GWAR

[fox69]

"I Hate Love Songs"

"I Hate Love Songs"



I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate movies with happy endings
Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
Like you
I hate wet dreams and masturbation
I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
I hate flowers and little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you
I'm bored with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily
I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
other people's pain takes my mind off you
I love puppies when they're road-kill
They're too cute too live, too cute to live
like you
I'm bored with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily
I hate love songs
I hate love so I hate you

 

[fox69]

"I Love The Pigs"

"I Love The Pigs"



We stand before the gates of Hell
Smeared with filthy bacon smell
Not all cops are pigs
Some of them are dicks
It is their duty to beat you...
...with a BIG FUCKING STICK!

I LOVE THE PIGS!!!!

The cheap allure
Of human manure
You busted her for junk
And soon your dashboard,
Was spackled with spunk

You stopped for a bit
But you couldn't quit
I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs
You killed and killed again,
And got away with it

The body count rose, yet,
Yet, still I craved more
Fighting just crime had become such a bore
That one magic night when I raped with a mop...
That sure got 'round the shop!

'Til an AK took my head off
In a drug deal gone way wrong
By some weird Asian dude
That they called Knobby Tong
Still they called it suicide...
At the funeral the Sgt. cried...

You stopped for a bit
But you couldn't quit
I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs
You killed and killed again,
And got away with it

You wanted to do right...
But right, it felt so wrong...
The filthy streets ate your soul
That's how you wound up
Deep in this hole.

See them in their grandeur
White Knights of the Realm
They are all my children...
Follow me to hell...follow me to hell!

Then Satan smiled upon you
You became a god
It became your resurrection
Undeath of the damned
Resplendent in his harness
His flanks are flecked in seed
Cybernetic knucklehead
Centurion of greed

You stopped for a bit
But you couldn't quit
I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs
You killed and killed again,
And got away with it

They combined a man with a hog
Then they sewed on the dick of a dog
Good with a club, but not a great shot...
I guess even hell needs a cop...

Renegade cops who as priests wield their clubs and their guns
They get to have all the fun!

 

[fox69]

"I Suck On My Thumb"

"I Suck On My Thumb"



Every time that I see you
I think that you're dumb
Every time that I see you
I suck on my thumb
You're asking a question
How come
Every time that I see you
I suck on my thumb
I suck on my thumb I love you

 

[fox69]

"I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)"

"I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)"



When I first met you, I knew I loved you.
Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna
cum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips,
now I mount your hips. Now I read
your mind, your slimey hind--Sublime!
I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling.
I race unto the plague. I'll bring you
a big coat of butter--to slick your
dead dick way. I'm in love with a
dead dog...
Paw in fist we stalk through the
rutabaga garden. We've been to the clinic,
we know our love is clean. We walk to-
gether, but fill up seperately. We share
a cheese ball. We just do it all. The
butter so bitter, the shitter. Well it
gapes vacantly. The higher the litter,
the shitter, has justly righted three...
(The Death of Pookie)
You begin to bore me, with your breath
like rubber. You scream "Don't stop",
I hope you don't pop. I'm in love, with
a shove, meaty glove.

 

[fox69]

"I, Bonesnapper"

"I, Bonesnapper"



Invade your planet from outer space
Invade your planet to tear off your face
Incade your planet to enslave your race
No matter what creed, color or caste

Scumdog slaves
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slaveship
I would take them there
Scumdog slaveship
Waiting in the air
Shipped in containers to the torture planet
Where I was born!
I would take them there
Scumdog slaveship
In the atmosphere

I AM NOT A TURTLE!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

Lone survivor of endless war
Drenched in blood, soaked in gore
Shafted again, I get sore
Return to Earth to even the score
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Where I was born!
Scumdog slave world
I would take them there
Scumdog slave world
I am Bonesnapper!
Churning bodies with a roaring engine
I was reborn!
Burning in the air
Scumdog slave world
Has no atmosphere

NOBODY LIKES ME ANYWAY!
IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN!

In the years before I was caught by GWAR
I was an evil troll with a lust for more
Caught in the bowels of the Pyramid tomb
Nowhere to run
Doom!
Wereboth, the wizard
Marrowsucker, my friend
Both killed by foes led to my end
At night we would fight
And drink impaled ale
By the burning corpse light
From planet to planet
From war to war
We enslave and conquer
Worlds by the score
The battle, campaign
Operation, the tour
Scumdogs need
Slaves, more, more, more, more
My resume inspired
GWAR said "you're hired"
The battle with Syn is gonna be a riot
We raged in space
Destroyed the wrong place
So the Master banished us with no trace
Then we fell to Earth
And for what it's worth
No one remembers me
Since our re-birth
When it gets real gory
GWAR gets the glory
I get the blame
Fuckin' end of story

I, Bonesnapper
I was reborn
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
I, Bonesnapper
Slaveship master
I, track, trap, train
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves
Slaveship master
Scumdog slaves

 

[fox69]

"If I Could Be That"

"If I Could Be That"



Angry
Stupid
Drunken
Violent
Angry
Stupid
Bitter
Won't be silent
I wanna be something
I wanna see something
I'm gonna get nothing
I want you
I wanna be something
Don't wanna be nothing
If I could be that
If I could really be that
If I could be that for you
I'll huff and puff
I'd like to blow my life down
If I could be that for you
Angry stupid bitter violent
angry stupid won't be silent
Angry stupid violent
I want you

 

[fox69]

"Immortal Corrupter"

"Immortal Corrupter"



Centuries of carnage
Centuries of chaos yet unfolding
A planet built on bone
Spinning in a space
Unmolded

Armies are arrayed
Like toys on tabletops it's almost funny
Bodies raped and flayed
The sea is red with blood the sky is sunny

Immortal!
Corrupter!

Your entrails are displayed
Upon a rack we break the bones within you
Your fighters are dismayed and wonder if it is wise to continue
To resist my will
The babies that I bake fill a volcano
I'm clogging up the kill
My wretched baby paste requires Drano

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Chew the womb, seal the tomb, leave the dead behind
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind

The betrayer is enraged
His mask is gone his crimson hauberk cloven
His brains they are arrayed
Amongst the ruin of the lies he'd spoken

Immortal!
Corrupter!

And if I was a sperm
I'd consecrate my germ and then continue
And if I was a worm
I'd find a way that I could crawl up in you

Crawl up in you!

And if I was a sperm...
Immortal!
And if I was a worm...
Corrupter!
If I was a sperm, if I was a germ...

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind

 

[fox69]

"In Her Fear"

"In Her Fear"



In her fear in her fear in her fear
You tried to walk away
How far did you go
And then you came back
You called to let me know
I went to visit you
I rode on a bus
But when I got to you
By then you were on the bus
In her fear in her fear in her fear
I called to let you know
I called just, I called just, just
But there was no one home.
I'm coming after you
I'm gonna make you love me
And you'll be so proud of me
That when I visit you
You won't be scared of me
I come to visit you
I just want to talk to you now
I just wanna look at you
Now I'm strapped to the electric chair
In her fear

 

[fox69]

"Intro"

"Intro"



From beyond the grave
Beyond all sound
Beneath the world
In flames we found
A menace spawned
From time so deep
And from that abyss death did creep
To take from us what we could not give
And steal the life of those who would live
He comes though time to finish his task
Steal our might
Tear of our mask
With the stuff of life
Jizmoglobin
He comes through time
To slob on my knobbin'
Against his foe
His matchless strength
His fiendish servants
His probing length
He comes to devour all that we are
And if he succeeds it's the death...of...GWAR
Will there be a new Master the children will cry
For in this new world even death...can...die

 

[fox69]

"Jack The World"

"Jack The World"


Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow
Here's an iron fist of death for you to swallow
Undead from Antarctia, the signals pumping free
C'mon lets wake the maggot up, it's on
Slave Pit TV
You might sleep on concrete slabs, or be a blithering bohab
Yet your growth is exponential if you consume excremental
[Chorus:]
Pay to Play
Every single day
You feel your brain cells
Melt away
The appalling calling
Why don't you go away?
We'll jack your world!
Now your in the maggot chamber, corpses fill the charnel manger
Toilets pointing underground, can't forget the sloppy sound
Jack jack the world [x3]
[Chorus]
I wanna suck like lovers do I wanna lose a
Grammy too I wanna kick the teeth outta you