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[fox69]

"My Orphan Year"

"My Orphan Year"



My father had dementia
He lied in bed for months
Once in a while he’d call me
And ask me to fly down
I told him that I’d love to
But I had things to do
And so he died without his son
I heard about it drunk after a show

My mother battled cancer
For over seven years
I nursed her and I held her
When time was running out
The night before she left me
I drank scotch all night
And thanked her for everything she’d done
Raising me alone wasn’t much fun

So dad I can forgive you,
but I’ll never forget,
Months I wouldn’t see you and when I did
You’d be out with your friends all night
Alone and only nine
I watched the outer limits
And scared out of my mind
I wonder if you felt the same
The days before you died
I wonder if you even knew
Why I wouldn’t come around
I bet if you had been there,
There wouldn’t be this song

2006 goodbye parents
For once I am sincere
2006 my orphan year

 

[fox69]

"My Stepdad's A Cop And My Stepmom's A Domme"

"My Stepdad's A Cop And My Stepmom's A Domme"



They both wear uniforms
They both have shiny boots
They both use unnecessary force
One whips one shoots

They both have a nightstick
They both are sadistic
They both have a tough beat
I think it's kind of neat

That my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
I found a pair of handcuffs
I don’t know who they belong
I don’t wanna know what happens
When my parents do something wrong
Oh my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom

They both lock people up
They both keep people down
They do their crazy jobs
When I'm not around

To serve and protect
To get served with respect
They both think I suspect

That my step mom's a dom
And my step dad's a cop
I can't explain the things I hear
When I eavesdrop
I found a can of pepper spray
Beneath a riding crop
Oh my step mom's a dom
And my step dad's a cop

That my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
I found a pair of handcuffs
I don’t know who they belong
I don’t wanna know what happens
When my dad does something wrong
Oh my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
My step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
My step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
My step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom

 

[fox69]

"My Sycophant Others"

"My Sycophant Others"



Inconsequent, social infant, insolent, insignificant
And you're my sycophant
Brown noser, confidante poser
Shoved down the garbage disposer, sycophant
Yes feeder, accolade breeder
Like I need another cheerleader
You're spineless and morally impotent
You're my sycophant

I don't need any more affirmation
I get enough love in my rockupation
Arrogant is a word that people call me
That's why I don't need any more flattery

Yes dudes and compliment throwers
Ass kissers, anal smoke blowers
I don't need to feel any more eminent
From a sycophant

(Seriously you guys are totally wrong about Mike being wrong, and frankly Mike's right about him being right. Not only that remember my great idea that Mike had last week? I love it, we think it's great)

Don't inflate my head anymore
I don't need a bigger ego
Shoot me down, I need repression
Honesty mixed with rejection

Take me down a rung or three
I like to live in reality
My head does not need more inflation
It's already past regulation
(Brown nosers, smoke blowers, yes yes-ers, no no-ers,
agree-ers with me-ers, those drinking my pee-ers)

Yes feeder, accolade breeder
Like I need another cheerleader
You're spineless and morally impotent
You're my sycophant

 

[fox69]

"My Vagina"

"My Vagina"



My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

 

[fox69]

"New Boobs"

"New Boobs"



Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs
New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you)

 

[fox69]

"New Happy Birthday Song?"

"New Happy Birthday Song?"


happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. so happy fucking birthday. you're not special. you're not special.

 

[fox69]

"New Year's Revolution"

"New Year's Revolution"



Forget about old acquaintance
Instead we honor flagrance
This night is so clichéd

We mix day-old traditions
With random premonitions
A futile charade

Forget about justice
Forget about wars
Forget about future
The government ignores

Fuck your resolution
Fuck your annual
Fuck your optimism
It just sounds so banal
It just sounds so banal

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

Next year is gonna be bad
The next one even worse
That's not called pessimism
It's just the truth that hurts

Let's all sing together
Songs about change
Songs about people
Notes about rage

Can we motivate?
Can we incite?
Can we make a difference with lyrics oh so trite?
With lyrics oh so trite?

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

We're gonna make a New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution
A New Year's Revolution

Resolution!

 

[fox69]

"No Fun In Fundamentalism"

"No Fun In Fundamentalism"



There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun

There's no fun in Bible study class
There's no fun getting fucked in the ass by a priest
Unless your old and into that,
It's no Fun for a kid who is scared as shit

There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun

There's no fun when praying on a mat
There's no fun being covered in black clothes in the desert
Unless you're Goth and into that,
But not if you're a woman who is treated like dog shit

There's no fun for fundamentalist
There's no fun for the poor capitalist
There's no fun for Regan in Exorcist
There's no fun
There's no fun

There's no fun in a theocracy
There's no fun unless you have a chosen people i.d.
Still then you got that God decree
And that's no fun for anyone

There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun fun fun
There's no fun

 

[fox69]

"No More Lies"
(originally by Batallion of Saints)

"No More Lies"
(originally by Batallion of Saints)



See it on the front page, the lies that are easily made
They tell you nothing that's real

They keep us going
With their lies and stories
I just can't stand no more, no more lies
They want us stupid, And not asking for the truth
I just can't stand no more, no more lies

He's on the TV, talking to me
Trying to make me believe, I see through his disguise
In his lying eyes, they just can't tell the truth

[Chorus]

You think you're okay, Your life is going great
How come you lie to yourself? Your life is really shit
Who are you trying to impress, who cares about your lies?

 

[fox69]

"No Problems"

"No Problems"



Sitting by yourself again,
No friends are near,
You got a needle in one hand,
And in the other one a beer.
You can't cope with life,
You can even get up,
Who's gonna help you?
You've got to pick yourself up.

But I've got no problems,
I've got no problems...

Your mind's so fuckin clouded,
You cant see through the haze.