MF Doom

[fox69]

"Mean The Most"
(with Bishop Nehru)

"Mean The Most"
(with Bishop Nehru)



[Bishop Nehru:]
To me you mean the most baby
You already know (yeah, you already know)
To me you mean the most baby
You know like I know (know like I know)
You already know
That to me you mean the most, baby
You already know
That to me you mean the most, baby

Listen close so you know how it's supposed to be
It's no joke to me, I care soulfully
For you and I know you feel the same too
Cause you always smirking when you say it ain't true
You're an angel in my eyes, though that's no surprise
There's loads of guys that got the same thing in mind
Just know that I'm different from the dudes that you've seen
See I'm young and a teen but I still think of bein'
With a being in your caliber, you hold your own down
My queen with gold crown, you're leaving the whole town
Astounded, getting hounded, but still you're staying grounded
Aight, who am I kidding, you get cocky every now and then

I'm just playing, I'm just being a tease
But for real girl I will satisfy your needs
You're who I'm trying to please, indeed
Just follow me
I think I should show you how much you really mean to me

To me you mean the most baby
You already know (yeah, you already know)
To me you mean the most baby
You know like I know (know like I know)
You already know
That to me you mean the most, baby
You already know
That to me you mean the most, baby

Seeing you smile starts to warm my heart
I think about you constantly, I hate when we apart
I love to sit and admire like a work of art
You're beautiful, smart, and your style is off the chart
Just know you spark a flame inside, I blame them eyes
You're fine, even wine whines when you come by
I try to show compassion, I know that's all you're lackin'
You're who I'm baggin' till my back end's in the grass and
Six deep, know that I sleep and see you there
"I need you" is rare but maybe that's what you need to hear
Cause I see you near in my future, and if that's clear
You could be my cougar, I'm hoping you don't lead to Krueger

I'm just playing, I'm just being a tease
But for real girl I will satisfy your needs
You're who I'm trying to please, indeed
Just follow me
I think I should show you how much you really mean to me

To me you mean the most baby
You already know (yeah, you already know)
To me you mean the most baby
You know like I know (know like I know)
You already know
That to me you mean the most, baby
You already know
That to me you mean the most, baby

 

[fox69]

"Meat Grinder"

"Meat Grinder"


Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor
China was a neat signer, trouble with the script
Digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget
Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go
Ever since ten eleven, glad she made a brethren
Then it's last down, seven alligator seven, at the gates of heaven
Knocking, no answer, slow dancer, hopeless romancer, dopest flow stanzas
Yes, no? Villain, Metal face to Destro
Guess so, still incredible in escrow
Just say Ho! I'll test the yayo
Wild West style fest, y'all best to lay low
Hey bro, Day Glo, set the bet, pay dough
Before the cheddar get away, best to get Maaco
The worst hated God who perpetrated odd favors
Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers
...In all quad flavors, Lord save us
Still back in the game like Jack LaLanne
Think you know the name, don't rack your brain
On a fast track to half insane
Either in a slow beat or that the speed of "Wrath of Kane"
Laughter, pain
Hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host
Doing bong hits, on the roof, in the west coast
He's at it again
Mad at the pen
Glad that we win, a tad fat, in a bad hat for men
Grind the cinnamon, Manhattan warmongers
You can find the villain in satin, congas
The van screeches
The old man preaches
About the gold sand beaches
The cold hand reaches
For the old tan Ellesse's
...Jesus

 

[fox69]

"Microwave Mayo"

"Microwave Mayo"


.. need to put a sock in they chatter box
The block got lied to VIAC stock
Folks gather round it's no joke like knock knock
It's them, they came home to roost ya'll
And watch em transform the game to the rules of foosball
She's too small. Any questions?
Him could squeeze blood from a penny in a recession
Keep guessin'
It gets deeper than depression
The power of suggestion awake or sleep, peep the lesson
Dig that beat
Ripped it with metal fingers and stomped it with big fat feet
And you know what they say: cut the hay
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, but today it's all grey
Metallic wood or ruby stone
Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on
Hardcore porn - did his own stunts
Read his own rhymes, and split his own blunts
Once... in a while, every other minute
Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach
Steady on his business, and ready with a ill pitch
Keep some bad bills niche like Denny Wills & Mill snitch
No hitch, just a sh*tload of spit and sneeze
Strictly G's stackin up, off the rack the hidden fees
Rappers like the gay club strip tease
With hippies on the yip sayin "hey bub grip these"
They screamin for attention
Deemin' at the mention of a scary demon convention
You could cut the tension wit a switchblade
And serve it on a same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made
Filleted, pursueded the chamber maid
To bet her paycheck on a get naked game of spades
Straight up, no chaser, no layaways
Coursin fate, taste of microwave mayonnaise

 

[fox69]

"Mince Meat"

"Mince Meat"


The Villain ain't rhymin off bread alone
Let him get some cognac, a mic and a headphone
Smoke and mirrors, caught her in the mix
Couldn't read the shorthand for mortars and bricks
If any negative thought linger he let it vent
Wrote this one with his middle finger in wet cement
...Did it on the sly
Before he's gone bye bye, spit it on the fly
Brush your teeth, rinse and gargle
A true nerd who messed with new words since Boggle
...And used slang in Scrabble
Rhymed with a Northern drawl, twang and babble
Flossy pen jargon to break the world record
Do a Faustian bargain and tape the girl naked
...More spots than a leopard
Then he had to stop, the block was hot peppered
Shepherd, leading the sheeps out to slaughter
Kept it, sold and repped it, everytime he saw ya
Tryin' to douse a pinch of weed in a frat street house

[Cartoon (MF Doom):]
I'll make mince meat out of that (beat) mouse!

Welcome to the show
Remember whatever you do, do not boo the flow
Schooled the dumb on the number one rule of thumb
What a fool; still you never met a cooler bum
Give the drummer some rum, I'm sure he could use a shot
Just to get his cues hot, ensure he don't lose his spot
A stranger who speaks to you vocal
Danger made the beat, get a freak to do the bogle
No bull, everything he wanted they grabbed and took
Whole lab looked like an ill left jab and hook
Even had a secretary to take the calls
Shake it and make it fall, I told her don't break my balls
Wherever Mouse go, trouble follows
The bounty on this pro was mills and "double dollars"
Vil spilled muddled flows that befuddled scholars
Thick Buffalo girl with the bubble hollars
She rocked leather and gold, a fat blouse
And need a brother with soul to let her cat out
Even if the rat couldn't compete with Kraus

[Cartoon (MF Doom):]
I'll make mince meat out of that (beat) mouse!

Tap ya toe, grime and strapped for dough
Rap for show, to let the whippersnappers know
Sucks to be them, now pass that loot
Up under the tux he wore a hazmat suit
Sounded like froggy, sip the groggiest of potions
Be up in the party with the foggiest of notions
On the list of lobbyists who save the oceans
Gave his donation to the lady with the lotions
Swoll hand itchin, the old man bitchin
Switchin with the fan with the gold band twitchin
Spittin like a bionic sneeze that freeze vodka
Just to clear the air like the Ionic Breeze Quadra
Sleek enough to outsly a fox
For a chicken pot pie, thinkin outside the box
Would love to taste her goody
But got no time to be wastin chasin putty
Out for Daffy Duck bucks, Porky Pig paper
Bugs Bunny money or Sylvester Cat caper
Off a DAT tape of rap, country or deep house
And

[Cartoon (MF Doom):]
I'll make mince meat out of that (beat) mouse!

 

[fox69]

"Modern Day Mugging"

"Modern Day Mugging"


He used to get straight A's
Nowadays get way paid is the pet phrase
Set the stage, preferably night time
Daylight reserved for research and writin' rhymes
Things is harder than the tarnish on the garnets
In his gold teeth to eat, goshdarn it V hold heat
Goin' all out to the fullest, all dipped
Chrome four-fiddith, no bullets no clip
Black electric tape over the hole in the handle
If you hold it right and hit 'em with it they can't tell
But still, you gotta be careful
Dudes be so scared they cop pleas by the ear-full
V's personal fave is "Please dont kill me"
Empty out your pockets and he probably won't, willy
But if you don't hurry up and shut up, I'll kill ya
So lay down and count to a hundred loud will ya?
When the nickle gleam like its greased up
Thugs turn to icicles, hard rocks freeze up
This could all be a distraction just to buy time to blast you
So keep something to cut in case you has to
If he was on the island he'd probably rob a millionaire
And be known for wilin' out like Bob Dylan's hair
These clever war tips
You won't get from cats who never wore skips
Now lets get down to brass tacks
Follow procedure and count stacks like nasdaq
Don't be caught snoozin
In the early morning hours from a long night of boozing
Stick 'em up chump, you know what this is
Do the right thing you might live to see your kids
All he said was "c'mon don't shoot!"
So shook I think he shit his Sean John suit
Why you starin'? run your chain like an errand
And your girls earrings, and what you wearin'
Survival tactics for when things get too gritty
He feels its his duty to the people of the city
Just so long as nobody get hurt
It keep your average civilian on point and alert
And don't forget to check her d-cup
Now I bust how he got this duck for his re-up
Then he's back on the bricks, smokin indo'
Never let a handy fiend fix your broken window
Oh, who wanna hate the witty lurker
Who follow y'all on the late, dressed like a city worker
Ok miss, come up off that bracelet
Just got your hair did don't make me waste it
So, go to hades get the devil for his stash
But no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash
Like the one from the liquor store
He watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score
Before he told her whore get on the floor
She pulled out and let off like Quick Draw McGraw
Damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo
He would've let her have it, if he had the ammo
Its all in good fun, true
Moral of the story son duke
Senior citizens'll bust their guns too!

 

[fox69]

"Money Folder"

"Money Folder"


The villain took on many forms...

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
After you who's last, it's DOOM, he's the worst known
That'll have your boom blown or even thirst bone
Rock it to a worst clone, just don't curse the throne
Own his own microphone, bring it everywhere he go
So he can bring it to you live in stere-ere-o
Pan it, can't understand it, ban it
The underhanded ranted, planned it and left him stranded
The best, any who profess will be remanded
Yes sir, request permission to be candid? Granted
I don't think we can handle a style so rancid
They flipped it like Madlib, did a old jazz standard

Don't mind me, I wrote this rhyme lightly
Off of two or three Heines, and boy was they fine, G
One black, one spanish, one chinese
It keeps the woody shiny year round like a pine tree
Don't sign me I'm about to get a mil' without 'em
Crowd him off the shelf, he's the villain, and what about him
So, and he's a jerk and you don't know him
Mad how he expand work but won't show 'em
Poor guys, what a sight for old, sore four-eyes
Now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries
All rise, so far art as a ruble
So raw, break it down and make quadruple
It's crucial, you could see it in his pupil
And this time when he get it he'll waste it on somethin' useful
Like getting juiced off a deuce-deuce of cokey
Keep it low key, known to pull a okey-dokey
Silly Goose, DOOM is too jokey
Damn he could really use a room or a hoe key
Egads, he got enough styles to start three fads
True dat, she bad, I wonder do she come with kneepads
What a call, what a real butterball
Either I get a strike or strike out, gutterball
Rock it like gear for the fall
With knives inside pockets, prepare for the brawl
Yeah y'all you could say its an earful
Beware, do not touch mic, be careful
And just like he said, I coulda told ya
MF, the holder of a boulder, Money Folder
It ain't funny nigga
Money Folder

The muscle-bound karate expert concealed a razor edge
Which could lop the head off of a marble statue once propelled
With notorious world takeover schemes and the most magnificent gadgets imaginable
Villains rapidly grew healthy cash flow
It is explained by a more comedic villain, the bald headed DOOM
This villain rose to incredible new heights of money-making, revenge and extortion
Such was the magnitude of the typical villain

This is no answer!
Very well then... a duel to the death

 

[fox69]

"Monster Zero"

"Monster Zero"


[Planet X Soldier:]
The monster again, Zero!
[Controller of Planet X:]
Monster Zero, command all units to take defensive position
[Planet X Soldier:]
Yessir!
[K. Fuji:]
What is Monster Zero?
[Controller of Planet X:]
Monster Zero is the reason we cannot live on the surface
But must forever live underground, like this
[K. Fuji:]
Oh, right
[Controller of Planet X:]
I will show you... Monster Zero
[K. Fuji:]
Hey, look!
[Glen Amer:]
It's King Geedorah!
[Controller of Planet X:]
Yes, indeed. On Earth, you gave this terrifying monster the name of "Geedorah"
Everything is numbered here; the monster is Zero.
[Woman:]
Pay heed to my warning, the entire Human race will perish from the Earth
When the monster, Geedorah passes, only flaming ruins are left
[Man:]
Geedorah, of course, that's why she had the pistol
[Woman:]
What pistol?
[Man:]
I - when I first met her, she was carrying a pistol in her purse
I asked her about it and she explained to me, and I believed her
[Planet X Alien:]
And now you're convinced that we're from outer space?
[Glen Amer:]
That's right. What do you have on your mind?
[Planet X Alien:]
These terms
[Glen Amer:]
These terms?
[Woman:]
A nice ideal
[Man:]
It would be a bad situation if that creature came here to Earth
[Woman:]
It's worse. He's arrived
[Man:]
How could that possibly be, and why?
[Woman:]
Is it.. is it alive? May I hold it? Oh, it's adorable. What is it?
[Man 2:]
What is it? My lovely lady...
[Man:]
It's Geedorah! Geedorah the space monster!
[Woman:]
I think we should-
[Man:]
Jesus Christ, shut up and listen!
[Radio Reporter:]
It is very likely that one or more of you know this individual
Someone who's experienced working in a laboratory
With access to select biological agents
With the knowledge or expertise to produce a deadly product
Someone who's standoffish and works in isolation
A killer who may have used off hours in a laboratory to produce-
[Man:]
Music, brother!
[Man 2:]
You call that music?
[Man:]
Yeah
[Man 2:]
By the grace of Almighty, it sounds like god damn jungle warfare, I'll tell ya. Now let me get this straight, you stand out here selling-
[Peter Craig:]
Trees. That just what they are: trees
[William Fletcher:]
Where'd you find this?
[Peter Craig:]
I told you, I've been looking around
[William Fletcher:]
Where?
[Peter Craig:]
I was gonna show it to you. As a matter of fact, I've been testing it. I just found out it was pure a little bit ago
[William Fletcher:]
I underrated you, mister
[Doctor:]
I do call myself an expert, but I'm sorry to tell you, I've never seen King Geedorah
[Man:]
Not even on long side?
[Doctor:]
On Lagus? I'm very sorry young man, but I can't waste time talking to you anymore
[Activist:]
The people want to know, and they want to know now!
[Man:]
King Geedorah!
[TV Reporter:]
Evacuate the streets! King Geedorah is in your area!
[Woman:]
It's King Geedorah!
[Man:]
King Geedorah!
[Man 2:]
King Geedorah will destroy the whole country!
[Man:]
But why? Why King Geedorah?
[Man 2:]
He's not from the Earth
[Doctor:]
What happened?
[Planet X Alien:]
Geedorah is a space monster. I will get in touch with you when you feel like giving up
[TV Reporter:]
Remain where you are
[Man:]
King Ghidora!

 

[fox69]

"More Rhymin'"

"More Rhymin'"


More rhyming, pure diamond, tore hymen, poor timing
Raw lining, Paul Simon touring... I'm in
Boring type an, snoring pipe when. Hyper than four hype men
Excited writing, trifling times ten - long stay
Songs play, gone haywire, wrong way on the interstate - integrate all day
It's just a small phase, that's what them all say
Then fall prey in a mini-mall hallway
Meant to be sold not told to friendly enemies
Remember these intentionally, empathy please
Silent moment. Violent prone atonement, miles a minute on a microphone
Own rent, loan spent
No debt, ass bet, fast get cash jet
Master mix smash, asterisk, stashed it, last not least
Pass the pot of hot grease
Gease shot, not easily spotted, plot cease, snot release
Hold your insulting tongue and mark his words well
Or end up to the curb and shocked by third rail
Get the message by bird mail or turds flail
Villain man best nerd male ya heard wail
An absurd tale of books, nooks and crannys
Before she look he have his fancy hooks in them granny panties, a plan B
When in Rome, go back home and get real dome
From a well known crack gnome
He talk to hiself
when he need someone to hate on
The black McCain campaign negative debate-a-thon
Gone wrong on a song
Who's zooming who? Knew it was you DOOM all along
Ever since he first started the art it's been worth it
Soon to charter a stint on part of the chitlin circuit
Word kid! Get your ticket from the telepath
Wikit wickit wickit! On electroencephalograph

Villain, nice to meet you
You born like this?

 

[fox69]

"Mr. Clean"

"Mr. Clean"


Study your history -
Whoever don't? I pity-the-fool like Mr. T
Knowledge: this degree, it ain't no mystery
"What you gon' do" or "what you know" is what is to see
And that's more than meets the eyeball
Now who wants to buy a brand new tsetse fly call?
Alright y'all (zooom), the speed was break-neck
Faster than the hi-speed, dual cassette tape deck
(How far?) The distance was light-speed
He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed
In case it might need, it didn't mean much
For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch

Who that? Kinga, Vaughn's younger brother
A real live swinger who rock Louis Vuitton pleather
And he walk around like he think he king
Even made the hood-rats stop to kiss his pinky ring
Like a soup sandwich on a hand dish
Some say his language is way too outlandish
He did his thing, spoke in a jig slang
And translate Einstein's theory of the Big Bang
He told his boo: "Boo, I put a spell on you
Stay with me, whether we broke or we well-to-do
If it don't work, the hell with 'cha
May the doorknob hit 'cha where the poor slob bit 'cha"

What you thought ya' darn skeezer?
The G of a mack and the steez of a geezer
True man of leisure, she must've caught amnesia
Paid off the 8th grade fade or a Caesar
He was known for his thick skin
Part Zimbabwean and part Trini mixed in
Big shot, sold a guy a pound of pig snot
Said it was proven to remove stains and ink spots
Kinky flow, dripped down her leg to her pinky toe
Chinky ho, who don't know as much as she think she know
One wink she stepped to him like a Slinky, yo'
Wig like a mink skin, soft like Twinkie dough
Then he kissed the queen, and told her she need Listerine
Twist the green, it's laced with antihistamine
Enough to make you make your face up like Mr. Bean
V hit the scene like: "Fuck it, give me a Mr. Clean"

Shit, tired of all this...
It's too hot out here, to be having all this shit, man
Shit, take it off...
Take it all off, boss...
No matter what the cost

 

[fox69]

"Negus"
(feat. Doom & Ike Eyez)

"Negus"
(feat. Doom & Ike Eyez)



Mister nigga
Nigga... Nigga... Nigga... (nigga)
Stand up if you're a nigga

[Sean Price:]
Stupid nigga Sean, super nigga, uh
Pop, pop, pop, I'm shootin' at your moms
I ain't writin' ahead
I aim right for your head
Nigga, murder, death, kill
Sex, money, mayhem
Mournin' murder with a weapon, step into the A.M
Believe in me, pah, the same way you believe in your God
Whether it's Allah, Jesus or Master Fard
I mash up the bars, plastered ratchets splatter your car
Vehicular homicide, fuck's the matter with y'all?
I will pop your noodle
If I don't do it then Rock will shoot you
One smack in your lung bag
Backpack rapper strapped with crack in my bookbag
I'm a nigga, that's what niggas do now
Wouldn't you like to be a nigga, just like who? P

Stand up if you're a nigga

[Ike Eyez:]
Yo, ghetto rock stars
Guns, no guitars
Throw some blow on the table
Bitches dancin' on the bar
Nefertiti on the cable, piff comin' out my pores
Riff full of sniff, got you twitchin' at the jaws
Went from dodgin' D's to the Florida Keys
Secrets keep me from sleepin', I need more sour D's
Fine tapestry at the gala in Napa
Sallie had a one-track mind to be the queen of a trapper
Fuck rap, I tuck packs in my briefs
That wack shit go against my beliefs
LT on the LP, iron on the mic
"Who the fuck is Ike Eyez?" Nigga, fuck you likewise
I ain't shit, my daddy wasn't either
My mama told me different but I never really believed her
We just wanted to be B-Boys, the ABC's of bein' a D-Boy
In Buck Town, if you down with Ruck, you Ruck down

Stand up if you're a nigga

[MF DOOM:]
Pa'l carajo, cantaso
Vil, you know the drill, mad drool then gargajo
Shoot the loogie, they super boujee
Gobsmack dab right cheekbone, gooey, groovy
Absolutely yucky and out your league, buddy
Before you take a stab at it, think deep and study
Or get your crown spun around like Black Hawk Down
Surrounded by the neighbors who can hate you 'til the ground in town
Then freak show, never no beef though
Deepthroat their coquito back and forth then, free throw
Failed intention, prepare the trench and henchmen
They all eat quite well, vacations, pensions
Gotten hoarse from yellin', "Fore!" on the golf course
Scream boat, then sped off in a drop Porsche
DOOM on your hot sauce, take you out to deep water
Group hug, who know the next time you'll see your daughter
Real slaughter

Stand up if you're a nigga