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"Release The Hostages"

"Release The Hostages"



Stop! Have a beer it's on me
Has anyone ever told you
That you look like a star
Gonna sit at the bar
So I drink, cause it makes me
Happier than being alone.
My good friend, Johnny Walker
Keeps me warm like a cunt

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not,
A reason not to die
Death to Mr. Right
Cause that's not me

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not,
A reason not to die
So I say death to Mr. Right
He makes me sad, yeah yeah yeah
 
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"Remnants"

"Remnants"



Wasting your life on the sidewalk
When you can be out on the street dodging cars
As they go by the wind goes right through you

Life on the edge of a razor
Never knowing when you're to fall
Sure as hell beats never gambling at all

Life's too short to just barely exist
Wide spread mediocracy
Will suck you up, resist
Another number on a list

I don't want it, you can have it
You can try but you won't make me
Feel the things you feel
I'll take my chances 'til I find a better deal
I'll take my chances along with all the rest

The snail goes over the razor blade
The suicide squad of lemmings parade
To their kingdom where they've made their reservation

I have no reservation
I don't think my seat's been saved
I'll take my chances here, right
 
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"Ronnie & Mags"

"Ronnie & Mags"



Gonna send those welfare bombs right back to work
Gonna start a war before 84
Start a dirty war in El Salvador
Gonna start a war before 84
Gonna back the Contras and apartheid
Gonna start a war before 84
Then I'll win the election by a landslide

Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Let’s get together build a neutron bomb
(Ronnie and Mags)
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let’s go to Grenada gonna fly our flags

Could a private Dodge shut down some mines
Gonna start a war before 84
Gonna back Khmer Rouge and apartheid
Gonna start a war before 84
Feed a slice of cake to Bobby Sands
Gonna start a war before 84
Spend a holiday in the Falklands

(Maggie and Ron)
Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Gonna get the hostages from Iran
(Ronnie and Mags)
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let’s go to Grenada and the Falklands

Don’t stop

Ronnie and Mags, Denis and Mags
We know exactly who is wearing the pants
(Maggie and Ron)
Denis and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Let’s have a force and build a neutron bomb
 
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"S&M Airlines"

"S&M Airlines"



I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
S&M Airlines
 
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"Safe Words"

"Safe Words"



Asparagus
Sacramento
Kung fu
Sondheim

You need a safe word 'cause you never know when
Someone might do things that you're not ok with
A signal's needed to define your limit
Get out of almost any situation

Gorilla biscuits
Sarah palin
Rooney
Grandpa

You've gotta get yourself a word to use when
You don't think you can take the pain anymore
Or you're freaked out because you're suffocating
Or when you really need to use the bathroom

Now sue, what do you say when someone's doing something to you that you don't want them to?

Don't stop please
Please don't stop

No more
No ... more

Get off of me
Get off in me

You see sue, a lot of words can have different meanings in different situations
You need to choose a word that won't be mistaken for something else

Pearl necklace?
That's when a guy cums on your neck

Chili dog?
That's when you take a shit on a girl's chest
And then titty fuck her

Tea bag?
Nut sac

Snowball?
Snowball ... s n o w b a l l
A snowball is when someone blows a load into your mouth
But you don't swallow it, instead you share the cum with another person
By spitting it into their mouth
... snowball

We're gonna help you find a word that you want
Forget when you are getting violated
A word that doesn't have another meaning
Or any sexual interpretation

Al al zeto
The jeffersons?
Fluffer
Gerbil

Ok ... gerbil's your word
 
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"San Francisco Fat"

"San Francisco Fat"



Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes
Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!)
Skinny girl, eat some more food!
Muscleman, you look like a fucking freak!

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend
Not a place, for a nice person to live (I DO!)
Movie star, no one likes you
How d'ya learn, to be so fucking mean?

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinky's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Glamour pussy and some New York band

Let's go (LET'S GO!)

Los Angeles, ÜBER ALLES
Or at least, that's what they like to believe

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinkey's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Boobzilla flattens out Dick Tokyo

Let's go (LET'S GO!)
 
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"Scavenger Type"

"Scavenger Type"



Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill
Our protagonist named Bill
Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint
All he, needs is thirteen quarters
Congregated in his hat

A crow, a scavenger type
California redemption, provides him with his rent
Room and board inside of, a fifth, of comfort
As the wind penetrates his bones
His mind keep focused
Tidal waves of sound catapulted
From his horn, wail like lovers

The coins don't drop consistent as does the mercury
His meter slows realizing a zenith
He's reached perfection
No one did see him die
 
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"Screamin' For Change"

"Screamin' For Change"



"Hey mister, can you spare some change?"
"Why, why? What do you want from me, are you hungry?"
"Uh, no, I'm not hungry. I was just wondering, if you could spare a quarter or a dime."
"Uh, the time? it's about 3:30."
"Oh, no, not the time. I, I need a nickel or a dollar, my car's broke..."

Screamin' for change! Screamin' for change!
Screamin', screamin' for change!
Screamin' for change! Screamin' for change!
Screamin', screamin' for change!

Lady, can you spare any change?
"Hey, lady, can you spare a quarter?"
I said lady, can you spare any change?
"Get that away from me, your filthy! go away!"
I said lady, can you spare any change?
"Well then, how about giving me one of those cigarettes?"
I said lady, can you spare any change,
"No!"
Change.
"No!"
Change, change, change!
"Noooo!"

Screamin' for change! Screamin', screamin'!
Screamin' for change! Screamin' for change!
Screamin' for change! Screamin' for change!
Screamin' for change!
 
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"Secret Society"

"Secret Society"



Know Gods, Know Masters
Know how to live with magnificent disasters
The shiniest cloaks and most coveted daggers

Know limits, know rules
Know how to wield dangerous arcane tools
Know access to soak in our suck cesspools

In our Secret Society, we find freedom thru slavery
Absolute Power and Hierarchy, In our Secret

Amusement is scary, doing things totally unnecessary
Stocks and bonds are for restraining not trading
Procedures, Protocols, Programming sentient sex dolls
Prolific übermensch downfalls

In our Secret Society, we find freedom thru slavery
Absolute Power and Hierarchy, In our Secret

Relinquish CONTROL, for true freedom
Give up THE REIGNS, Surrender your FREE WILL
You will attain enlightenment
Learn to resign you mind AND SOUL
Give someone else COMPLETE CONTROL
Give you your sovereignty if you wanna be free

Confliction, restriction
A desperate need for benediction
A decision to make no more decisions

Large cages and small stables
Forniphiliac lamps and tables
The willing who want to be unwilling enable U/us to live
In our Secret Society, we find freedom thru slavery
Absolute Power and Hierarchy, In our Secret
In our Secret Society, we find freedom thru slavery
Absolute Power and Hierarchy, In our Secret
 
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"See Her Pee"

"See Her Pee"



She had lips like stereo,
With the bass and treble down.
She's got tits like microwaves
Burritos that explode.
What I wouldn't give to see her pee...
Between 2 parked cars,
On a well lit street,
5th and main.
 
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