Less Than Jake

[fox69]

"Channel 16"

"Channel 16"



They say a man should always dress
for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate
in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker
stole my identity
now I'm in here every evening
serving chowder and iced tea

Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (Yee Haw)
I could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
so you don't end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts

 

[fox69]

"Channel 2"

"Channel 2"


If you want to win the game you gotta take good aim
and get the most marbles with your hippo

Playing Hungry Hungry Hungry Hippos
Hungry Hungry Hippos

[Talking:]
Hungry Hungry Hippos is the name of the game
and whose ever hippo grabs the most marbles wins

Playing Hungry Hungry Hungry Hippos
Hungry Hungry Hippos

[Talking:]
Hungry Hungry Hippos
from Hasbeen

Hugnry Hungry Hippos

 

[fox69]

"Channel 3"

"Channel 3"



It's time for Animaniacs
and we're zany to the max
so just sit back and relax
you'll laugh til you collapse
we're Animaniacs

Come join the Warner brothers
and the Warner sister Dot
just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
they lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
but we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot

We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko Yaks
Wacko packs away the snacks
while Bill Clinton plays the sax
we're Animaniacs

Meet Pinky and The Brain who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy whacks em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse
the writers flipped, we have no script, why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs
we have pay for play contracts
we're zany to the max
there's bologna in our slacks
we're Animany
totally insaney
covers are lamey
Animaniacs
those are the facts

 

[fox69]

"Channel 4"

"Channel 4"




[Talking:]
Welcome to McBowel's, can I take your order?

Two!
all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

[Talking:]
I'm really stoned, can you repeat that?

Two!
all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

[Talking:]
Do you want that Super Sized?

No!

 

[fox69]

"Channel 5"

"Channel 5"



Now the world don't move
to the beat of just one drum
what might be right for you
may not right be right for some
a man is born
he's a man of means
then along come two
they got nothing but their jeans
but they got

Diff'rent strokes, it takes
diff'rent strokes, it takes
diff'rent strokes to move the world

Everybody's got a special kind of story
everybody finds a way to shine
it don't matter that you got
not a lot, so what?
they'll have theirs, you'll have yours and I'll have mine
and together we'll be fine

It takes
diff'rent strokes to move the world, yes it does
it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world
mmmmmmmmm

 

[fox69]

"Channel 6"

"Channel 6"



Yes, no, maybe
I don't know
can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now
you're not the boss of me now
you're not the boss of me now
and you're not so big
you're not the boss of me now
you're not the boss of me now
you're not the boss of me now
and you're not so big

Life is unfair

 

[fox69]

"Channel 7"

"Channel 7"


You can do it, do it, do do do it

You can do it
you can do the Pac Man
Pac Man Cereal, do the Pac Man
with Pac Man marshamallows, you can open wide
gobble up the ghosts that are hiding inside

Marshmallow orange, red, pink and blue
gobble up good cause they might chomp you

You can do it
you can do the Pac Man

[Talking:]
Packed with marshmallows and corn pops
Pac Man Cereal is part of a well balanced breakfast

You can do it
you can do the Pac Man

 

[fox69]

"Channel 8"

"Channel 8"



Scooby Dooby Doo where are you
we've got some work to do now
Scooby Dooby Doo where are you
we need some help from you now
Come on Scooby Doo, I see you
pretending you've got a sliver
you're not fooling me, cause I can see
the way you shake and shiver

You know we've got a mystery to solve so Scooby Doo get ready for your act don't hold back
and Scooby Doo if you come through you're gonna have yourself a Scooby Snack that's a fact

Scooby Dooby Doo where are you
you're ready and you're willing
if we can count on you, Scooby Doo
I know you'll catch that villain

 

[fox69]

"Channel 9"

"Channel 9"



Gimme a break
gimme a break
break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar
gimme a break
gimme a break
break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar

 

[fox69]

"Cheez (7" Version)"

"Cheez (7" Version)"


("Everyone to the bar!")

[Chorus:]
Don't call me Rich
don't call me George
just call me cheez
that's who [alt: what] I am
[x3]
not Rich, not George
I'm Cheez

Civilized until the keg runs dry
and he's tried
to drink from 9 to 5
and then from 5 to 9
always drunk and going crazy
(always) drunk, going [alt: and] crazy
you better believe it

[Chorus]

Chesterfield, where the keg's never dry
it's always filled
have another beer with fear
have another beer or two
then he'll show you his cheese tattoo
always drunk, going crazy
you better believe it

[Chorus]

(alt: Don't call me Rich
don't call me George
just call me cheez
that's what I am
[x3]
not Rich Allen George
I'm Cheez)