GWAR

[fox69]

"Damnation Under God"

"Damnation Under God"



Damnation!
To tame the raging wanderlust
That surges in my thighs
I'll summon chaos legions
From the Krethek Nebuli
Watch the lard fields glisten
On the shores of Vulva-Core
See the sled of nebulon
Risen to the fore

The myriad delights
Asgardian nights
The Heavens un-clog
Damnation under God
Agape and Agog
Damnation under God

Desecrate the pleasure barge
Of Vage-Vomit Way
Go search for my Father
On the planet of the Gays
Seek the Fiend named Dr. Skull
Join him in his wars
Go and find my Mother
On the planet of the whores

Interbreed with Mulaks
To create a master race
Scourge the Cliffs of Cara
With and image of my face
Tame an Acid-Dragon
From the Caves of Kahza-Nix
Finally Obliterate
Flab-Quarv Six

The Aztec Delights
Vampires in tights
The Heavens un-clog
Damnation Under God
Agape and Agog
Damnation under God

Damnation
Damnation
Damnation
Damnation
Under God

 

[fox69]

"Death Pod"

"Death Pod"


Death Pod comes from the sky - it does
Through the space, through the stone
Where the Master grows his clones
Where the legions wage eternal war
We were born in this place
Slaughtering race after race
We were part of
The Scumdogs of the
Universe
[Chorus:]
Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Hey Hey!
The Death Pod is leaving
The Death Pods dismissed
The Death Pod is coming
The Death Pod is pissed
Death Pod comes from the sky - it does
The Master he gave us tools to despoil all he ruled
Plasma cannons spewing death on anything that dared protrude
But we craved for power, the wars been getting sour
The Pod was built, millions kilt, and something that could kick my ass
[Chorus]
Sucking the scrod, blowing my wad
Blowing my wad all over God Dismissed!
Foolish mortal you didn't barge in on the power of the Death Pod did ya?
Huh, huh? Well now you shall receive:
The heat-seeking moister missile Death Pod comes from the sky - it does
The day it came, the blood was rain
We harvested eternal pain
The battle raged for a billion years
But through the burning corpses pall
It was revealed that GWAR would fall
And were banished to this miserable mudball planet.
[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"Decay Of Grandeur"

"Decay Of Grandeur"



Lights fade, all is shade
Zombies stalk the promenade
This is promise of eternity
Piles of dead, impaled head
Steaming peat is wretched red
They say history is written in such ways

Trust in rust, dirt and dust
Worms awaiting all of us
At least that's what I heard
Crows soar, lions roar
Chaos rules forevermore
The human race is the only X factor

The decay of grandeur
From riches to rot
The decay of grandeur say
To have and then have not

Kings crouch, the throne is doomed
Assassins reach the inner room
The jester has become the interloper
The Queen is struck, then runs amuck
Her carriage wallows in the muck
The cemetery was moved indoors

The decay of grandeur
From riches to rot
The decay of grandeur say
To have and then have not

Some say we have lost our reason
Some say we have lost our minds
Spinning in the blackest wisdom
Coveting the darkest wine
I say have your host amongst us
And there you tarry for a time
All your virtue shall desert you
Decaying grandeur, box of pine

First the sound, and then the smell
Sonorous the eldritch bell
Send you to the seven hells in time

The decay of grandeur
From riches to rot
The decay of grandeur say
To have and then have not
In time, in time, in time, in time...Decay

 

[fox69]

"Destroyed"

"Destroyed"



He's got plenty of drugs
But he can't find his guitar
Winds up drowning in puke
Or with a needle hanging out of his arm

This is plea for drugs
This is a plea for booze
This is a plea for junk
Anything I can use

I'll shoot junk in my eye
I can't die
Whoops- I'm already dead!
Maggots are writhing inside my head

This is plea for drugs
This is a plea for booze
This is a plea for junk
Anything I can use

Desperate for anything
Anything I can use
A plea for drugs
An appeal from me to you
There is nothing you can do
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die...

See me failing, see me sprawling, see me...go through your purse
See me crying, see me dying, see me....ride off in a hearse

This is a plea for drugs
This is an appeal from me to you
There is nothing you can do
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die...

I'm pathetic! Yet magnetic!
That is until the drugs are gone
Then I am a total dick until I get a good load on
Don't want to fucking shoot myself, that would be a mess
I really should O.D. on junk, I think that would be best!

This is plea for drugs
This is a plea for booze
This is a plea anything
Anything I can use

A plea for drugs
An appeal from me to you
There is nothing you can do
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die...

 

[fox69]

"Dirty, Filthy"

"Dirty, Filthy"



Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy,
dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy
You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too
You're dirty filthy baby, but I love you
Why don't you just admit you're a dirty rotten sonuva bitch?

 

[fox69]

"Don't Need A Man"

"Don't Need A Man"




Hush my baby,
Don't cry tonight
My ears are sick of that sound
I've been searching
For someone to love
Looks like your all that that I've found.
I've been up
I've been down
Got a man in every port and every town
I've got nothing
Boy toys and playthings
Are a shallow reward...
Don't need a lover
Don't need a man
I don't need anything
I don't need a man
I need the moon
I need a star
I need an equal to capture my heart
I've had all types
Of men in this world
I've had princes and frogs
Chocolate Vanilla
Rich, poor, and the killer
Devil, demi-god, clergy and dog
Men they will come
Men they will go
You'er not what I'd call a man
Nothing on earth could satisfy me
I can do better I can
I know I can...
Don't need a lover
Don't need a man
I don't need anything
I don't need a man
I need the moon
I need a star
I need an equal to capture my heart.

END.
that's kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers down
drop 'em down laddy's
drop 'em down lassie's
drop 'em down one by one
now drop 'em down all over the land
what a cheeky ass, cheeky ass
oh come to me, me lassie
oh lassie, little lassie
oh sweet little
island miss with
yer legs and yer kilt are stinkin' of piss

 

[fox69]

"Eat Steel"

"Eat Steel"


[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]
I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say
[Chorus:]
Look into my cold, dark eyes I will never apologize
And you will...
EAT STEEL EAT STEEL EAT STEEL [etc...]
[Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"Eight Lock"

"Eight Lock"



No one to see
Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
No one to know

Eighth lock
Eighth lock

Nothing will live
Nothing will grow
No one will care
No one will know

Eighth lock

You can never win
You only get out
By not going in
They put me down into the ground
Lost without taste, without sound
Beneath the barren mound
They put me in a place they call eighth lock

Eighth lock
But i'm getting stronger
Eighth lock
Not very much longer

No one to see
Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
No one to know

Eighth lock
Eighth lock

Nothing will live
Nothing will grow
No one will care
No one will know

Eighth lock

You can never win
You only get out
By not going in

Who the hell am i?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
And what did you do to my hangs?
I'm getting stronger...
They built this place with steel
And painted it with mud
It's constantly on fire
They put it out with blood

They said it was a prison
But became so much more
The maze it built into itself
They had to bar the door
Bar the door!
Quickly you fools!

Nothing to do
Nowhere to go
The floating eyeball is to be feared
The pupil hides a maw
They say that children run this place
That's how they missed the fatal flaw

Eigth lock

You never can win
You only get out
By not going in
No one to see
Nowhere to go
Nothing to do

Eigth lock

You never can win
You only get out
By not going in
No one to see
Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
No one to know
When you come to eighth lock

It's like some vile re-birth
Where devils delve into your life
And demons deem it's worth
The food comes through a hole
My cellmate is a troll
The warden he has hooks for hands
We all play our roles
We all play our roles
Or wind up on a pole

Eighth lock

A diabolic construct
As flesh runs rife with worms
Somehow flesh and metal merge
As bloated larvae squirms
The things within they made with rules
They steal the soulds of those
They think are fit to play...

Their hateful games

 

[fox69]

"Endless Apocalypse"

"Endless Apocalypse"



ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
APOCALYPSE...
There wasn't any reason
To change the melody
Are you a real person
Or do you just play one on TV?
People say - why don't you die?
I keep waking up and when I do I'm alive
Slipping on a lampshade
Wishing you were me
You're just wishing for poop
But happy with pee
We're just part of one filthy family
Its hard to feels so down
and I am getting over
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
in the beginning...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
You think that it's over
It really just begun
Watching your hair grow
Is really quite fun
Thought I was thinking
About another time
I'll pursue a career as a mime
Why won't you die?
I keep waking up and when I am I'm alive
Endless apocalypse
To end the beginning
Endless apocalypse
Endless apocalypse today
It's a beautiful day
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
ENDLESS APOCALYPSE...
ENDLESS... ENDLESS...
Endless Apocalypse
To end the beginning
Endless Apocalypse
Endless Apocalypse today
It's a beautiful day

 

[fox69]

"Escape From The Mooselodge"

"Escape From The Mooselodge"



GWAR, the once mighty
Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become.
Drug addicted, riddled with disease
They're not dogs, they're just scum...
Could they get a chance to change their fate
Destroy the things they've come to love with hate
Only time will tell...
I'm sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze,
I'd like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws
The sins of this planet have long since grown stale
We need to kill on a galactic scale
Forsaken by their cosmic master,
GWAR constantly schemes
For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams
Old men fly into space, GWAR cannot...
This re-occuring pattern of failure
Has fucked with them a lot
Get me the hell out of Dodge I'll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge
But first let me settle my account at
Blockbuster and bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer...
I scream to the heavens to split open wide and let loose a torrent
of death's ghastly tide
The power of Chaos, there's no reason why
We need a way to make everybody die...
The ancient legend of "The TimeBomb",
an alien device which supposedly chronicled all time's events
from the beginning-to the end.
If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes,
then the end of the world would come.
As to what this has to do with anything, I'm not really sure...
Out there the power is growing and it's growing fast
Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass.
Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping
Can you smell the zits I'm popping
What the hell can we do?
We've done it all,
I've humped god's nose
I've reeked of booze...
I've cancelled shows
Became everything that I despised And my own hell I recognize
But there's just so many little bohabs and they're always crowding
around begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down
I will kill their girlfriends,
I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy,
I become the Mack
But everyday I'm doing I'm dying deep inside
But I'm gonna tell ya something gonna give ya back your pride
So here's a little thought that I had the other day
If we could blow the planet up
We could just float away