get the chance
Which happens to be all the time

Kick back, free meals
A couple of times a day you make a couple of shady deals
No work, no fucking pay
Cardboard condominium by the bay

You're between the red and black
You're never goin' back
Say goodbye
to all responsibility, you never wanted it, man

 

[fox69]

"Freedumb"

"Freedumb"



Don't even try to tell us,
What we can and cannot say.
Profanity's a tool that,
You cannot take away.
Is freedom of expression,
Just a load of shit?
Just another farce in
American politics.

 

[fox69]

"Fuck Da Kids"

"Fuck Da Kids"


fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids. fuck the kids! fuck the kids! fuck the kids!

 

[fox69]

"Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)"

"Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)"



Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck
Fun things to fuck

Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
Fuck fans of blink 182
That's illegal if you were born in '83
yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!