MF Doom

[fox69]

"The Illest Villains"

"The Illest Villains"


As luck would have it, one of America's two most powerful villains of the next decade is turned loose to strike terror into the hearts of men

Who shock women into uncontrolled hysteria...

"Don't touch that!"

The villains themselves were ultimately responsible for much of the popularity
Audiences loved to hate
The importance of the villain was not overlooked, of course one of the worst of all was Madvillain
They had no code of ethics

"What's the matter...I was only tryin' to have fun-"
"Get to work on these boys, anybody bring a gun for me?"
"Yeah here's one."

Not one but two - typical villain releases included...

"I know they wanna kiss me, but don't let anyone see me like that - please doctor help me!"

...and a sequel...

"Master of all-"

Both the villains were to meet in-

"Your mother was the lightning!"

Two historical figures, outlaws and desperadoes if that, the villainous pair of really nice boys who just happened to be on the wrong side of the law
Three hundred and sixty degrees.
Similar sequences could not be defeated. Villains who possess supernatural abilities - villains who were the personification of carnage
Madvillain, more accurately, the dark side of our beings
Perhaps it is due to this seminal connection that audiences can relate their experience in life with the villains and their dastardly doings

 

[fox69]

"The Mask"
(feat. Ghostface Killah, Brak & Zorak)

"The Mask"
(feat. Ghostface Killah, Brak & Zorak)



"Is it much, too much to ask
Not to hide behind the mask"

[MF Doom:]
Head on straight, mask on crooked
Exit stage left, with the cash gone took it
Off like a khufi, the fit was a bit doofy
He tried to get screwy, with that two for you
One two for me G, cut the cranky attitude
Wet 'em like a handkerchief on a stanky fatter dude
Whether you'se a rapper or a damn singer
Once you in there's only one way out, like a gang banger
With a new crew key chain, and street name
What set do he claim for fame, peep game
Just to keep feta and stay dipped
You need it like a letter, or better a getaway whip
This old thing's rusted, encrusted
As the gold rings the old kings busted
Planning in, global starvation and fat herb
Now what in tarnation did I go and do that fer?
Stuff happens, like getting snuffed for tough tit rappings
See I told him enough, quit your yapping
The same apply to any and all chumps
The only question he had for y'all was how many lumps
Three or four, either or
Mon cheri amore, so why you need your heater for?
The super villain slid in your party for free
Want an MC, get out of here, kid, you bother me

[Ghostface Killah:]
The day I took my mask off
My face was missing for two days
For the record, G, came back a year later
A whole new identity, Toney Starks pedigree
My money green like my nickname was celery
Who is Ghost? He flashed his toast
Never wore sheets, but bulletproof coats
Oh no! The feds cried for the mask back on
Told them Ghost is dead, he'll return at the crack of dawn
Few years from now, him and his pals
Before the Jetson era will rock, he'll be back summer time 2005
With a half of face iron, the other half water, look like alien science
In the summertime, you can see the face boil
But the other side, I keep lubed with the Pennzoil
Mad loyal, when the winter time come, I gets stuck with my brain all numb
Like I ate thousand icey's and frozen Pepsi's
Aquaman's pops can't water check me, disrespect me, indirectly
I seen his feet and they both lefty, he steppin' half correctly
As I stroll the globe and terrorize the planet
With a Bill Clinton mask and them Playskool hammers
Me and DOOM, always be the best on the landing
Superheroes for life until our souls vanish

[Brak:]
Check me out
My name is Brak and that's a fact
I got a mom and a dad and they are out back
We sit by the pool and we nibble on snacks
Then we eat a big lunch and we all take naps!
Why'd the beat stop? Hey!
Heyyyyy... I got a mask too so gimme the mic!

[Zorak:]
Cheh! You're no Doom

[Brak:]
C'mon Danger Mouse, gimme that beat!
Turn the beat around! Love to hear per-cussion!

[Zorak:]
You suck!

[Brak:]
Turn it upside down! Love to hear it...

[Zorak:]
I know talent, and you ain't got it

[Brak:]
I WASN'T DONE!

 

[fox69]

"The Mic"
(feat. Pebbles the Invisible Girl)

"The Mic"
(feat. Pebbles the Invisible Girl)



[Pebbles the Invisible Girl:]
Feel the magnetism between us (The mic)
Growing stronger and stronger (The mic)
Why don't we do it? (The mic)

[MF Doom:]
I was in a case out of state
She was thirteen and good we had a hotter date
It was just a number she never told she was knocked up
By the end of the summer chick almost had me locked up
My aunt came and got me and steadied the block
We bounce to the yeti and I'm ready to rock
With no attachments feelin a little loose
Blowin up in every spot we had a little juice
Probably the Dom or the Afghani bud in me
We played the stage standin by the speaker and suddenly
Who tapped me I'm bout to get real ill
Already ripped the whole club with metal face's steel wheel (The mic)
What a sweet surprise her with the fly eyes
And fine she pulled me to the sidelines
The mystery shot up with strong words
She was an intelligent wisdom and a song bird
I met her last week at the same place
She stepped to me the same way at a no shame pace
I'm off guard her game had me choked up
Checkin me play testin me (The mic) till I spoked up
Seven whole days and nights and not a word from you (Not a word)
I was worried I thought I woulda heard from
Stranger you know I never get enough of you
How you be comin through (The mic)
Myself and two a alikes had ran through this crew of three
In my earlier days they showed me things new to me
So we knew mad brothers who they had hit off
They even used to watch each other just to rock they shit off
When slovenly two smile and I'm scopin her
Switchin off three times a night made them more opener
So you could love Allah or leave him the hell alone
Message from my god father solid gold telephone
Many of my men went up in smoke
While trickin with these chickens I ended up broke
You find out who's ya mans when you broke
Like a bad joke it's funny when you on you got mad folk
I played the middle man in every little scam
Some as complex as a hip hop album riddle jam
I find it's quite intriguing as I think about rappers
Walk upon me speaking with stinkin mouth (About what?)
About this and that from sneakers to hats to gats
Freak chicks with the cooty cat raps
And it's that [?]
I'm at a black tie affair with a diva with the fatty fat
I play the back steady on the humble
But be right up front when we get ready to rumble
I gave her breath control ask her who she learned off
Coulda took her back to the crib somehow was turned off
Me and you was overdue
From gettin together baby
I always knew our love was meant to beee (The Mic)

[Pebbles the Invisible Girl:]
Feel the magnetism (The Mic) between uuus (The Mic)
Growing stronger and stronger (The Mic)
Whyyy don't we do it

(The mic)
(...The mic)
(The-the)
(The mic)
(The mic)
(The mic)

 

[fox69]

"The Mic Sounds Nice"

"The Mic Sounds Nice"


Forgive them Lord for they know not what they spit
All lucky contestants on the mic sounds nice, but they get
Or we have a beat for one time wonder hit
And a “how to play it off if you make a live blunder kit”
And the winner for the ninth time in a row
Doom, I owe it to a well refined rhyme flow
Now if you don't mind, dough
Find me where the limes grow
With a fine dime, fill in the blanks
Still no necklace, mill in the bank
Grill stay blank, not to be critical but ill they stank
Maybe give them thanks from the steel grade shank
Hold that, put the mic down ya luck's up
Don't let it touch the ground and shut the…
Door, buckle up it's the law fool
Stay calm like you got pulled over with the raw

If he had thick hair like Ric Flair (checkin?)
Wouldn't know if hoes really cared for the…
Lyrical skills that's how they judge it
Trick the deals until they take it out the budget mother…
Fudge it like the numbers on the number one Billboard hit
And still be bored as… it could be worse this verse a no rehearse
Doom'll snatch the mic like “no me first”
They get sloppy seconds after we stop wreckin'
And they had a choppy check in
Then they ripped the beat like a surgery botched
A hurter he murder flows, Doom off the crotch
I'll be back in two and two, watch the clock
They thought we had Koch, how ya block got blotch
Another notch on the Glock
His own stock in the strip club
Free scotch on the rocks beoyotchh!

 

[fox69]

"The Mystery Of Doom (Skit)"

"The Mystery Of Doom (Skit)"


[Sue:]
There's still DOOM, what of him?

[Dr. Doom:]
What of DOOM, my dear lady? As I stood outside your door, I heard quite a bit of your story.
If you wish, I'll add mine. To clear up the mystery of DOOM's transition

 

[fox69]

"The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)"

"The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)"


[Phade:]
When this reporter babe get here, she gon' be on our tip, man.
You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here, all kind of long articles and stuff.
[Robot Voice:]
Flash Message Top Secret Ultra

[Union Crew:]
Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper, that's gonna be the end, secret exposed, his face, for everyone to see man.
That's the wack, you know.
[Robot Voice:]
Ears Only

[Phade:]
Yo, man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, man? That's gon' get my man big fame, man, cash money too.
[Robot Voice:]
Arrange Temporary Transfer This Agency

[Raymond 'Zoro':]
Yo, but what about money? Yeah. If I do this interview, will, you know, will I get paid for it?
[Robot Voice:]
Metal Face DOOM

[Phade:]
Hell yeah, man! You gon' get G's!
[Robot Voice:]
Your Concurrence In The Above Is Assumed

[Union Crew:]
Yo, where do you get your information from?
“You're gonna get paid,” you don't get paid for an interview and shit, you don't get paid for that.
Yeah, he'll come out in it, but he's not gonna get money.
[Robot Voice:]
Notify MF, KMD, GYP, CM. Effective Immediately

[Raymond 'Zoro':]
Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man. I don't, I don't want my pictures in the papers

[Phade:]
Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works.
You're gonna get cash money for this.
You might not get the money, like, right now, but you gon' have money like Barry White, man!
You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do when you get this publicity, man.
[Robot Voice:]
Top Secret Ultra End Of Message
Um
Huh

[Otto Von Lenz:]
Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?

[MF Doom:]
I ain't sayin' nothing

[Reed:]
Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom?

[Sue:]
Alright. Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders with destruction of every major city on earth.
Headquarters

[Dr. Doom:]
Good evening

[Sue:]
Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone!

[Reed:]
What's on your evil mind?

[Dr. Doom:]
Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well. I have plotted my revenge on you. Now I shall have it! Bid farewell to your friends!

[Reed:]
Doom hates us all, but in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle with me

[Robot Voice:]
Operation Doomsday

 

[fox69]

"They Say Bishy Bish"

"They Say Bishy Bish"


They say Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we hear you the savior
Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we needed a favor
They say Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we need you to save us
Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we needed a favor
I spit the, realest of rhymes, at the illest of times
Mines will combine with the body and soul, we're bodying flows
MC's are froze in stances cause these stanzas, causing cancer
Can't stand us? Better man up
Demand us, what sooner happen from this rapping
Never trapping, still I'm captain, no (?)
But money stacking, it's slacking, dudes mad when
This kid grabs pen, and pad, and start smashing
Them fools acting, I know they ain't surpassing
This teens actions, straight spazzing, every track then
Attracting, new Nehruvians, cruising cool with him
I'm thinking movies, then I plan to be a young Julius
Caesar, these bars, gone have me at the top soon
I gots to, make history, they'll remember me
Whether miserably or vividly it don't mean shit to me
Just know that I presented the world how it was meant to be
They say Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we hear you the savior
Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we needed a favor
They say Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we need you to save us
Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we needed a favor
They saying the kid is too advanced, but others love him they give him grants
Ask his teachers they probably lead you to stupid rants
He's in the class laughing like, fuck passing
Don't need it for rapping, though he may switch passions
I keep it active, gotta keep my mind moving
Cause most students leave school and then go stupid
But not I, cause I left, and kept learning
While most, would adjourn it, they too busy twerking (But you love it though)
True true I do, I was the fronting typa guy but why lie it's some cooch
And no I'd never trust a ho, I tell 'em what they can use
Don't get it confused, I never cared for feelings, it's new
A whole different view, arrived so his past is behind
At last he'll shine, and diamonds rise from eyes
Finally got some some eyes watching
How he plots to the top
It's the, newest top pick, others will drop quick
They say Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we hear you the savior
Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we needed a favor
They say Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we need you to save us
Bishy Bishy, please come quickly
The game is in danger, we needed a favor

 

[fox69]

"Tick, Tick..."
(feat. MF Grimm)

"Tick, Tick..."
(feat. MF Grimm)



[Grimm:] You know when you're gonna come in?
[DOOM:] Nobody will never ever, ever, really, really know
Because the more you know, the more you know that you don't know shit!
Niggas'll never run out of shit!
So much shit, so much scripts through here, niggas never run out of shit...
[Grimm:] It's another roller coaster ride

[MF Grimm:]
Walk the path of Jesus, witness if Hell freezes
The mind teases reality, crack the pieces
Nothing eases; being chastise with blood baptize
Guys revise, acknowledge past lives
Statements will be made, acknowledge me
My mind is Heaven's gate so enter me
My mind is the gate to Hell, so try to flee
Both gates look the same, which will it be?
Demons scream from thought process
Enter semen, child born, stress
Body want to sleep but the mind can't rest
Measure pleasure through financial progress
When it come to currency, love is nonexistent
Foes multiply, friends become so distant
Some hope you die, backstab in an instant
Foes I despise, disguised as allies
To sabotage, camouflage
Loyalty is lies
To see God, look into my eyes
To see the Devil, then you look into my eyes
(As I rise from Hell's equator...)

[Hook:]
Cause I'mma slow it up, speed it up, slow it up, speed it up
Metal Fingers feed beats, Grimm Reaper eat 'em up
Speed 'em up, slow 'em up, speed 'em up, slow it up
Brainsick, tick, tick, tick, MF blow it up
Slow it up, speed it up, slow it up, speed it up
Metal Fingers feed beats, Grimm Reaper eat it up
Speed it up, slow it up, speed it up, slow it up
Brainsick, tick, tick, tick, MF blow it up

[MF Grimm:]
Take air, compress it, bless it
Mix loops like Ku Klux
MF don't give two fucks
Nigga, quarterback blitz, popped, quickly fumble
Leave game with concussion, seeing stars and mumbles
This happens to any emcee that wants to rumble
Dynasties destroyed like Carringtons and Colbys
Noise, reduced, MF thinks in Dolby
Chop that ass in half like Obi-Wan Kenobi
Greatest of all time, God straight up told me
Greatest of all time, the Devil even told me
Icicles on surfaces of sun, we livin' coldly
Prophets be phony
And we attack, we switch like the Wu Tang symbol
Still kill Jack even though quick and nimble, plain and simple
Pick niggas off while they ballin'
And die old like Stalin
Yes, Death, I hear you callin', I accept collect
Human sacrifice, must pay respect
We catch reck, nigga, we catch reck
And... we gonna... gonna...

[Hook]

Boom
MF Grimm, MF DOOM

 

[fox69]

"True Lightyears"

"True Lightyears"


[MF DOOM:]
Ash Hadu Allah Ilaha Illallah
Wahdahu La Sharika Lahu by far
Rock, rock, y'all, between the tick, tock, y'all
[Jay Electronica:]
I came out the Magnolia like the beetle, the genie of the incense smoke
From the church steeple, mixed with the prayers of the people
Pollination, subhana wa Ta'ala Nation
Global recalibration, Roc Nation causing shock waves
In the basement, seven thousand kilohertz
With every verse I heal the earth, with every line I drop
The tears of man into a cloud, in a fine mist until it bursts
And rain from the brain, snowflakes for the pain
The flow is just so insane, we wondering why you came
Here's a jewel, son; be yourself
Quit looking like someone else
Get your dignity off the shelf
The true Jedi code is stealth
Stay in tune with whatever else
The asiatic galactic master of the atlas
Author of mathematics civilized the savage
Terrorize the clerics
Big black chief like Robert Parish
I broke the deputy neck while Metal Face shot the sheriff
Soul rebel in the deadly bout with the devil
Conquering every level
The best part is where I settle
Spread love through every ghetto, plus suburbia
Me over the track is a acquisition, a merger couldn't be any further
Woke the game up into a fervor, then disappeared like the burglar
The style you never heard of
The very premise is murder
But sweeter than a Werthers
Roam the Earth like Bedouins and Berbers
The great ancient goat herder, emerging through your server
[MF DOOM:]
Ash Hadu Allah Ilaha Illallah, Wa Dahu La Sharika Lahu by far
Rock, rock, y'all, between the tick, tock, y'all
DOOM out the vortex to your neocortex
Your guess who spit the rawness is good as gore-tex
Metal Face turtleneck vest, built to support bras
Standard issue for broads, carbon like a sports car
Anybody ask- he retired
Tried to hold the villain to task- he was fired
Fired up, his own boss on strike
Accused of using hot pepper sauce on the mic
Get tossed on a spike or cross if you like
So be cautious, leave 'em nauseous as pork sausages
Salami and some bacon, some bacon and some ham
Plans get mistaken for a scam, ah damn fam
Bless the child who hold his own, none could master respect
Soundwave transform like rumble ratchet eject
It's more secret than Al Gore's wallet
Or Val Thor's comet
Or style wars, bomb it
Or that gal of yours armpit, darn it
(Wa Dahu La Shareika Lahu)
I promise

 

[fox69]

"Vats Of Urine"
(feat. Mooninites)

"Vats Of Urine"
(feat. Mooninites)



[Ignignokt:] Behold y'all, the digital vats of urine
[Err:] Drink up bitches! Taste our liquid gold
[Ignignokt:] Err, you must respect yourself
[Ignignokt:] Forst you wreck yourself
[Err:] Hey man, you made a rhyme!
[Ignignokt:] Yes it is for I am a rap God, from beyond the moon
[MF Doom:]
Everybody talkin 'bout pistols, gats is boring
He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine
All pro, check the stats, his style scorin
While you at it, double check that Cristal you're pourin
Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses
Broads don't see it, since they don't got these, conveniences
Thank God she's not a ho
In the studio when you gotta go, you gotta go
Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin
You don't wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin
If any contestant splash, he's disqualified
Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side
Put a bum in a even better pickle
Reality show, how far would you go, to get a nickel?
...let alone a buck
Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin - yuck!
Remember, tomorrow is garbage day
It's not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away
Once it gets ripened and fermented
It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented
Tempted by a empty can of Guinness
Or waitin until we get there, say two or three minutes
Yeah, when it's fresh, it's sterile
Some say digestible, even edible
If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble
Survive dehydration, guzzle your own cup full
Some day, you may even show your son how
To use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder
Funded by friends of ours who's generous
Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas
[Err:] He's like a rap God
[Err:] He's like a big log, that you find in your toilet
[Ignignokt:] Fo' real!
[Err:] Bow down and suck his knees!
[Ignignokt:] And I am about to kick it all up in here
[Err:] Stand by for kicking!
[Ignignokt:] I am the kicker Err, not you
[Ignignokt:] You kick elsewhere
[Err:] This sucks man, I'm bored
[Ignignokt:] Me too!