Ludacris

[fox69]

"If I Aint F'd Up"

"If I Aint F'd Up"


[Hook:]
I been drinkin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I
Ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel
Right
I been smokin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel
Right
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I don't
Feel right

[Verse 1:]
Conjure straight up on the rocks I don't chase shit
Real nigga man, your crew be on that fake shit
When it come to getting slizzered, man I hold the belt
Swimming pool full of liquor, bitch I'm Michael Phelps
Drowning all you non-drinkers, non-smokers,
Non-dippers, non-poppers
Babysitter drinking thinking that you might have to go see a doctor
Stop the bullshittin', I let these punks know
If you ain't turnt, what the fuck you in the club for?
These niggas must be bout that life, bitch you damn right
Get out my section, off my couch and out my damn sight
Ever since I left the crib, I hit the ground running
Tell the waitress keep
Them motherfucking bottles coming

[Hook]
I been drinkin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel
Right
If I
Ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I don't
Feel
Right
I been smokin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel

Right
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I
Don't
Feel right

[Verse 2:]
The be like Luda looking rough, but his rhymes smooth
I'm in the studio, I gotta get my mind skewed
Give me that cup, give me that
Blunt, give me that sticky green
Give me that light, give me that sprite, and that promethazine
Sippin' slow, no ho, I'm not in no rush bitch
Don't tell my doctor, let's just keep this on the hush bitch
I'm on another level, these niggas on the floor
They be like who's Luda's suplier, bitch you'll never know
Top notch, top tier, I'm a top nigga
Slap her bottom while your girlfriend give me top nigga
Told her listen, you should gargle more, and speak less
We took some shots
And turned that shit into a drink fest

[Hook:]
I been drinkin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I
Ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel
Right
I been smokin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel
Right
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I don't
Feel right

[Bridge:]
I can't think straight
Take a smoke break
Get the blood
Goin', goin'
Light it up and
Smoke somethin'
Smoke somethin'
Smoke
Somethin'
Smoke somethin'

I can't think straight
Take a drink
Break
Get the cup goin', goin'
Fill it up
Drink somethin'
Drink
Somethin'
Drink somethin'
Drink somethin'

[Hook:]
I been drinkin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I
Ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel
Right
I been smokin' all night
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel
Right
If I ain't fucked up I don't feel right
If I ain't fucked up I don't
Feel right

 

[fox69]

"In My Life"
(feat. John Legend)

"In My Life"
(feat. John Legend)



Yeah, I used to care so much what people thought about me
Now I really could give a fuck
Not when I own over $15 million in real estate
And bought all the Fast & Furious trucks, haha
See, everyday I put in work and my salary grows
So excuse me I'm not caught up on reality shows
See the Bridges Family values on the southside
I live in Atlanta but do not have an Atlanta house, why?
I'm not married, I've never been engaged
But yo dumb-ass believes whatever's on the front page
See some of these bloggers don't even believe their own lies
Turn the computer screen into a mirror, look at'cha own lives
Cause technology exceeds all humanity
But there's a thin line between genius and insanity
Now private pics on my private no longer private, mane
Hope I can gets some privacy up on my private plane

[Chorus - John Legend:]
Ohh-whoa, livin' in the spotlight
Oh if it's too hot, too hot tonight, I think I'm gonna take flight
But I'ma be alright (alright) I'ma be alright (I'ma be alright)
Let me liiive, 'til I die - ohh I

I'm doin' interviews, gettin' asked the same questions from 10 years ago
Wonderin' to myself what the fuck I'm there for
Now that my daughter's a CEO at the age of 10
And I got restaurants inside Atlanta's airport
That repetition will drive any human being nutty
I'd rather be in my own crib, on my own couch
Thinkin' I got that "do what the fuck I wanna do" money
Yeah, and then I went to Quincy Jones' house
Realize I didn't have shit, got some work to do
Soon as you get some money, it's gon' be someone with more than you
Sci-fi movies, the fans said "This album's overdue
And if you don't put some music out, these niggas gon' be over you"
Talkin' 'bout "Where that old Luda for the rapper's sake?"
But Ursher told me if I don't evolve, I'll evaporate
I've gotten better, motherfucker if you listen
If you're smart and went to college better use your intuition

[Chorus]

Yeah, my own expectations I exceeded them
And when people say Luda's underrated, I'd agree with 'em
They said I'm so visual, they overlook the lyrics
But every verse you get a sample if your mind can clear it
Then steer it in the direction of your memory
And I'll be satisfied when I'm celebrated for centuries
Wrote a song for my girl, she couldn't stand straight
My man said, "Don't release it, you'll ruin your female fan base"
I said, "Man, my female fan base gon' be here for forever"
Cause even though I'm with one, to them we're still together
And who am I to tell 'em different if my voice can freak 'em?
Long as I can continue coming through all of that speakers
I'm a man of choice words but I speak the truth
And I ain't scared of shit except God in a life jail suit
Especially when all of my bills are paid for
And God answered everything that I prayed for

[Chorus 2X]

[John Legend ad-libs to the end]

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"


Puff it pass it
Puff it pass it
Puff it puff puff puff it
Smokin' cheeba, twisted blisted, lifted puff it pass it
(Get it)
Smokin' cheeba, twisted blisted, lifted puff it pass it
(It's the Battle Of The Sexes)
Smokin' cheeba, twisted blisted, lifted puff it pass it
(Get it)
Smokin' cheeba, twisted blisted, lifted puff it pass it

[Chorus - Ludacris]
Now I heard the ladies
They aight but they ain't hittin' on nothin'
Do my fellas run this motherfucker?
(Hell yeah!)

[Female]
Now I heard the fellas
They aight but they ain't hittin' on nothin'

Do my ladies run this motherfucker?

[Verse - Ludacris]
Luda!
On your mark, get set, put the music in the deck
And turn it up and let the system go
You done heard a lot of people in the past
But you never heard a nigga like this befo'
Ain't nobody better let the records show
If they outta order let a tec just blow
Over the border, I be in Mexico
Throwin' it up like an anorexic hoe
Anybody thinkin' like they just don't know
Tell 'em that Luda gotta electric flow
Come and see me live and I wreck a show
Sucka niggas better find the exit row
Extra cheese and the extra dough
And I'ma keep goin til the record's broke
So if you don't mean what you say when you spit it on a track
What the FUCK YOU RAPPING FOR?
Women wanna get me and I can't say no
So I get 'em fast and I sex 'em slow
But every now and then it get hectic
They holdin' on tight to a nigga and I gotta let go
Gotta go sign on the X with O's
Wrist gotta shine and my neck just glow
It's a man's world
And all you women I just want the rest to know

[Chorus - Ludacris]
Now I heard the ladies
They aight but they ain't hittin' on nothin'
Do my fellas run this motherfucker?
(Hell yeah!)

[Female]
Now I heard the fellas
They aight but they ain't hittin' on nothin'
Do my ladies run this motherfucker?

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"


Yeh, ohh!
Check me out, look

It goes love, hate, pleasure and pain
Fo' albums in the can and I'm STILL in the game (what up?)
And last album, they don't like me to tell this
Debuted at #1 and sold more records than Elvis (shut up!)
That's what they tellin me, switch up your melody
Through with misdemeanors, they tryin to give rappers felonies
So they can lock us up one at a time
But true writers stay FREE in e'ry one of our lines
And if you not feelin I'm the cream of the crop
I'll KNOCK rappers off your list 'til I get to the top!
Still you lookin at a man that's financially stable
Only nigga gettin checks cut from four different labels
That Pillsbury dough, women poke my guts
Still I walk around the streets like I'm broke as FUCK
So if you see me in your town and I appear to be moody
It's cause I'm thinkin 'bout plans that's bigger than Serena booty
Me and Shaka still starvin and lookin for meals
And HEADS UP! Ludacris is almost out of his deal
I'm over ten million sold, every album is CRACK
And for now I'm bout to carry Def Jam on my BACK
Mad rappers I hear you talkin way down at the bottom
Though I make big money, still handle small problems
The ramblin at the mouth, I don't PLAY THAT SHIT
I'm the best and I ain't really got SAY THAT SHIT!

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"


Shhh, they're about to start the movie

[Intro]
And, hear ye, hear ye
Disturbing Tha Peace presents, "Theater of the Mind"
Get your popcorn, get your popcorn
You scoot over to the left a little bit
Single file line now
It's an extravagant event starring Ludacris
Please silence all cell phones
We're about to go on a ride!
Let the show beginnnnnn!

[Ludacris]
Lights, camera, annnnnd
ACTION! Take 6, Ludacris, it's nice to meet ya
Blow the smoke in the air 'til I blow out your brain
Turn it up until I blow out your speakers
Gotta keep them Tweeters tweakin, gotta keep them woofers pumpin
Then I blow out one of these verses
Spit 'em in ya, got a million more comin
However you want it, I can give it but you gotta admit it
Other rappers talk it, try to walk it, Luda live it
Sign it and seal it, multi-mil' it, said it and did it
They give me sixteen bars on another nigga's song
and you know that I'ma FUCKIN KILL IT
Cause I'm the FUCKIN realest, when it comes to this rappin sheeit
Semi-automatic tongue when I spit another verse cock back, I'm packin beeitch
And I'm back and attackin with album six
Tell them other niggaz we see danger
Probably cause I got enough, albums to fill yo' CD changer
Gotta buy my whole collection, gotta beat my whole selection
Hit your neighborhood record sto', and you can get it in the smokin section
Now that's a coke connection, these fiends are addicted to it
No guts no glory, so that's my story and I'm STICKIN to it

That's my story and I'm stickin to it
Here's my story and I'm stickin to it
Here's my story and I'm stickin to it
Here some stories and I'm stickin to it
Annnnnd CUT! On a good gate we're movin on

 

[fox69]

"It Wasn't Us"

"It Wasn't Us"


[Chorus - repeat 2x]
They wanna know why I hit like that, spit like that,
shit like that, maybe because I get like that,
kick like that, rip like that
They wanna know why I rhyme like that, shine like that,
climb like that, cuz the world is mine like that
(yours like that) mine like that

[Ludacris]
You can get your whole crews, even niggas that owe you
They ain't paid you shit you can drink some cold brew
and throw on them old shoes and jump in the whip
you can come and find us, be right behind us and insert the clip
You hear something that went "clack" "clack" "clack"
Somebody went down but it wasn't us
you can settle 'bout two meals get hooked up with a good deal
Start stackin' dough you can ride your mobile
Get 20 inch big wheels and collect some hoes
Tou can even start eatin' good and smokin' good
but you pressin' your luck and you say wha'
Somebody went bankrupt shiit but it wasn't us

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
You can go to the drawing board just start from stratch
All over again clean
or you can tell a bunch of officers that I'm the one to catch
But my niggas is the police
you can try to blame me or even try to frame me but I'll make bail now
somebody goin' to jail shit but it wasn't us
You do track after track, and walls get plaque after plaque
CD's on rack after rack no moe selling sac' after sac'
You could've had that good life, good kids and a good wife
It was yours to earn but the records stores gettin' returns
shiit but it wasn't us

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
You could be
goin on worldwide tours and see your face on every magezine
or you can flip to channel after channel
and see that ass on the TV screen
You can pay for expensive videos
and have whole lot of big bootie hoes
but when the shit start comin to a close
shiiit but it wasn't us
You can use your back-up plan, even call him your back-up man
and start think'in quick
You can call on your back-up hoes, even call the back-up pros
and tell 'em to suck a dick
and you tell just to get deez
and you tell just to pay the fees
and to pay their dues, and they catchin those STD's
Shiit but it wasn't us

[Chorus (repeat 2x)]

 

[fox69]

"Jingalin'"

"Jingalin'"


They jingalin' baby, go head baby
They jingalin' baby, go head baby
They jingalin' baby, go head baby
They jingalin' baby

Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', ooh she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'

Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, jiggle it, now that do that shit
Jiggle it baby, jiggle it baby

She jingalin', she too legit
She seems to know, just what to do with it
She proud of it, other women gotta really acknowledge it
Cause when she hit that stripper pole, her booty swallow it
So go girl, go get it, go girl, go kill it
See if your girl with my girl
Your girl gonna get the business
We gon take a sip of that potion
Put some things in motion, we gone slice hood, and dice hood
And bust the bitch wide open cause its
Freaks anonymous united here
You niggas ain't invited here
I got me a girl from the ghetto
Now jingle that shit like is jello

Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', ooh she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'

Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, jiggle it, now that do that shit
Jiggle it baby, jiggle it baby

I'm claiming it, cause she is aiming it
Right at me so I could put my name on it
She banging it, trap star she sanging it
She go to work, and put all these women to shame with it
And damn the girl so 'bout it, yeah the crown she got its
She be jigglin so much, she got me jiggling all of my wallet
I'm like ooh the girl deserve it, man, nobody so perfect
When she step out in the club,
Every single one of you bitches get murdered
So you better come with your A game
Cause I'm longer than a freight train
So girl you know better than to be teasing me with that tang tang
I'll bang out that head board so much, we'll make the bed ache
Now jangle till you get a head ache

Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', ooh she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'

Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, jiggle it, now that do that shit
Jiggle it baby, jiggle it baby

Yeah, gonna jingle with the mister
Jingle with your momma, jingle with your sister
Like, yeah, gonna jingle for some means
Jingle with your courin, jingle with your friends like
Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle,
Make it clap, make it clap, make it clap, make it
Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle,
Make it clap, make it clap, make it clap, make it

That girl hella bad, I wanna pop hella tags
The way that booty propels it needs a hella pad
Or a landin strip , they don't need to panic trick
Drop that apple bottle right down on my banana clip
I cock and aim and shoot it
So insane how you move it, love it how you drop it like it's hot
Then take a little time off and just cool it
Cause it needs some time to breathe
Gonna give it a squeeze, cause them lips, hips and thighs
And even them double D's

Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', ooh she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'
Jingalin', jingalin', jingalin', go head, she jingalin'

Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, do that shit, now jiggle
Go head baby, go head baby, jiggle it, now that do that shit
Jiggle it baby, jiggle it baby

 

[fox69]

"John Madden 2000 Theme"

"John Madden 2000 Theme"


[Ludacris]
Maaaaaaaaan, get out my way and watch out as I come through
Bustin' in your line, crackin' helmets in two
I bring the pain, so what'cha gone do?
Stand there and just get shook out your shoes
So clean out your locker, I'm out to get'cha
Cuz I just popped ya, you can't take the pressure
You might as well quit, cuz you just can't last
Madden two thou put your face in the grass
And your spine in the DIRT, so put on a SKIRT
If you step on the field and don't wanna get HURT
Just bruised and beaten, all black and blue
And it's been like that since Madden '92

[Ludacris]
You better come harder than hard, rougher than rough
Put up your guard, get ready to crush
It's thangs on this field that you just can't change
E.A. Sports, it's in the game, what'cha want?
(The rock in the palm of my hands!!!)
What'cha got? (I got John Madden!!!!)
What'cha want?
(The rock in the palm of my hands!!!)
What'cha got? (I got John Madden!!!!)
What'cha want?
(The rock in the palm of my hands!!!)
What'cha got? (I got John Madden!!!!)
What'cha want?
(The rock in the palm of my hands!!!)
What'cha got? (I got John Madden!!!!)
Feel the power

 

[fox69]

"Keep It On The Hush"

"Keep It On The Hush"


[Preacher]
sister, mother so glad to see you
so glad your parol came through
so glad everybody came out this morning
we reading from the book of hush, today
verse sixty-nine, come on somebody, come on somebody
good to see all of you came out this morning
even though some of you just leave at one twelve
smellin like booty, and hennessee, come on
cabasille double shots, ha-hah, it dont matter!

[Chorus]
Keep it on the hush, dont say nothing
Aint gone be no talking, while Im doing my thang
Keep it on the hush, dont say nothing
Aint gone be no talking, while Im doing my thang

[Ludacris]
Im loving the way your legs go so far back, your one of those flexible girls
I figure your daddy always said you was one of the best in this world
But never the less in this world, Im just proffesional girl
I teach 'em a lesson, have 'em stressin and confessin the girl
How good it was, and how good it could be, if they just tried it
Taking my double dosage skip the daily dick diet
T-ried it, they so excited, and cant hide it
Im trying to do my thang, but you gotta be quiet

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Now even when i just come in your house
and cover your mouth because your momma is home
You grippin' the sheets and making a effort not to holler and moan
You got to keep it on the hush, cause we in no rush
You tellin' me its the little things that mean so much
And its an illusion to think you can match what I can do best
So if ya man call, tell him to put some hair on his chest
But he dont even have to know, we keepin it on the low
You walking it like a dog, and stay working it like a pro, so..

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Imma taste ya neck, and begin to nibble around your earlobes
Down to your belly button, then im un-snappin' your bra
thinkin' your titties are tryna tell me somethin
Hard nipples, colder then ice-sicles
Workin' it with my tounge, you can just tell me if it tickles
Freaky deaky kinda sneaky, Ludacris and the gang
Disturbin' the peace, we runnin' the streets and steady slangin' them thangs
But you gotta keep the noise down, in order to keep the boy down
Its joy all around, and you know how it sounds, if you just..

[Chorus - repeat til fade]

[Preacher]
As the crime scene evolves, the doors are open, the doors are open

Look at you sister Johnson in the front row
with thongs on, your legs open tryna tempt me
keep it on the hush, i'll be over at about seven o'clock
keep it on the hush, shhh

 

[fox69]

"Large Amounts"

"Large Amounts"


[Chorus 4X]
In this life one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
[Luda speaks in the background]

[Verse One]
Now everybody wants a piece of my pocket
And it don't help when I'm screaming on these records that I'm rich
Calling people from my number now I block it
Cuz there's nothing worse then getting haunted by a stockin' ass bitch (oh yeah)
Cuz good game I'm talkin' and yet you're so true some women will have you feeling blue like cris
I lay my feet upon the path and now I'm walkin'
I spread my wealth out or someone close will have me layin' in a ditch
I have my friends steal from me
Snatch my credit card and my wallet hit the town and leave outstanding bills for me
They say I got the cash for it and I can't recall one single member of my family that never
asked for it
They've been kicking down doors and bustin' out flows
They can't get me on the phone so they surprise me at my show
And everybody needs a loan plus they say they won't blow it
All I hear "common cuss you know I'm good for it" (man)

[Chorus 4X]

[Verse Two]
Now don't get me wrong cuz being rich is such a beautiful thing
But more money, more problems people drive me insane
Now giving no handouts no more so take advantage and flee
My goal's to set my friends up to make some paper like me
Put them in position and make their wishes come...true
So they can have multiple accounts gain interest over night
Given a million dollars, what you gone...do?
Wrap your life for your kids-kids or would you spend it over night?
Now see me I do both I got unlimited funds
My daughters life was set before her stankin' butt turned one
And it don't help that I got 4 or 5 retirement funds
So if I choose before I'm 30 I can lay in the sun
My dividends can show and prove the real meaning of fun
That's why I live by the sword but you can die by my gun
The IRS `ll never sweat me or even put up a fight
Cuz I'm sure I pay more in taxes then you made in your life
Because...

[Chorus 4X]

[Verse Three]
Now women these days don't want a man without a nice pay check
So we splurge even though our lives ain't in right place yet
Buying jewellery and some cars just to impress these whores
Meanwhile your child's poor like "daddy why you left me for?"
Yeah but it all comes back that's why I named my daughter Karma (yup)
Who teaching me the lesson of life and making me smarter
I sweep her off her feet cuz I'm her knight in shining armour
And I have your fucking head if anybody tries to harm her
Got to teach her about the game that most of us niggaz are spitin?
About these scandalous ass women that get money thru gifts
They suck a cold hard wood for some cold hard cash
Or ride a brother good to put a foot up on the gas
So that brand new ride pick up our friends
While you're slippin` she slides
Drop top Benz gold diggers inside
Crazy what the world will do for money
Thinking that everything will be alright
Cuz...

[Chorus repeat till end]